"We'll have a question, and you know, look, that's fine."

"Let's just talk about rumors."

"A lot of that has locked up the system, and that will take some time."

"Look what happened there!"

"All I can say to him is that, look at history."

"Look, I've been tested."

"Ryan Crocker, our ambassador in Baghdad, said if you want to know what victory looks like, look at this agreement."

"Look at the positions that he held on tax increases when he was first running in the primary."

"Look at them now, they're vastly different."

"I would have vetoed literally every spending bill, even those that I voted for, if I were president of the United States and made them famous the way Ronald Reagan did."

"We've presided over the largest increase in the size of government in the last 8 years."

"Your request is not unlike your lower intestine, stinky and loaded with danger."

"Lovely party, pity I wasn't invited."

Clark Wilhelm Griswold, Jr.: "Can I refill your eggnog for ya? Get ya something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere, leave ya for dead?" Cousin Eddie: "Naw, I'm doing just fine Clark."

Todd: "Where do you think your gonna put a tree that big?" Clark W. Griswold: "Bend over and I'll show ya." Todd: "You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold." Clark W. Griswold:"I wasn't talking to you."

"I give you the Griswold family Christmas tree. [Clark cuts the tree loose and a huge crash follows] Lot a sap in here. Looks great! Little full, lot a sap."

"Eat my road grit liver lips!"

"A man's got to know his limitations."

"I hate to see you go but I love to watch you leave."

"If I were to send you flowers, where would I... uhh, no wait let me rephrase. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?"

"Cyborgs don't feel pain, I do. Don't do that again. Listen and understand, that terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with, it does feel pity, or remorse, or fear and it will absolutely will not stop ever, until you are dead."

"I lover her man!"

"Remember what I said about seeing a light when you're dying. It ain't true, I can't see a damn thing."

"Hitting bottom isn't a weakend retreat. It'a not a goddamn seminar. Stop trying to control everything, and just let go."

"Bye bye lard ass."

"You're always fuckin' late. You'll be late for your own fuckin' funeral."

"Little pigs! Little pigs! Let me come in! Not by the hair of your chinny-chin-chin! Then I'll huff! And I'll puff! And I'll blow your house in!"

Ohhh…you little bastards!"

"Let's go get some of that Saturday Night Beaver."

"In this big game to be played, life, it's not what you hope for, it's not what you deserve, it's what you take! I'm Frank "T.J." Mackey, a master of the muff, and author of the Seduce and Destroy system now available to you on audio and video cassette. Seduce and Destroy will teach you the techniques to have any ha...

"Look at this, I've got a big Bob Marley joint."

"Let's go, let's go. I'm bored, let's go."

Millbarge: "We need a plan." Fitz-Hume: "Let's play dead."

"Leave all that can be spared behind. We travel light. Let's hunt some Orc."

Record Company Executive: [talking about Johnny's wardrobe] "What's with the black? Looks like you're going to a funeral." Johnny Cash: "Maybe I am."

"Laws should not be used to discriminate against anyone."

"I think you know, certainly a lot of banks have taken lots of losses in this past year."

"We are seeing that in many of our businesses, loans are 15%."

"They love to gossip about stars."

"Oh my god, I know!"

"I feel like you need to kind of the let the new, hungry comedians come in."

"Look at what I brought for you uncle Barry."

"For the past 20 months, I’ve traveled the length of this country, and Michelle and I have met so many Americans who are looking for real and lasting change that makes a difference in their lives."

Obama: "At this stage, everything that needs to be said has probably been heard by a lot of voters, and--" Stewart: "Right." Obama: "What you want to do is just remind them one more time, 'Here's what I'm going to do,' not oversell--" Stewart: "Right." Obama: "And let people make up their minds. That's h...

"Rating agencies decided they were going to downgrade the company. That precipitated a much larger requirement for liquidity."

"Obviously it was a large exposure for AIG."

"What caused AIG in many way obviously in addition to the CDS was the lack of confidence."

"Even when it wasn't there, like once I wrapped for the day, I got so used to it being there I would be looking for it."

