"Dr. Martin Luther King, the apostle of non violence in the civil rights movement, has been shot to death in Memphis, Tennessee."

"Come and sit on our great furniture. These are our Mexican chair people. Demi Moore has two of them in her house."

"No logical person would consider a show like this unless they had some sort of a mental or moral defect."

"Are you ready for some man slapping action. Whose ready for old fashioned heterofest. Are you 100% hetero like me?"

"You know why, my asshole is just for shiting."

"But first more dancing with Bruno."

"I am the host of Funkyzeit the most important TV fashion show in any German speaking country apart from Germany."

"Listen to me. My fucking kitchen, my fucking restaurant. I am right now big boy looking like an idiot."