"Mr. Speaker, Mr. President, Members of the House, Members of the Senate, my fellow Americans: All I have I would have given gladly not to be standing here today. The greatest leader of our time has been struck down by the foulest deed of our time. Today, John Fitzgerald Kennedy lives on in the immortal words and wo...

"This nation has experienced a profound shock, and in this critical moment, it is our duty, yours and mine, as the Government of the United States, to do away with uncertainty and doubt and delay, and to show that we are capable of decisive action; that from the brutal loss of our leader we will derive not weakness,...

"In this new spirit of action, the Congress can expect the full cooperation and support of the executive branch. And, in particular, I pledge that the expenditures of your Government will be administered with the utmost thrift and frugality. I will insist that the Government get a dollar's value for a dollar spent. ...

Bill: "Where, and I mostly worked with Woz on that I uh..." Steve: "Let me tell this story."

"The heart of those commericals is not to be mean, but it's actually for the guys to like each other."

"I know that it is hard for Americans to realize the magnitude of the war in which we are involved. We have problems in this war no other nations have. Fortunately, the great majority of American citizens of German descent have, in this great crisis of our history, shown themselves splendidly loyal to our flag. Ev...

"Ensuring the stability of student loans is essential to keeping educational opportunities open to all Americans. Last year alone federal loans provided more than 60 billion dollars of aid to American students. This money helped pay for tuition, text books, and a lifetime of opportunity that comes with holding a c...

"I just love Indiana."

"When you start focusing so much on the plight of the historically oppressed that you loose sight of what we have in common that it overrides everything else that we're not concerned about the struggles of others because we're looking at things only through a particular lens. Then it doesn't describe properly what ...

"People know me. And people who have worked with me know that the reason I'm in this race is because my own life history and my professional history working as a community organizer, a civil rights lawyer, and as a legislator is to fight so that people can take that same ladders of opportunity that I was able to ta...

"In truth, there is no reconciliation we would welcome more than a reconciliation with the Soviet Union, so, together, we can lessen the risks of war, now and forever."

"If we can blast 50 women into space, we will someday launch a woman into the White House."

"My grandfather had larger dreams for his son. Through hard work and perseverance my father got a scholarship to study in a magical place, America, that shone as a beacon of freedom and opportunity to so many who had come before."

"The time has come to tell the lobbyists who think their money and their influence speak louder than our voices that they don't own this government, we do; and we are here to take it back."

"The aliens, you know, look out Saturn, look out Pluto, this all these the aliens are gonna be meeting cause Tommy T. is the place to be if you watch TV."

"I've become a shorthand or a symbol or a stand-in for now of a spirit that the last election in New Hampshire represented, and it's a spirit that says, 'we are looking for something different.'"

"The aliens, you know, look out Saturn, look out Pluto, this all these the aliens are gonna be meeting cause Tommy T. is the place to be if you watch TV."

"This may be the last day I'm ever involved in a campaign of this kind, I thought I was out of politics until Hillary decided to run."

"Let us forge a new path, a path that leads to unrivaled prosperity, to boundless opportunity, to the America we believe in."

"You'll think last night was a fucking picnic!"

"I will pay a referee to sit in the post and let somebody beat the crap out of him, see how he likes it, see how his back likes it."

"If they're the real Chicago fuckin' fans, they can kiss my fuckin' ass right downtown and PRINT IT."

"Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth."

"This is just a fucking game, it's not the end of the world. But every question you ask is like we should cancel the season now cause we just lost - relax!"

"You know I just wanted to go out there, I know he likes to throw the ball up, I'm a pretty good high ball hitter so I swung at the first pitch and fouled it back. And I knew he was coming with it again, so uh, I was able to get a good piece of bat on the ball. It was great."

"Larry Merchant is just a commentator, he don't know nothing about boxing."

"I have the utmost respect for that man in there and, you know, I'm very disappointed I feel like we let him down as well as the city of New York."

"Ladies and gentlemen you are the last people in the world who will ever see me jump. Because I will never ever ever jump again. I am through."

