My dad seems a lot happier ever since you showed up.

Hogan: My first responsibility is the protection of this unit. Carter: The colonel's right. In a way, we are his family. Hogan: Oh, I'm in a lot of trouble.

My friend here is the smart one. I'm just the pretty sidekick.

Major Hochstetter, the next time you plant an undercover agent in Stalag 13, I wish you would let me know.

Maj. Hochstetter: And a hundred yards of important track torn up. And possibly my career destroyed, too. Hogan: What a shame.

Mmm-hmm. I'm thinking maybe I'll steal the car tonight. I could end up with a Lexus.

Mmm. This is the best cauliflower I've ever had.

Michael, I would be upset, but I wouldn't be obsessed. You're gonna put them into sugar shock just to make a point?

Jay: My parents' overprotectiveness forced us to sneak around behind their backs. And because we didn't have the proper guidance, we ended up with Junior. Michael: I thought it was 'cause we didn't have a condom.

Momma said knock you out.

Girl: More like Mary J. Bulge. Guy: Amen!

Must you stand so close?!

When I get this way my concentration isn't what it should be.

Kady: Mommy got laid. Jay: Off. Laid off.

Mom, I play and I poop. That's all I do.

Mmm. I am happy. You know, today, I got to help Junior with his Shakespeare, and to tell you the truth, I was beginning to feel like that boy wasn't all that bright.

Klink: May I ask what the dynamite is for? Maj. Hochstetter: You may not. Klink: Then I won't.

Make the most of an uncertain future. Enjoy yourself today. Tomorrow... may never come at all.

My fate is in your hands.

Jay: Michael, can't you set the VCR, tape the game and watch it when we get home? Michael: I got a better idea, Jay. Why don't you and the kids tape dinner and I'll watch that when we get home.

Nog: And remember any time you're shopping for wines or spirits my Cousin Gant is the man to see. Worf: We will keep that in mind. O'Brien: Your Cousin Gant? Nog: Just another sailor on the Great River.

Helga: Major Hochstetter's here to see you. Klink: Tell Major Hochstetter I cannot be disturbed. Maj. Hochstetter: You will be disturbed, Klink. Klink: Ah, what a pleasant surprise... Maj. Hochstetter: Save the bootlicking for General Burkhalter.

Klink: Major Hochstetter, if you are not using my desk, there's some reports I have to finish. Maj. Hochstetter: Go right ahead, Commandant.

hahaha

Capt. Kirk: Mr. Spock? Mr. Spock: Except for secondary systems, everything is out, sir. We are on impulse power only. Capt. Kirk: Auxiliaries? Mr. Spock: If Mr. Scott is still with us, auxiliaries should be on momentarily. Are you all right, Lieutenant? Mr. Scott is still with us.

My faith will keep me warm.

Jim: Manned moonshot? That was in the late 1960s. Spock: Apparently, captain, so are we.

Darok: Men of our generation never stood on ceremony, huh? We ate when we were hungry. We fought when we were angered. Oh... I miss the simplicity of those days. Kor: I miss a great deal about those days. Darok: The warriors on this ship... they don't know what they've missed but such is the way with children. Kor: ...

May I offer you some refreshment?

Men of our generation never stood on ceremony, huh? We ate when we were hungry. We fought when we were angered.

Vargas: McGreevey put this bandage on me. He ripped up his own uniform to make it. Bashir: He sounds like a good friend. Vargas: He was a jerk. I couldn't stand the guy. He wouldn't shut up. Yap, yap, yap. He thought he was the world's greatest authority on everything. I know... he's dead, and I should have more re...

My brother tells me people are always laughing at me.

Maybe he wants to hear things from a Ferengi perspective.

Maybe they're not coming. Maybe they're turning back. Maybe we got them all.

Areel: Mr. Cogley is well known for his theatrics. Cogley: Is saving an innocent man's career a theatric?

Captain James T. Kirk: Mr. Spock, the plug must be pulled. Mr. Spock: Sir? Captain James T. Kirk: Landru must die. Mr. Spock: Captain, our prime directive of noninterference... Captain James T. Kirk: That refers to a living, growing culture. You think this one is?

