Spelling Bee Announcer: "Numnah" Sameer Mishra: "Numbnut."
"Next year we sell out. Next year we dominate."
Alvin: "I'm never going…I'm never going to play again am I." Coach Winters: "Doctors aren't always right."
"If it wasn't for the football team you wouldn't have all this nice equipment to use."
"I've got a government job to abuse and a whole new wife to fuck."
"Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?"
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
"I'm proud of you, but I will not accept losing with you."
"I mean remember Freshman 2 a days, I'm puking my guts out and I want to quit football and you wont let me. Now you never gave up on us out on the field and I'm not going to give up on you now."
"And you know how we do. We are…Marshall! Take it to the field!"
"Those were not welcome days. We buried sons, brothers, mothers, fathers, fiancés."
"Red Dawson kept his word and left the team at the end of the year. He never returned to football."
"We knew one thing, that we were not going to lose this game."
"But remember, nothing ever goes according to plan."
"We have to show the world that not all of us were like him."
"28 yard attempt Secoda and Secoda connects."
"Tau and Su are never going to find peace in this world as long as that gang is around."
"You're not going back on the block, not if I take this bid for your ass."
"Be careful son, nobody is invincible."
"Nick Burns the Computer Guy. We'll fix your computer then he's gonna make fun of you. Cause he's Nick Burns, the company computer guy."
Horatio: "I don't think so. You don't spend a thousand dollars on cloths that you're never going to wear."
Frank: "That's a monster caliber. It can penetrate up to 48 layers of Kevlar. Something tells me that this guy was planning something big." Horatio: "And not alone. Frank it turns out the wave is not the only thing about to hit Miami."
Woman: "He died hours before this accident ever happened." Horatio: "So our accident is not an accident at all."
Alex: "What's going on Horatio?" Horatio: "Alex, Miami has a new breed of criminal."
Alex: "It's a stab wound." Horatio: "Alex, that just narrowed us down to one."
Frank: "Going to get away with diamond trinkets." Horatio: "They're not going to get away with murder."
"Miami has a new breed of criminal."
“North Korea is still a problem. There is a debate in the Intel community about how big a problem they are but one of my concerns is that there might be a highly enriched uranium program. And therefore it is really important that out of the six party talks becomes a strong verification regime. In other words, in or...
"And what I used to do I used to try to recreate that epic sequence from the Greatest Show by running my trains at full speed into any obstacle I could put on the tracks in front of it until my dad finally warned me if I did it again there would be no train set to wreck."
Not havin weapons of mass destruction was a significant disappointment. I don’t know if you want to call those mistakes or not but they were – things didn’t go according to plan, let’s put it that way.
There is no such thing as short term history. Um, I don’t think you can possibly get the full breath of an administration until time has passed.
Phantom: "And for the record Broadway is an inclusive place, no one here is racists. Okay, moving on, yes you from the color purple." Writer: "I'm sorry I'm not in the color purple." Mark: "Bring in the noise, bring in the funk." Writer: "I wrote Ms. Saigon." Phantom: "Oh sorry."
"Of course if you're like me you never make a mistake."
"Have a nice trip down Man-At-Arms."
"You morons. There are no more Autobots. And I'm going to blow hose creepy crickets out of you."
"Nobody summons Megatron."
"Megatron must be stopped. No matter the cost."
"Our nation is equipped with new tools to monitor the terrorists' movements, freeze their finances and break up their plots. And with strong allies at our side, we have taken the fight to the terrorists and those who support them."
"And to all our men and women in uniform listening tonight: There has been no higher honor than serving as your commander in chief."
"And this great republic born alone in liberty is leading the world toward a new age when freedom belongs to all nations."
"America did nothing to seek or deserve this conflict. But we have been given solemn responsibilities, and we must meet them. We must resist complacency. We must keep our resolve. And we must never let down our guard."
Joe Jr.: "Let me go home!" Joe: "Don't you think I would if I could. I'm not going to turn my back on you."
"The scales say the same all over the planet. No answers to our hails, no signs of human life."
"What's required is the same perseverance and idealism that those first patriots displayed. What's required is a new declaration of independence, not just in our nation, but in our own lives, our own hearts - from ideology and small thinking, prejudice and bigotry and narrow interests - an appeal not to our easy ins...
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
"I was a great football player but nobody gave me a time or a day or a season to let my shoulder heal and then they just traded me out of there."
"It has not been the path for the faint-hearted -- for those who prefer leisure over work, or seek only the pleasures of riches and fame."
"Our workers are no less productive than when this crisis began."
"Our minds are no less inventive."
"Those ideals still light the world, and we will not give them up for expedience'[s] sake."
"You know I can't, I can't gauge that. All I know is we tried focusing on game 1 of the World Series. We obviously were on a tremendous high when we finished the league championship series. But we've been a no excuse team. We got out played. And we tip our hats to them and we knocked a lot of things off the to-do li...
