Mmm. It would seem that the Howard women have exceptionally vigorous libidos.

You give this message to the sisterhood, that men all over the country are gonna take their space back.

Man, this is gonna be so great.

Soon... Millions of people will see me and they'll all like me.

My first impression of Dana was, you know, she was really cute.

Honey! Honey! My house is going to be on television. So is my butt!

Maybe we should dip in now.

Tyrone: Motherfucker's goin' back to Florida. Harry: It was the last ship for miles. Tyrone: Sittin' their asses in the sun... while we sit here ass deep in some motherfuckin' snow.

Harry: Marion? Marion: Yeah? Harry: I'm really sorry, Marion. Marion: I know.

Maid Marion. Welcome.

Jim: There are no time outs in dodgeball. I told you that. Cheryl: Well, still, you shouldn't have hit him. Jim: Well, maybe he could've dodged the ball.

Harry Goldfarb: Marion... I've been thinking about you so much... are you okay? Marion: When are you coming home? Harry Goldfarb: Soon. Marion: When? Harry Goldfarb: Soon... you holding out alright? Marion: Harry... can you come today? Harry Goldfarb: Yeah... I'll come... I'll come today. You just wait for me,...

Lavelle: My grandfather was Canadian, you know. Riker: Really? Lavelle: Aren't you one, too? Riker: A grandfather? Lavelle: No. Canadian, sir canadian. Riker: Canadian. No, I grew up in Alaska. Lavelle: Oh. Well... they both...get a lot of snow.

My grandfather was from Canada.

My grandfather was Canadian, you know.

Lavelle: My grandfather was Canadian you know. Riker: Really? Lavelle: Aren't you one, too? Riker: A grandfather? Lavelle: No. Canadian, sir.

Mr. Radioactive?

May I ask you a personal question?

Maybe you were right. Maybe I'm not cut out for this.

My personal code of conduct prohibits sharing.

My enemies saw my weakness and moved against me.

Morgan, you do not touch another man's DVR. You might as well hump my grandma.

My mother never told me who my father was

My revenge is at hand.

Maybe we can make a deal.

Makes them look younger, doesn't it?

I mean, my wife, I've never seen her more excited about a guy who is not Russell Crowe.

Man, you guys are a couple of freaks.

Jim: My wife and I are crazy for each other. Greg: Please. You don't have to put on the "married people are wild" show, 'cause I had a front-row seat for the last seven years and I fell asleep.

Greg: What're you talking about? Jim: I'm talking about last night. Me and the missus. Right here. Making Plymouth rock.

My beard! You're getting it in that cheese sauce!

History will have to record that the greatest tragedy during this period of social transition was not the vitriolic words and the violent actions of the bad people, but the appalling silence and indifference of the good people.

Oh, well, if it's the truth you want, I'll give you the truth Mr. Fatty-Baldy-Needs-A- Breath-Mint.

Cheryl: You know what, maybe it's time to start concentrating on your real talent. Dana: Yeah, like karaoke. Nobody belts out the theme from Titanic better than you.

Auda: My tribe is the Howeitat. Sherif Ali: Who work only for profit. Auda: Who work at auda's pleasure. Lawrence: And it's Auda's pleasure is to serve the Turks. Auda: Serve? I serve? Lawrence: It is the servant who takes money.

You know what, my sister and I are taking you to the mall tomorrow. We are going to get you a gown.

But even more important, men don't meddle in other men's love lives. Also, men never use the phrase "love lives".

Make god your agent!

I have to admit, when the muzzle flash from a.357 Magnum dances across her alabaster skin, my thoughts do stray to the unprofessional.

Most days we're crammed into a squad car with a 12 gauge between us and some shirtless drunk banging on the cage in the back seat.

I don't know. I don't know. Maybe fate is being at the right place at the right time.

May the great bird of the galaxy bless your planet.

Thus the master tumblers turn, and the lock yields, and the hidden explanations can all be perceived; in their exact proportions, and in their exact progressions.

Charmaine: My father would kill me and my mother would absolutely freak. Girl, you are the only one I can talk to. Claire: Yeah, and I gotta be home by 8: 00.

Lt. Nyota Uhura: Message, Captain: Starship Base on Corinth IV requests explanation of our delay here, sir. Space Commander Dominguez says we have supplies he urgently needs. Captain James T. Kirk: Tell José he'll get his chilli peppers when we get there. Tell him they're prime Mexican Reds, I hand picked them mys...

My work is done, there's no more work to do.

