"I don't care, you people don't care about the trillions…get off my phone! I will lose my mind today!"
"But you don't care Glenn about anybody spending a trillion dollars…they don't understand it can't be done."
"I have 20 girls and I have the six, 3 girls and 3 boys."
"It's the break. Oh tank God. It's sad but…"
"I want to welcome Pedro and thank you so much for coming in and being part of our family."
"But I was reminded of something else. I was reminded that no matter how bitter the rod, how stony the road, we have always persevered. (Applause.) We have not faltered, nor have we grown weary. As Americans, we have demanded, and strived for, and shaped a better destiny. And that is what we are called on to do once...
"That's why I've issued a challenge to America's governors: If you match the success of states like Pennsylvania and develop an effective model for early learning; if you focus reform on standards and results in early learning programs; if you demonstrate how you will prepare the lowest income children to meet the h...
I love the Smiths
Meredith Vieira: You look gorgeous. Susan Boyle: Thank you very much. Meredith Vieira: I’m loving the hair. Susan Boyle: … Meredith Vieira: No but it’s a little bit different. You’ve had a little bit, slight little make over. Susan Boyle: Yeah, just a slight one. Meredith Vieira: Are you having a good time? Susan B...
Bruno: "Do you prefer the vagina or the mammary glands." Hunter: "I prefer the vagina." Bruno: "I love a woman with a vagina."
"In fact Austrian fashionistas live their lives according to my in or out list. In: autism, out: Chlamydia."
"My name is Bruno I was born in Klagenfurt, I'm 19 years old and of course you know me as the host of Funkyzeit."
"I live in Austria's coolest city…Vienna. No big deal…whatever."
Bruno: "Why are you so anti-Hamas. I mean isn't pita bread the real enemy." Man: You're confusing Hamas with humus I believe."
"I'm totally irresistible to gay guys. They see me and they want to stroke me."
"I got to say I love American people and I love African American people. They're the best."