"My dream was to play football for the Oakland Raiders. But my mom thought I would get hurt playing football, so she chosed baseball for me. I guess mom do knows best. Thanks mom."
"My name is T.O. you might know as the most dominating force in football. But my best friends Mo and Kita know me as Terrell, the nicest guy you'll ever meet."
"I just made a whole lot of money."
(cont'd from above) Another way of saying this is that a life that is openly and unashamedly shared, like Michael Jackson's was, is a gift to all that take it in. My story has that same unashamed quality of saying it exactly as it was to me, and so honestly that it has never been told this thoroughly and honestly be...
Cop: "Stay on the ground or you’re getting it again." Colbert: "Now it may look like that last guy was already on the ground but tasers can always make you get more on the grounder."
"Once again we return to the breaking news story. Just came into sports center. This is according to a report in the NY Times. Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz, 2 new names added to the list. The list of positive test results dating back to 2003. The list that was supposed to remain anonymous."
"Just another black eye for the game and I think guys that are playing the game are trying to maximize the talents that they've been given naturally and everybody is linked to that category and I think that's what's the shame. And I understand it's hard for major league baseball to try to glorify guys that are doing...
"Bring money to Big Rock in Mojave Desert at dawn. Toodeloo Motherfuckers..."
Operator: Fire department, paramedics 19 what’s the address of the emergency? What is wrong? Tell me exactly what happened. Mischa Barton: He fell down the stairs and broke his leg; he’s in a lot of pain. Operator: Okay, he fell down the stairs okay. Mischa Barton: Yeah it was dark, the lights weren’t on and he li...
Man: "Thank you guys, thanks for coming out…" Samantha Burke: "Hi I'm Samantha Burke." Man 2: "Thanks for coming out here. We appreciate it. Despite the numerous requests from almost every major media outlet and tabloid magazine, Ms. Burke and her family will not be granting any interviews at this time. This remai...
"Men are very visual. We need short enough to see some thigh, but not so short to see…"
"I'm gonna make this guy your bitch."
G: My mother caught me. J: Caught you? Doing what? G: You know, I was alone...
G: I stopped by the house to drop the car off and I went inside for a few minutes. Nobody was there - they're supposed to be working. My mother had a Glamour magazine, I started to... J: Glamour?
I don't understand you, I really don't. You have nothing better to do at 3 o'clock in the afternoon? I go out for a quart of milk, I come home and find my son treating his body like an amusement park.
"This is our new student. I'd like you all to make her feel very welcome today."
Esther: "My name is Esther." Kate: "Why aren't you down at the party." Esther: "I don't really see the point of it."
(cont'd from above) Another way of saying this is that a life that is openly and unashamedly shared, like Michael Jackson's was, is a gift to all that take it in. My story has that same unashamed quality of saying it exactly as it was to me, and so honestly that it has never been told this thoroughly and honestly be...
"I don't want to get your hopes up but we may have beaten this thing."
1st verse She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene I said dont mind, but what do you mean I am the one Who will dance on the floor in the round She said I am the one who will dance on the floor in the round 2nd verse She told me her name was billie jean, as she caused a scene Then every head turned with e...
I recorded this one for my friend Jody Mauk...
There are our orders in place that render confidential that seal any information with respect to the 2003 results several courts have put those orders in place. Some lawyers unfortunately appear to have violated those court orders. Most recently in New York Times reported, and want to make sure I get this right, tha...
"As we draw close to finalizing – and passing – real health insurance reform, the defenders of the status quo and political point-scorers in Washington are growing fiercer in their opposition. In recent days and weeks, some have been using misleading information to defeat what they know is the best chance of reform ...
Claire Elisabeth Fields: I filed paper work in this building last Friday the 7th declaring myself as the soul biological mother of all 3 Jackson children. Reporter: Did Michael Jackson know he was the father of Connor Cruise. Claire Elisabeth Fields: Yes he has always known. He voluntarily gave him up for adoption....
Operator: 911 where is your emergency. Edward: Um, I set two houses on fire tonight and I killed my girlfriend. Operator: Excuse me. Edward: Um, did you hear me? Operator: I want you to repeat it and where did this occur at? Edward: 8675 Scarsdale Blvd. and 5001…those houses should be pretty much gone. Operator: In...
"Seems like the politicians in Washington are spending money faster than the mint can print it. Billions for stimulus, billions for bail outs and billions for their own pet projects. Now the President wants Congress to raise taxes and pass his 634 billion dollar health care overhaul budget without telling them all t...
"Hi I'm actress Megan Fox. Every year thousands of kids enter our high school succumbing to terrible peer pressure. Lets face it, high school can be tough. And kids can be cruel, picking on others just for being different. Well I say fuck 'em because they don't know shit. What really matters is being yourself and if...
Unfortunatlely No one can be told what the matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.
Photog: Are you gonna be a quarterback? Running back? How should I take you? Still quarterback? Still quarterback Vick? Vick: Tight end. Photog: Tight end? Vick: Tight end right there. Photog: Okay.
'She does not love you Mike.'
The last few years of her life, I found Mummy to be almost more awe-inspiring than in her 85 years. She who never sat still was forced to confront stillness, and it was hard for her, but she never complained and she never asked for pity. She fought, and she fought, and she fought, right up until her very last breath...
Oh god, what the fuck is wrong with me and everyone? It's you and me Someday we'll see the end Because you're in the sky And I am in the earth But this time it's different I swear to god The sun's exploding within my arms And it's getting warmer And I can see That the sun is truly in love with me Because you and i W...
You know It’s really hard to do To think of anyone but you And how your soul lives in ky own The trees are growing roots that will hold your heart inside your chest where you,lay Fear no more my son Because someday the trees will sing And I know that someday will come Where the trees are growing roots among the plac...
Oh god, what the fuck is wrong with me and everyone? It's you and me Someday we'll see the end Because you're in the sky And I am in the earth But this time it's different I swear to god The sun's exploding within my arms And it's getting warmer And I can see That the sun is truly in love with me Because you and i W...
"Before he became a symbol of animal cruelty Michael Vick is one of the most electrifying players in American Football."
Charlie: My review of your flight performance was right on. Maverick: Is that right? Charlie: That is right and I held something back. I sense some real genius in your flying Maverick but I can't say that in there. I was afraid that everyone would see right through me. And I just don't want anyone to know that I've ...
"First of all I would like to express my gratification to Jeff Lurie and Coach Andy Reid for making me a part of this organization and giving me an opportunity. I know, as we all know, in the past I have made some mistakes, I have done some terrible things, I made a horrible mistake. And now, I want to be part of th...
"I know, as we all know, in the past I have made some mistakes, I have done some terrible things, I made a horrible mistake. And now, I want to be part of the solution and not the problem."