Mitchell: My friend, James Kirk. Remember those rodent things on Dimorus, the poisoned darts they threw? I took one meant for you. Jim: And almost died. I remember. Mitchell: So why be afraid of me now?

Morals are for men, not gods.

Sulu: My chronometer is running... backwards, sir. Jim: Time warp. We're going backward in time.

Mr. Spock, if I'm to be the captain, I've gotta act like one.

Cheryl: My way is not the only way. Jim: Oh, that goes down so smooth.

My ex-girlfriend and my wife sitting down to dinner. I feel like Warren Beatty. Oh.

All I'm saying is, next time you invite someone over for dinner, make sure I haven't slept with them.

Meaning no ingratitude, gentlemen, but just where is it I find meself?

Meet your new bodyguards, Gunter and Fritz.

Cheryl: My yoga instructor. Jim: He's gay. Cheryl: He's so not gay. Jim: Cheryl, if you wanna continue going to that yoga class, he's gay.

Ruby: Mommy, is Mrs. Bishop babysitting us tonight? Cheryl: Uh-huh. Ruby: She's old. Gracie: And she makes us hold her teeth.

Honey, last night you made me feel like the most beautiful woman in the world.

Jay: Michael, we got married for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, for skinny, for fatter. Michael: Now, see, you're rewriting the vows. I don't remember that. Jay: I do. It was right before the cake.

Mr. La Forge, what's going on?

Riker: Mr. Worf, I told you to bring the tickets. Worf: I, uh, forgot.

Many of them are genuinely unaware of what's going on.

My father played the klavion. When I was very young and afraid of monsters under my bed... he'd play for me. He said that the klavion had special powers. Monsters were afraid of it and when they heard it they would disappear. When I listened to that music he played for me... I was never afraid to go to sleep. When h...

My instinct tells me there's something rotten in Germany... besides Hitler.

Maybe she doesn't spend all her time plotting. I mean, this house is pretty clean.

My doctor thinks I need to take it easy for a while. So, I'm going to go to my sister Dana's for a few days.

Man! This Charlie A outbid me again! Well, I think I know what the "A" stands for.

Ruby: We're doing a project. Mommy's teaching us planets. Cheryl: Yeah. Jim: Oh, That'll come in handy when you grow up.

Spock: Measuring the planet now, captain. Spheroid-shaped. Circumference: 24,874 miles. Mass: six times ten to the 21st power tons. Mean density: 5.517. Atmosphere: oxygen-nitrogen. Janice: Earth.

Maybe you can give me a little trim and I can clean you up later?

Jim: More of you? How many? Miri: All there are.

Mr. Lovey Dovey.

Janice: Miri. She really loved you, you know. Jim: Yes. I never get involved with older women, yeoman.

Jim: Mr. Spock? Spock: Captain? Jim: Full ahead, warp factor 1. Spock: Warp factor 1, captain.

Van Gelder: My name is... ...Van Gelder. I want asylum. Jim: At gunpoint?

Mr. Spock, you tell McCoy that she had better check out as the best assistant I ever had.

Andy: My head's not big. Dana: Oh, please! When you were a kid, we had to stitch two baseball hats together.

Man! I hope one day I'm as good a dad as you are.

Hey, honey. I was thinking. Mother's Day is only a week away. Have you gotten me anything yet?

Andy: Well, as my high school football coach used to say, "No pain, no gain." Jim: You were in the band. Andy: Yeah. But they practiced right next to us.

Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. Spill, baby.

Jim: Megavoltage. Touch the wrong line and you're dead. Helen: Anything's better than Adams' treatment room.

My father was a landlubber. But, by God, we loved him.

My daddy tied his shoes every day, but we didn't sell tickets to it.

Dana: Mom, I didn't really kiss a girl in college. Andy: Me neither.

Jim: Mabel. You told me you didn't have a middle name. Cheryl: I hate it. Don't you ever use that again.

Wayne: And by the way, my wife wanted me to say thank you because she was thrilled with the new 'do that you gave her. Roxanne: Oh... Well, tell her I said Danke Schoen.

Hurry back. Miss you already.

My fairies put this lucky penny on the floor.

My fairies. They protect me from harm.

My wife left me. I'm nothing!

Macy's. Hear me? I'm speakin' Spanish.

Maybe I should start doing yoga. You know, so I can get rid of all these negative feelings and open up. Nah, maybe I'll just start getting high again.

Russian: Malcolm, the baggage has arrived. Malcolm: Will, could you excuse me for a moment? I have to talk to, uh... Hank from accounting.