"But I think the most important thing during that time was our manager didn't panic, the players didn't panic, the coaches didn't panic. We knew if we just kept playing the baseball that we know we can play we'll be alright. And it proved to be true all the way through out the end of September and into each round of...
"We're not gonna kiss anyone's butt to play here. We have a beautiful arena. We got our own plane. Uh, and again you're talking a great hockey market in one of the great cities in the world. So I'm not kissing anyone's behind to play here. That's just not gonna happen. He wants out, I'm gonna move him."
"I'm not gonna trade him unless it's a trade that makes sense for the organization. It's not a case where the player gets to pick where he goes when he's under contract."
"We never starts these fights. Like the General Manager never wakes up and says 'Hey who can I fight with today in the media'. We pick up the newspaper and read some garbage story that should be at the bottom of a bird cage, or wrapped in a fish, or on a puppies...you know, the corner of a kitchen for a puppy to use...
"And to those nations like ours that enjoy relative plenty, we say we can no longer afford indifference to the suffering outside our borders; nor can we consume the world's resources without regard to effect."
"What is required of us now is a new era of responsibility -- a recognition, on the part of every American, that we have duties to ourselves, our nation, and the world, duties that we do not grudgingly accept but rather seize gladly, firm in the knowledge that there is nothing so satisfying to the spirit, so definin...
"When every man and every woman shall sit under his or her own vine and fig tree and none shall be afraid."
"This is not fun!!"
"I learned how to drink in the Navy boys."
Olga: "You'll heal." Ahmed: "I think my nose is ruined." Olga: "A small price."
Officer: "We're sending somebody in to negotiate!" Dallas: "Anybody else want to negotiate?!
"That's a nice trick..."
"Waiter, will you serve the nuts?... I mean, will you serve the guests the nuts."
Gerard: "Ok people, lets move on this john doe. I'm not having any fun here! You know how cranky I get when I don't have any fun!" Biggs: "Yeah we know we know."
Maximus:"And Commodus?" Marcus Aurelius:"Commodus is not a moral man. You have known that since you were young. Commodus cannot rule... he must not rule."
Captain Jack:"Right, from now on no sirs, no salutes, no whistles, no bells." Officers:"Aye sir."
"This conversation can serve no purpose anymore, goodbye."
Gill:"Jacques, I said no cleaning!" Jacques:"I am ashamed."
"Nutty as a fruitcake, and with all that beautiful frosting."
"Everything you touch turns to rigormortis."
"There'll be no living with her after this..."
"No! Not good! Stop! Not good!"
Shrek:"What do you reckon we should do with him?" Donkey:"I say we take the sword and neuter him right here! Give him the Bob Barker treatment!"
"Hey... you still look like a noble steed to me."
"Is it possible that there are no coincidences?"
"If we did not make this decision, we could never again call ourselves innocent. And that, in the end, is what we have protected here, innocence! That, I'm not ready to give up!"
"Hello, I'm Joe Black. It's nice meeting you."
"I can't believe we said no to free beer!"
Well I'll tell ya. Nobody handles garbage better then we do."
"I would've left her ages ago... except I love her so darn much, plus I have no legs."
"Mi'lady... a woman with your beauty has no need for such decorations."
Kermit: "And no matter what happens, no matter what obstacles we face. We'll never forget one of our own!" Miss Piggy: "I love it when you take charge." Fozzie: "Hey we left Bunson and Beaker back at the gas station!" Kermit: "Uhh, ok well, from this point, no matter what happens, we'll never forget one of our own."
Gonzo: "I said watch the sky." Rizzo: "Are you sure it didn't say you need help?"
"Oh and it is lovely! Just beautiful! You are quite a decorator, it's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget! I like that boulder, that is a nice boulder!"
Ira:"That's how they reproduce." Harry:"No sex?" Ira:"No time for sex." Nadine:"Bummer..."
"Now that's…really peculiar."
"Nothing quite so much like God on earth as a general on a battlefield."
Guy:"Nice one with the lights Bob." Bob:"My pleasure... for the next song maybe I can drive into the river!" Kids:"Yeah! Drive into the river Bob! Oh drive into the river Bob!"
"Nobody move a muscle!"
Alan:"What John Hammond and InGen did at Jurassic Park, is create genetically enginered theme park monsters. Nothing more... and nothing less..." Girl:"Are you saying that you wouldn't want to get onto Isla Sorna and study them if you had the chance?" Alan:"No force on earth or heaven could get me on that island."
Mrs. Kirby:"This is how you make dinosaurs?" Alan:"No... this is how you play God."
"You know who's going to inherit the earth? Arms dealers. Because everyone else is too busy killing each other. That's the secret to survival. Never go to war... especially with yourself."