Blue and Pink: (singing) Lalalala, lalalala, lalalala.

Geraldo (on TV): "What happens when Bonnie & Clyde turn out to be Bonnie & Bonnie? Lesbian bandits, next on Geraldo." Max: "Oooh! Lesbians! Yummy!"

"Okay, listen up, everybody, I'm going rogue right now, so keep your voices down! Available now, we've got a bunch of these Palin 2012 t-shirts."

"I just could not bring myself to tell an entire group of people in our community they were less important."

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no!  I'm overdue!  I'm really in a stew!  No time to say goodbye...hello!  I'm late! I'm late!  I'm late!!"

"I'M LATE!   I'M LATE!  I'M LATE!!!"

"Let me explain it to you. Mitchell's the man, I'm the idiot, and you're the screw up; and we're all losers. Welcome to music town."

A.J.:" Do you think it is possible for someone to be in love with someone else and not even know it?" Lucas:" In this life, there are nothing but possibilities". A.J.: "Well, that's good, because I have to tell Corey that I love her by 1:37." Lucas:"That's an excellent time"

Joy: "Why are we talking about this?" Elisabeth: "Let me finish! Please! Okay? Let! Me! Finish!"

Kirk: "Well, Bones, do the new medical facilities meet with your approval?" Bones: "They do not. It's like working in a damn computer center."

Geraldo (on TV): "What happens when Bonnie & Clyde turn out to be Bonnie & Bonnie? Lesbian bandits, next on Geraldo." Max: "Oooh! Lesbians! Yummy!"

(Plays a few notes and then laughs loudly)

Irish Guy: "They're always after me lucky charms! (Everyone snickers at him) What? Why does everyone laugh when I say that? They *ARE* after me lucky charms!! What??" Frau Farbissma: "It's a television commercial! With this cartoon leprechaun! And all of these children are trying to chase him...Hey leprech...

Sydney: "I'm having dinner at the White House." EDC Staffer: "I'm having lunch at the Kremlin!"

"ALL I'VE EVER KNOWN TO BE TRUE IS A LIE!"

Rameses: "COME ON MOSES!  ADMIT IT!   YOU'VE ALWAYS LOOKED UP TO ME!!" Moses: "YES, BUT IT'S NOT MUCH OF A VIEW!!"

"RAMESES!!  LET MY PEOPLE GO!!"

"There's no place like home! There's no place like home!"

"What's goin' on down there? Is his mom losin' her marbles?"

"You two donkey dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue."

"If we're going to have any kind of fun together...you guys had better loosen up."

"Fastman, let me tell you mah story, man. Last year, I was insane for this crazy little 8th grade bitch."

Gary: "I was nuts for the girl....and what did it to me was these big titties she had." Fastman: "Big titties...haha!" Gary: "She wouldn't have to worry about no titties for the rest of her life, boy, you know she was set and she was lookin' gooood son!"

"I've got this great guy and he loves my kid. And he sure does like me a lot."

"I'm losing the only person who listens to me…and you only listen to me partially."

"I have lost the ability to bullshit."

Rod: "I love the black man!" Jerry: "I LOVE THE BLACK MAN! SHOW ME THE MONEY!!"

Rod: "I love black people!" Jerry: "I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE!"

Colonel Sandurz: "Prepare ship for lightspeed!" Dark Helmet: "No, no, no! Lightspeed's too slow!" Colonel Sandurz: "Lightspeed's too slow?" Dark Helmet: "Yes. We're going to have to go right to …..Ludicrous speed!" (everone gasps) Colonel Sandurz: "Ludicrous speed? Sir, we've never gone that fast before...I don't k...

Stan: "Oh my God! You killed Kenny!" Kyle: "You bastard!" Cartman: "Wow! I guess you CAN light a fart on fire, huh?"

"Let's play some basketball!"

"Losers always whine about their best! Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."

"Um we have learned from mistakes."

"Loser."

"Let there be no reason now for any American to fail to cherish their citizenship in this, the greatest nation on Earth."