"On Wednesday October 2, I was diagnosed with testicular cancer. Prior to seeing my doctor last week I had been experiencing some swelling in my testicles and I coughed up some blood."

"Let's go Mets!"

"I'll tell you one fuckin' thing, I hope we get fuckin' hotter than shit, just to stuff it up them 3,000 fuckin' people that show up every fuckin' day, because if they're the real Chicago fuckin' fans, they can kiss my fuckin' ass right downtown and PRINT IT. They're really, really behind you around here, my fuckin'...

Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth. And, I might have had a bad break, but I have an awful lot to live for. Thank you."

"Today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth."

"Heh heh heh."

"We can ensure that our prosperity is once again a tide that's lifting all boats."

"I've been internationally involved in many, many things, land mine removal, children's health care, poverty around the world. And I will continue that."

"It's a new tour and we're learning a lot after every show."

"I think every character virtually is made up of a load of ingredients."

"You can't say I have a life of solace and go around fucking half the world."

"There's so much scope and so much life and energy."

"There's so much to look forward to as far as I'm concerned."

"I think my life is changing at the moment."

"You may not get the till Monday, but when you do call me, and then we'll get together for coffee and chat and let the romance begin."

"You should actually look that up, passive aggressive personality disorder."

"Learn the lessons of it."

"That is what this choice is going to be about in this election. I said a year ago, over a year ago, I would rather lose a campaign than lose a war. I was right about the surge. Senator Obama was wrong about the surge. American people make an appropriate judgment."

"One of the reasons why I wanted so badly the town hall meetings. So they have a chance to look at us and respond to them. Rather than the sound byte and the spin and the web sites and then 527s."

"Not only do I get angry, but the American people are angry too. Look at the polls. They are angry. They want somebody who is angry and who is going to do something about it."

"Tomorrow, I'll call for lifting the federal moratorium for states that choose to permit exploration. I think that this, and perhaps providing additional incentives for states to permit exploration off their coasts, would be very helpful in the short term in resolving our energy crisis. We've seen the impact of it i...

"LSU now stands for Love Shaq University. Can you dig it, can you dig it?"

"LSU now stands for Love Shaq University."

"I'm here with a bunch of loose guys."

"And we all know that a long tenure in Washington D.C. is not the same as judgment, wisdom and vision. Nevertheless, the other party seems to think that age and experience are factors that will work in their favor during this campaign. But our shared experience as a nation tells us otherwise."

"Let them fight all they want tonight, shed each other's blood, and then I'll be ready to run for president."

"I think Japanese people are gonna like the taste of U.S. beef. I had a good slice of beef last night."

"Uh I think Leeroy needs something for this guy."

"Leeroy Jenkins!"

"Let's do this!"

"Let's go, let's go!"

"Leeroy, you moron."

"I get to play there next year. I have a little vendetta to settle with that place. I'm looking forward to Augusta National big time."

"There is not a living soul in the world."

"They would not lie."

"The last name of my forefathers, was taken from them when they brought to America and made slaves."

"What tongue did you speak? How did the man take your tongue? Where is your history? How did the man wipe out your history?"

"Some of us are lucky enough to arrive at moments in life when we can pause, reflect on our work and say, 'this is great.'"

"If we are going to have a chance of changing their lives, we need another level of innovation."

"Never doubt the magic of software. That's right, listen to Chewbacca."

"We've both been lucky to be part of it."

"Let me tell this story."

"Let your readers know how smart you are."

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"Yah there's a lot of Latin rhythms in there."

"They had a lot of nuts to be doing stuff like that."

"These songs about lazy teenagers and apathy."

"Growing up in Aberdeen, Washington, there was a lot of logs."

"It relieved some of the animosity that I have toward people."

"I have a lot of reasons to not do drugs."

"It's something that I love doing and I would always wanna do."

"You know we are where we are, so we tend to look forward."

"Let's stop looking backwards here."

"Let's stop looking backwards here, it's all about what happens tomorrow."

"It's a new tour and we're learning a lot after every show."