Agent J: "You do know Elvis is dead right?" Agent K: "No, Elvis is not dead, he just went home."
James: "You know how to use these things?" K: "No idea whatsoever."
"Now I can see that I bring out the worst in you. But let me just help you to not say something your just gonna torture yourself about for years.... to come."
Fox: "Forgive me your majesty." The White Witch: "Don't waste my time with flattery." Fox: "Not to seem rude, but I wasn't actually talking to you."
Susan: "She thinks she found a magical land in the upstairs wardrobe." Professor Kirke: "What did you say?" Peter: "The wardrobe upstairs. Lucy thinks she found a forest inside." Susan: "She won't stop going on about it." Professor Kirke: "What was it like?!" Susan: "Like talking to a lunatic!" Professor Kirke: "No ...
"Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the red dawn!"
Aunt Annabelle:"Maureen's getting a divorce." Joe:"Oh... I'm sorry to hear that." Nanny Maureen:"It's my own fault... Never marry a man who lies!"
"He's not here."
Jack: "Chasing something." John: "You've seen him?" Jack: "Yes, but he's not there."
"There's a new sheriff in town boys."
"I think it happens at conception. There's nothing I can do about it at least not here."
Hurley: "I don't think we did the right thing Jack. I think it wants us to come back. And it's going to do everything it can…" Jack: "Hurley, we're never going back!"
Jack: "We made a mistake. We were not supposed to leave." Kate: "Yes we were."
Jack: "You're done keeping me on this island." John: "You're not supposed to do this."
John: "It's not an island. It's a place where miracles happen." Jack: "There's no such thing as miracles." John: "Just wait until you see what I'm about to do."
"It's beautiful isn't it. No matter how much time you spend on this island you never get tired of this view."
"One morning over at Elizabeth's beach house she asked me if I'd rather go water skiing or lay out. And I realized that not only did I not wanna answer that question, but I never wanted to answer another watersports question or see any of these people again for the rest of my life."
Kent: "You're all just a bunch of degenerates." Chris: "We are? What about that time I found you naked with that bowl of Jello?" Kent: "You did not." Chris: "This is true." Kent: "I was hot and I was hungry, OK?"
Mitch: "Something strange happened to me this morning." Chris:" Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of Sun God robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?" Mitch: "No." Chris: "Why am I the only person who has that dream?"
" 'Never get out of the boat', absolutely goddamn right... unless you were going all the way."
"Now get your ugly white ass outta here and don't come back."
"Never argue with the data."
"Now, if you're gonna stay cool, you got to wheel. You gotta put something down, you gotta make some jive, don't you know what I'm talkin' about?"
"No, we're not homos, but we are willing to learn."
Ben: "Did he tell you what happened to them after the Island moved." Jack: "No, no he didn't." Ben: "Then I guess we'll never know."
"I thought this was supposed to be a safe house. We never should have left that island."
"Next time we see each other I'm not going to recognize you. You give me this."
Hurley: "You think he was going to kill me?" Sayid: "I'm not taking any risks after phantom died." Hurley: "You mean Locke?" Sayid: "Yes I mean Locke."
"That was in my nose."
Harry: "You telling me you don't have a backup plan? That these 8 boy scouts right here, that is the world's biggest hope? That's what you're telling me?" Truman: "Yeah" Harry: "Oh Jesus. Dammit."
"You know A.J., there's not a job on the planet that I'd want you to work with me on."
"Yeah, one more thing, umm... None of them wanna pay taxes again... Ever."
"The Batsignal is not a beeper."
"I want to name her Dottie, after my wife. She's a vicious life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape."
Cooper: "What about the nine just men who hung me?" Judge: "Just give their description to one of the deputies downstairs, they'll try to pick 'em up. Cooper: "Well that's not good enough."
"Well right now I don't feel too agreeable."
"We're going home now. Never, ever, under any circumstances known to God speak about this again. Is that clear?"
Julie: "Nobody's going to believe that. There's no proof." Courtney: "They'll believe it, because it their worst nightmare. Elizabeth Purr, the very picture of teenage perfection, obliterated by perversion."
"Now that's not a nice thing to say to a lady."
Murtaugh: "When I do retire, I hope your next partner is just like you!" Riggs: "That's not gonna happen, Rog, cause there's winners and there's losers and God wouldn't do that to me." Murtaugh: "Yeah, well he did it to me!"
Murtaugh: "I thought you were dying here in my arms!" Riggs: "Aw, no man, I didn't die on your toilet, I'm not going to die in your arms! Sure as shit not!" Murtaugh: "You son of a bitch!"
"Nailed 'em both."
Psychiatrist: "Why the hell do you do this to yourself, Riggs?" Riggs: "Well, who else could I do it to? I mean, none of them will let me!"