"I’ll leave that to others to determine."

"Those who didn't vote for us, let us earn your confidence."

If it does not get done in the lame duck session, it will be the first thing I get done as President of the United States.

"I LOVE HER MAN!"

"Yes, truly, a little bribe never hurts."

Vanessa: "I would never have sex with you. If you were the last man on Earth, and I was the last women on Earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex simply for procreation. I still wouldn't have sex with you." Austin: "What's your point Vanessa?"

Man: "Hey, buddy, I'm not paying you to hear your thoughts on life. I'm paying you to sing" Robbie: "Well, I have a microphone and you don't SO YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERY DAMN WORD I HAVE TO SAY!"

"He's loosing his mind."

"Feels good to minle with these laid back country fold don't it Harry. I like it allot."

Harry: "Holy jeez look at the butt on that." Lloyd: "Yeah, he must work out."

"No way that's great. WE LANDED ON THE MOON!!!"

(Lloyd laughing)

Lloyd: "WOW! Two lucky guys are gonna be driving around with those girls for the next couple months!" Harry: "Yeah, don't worry we'll catch out break too we just got to keep our eyes open." Lloyd: "Yep. You're it." Harry: "You're it."

"Look at this, I've got a big Bob Marley joint."

Vanessa: "I would never have sex with you. If you were the last man on Earth, and I was the last women on Earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex simply for procreation. I still wouldn't have sex with you." Austin: "What's your point Vanessa?"

"It's going to be interesting though, once she's lost that man, to see how she's going to claw her way back into this banquet room."

"He lost part of his middle finger. As a result of this, this rendered him practically mute."

"Laying out a timeline to draw down American forces."

"Hopefully make some other Americans go out and really look into the issues and find out for themselves."

"They said, well, let's cross that bridge when we get there."

"If you pass like the nanny in Boston did, she passed two of them, and they still prosecuted her."

"I locked her out of the bedroom."

"I try not to let that affect me."

"Sometimes I'm not looking for a lasting relationship or any heavy conversation."

"Please. For God's sake, let's get on with it. We've lived--we've lived as no other people lived and loved. We've had as much of this world as you're gonna get. Let's just be done with it. Let's be done with the agony of it."

"The world suffers violence, and the violent shall take it by force. If we can't live in peace, then let's die in peace."

"Please. For God's sake, let's get on with it. We've lived--we've lived as no other people lived and loved. We've had as much of this world as you're gonna get. Let's just be done with it. Let's be done with the agony of it."

"This group is going to be looked to and looked at for leadership that perhaps have been lacking in Congress and in Washington D.C. This group is going to be uniquely qualified to provide leadership in this nation."

"But at this point, I love my job as governor."

"Look forward to continuing doing my duties as governor."

"I look forward to seeing him as a leader in the Senate, reaching out to Barack Obama and the new administration, being able to work together with the solutions that he has. Again, sorry if I cost him any votes, if I did."

Fiona Volpe: "But the music is going to go on all night anyhow, enough to drive you wild. Do you like wild things Mr Bond, James Bond?" James Bond: "Ow! Wild, you should be locked up in a cage" Fiona Volpe: "This bed feels like a cage, all these bars. Do you think I'll be safe"

Draco's Men: "Mr Bond?" James Bond: "Yes" Draco's Men: "You've lost something" James Bond: "Really?" [Draco's Men hold up a gun] Draco's Men: "We'll give it to you outside"

Teresa Di Vicenzo: "He loves me" James Bond: "Instinctively" Teresa Di Vicenzo: "Infuriatingly" James Bond: "Intensely" Both: "In, in, in" James Bond: "Injubilitively" Teresa Di Vicenzo: "First a boy and then a girl" [Blofeld and Irma Bundt drive past shooting Bond's Car] James Bond: ...

Saida: "Ah! I've lost my charm" James Bond: "Not from where I'm standing"

"Are you gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"

"All right Ramblers, let's get ramblin."

"Little pigs! Little pigs! Let me come in! Not by the hair of your chinny-chin-chin! Then I'll huff! And I'll puff! And I'll blow your house in!"

