"Nice mucus, and I don't say that to everyone."

[Tom Brokaw / MG] Good evening from Belmont University and Nashville, Tennessee Im Tom Brokaw from the NBC Yeah, soulja for the truth since 1973 Right wing, left wing One of these playas bout to be in the West Wing [Katie Hamm] I got 3 babies And I need a tank of gas My mortgage is overdue And I gotta gotta pay it ...

[McCain] Of course I've talked to people like Joe the plumber To tell them that Im not gonna spread his wealth around Im gonna let him keep his wealth [Bob Schieffer] Senator Obama, the next 8 measures a cappella Ill lay down the bass line: baaah... [Obama] November 4th, our chance to turn the page On the &$#@ up ...

"Who better to trust your investment portfolio to than a not so literate…chopping man named nails."

Man: "Were you ever accused of having sex…" Lawyer: "I'm going to have to instruct him not to answer on that one."

"We have no reason to believe that this is going to turn into a nasty fight over millions and millions of dollars."

Nixon: We need heroes, Bob. The country needs heroes. You know, it’s a curious way… Hope: They got ‘em now, haven’t they? Nixon: These are heroes, aren’t they? Hope: Oh boy! Nixon: And, and the way, too…Can you imagine if they had come back, if we had simply…peaceniks had suggested, gotten them back for a bugout. Th...

"Initially I was. I think yeah that the show calling it More to Love is maybe a little bit of a cliché but at the same time I think people are ready for something like this. I think people want to see normal people who like eating cheeseburgers and ice cream that they fall in love too."

Operator: 911 emergency what are you reporting. 911 emergency? Hello? Hello? Kid: … Operator: Hello? Woman: Hello? Operator: Hi, this is the police department, someone dialed 911 from this phone. Do you need police or paramedics? Woman: No! Operator: There was a little baby in the background. Woman: Oh no. Okay, th...

"There's no ice bucket but I know a place to put it haha."