"I think every character virtually is made up of a load of ingredients."

"You can't say I have a life of solace and go around fucking half the world."

"There's so much scope and so much life and energy."

"There's so much to look forward to as far as I'm concerned."

"I think my life is changing at the moment."

"The president is addicted, once again, to drilling, drilling, drilling as a solution. The answer is a long-term policy that deals with substantial policies that promote conservation, fuel efficiency in vehicles, an emphasis on renewable energy."

"There's gonna be a lot of need for long term assistance as well as short term assistance."

"Here's a better way. Instead of playing favorites, our government should level the playing field for all alcohol fuels that break the monopoly of gasoline, both lowering gasoline prices and carbon emissions."

"As you know, the state of Louisiana has decided they wanted that off their coast. I would probably offer them an increase in the oil and gas revenue for that."

"First, let's in my view, lets lift the monetorium on off shore drilling and let the states decide whether they want to have that or not."

"Today, the Iraqi government is functioning effectively. They've got a long way to go.

"All of you know Michael here I'm sure in this area as executive director of the land trust for Santa Barbara County. The land trust works to protect important, open space wild life habitat, farms and ranches."

"I know he has mischaracterized some of my statements in the past including our involvement in Iraq but I'll let the American people decide about that."

"What I have said since September 11th is if we knew back in 1993 what we found out on September 11th, we should have treated this as a long-term terrorist issue."

"The brunt of this incredible increase in the cost of a gallon of oil is being born by the lowest income Americans."

"I would remind you that these things require incredibly long planning and coordination, etc. There's no way possible that I could have had anything to do with our visit that I could imagine."

"You let Doughboy do that to you?"

"Look, marshmallow man! It's marshmallow man layin it on ya! Oh shit, you just got marshmallowed!"

"Let's get it on!"

"America has always been a land of opportunity, a land where if you work hard, you can get ahead."

"I love the guy! I'm sorry for all the die-hard democrats in the audience, I just? do."

"The literal translation of ubuntu in English is 'I am because you are.'"

"I would like to believe that the files saying that we had interfered with their insurgency efforts, I would like to believe that that was accurate."

"This is the equivalent of a car wreck and when it is in the process of happening you make judgments in the moment."

"Why am I standing here with my little posing trunks, oiled up, trying to be the most muscular man?"

"I'm still laughing -- all the way to the bank!"

"That's what meetings, town hall meetings are supposed to be about. That's what we're supposed to be about, to listen to each other."

"People love it."

"We'll make up for lost time in the near future."

"And, uh, that's why I love being here."

"It's hard to limit imagination and innovation."

"And then letting it come back sometimes."

"Well, the most important work I got a chance to be involved in, no matter what I do, is the personal computer. You know, that's what I grew up, in my teens, my twenties, my thirties, you know, I even knew not to get married because I was so, until later because I was so obsessed with it, that's my life's work."

"I sort of look at us as two of the luckiest guys on the planet."

"Cause we found what we love to do."

"And, so I don't think about legacy much."

"People say you have to have a lot of passion for what you're doing and it's totally true, and the reason is because it's so hard, that if you don?t, any rational person would give up. It's really hard, and you have to do it over a sustained period of time, so if you don't love it, if you're not having fun doing it...

"So, it's a lot of hard work."

"This is an extraordinarily exciting time in the industry, and lots of new stuff happening, so I can't even begin to think of what it's going to be like ten years from now."

"We all know that General Clark, as high ranking as he is, his record in his last command, I think, was somewhat less than stellar."

"Khan -- I'm laughing at the superior intellect."

Captain Spock: "Logic clearly dictates that the need of the many outweigh the needs of the few." Admiral James T. Kirk: "Or the one."

"It?s a choice between a candidate who has taken more money from Washington lobbyists than either Republican in this race, and a campaign that has not taken a dime of their money because we have been funded by you. You have funded this campaign."

"I would remind you that these things require incredibly long planning and coordination, etc."

"What I did say a year ago, as you know, that I would much rather lose a political campaign than lose a war."