Mother disapproves of suicide; all that blood on the carpets.

Bashir: Aye, sir. May I ask what you're going to do? Sisko: No, you may not.

My mother nearly had a heart attack when she found out we'd been knocked out of the top five.

Mother would go insane.

Hmm. Maybe I'll start calling my tricorder "Sally."

Sisko: Martok has expressed some concerns about our security arrangements. Odo: Meaning? Sisko: He's not sure it's appropriate that you should be in charge of the prisoner. Odo: May I ask why? Sisko: Because you were a witness to the alleged crime. Odo: Well, that's a relief. For a moment, I thought you were going t...

Man, this is a fancy club. I can't tell whether I was peeing in a urinal or an empty candy dish.

Bashir: Miles, are you thinking what I'm thinking? O'Brien: Well, it depends on what you're thinking.

My daddy taught me everything I know.

Capt. Kirk: Mister Spock, you misunderstand us. We can be against him and admire him all at the same time. Mr. Spock: Illogical. Capt. Kirk: Totally.

Will: Mamma Mia here I go again Jack: My, my, how can I resist ya? Marilyn: Mamma Mia, does it show again All: My, my, just how much I missed ya?

Jack: Maybe I should talk it over with James Earl Jones. He's starring opposite me. Grace: Opposite you or across the street from you?

Sisko: Maybe someday, I'll retire here. Kasidy: Oh, I could see you now... sitting in your rocking chair watching the sun set over the mountains every night... wondering where you put your teeth. Sisko: Just like my great-great-grandfather: in the glass next to the chair.

Maybe she's not a God.

My destiny is my own. I'm a man. I have the right to live my life without your interference.

Carter: My mind went blank. LeBeau: There's nothing in your head anyway. Just an empty place where your marbles should be.

Maybe my subconscious is trying to tell me that I need to confront emotions that I've repressed since birth. But which one? I've been born nine times.

Martok: Don't get me wrong. I would not trade Sirella for all the targs on Qo'noS and, over the course of our marriage I've won more than my fair share of battles between us but in the end... I know... she will win the war. Sisko: I'll keep that in mind.

Odo: What's so funny? Quark: Marriage: it changes everything. If you're not careful that could be you and Kira.

May I say your plan is brilliant?

Maybe the Founders should eliminate that from your genetic recipe next time.

Make plans to do exactly as the Founder instructed or you can schedule an execution for yourself as well.

When I made love to you... my motives were not spiritual. It was an unworthy impulse.

Miles does have a certain... cherubic quality.

My job is just as important to me as your job is to you.

Mr. Spock's feelings were never expressed to me. It is said he has none to give.

Schultz: Maybe they went for a walk. Maj. Hochstetter: If we don't find them, you will go for a long walk... on snowshoes.

My brilliant improvisation just gave up the ghost.

Will: I'd love to, but my mom's still here. I can't leave her. Jack: Oh...'cause you're gay?

You know I'd love to, but my voice is still a little bit hoarse from the bisexual hog-calling contest.

Maybe the attack on Starfleet Headquarters has him spooked. You know, guys like Hilliard are used to sitting behind their desks, not under them.

My death isn't a tragedy it's a celebration. In death, I can finally step out of the shadows and prove to myself that I existed... that I lived.

Garak: Mila was our housekeeper and most trusted confidante. Mila: I was never much of a cook but I knew how to keep a secret.

My greed has to be a shining light to everyone a testament to the rewards of avarice.

Millions of years ago, captain, we were humanoid, like yourselves. But we have developed beyond the need of physical bodies. That of us which you see is mere appearance for your sake.

My friends, songs will be sung about this day.

Maybe... maybe we could go up to the door, and... and ask the Jem'Hadar to let us in?

My loyal Weyoun... the only solid I have ever trusted.

Odo: Nerys... you know my feelings for you will never change... but I have to do this. My people need me. They need to know what I know to learn what I've learned... from living among solids. It's the only way they'll ever learn to trust you.

