"My corsets have been down for over a forth night."
"It's also time to provide Americans who can't afford health insurance with more affordable options. I believe that this is a moral imperative and it is an economic imperative."
Man: I was at a McDonald’s I paid 10 dollars and these guys gave me 1 burger and a fries and told me to pull around… 911 Operator: Okay sir, this is not a 911 emergency. This is not a police matter you need to take it up with the manager of the McDonalds. I’m going to disconnect… Man: I got robbed from my money. 911...
"Death has come to your little town..."
"Now, bohemian grove that I attend, from time to time, but it is the most faggy goddamned thing you could ever imagine."
Woman: "AAHHH-UHHH YES YES!!! OOOH" Mario: "Oh... Oh... Oh.... MARIO!"