"I would say that our generation bias is probably looking at a candidate how they would look at a product."

"In 15 years its hard to comprehend that happening, to all the countries all over the world via satellite, it's very difficult to comprehend, a live concert to me is exciting because of all the electricity that is generated in the crowd and on stage. It's my favorite part of the business."

"Let's see what would I like to say?"

"And then I don't like myself later."

"Although I have had and still have some very lonely, and, you know."

"Losing my mother while I was in the army."

"You learn more about yourself."

"You learn more about yourself, it gives you a better understanding of yourself as well as other people, and it can only help."

"I look at myself strictly as a human being, who's like I said been very lucky."

"I love everybody."

"Livin in America!"

"Five score years ago, a great American in whose symbolic shadow we stand today signed the Emancipation Proclamation."

"We have also come to this hallowed spot to remind America of the fierce urgency of now. This is no time to engage in the luxury of cooling off or to take the tranquilizing drug of gradualism."

"Let us not wallow in the valley of despair."

"And so let freedom ring from the prodigious hilltops of New Hampshire. Let freedom ring from the mighty mountains of New York. Let freedom ring from the heightening Alleghenies of Pennsylvania. Let freedom ring from the snow-capped Rockies of Colorado. Let freedom ring from the curvaceous slopes of California. B...

"I don't think of love as in this context as emotional bond. I don't think of it as a weak bond, but I think of love as something strong and that organizes itself in powerful, direct action."

"Like anybody I would like to live a long life, longevity has its place."

"Steve's gone loopy."

"We've created 46 million new jobs since 1982 because of lower taxes."

"It was a request to have it put in the President's budget. And that's a very legitimate request."

"And I know this country, which I love more than almost anything."

"So John McCain is lowering those taxes, Barack Obama wants to raise them."

"This is his chance to lay out his vision for our party and for America. And he, of course, is going to be the keynoter."

"He's a leader of a country and I'm confident that he will act as a President."

"I have long ago proposed a 'League of Democracies.'"

"We have lines of communications with the Iranians, and there are many."

"The Latino fighters are, um, astonishing."

"I like the little guys, so um, cuz they're the most skillful ones."

"I mean, they've created the myth that American broadcasting and American media has a liberal bias. It never has had."

"The goal of Dr. Martin Luther King is to get negroes to forgive the people that have brutalized them for four-hundred years by lulling them to sleep and making them forgetting what those whites have done to them."

"So if they are failing to do the job that they're- that our people expect of them, probably it's just through lack of understanding."

"And any time a black man, or any kind of legislation is proposed that would benefit the black or give the black man his just do, we find it is locked up in these committees right here."

"He's spoken his language to us, for 400 years."

"Because of my age now and the things that I've been through, the people and the situations that I've been exposed to, I've learned a lot about people, about life, about situations. It's been very beneficial to me in that I've been able to help a few other people."

"I've learned a lot about people, about life, about situations."

"You can't go out of of your limitations."

"You can't go out of of your limitations, you have to know your capabilities."

"And I just love the song."

"Listen to this."

"He used that language to immobilize his opposition."

"As important as that, leading to a conflict in the Middle East which could draw the United States of America into that conflict and put brave young Americans' lives at risk."

"I'm like all of you."

"True success will take place when we leave Iraq to a government that is taking responsibility for its future. A government that prevents sectarian conflict and ensures that the Al Qaeda threat, which has been beaten back by our troops, does not reemerge."

"Let me be clear."

"To think that so many great people has been educated here. Like Lyndon Baines Johnson, or as him is known: J.F.K."

"And what did Lincoln give America, apart from the Towncar?"

"Just do me a favor: put your ear to the door and don't come in if you hear me shouting 'Natalie, play with me lightsaber'."

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"So lets be clear."

"I want Iraqis to take responsibility for their own future and to reach the political accommodation necessary for long term stability."

"When you're looking in someone's closet you're really finding out a lot about who they are."

"I really listen to everything. And I have to say, I learn a couple dozen new things everyday."

"And most things I think I just do maybe a little better than mediocre."