Will: Hey, nice choice with the Louis Vuitton crocodile loafers. I'm surprised they make them in your size. Leo: They don't. My five toes are now fused into one giant throbbing stump.

Kirk: My neck feels like it's been twisted off. Bones: That's the Vulcan death grip for you.

My bairns. My poor bairns.

Kirk: More symbols. Can you read them? Spock: I do have an excellent eye for musical notes, captain. They would seem to indicate that this series of relays activated in their proper... Kirk: Spock, just press the right button.

Miramanee has said that you appeared to her and to her handmaiden from the walls of the temple, just as our legend foretells.

My prescription is rest. Now. Do I have to call the security guards to enforce it?

These last few weeks, my love for Miramanee grows stronger with each passing day. However, the dreams return every night... Fragments of memories. I can almost get hold of them, and then...

Must destroy ourselves! Alien upon us, the enemy from within... The enemy!

Most of us are attracted by beauty and repelled by ugliness, one of the last of our prejudices. At the risk of sounding prejudiced, gentlemen, here's to beauty.

My compliments to you, and to your dressmaker.

Maybe I'm imagining things, and maybe I'm not.

Jim: My brother's son... McCoy: I'll do everything I can, Jim, to save him.

Jim: Mr. Spock, I gave you an order to stay in the Sickbay. Spock: Until the pain was gone, captain. It has been discontinued, by me. Jim: Scotty? Scotty: He said he was transporting down to the surface, sir. Your orders were that no one was to beam down unless you authorized it. And knowing Mr. Spock's determina...

We really just started off as a project in college, and we've grown a lot. It's always been our number one goal to serve people, help them share information, stay connected with the people they care about.

Spock: Thank you, captain. Jim: I suppose most of us overlook the fact that even Vulcans aren't indestructible.

Jim: Lieutenant, get me Admiral Komack at Starfleet Command, Sector 9. Pipe it down to McCoy's office. Uhura: Starfleet Command. Yes, sir. Chekov: Mr. Sulu... you don't think... Sulu: Maybe you ought to plot a course back to Vulcan, just in case.

Earth, Mother of the most beautiful of women in the universe. That, at least, has not changed.

My function is to probe for biological infestations. To destroy that which is not perfect. I am Nomad.

We think we will use Chirps a lot more.

Capt. Kirk: It's not easy to lose a bright and promising son. Spock: Sir? Capt. Kirk: Well, it thought I was its mother didn't it? Do you think I am completely without feelings Mr. Spock? You saw what it did for Scotty. What a doctor it would have made. My son, the doctor. Gets you right there.

Mr. Sulu is security chief. Like the ancient Gestapo.

My Sickbay is a chamber of horrors. Two of my assistants were betting on the tolerance of an injured man. How long it would take him to pass out from the pain.

Captain James T. Kirk: What is this, Mr. Sulu? Mirror Sulu: Mr. Spock has orders to kill you, Captain. He will succeed... apparently. You will also appear to have killed him, after a fierce battle. Regrettable, but it will leave me in command.

Lt. Marlena Moreau: Captain Kirk. Captain James T. Kirk: Lieutenant... um... Lieutenant...? Lt. Marlena Moreau: Marlena Moreau. I was just assigned last week. Captain James T. Kirk: All right, Lieutenant. Carry on. Mr. Spock: You've met her before, Captain? Captain James T. Kirk: Uh, why do you ask? Mr. Spock:...

Spock: Their atmosphere completely negates any harmful effects from their sun. Jim: Add to that a simple diet, perfectly controlled temperature, no natural enemies, apparently no vices, no "replacements" needed... Maybe it is Paradise after all.

Jim: Mr. Spock, you're the science officer. Why don't you explain it to the young lady? Spock: Well, I believe it's safe... safe to assume that they would receive the necessary instructions. McCoy: From a machine? That I'd like to see.

Jim: Mr. Spock, you're in command. Spock: Acknowledged.

DeSalle: Mr. Chekov, recalibrate your sensors. If you need help... Chekov: I can do it, sir. I'm not that green.