Chris laughs. Chris: “Now you try.” Mitch laughs.

Chris: “Kent puts his name on his license plates.” Mitch: “My mother does the same thing with my underwear.” Chris: “Your mother puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?”

Chris: “Lazlo?” Lazlo: “Uh oh, that's me. Hello.”

Guy: “What's this?” Chris: “It's a laser beam, bozo!” Guy: “What's it for?” Chris: “Not what, where!” Guy: “What?” Chris: “Follow it! It's a surprise!”

Clark: "I give you…the Griswold family Christmas tree!", "Lotta sap in here."

"And I'm gonna look him straight in the eye, and I'm gonna tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, four-flushing, lowlife, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spiny-necked, worm-headed...

"Goddamn boy, you're bout as big as a mountain. Look like you might have played some football."

"Listen you fuckers, you screwheads, here's a man who would not take it anymore, who would not let... Listen you fuckers you screwheads, here's a man who would not take it anymore, a man who stood up against the scum, the cons, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is someone who stood up."

"You see, I cannot find him. It has been twenty years now, I am starting to lose confidence!"

M: "When someone says 'We've got people everywhere', you expect it to be hyperbole! Lot of people say that! Florists use that expression! Doesn't mean that they've got somebody working for them inside of the bloody room!"

"Michelle always wakes up earlier than I do. So listen to her roaming around and having the girls come in and, you know, jump in your bed. It's a great feeling."

"All of them recognized that there's a certain loneliness to the job. That, you know, you'll get advice, and you'll get counsel. Ultimately, you're the person who's gonna be making decisions."

"I'm not sure that the American people are looking for a lot of speeches. I think what they're looking for is action."

"That's something that I don't think I'll ever get used to. I mean, the loss of anonymity and this is not a complaint, this is part of what you sign up for. Being able to just wander around the neighborhood. I can't go to my old barber shop now."

"Joe Lieberman is a Democrat he is part of this caucus."

"In short we moved aggressively in recent years to position GM for long term success and we're well on the road to turning our North American business around."

I think Kim is having lesbionic impulses

It does get lonely. I'd be lying if I told you I never danced with a broom.

“Zetta Murphy, I was born here in Pittsburgh. My parents weren’t from Pittsburgh. My mother was from South Carolina. My father was from Kentucky. My mother came here after my dad and they met at a social at church. I have 6 brothers and sisters. 2 of my sisters are deceased because there was a lot of rheumatoid illn...

"Nice-a shot."

"Mama mia."

"I do voiceovers, normally for, you know, more sexy things like cars or vodka, but lately I'm the voice of Pampers."

"It was like a black hole, it was like a crack, and everything that fell into that crack just disappeared."

Voice 1: "God be with you Frank." The Punisher: "Sometimes I'd like to get my hands on God."

"Leaving the Senate is very difficult for me."

"Like hell! Like hell!"

"That's the lowest I've ever seen Dick Vitale since the owner of the Detroit Pistons called him in and told him he should go into broadcasting."

"To me, there are three things we all should do every day. We should do this every day of our lives. Number one is laugh. You should laugh every day."

"If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special."

"To that end our plan respectfully requests $12 billion in short term loans and a $6 billion line of credit."

"With a 10% market share it would translate to Chrysler to a lost of 650,000 vehicles or roughly $16 billion of lost revenue opportunity this year alone."

"It used to be that we had too many brands. Now we have a laser focus on our most important brand the Ford Volvo."

"I think Japanese people are gonna like the taste of U.S. beef. I had a good slice of beef last night."

Uh I think Leeroy needs something for this guy.

Leeroy Jenkins!

Let's do this!

Let's go, let's go!

Leeroy, you moron.

"Let them fight all they want tonight, shed each other's blood, and then I'll be ready to run for president."

"I didn't need your freakin' life story, man."

"Like I could maybe go on tour with some heavy metal band. And be their mascot, and come out on stage, and have some sorta laser fight with the lead singer and all the fans would go nuts."