My favorite writer is John Steinbeck. Or is it Erma Bombeck? I get my Becks confused.

My show is gone, Elizabeth! It's gone!

Mr. Spock, you're aware of the orders regarding any contact with Talos IV. You have deliberately invited the death penalty. You've not only finished yourself, Spock... but you've finished your captain as well.

Honey, my catch phrase is 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, you figure it out.

Miss Piper, a Vulcan can no sooner be disloyal than he can exist without breathing.

Michael, do not talk to me about invasive. I'm a woman. We have more things going in and out of us than a bus station.

Jim: Mr. Spock, even if regulations are explicit, you could have come to me and explained. Spock: Ask you to face the death penalty too? One of us was enough, captain.

Jim: Mr. Spock, when you're finished, please come back and see me. I want to talk to you. This regrettable tendency you've been showing lately towards flagrant emotionalism... Spock: I see no reason to insult me, sir. I believe I've been completely logical about the whole affair.

Spock: May I inquire as to our course, captain? Jim: Benecia Colony. Spock: Benecia Colony is eight light years off our course. Jim: If my memory needs refreshing, Mr. Spock, I'll ask you for it. In the meantime, follow my orders.

Jim: Mr. Spock, the man on top walks a lonely street. The chain of command is often a noose. Spock: Spare me your philosophical metaphors, doctor.

Jay: Michael, the internet is like the world's library. Michael: No, it's the library you go through to get to the whorehouse.

Jay: Michael, explain to me what's going on in this house. Michael: It's not just this house anymore, Jay, it's a whole lot of houses.

My blind date was actually blind.

Karen: Martin, I know why you're here. Martin: I live here.

Maybe there'll be a real loser in the waiting room who'll make me feel better about myself.

My younger self has to buy me a spa treatment as a gift for being so adorable.

Middleborough, New York! It's the next big hot gay getaway.

Mr. Data, you are a clever man... in any time period.

Look at me, Grace! My back is sweating so much, my underwear is like a bucket!

Grace: Maybe that was a sign. Nick: That we shouldn't kiss or that you need to get a lock on that door?

My name is Saul, this is up to y'all.

Now I have hair from Bernadette Peters, Betty Buckley, and Idina Menzel. All I need is Patti LuPone and my Broadway diva wig will be complete.

Maybe you've been wondering who's been calling your voice mail and hanging up.

My mind must have wandered. What were you saying?

May whatever god you believe in... have mercy on your soul.

My people have a reputation for arrogance.

Bashir: Maybe we should talk to Admiral Ross. O'Brien: Oh, yeah, I can see it now. "Admiral, could you please send the Defiant "on the most dangerous mission you can think of? Jadzia needs to get into Sto-Vo-Kor." Quark: Sounds good to me.

Big Jam, it's ONE man, Mitch with the kids from the ridge, on your discman.

Most illogical.

Kung alam ko lang na ganito pala ang lakas at lawak ng pagnanakaw sa ating bansa, ang suicide na ako ng ipinanganak ako ng nanay ko

Vince: What'd you think I was doin'? Jack: Oh, certainly not meeting your rough trade grocery store lover for a quick handy by the bed of crackers.

Rosario: Oh, Miss Karen, can I stop for a minute? My back is hurting. Karen: Keep goin', I didn't hear anything snap.

My holidays-around-the-world potluck was a rousing success. Except when Egypt and Israel fought over the Suez Cannoli.

You know what it is, you don't even need a clue. My team runnin that scenic route. 6 points up, we go for 2 and they already know it cause the other team seems stressed I guess they good a showing...shout out to Green Bay, puttin yellow on green like a flag on the play. There ain't no interference, no distraction no...

The O line keep that bass though...green and gold, Mr. Rogers neighborhood, Brett sir, you're gettin old.

Scotty: Mr. Spock. You said a while ago that there were always alternatives. Spock: Did I? I may have been mistaken. McCoy: Well, at least I lived long enough to hear that.

McCoy: May be the last action you'll ever take, Mr. Spock. But it was all human. Spock: Totally illogical. There was no chance. McCoy: That's exactly what I mean.

Dr. McCoy: Spock, remind me to tell you that I'm sick and tired of your logic. Spock: That is a most illogical attitude.

Well, Hercules, you and your little friend here, may as well make yourselves comfortable.

Ross: Maybe so, but facts are facts, colonel, and there's no way the Bajorans can drive the romulans off derna, not without help, anyway and the federation isn't going to provide that help, not now. Is that clear? Kira: We're just not as important to the war effort as the Romulans. Ross: That's a harsh way to put it...