Her name is Katie blosom the fast speed powerpuff girls she is her voice impressions of Stan woozle Voice By Don Messick Her love named Stan woozle he's warned blosom to watch out for troubles he saved blosom with her lovely girl named Amy rose the fighter girl with her hammer she saved blosom away from trap too and...

Her name is Katie blosom the fast speed powerpuff girls she is her voice impressions of Stan woozle Voice By Don Messick Her love named Stan woozle he's warned blosom to watch out for troubles he saved blosom with her lovely girl named Amy rose the fighter girl with her hammer she saved blosom away from trap too and...

Klink: Mmm, it does smell good. Schultz: It's much better than the lunch you didn't have.

Major Karp, any fiance of Gertrude's is a fiance of mine-- I mean, a friend of mine.

Morpheus believes he is the one.

Hallelujah. You're my savior, man. My own personal Jesus Christ.

Neo: Hello? Morpheus: Hello, Neo. Do you know who this is? Neo: Morpheus? Morpheus: Yes. I've been looking for you, Neo. I don't know if you're ready to see what I want to show you, but unfortunately, you and I have run out of time. They're coming for you, Neo, and I don't know what they're going to do. Neo:...

Hogan: At a time like this, you're letting a little trifle like that upset you? Klink: What do you mean, "at a time like this"? Hogan: Colonel, may I remind you there's a war going on?

Klink: Major Pruhst, how very nice to see you. Major Pruhst: How do you know I'm Major Pruhst? Klink: I didn't know it. Schultz, didn't you say this was Major Pruhst? Schultz: That's what he told me.

Carter: Maybe I can make it into town before the raid. Hogan: You'd be killed by the bombs on the way back. Carter: Yeah, but if things go the way I planned, who cares?

Mr. Wizard. Get me the hell out of here!

Hogan: My men volunteered for this detail. Newkirk: We didn't have to come out here and help you fill your bloody shell holes. Baker: This is the thanks we get. LeBeau: Yeah, never look to a Kraut for gratitude.

Spock: My feelings are not subject for discussion, Doctor. Bones: Because there are no feelings to discuss!

My transporter was working perfectly.

My feelings are not subject for discussion.

May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant.

Dr. Emmett Brown: Marty, I'm sorry. But the only power source capable of generating 1.21 gigawatts of electricity is a bolt of lightning. Marty McFly: What did you say? Dr. Emmett Brown: A bolt of lighting. Unfortunately, you never know when or where it's ever gonna strike. Marty McFly: We do now.

Spock: In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. Bones: Do you suppose they're seeing Jim because they've lost confidence in you?

Bones: Must be this space is getting to me, too. I...I know it's nothing you've done, Spock. I...I'm sorry. Spock: I understand, doctor. I'm sure the captain would simply have said, "forget it, Bones."

Lorraine Baines: Marty, why are you so nervous? Marty McFly: Lorraine, have you ever been in a situation where you knew you were supposed to act a certain way, but when you got there, you didn't know if you could go through with it? Lorraine Baines: You mean, like how you're supposed to act on a first date? Ma...

Marvin, you got to play. They kiss for the first time at the dance. If there's no music, they can't dance. If they can't dance and kiss, then they can't fall in love and I'm history.

Lorraine Baines: Will we ever see you again? Marty McFly: I guarantee it.

Biff Tannen: Mr. McFly! Mr. McFly, this just arrived. Oh, Hi, Marty. I think it's your new book. Lorraine Baines: Oh, Honey. Your first novel! George McFly: Like I've always told you, you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything. Biff Tannen: Oh, Marty... Marty, here's your keys. You're all waxed up, r...

Master Luke is your rightful owner now. We'll have no more of this Obi-Wan Kenobi gibberish. And don't talk to me of your mission, either. You're fortunate he doesn't blast you into a million pieces right here!

Mother's interrupted the course of our journey.

Goddamn it, morpheus, you ain't never gonna change. Shit, I'll do it just to see what deadbolt does to you. You got 36 hours.

Well, mother says the sun's coming up in 20 minutes.

The Oracle: My goodness, look at you. You turned out all right, didn't you? How do you feel? Neo: I ah... The Oracle: I know you're not sleeping. We'll get to that.

Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.