Welcome to Nerd Island. Here I have gathered all the nerds on earth. Freakazoid: But why? Nerdator: Seemed like a good idea at the time. After all, most nerds are shy, ordinary looking types, with no interest in physical activities. But what they lack in physical prowess, they make up in brains. Tell me, who wr...
"We really never paid attention to the score. That's not why we coach these girls."
"I know coach Grimes and I couldn’t see him purposely go out there and score more. Score harder. Let's beat those girls. Let's beat those girls. He's not that kind of guy."
"And find yourself a suitcase. If there is anything in your life you want pack it in there because you're never coming back."
"John's casket is outside in a carpet van. I need to move it somewhere safe."
Hurley: "Look he's your dad right. Can't you just like call him off." Penny: "There's no calling my father off."
"James, Juliet, nice to see you."
Kate: "They wouldn't tell me who their client is." Sun: "Then they're not interested in exposing the lie." Kate: "How do you know?" Sun: "Because if they were they would just do it."
"The Senate is now resolved into an impeachment tribunal."
"Ekki, ekki, ekki……"
"Of course I don't have my underwear. I'm definitely not wearing my underwear. It's not my underwear."
"Whoa-ho-ho! I don't play defense!"
"Maybe there IS no intelligent life out there, after all!"
"You guys are nuts!"
Doug: "You had a nervous breakdown, eh? Me too, when he was born!" Bob: "Take off, you hoser!"
"Nevermind! I'll do it myself!"
"You look like you could use a drink."
"Nobody wins them all."
"The way I figure, there's really not too much future with a sawed-off runt like you."
Josey: "Whenever I get around to liking someone they ain't around long." Lone Watie: "I noticed when you get to disliking someone they ain't around for long neither
"This boy was brought up in a time of blood and dying and never questioned a bit of it. Never turned his back on his folks or his kind. I rode with him, I got no complaints. Blue bellies will give ya a better burial then I can, boy."
"Come Rameses, we will show Pharaoh your new baby boy."
Inigo: "Who are you?" Westley: "No one of Consequence." Inigo: "I must know." Westley: "Get used to disappointment."
"It wouldn't be fair!"
"Then there will be no one to hear you scream."
Fezzik: "You don't look so good" Inigo: "…" Fezzik: "you don't smell so good either."
"If you want to live, never leave my side!"
"Oh, I don't think anybody could puke more than that kid. I think I saw a boot come out of him."
James Cole: "This is a place for crazy people. I'm not crazy." Doctor: "We don't use that term "crazy," Mr. Cole." James Cole: "You've got some real nuts here."
Jeff: "Yo what is this, you trying to tell me this is what I'm busing my anus for. For 287.5." Bobby: "It's always 287.5" Jeff: "Mom, he's totally trying to rip me off." Mona: "You holding out on us Calzo." Jeff: "Ya where's the rest of it ya dick." Mona: "Looks like he's wearing it." Mona: "Ya nice shoes."
"We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are fallin' off!"
"Nuns, no sense of humor!"
"Never lose your temper. If your head comes away from your neck, it's over."
I love these people get around boats and water, all of a sudden everything becomes fucking nautical! Astern, avast ye land lubbers, man the bilge pumps! Pump your fucking ass!
Murtaugh: "What happened to bring me your tired, your poor, your wretched masses yearning to be free?" Cop: "Now it reads No Vacancies." Murtaugh: "Guess your parents were Native American."
"There's gotta be somebody needin' some killin'"
"You nasty little worm. Go change your huggies little boy and be back here pronto. Stop that crying. You'll get no pity here. You think crying will stop Charlie from sticking his bayonet and stabbing it through your tiny little heart?"
"Because last year we won the fucking Super Bowl and we were the number 1 seed."
Boy George: "Last year I hired a gay prostitute right, nothing wrong with that." Seth: "Well there is but you know…"
"So look everything is going fine until the guy gets into a tiff because I start betting him with a length of chain right. Cause there's nothing wrong with that."
"This is my third time hosting but my first time at Christmas. And I think it's very clear that no one has more Christmas spirit than me."
"Nina and Pablo."
"What you got Union trouble down at the Sand Factory Norma Ray."
"Doctors, lawyers never get beyond 60,000 rupees. These are 10 million."
"There's nothing you can do about it."
"No! No! No!"
"No such luck."
"You're fired. You're never going to work here."
"You'll never work for this company again."
Tank: "Okay, so what do you need, besides a miracle?" Neo: "Guns. Lots'a guns."
Spoon Boy: "Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth." Neo: "What truth?" Spoon Boy: "There is no spoon." Neo: "There is no spoon?" Spoon Boy: "Then you will see that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself."
"Are you crying? There's no crying, there's no crying in baseball!"
"Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons."