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"Peg, sorry, the captain has turned on the No Peg sign."
"Finally he's gonna tell me I'm not really his daughter."
"Hear ye! Hear ye! I now call to order this meeting of the National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood."
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"This week, I joined leaders from around the world at the United Nations and the G-20 economic summit in Pittsburgh. Today, I can report on what we achieved—a new commitment to meet common challenges, and real progress in advancing America’s national security and economic prosperity."
"As I said at the U.N., over the past nine months my administration has renewed American leadership, and pursued a new era of engagement in which we call upon all nations to live up to their responsibilities. This week, our engagement produced tangible results in several areas."
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"No fatties."
"No Donna Juanita's."
"No crazies."
Gloria: I come from a small village. Very poor but very beautiful. It's the number 1 village in north Columbia for all the - what's the word? Jay: Murders. Gloria: Yes, the
Your mouth might be sayin hey we cool, but your eyes are like, no you not. Nice to meet you, no it's not. It's all good, it's all...
I'm not here to spit in your face, I'm here to blow at your back. It's supposed to sound better in Spanish.
"In order to keep my kids where they live and to put food on their table I need that money to provide for them."
"It's wonderful to say that he'll be awarded significant funds however there are no significant funds for him to be awarded and I don' care that he feels he needs to be awarded this."
"When you've left your children and their mother unable to pay for the roof over the head it's not acceptable."
"They're not getting to Favre at all. All kinds of time for Brett."
"On another note the guys have been looked at by a doctor and they’re also on preventative medicine that will help them not show any signs nor get the swine flu I hope."
No...
"Almost one year and nothing to show for it."
"I'm always happy to be back in New York as this is a great city and unlike California it is almost never on fire."
"Yes well it's not very impressive is it."
"You shouldn't name a team after a baby animal it's like calling yourself the fighting kittens."
"After president Bill Clinton travels to North Korea to negotiate the release of two female journalists, he'll then travel to a Korean massage parlor to negotiate his own release."
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"But I know these challenges can be met so long as it’s recognized that they will not be met by one person or one nation alone."
Chris Parnell: We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman. Natalie Portman: Hello. Parnell: So, Natalie, what's the day in life of Natalie Portman like? Portman: Do you really want to know? Parnell: Yes, tell us... Portman: I don't sleep motherfucker Off that yak and Durban Doin' 120 gettin' head w...
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"To be perfectly honest this award was a complete surprise as I had only not been George W. Bush 9 months but I am deeply honored none the less."
The newest LibriVox New Releases Podcast, with select samples of audiobooks released in May 08 is now available for download. Hosted by volunteer FNH, this smooth, relaxed podcast samples but a few of the great 115 new releases for May 2008! Listen now! The podcast for releases in May 2008 is downloadable HERE.
The newest LibriVox New Releases Podcast, with select samples of audiobooks released in June ‘08 is now available for download. Hosted by LV volunteer FNH, this informative, entertaining podcast samples but a few of the 69 outstanding new releases for June 2008! Listen now! Podcast 009 – Total time: 18:1...
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July 19, 2008 keynote by Lawrence Lessig at Netroots Nation, Austin, TX.
My talk on February 26, 2008 event at NYPL about REMIX with Shepard Fairey.
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Guy: "What's that scar from?" Jules: "I got knifed when I was a kid." Guy: "Really?" Jules: "Nope, that's from my c section."
"Many of the advice books are told from the perspective of the 70 year old very accomplished male reflecting on a long career but rather more like an older sister whose been there just a few years before. So again not to be condescending but to be relatable."
"Don’t you have better things to do right now like coaching? Na there’s no way I’m making it through the season anyway.
"You know I was at a show at the Great Lakes Theater Festival, it’s not even intermission. Thanks Dave."
"Sure Jesus still loves you if you get divorced, just not as much as before."
"The DOW broke 10,000 for the first time in a year and nobody gives a damn. Nobody gives a damn!"
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"Based on the accurate information and the accurate weight of this device we now know it was not capable of lifting off."
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"No! No! Not the horn! Now that means we’re out of time for today but we’ll be back tomorrow. You better count on it, I’ll be here and so will he, I’m taking him down."
"Promote a new way of thinking about service and seek to persuade millions of more Americans to volunteer regularly."
Larry: I got Shawn Yoga, the Yoga instructor. Teresa masseuse. Leon: I do the same thing. Like right here, look look, Nancy big tits, I know Nancy got big ass tiits. Janelle sweet ass. That's the only way I know who the fuck it is.
Operator: Sheriff’s 911 do you have an emergency? Man: Hello? Operator: Sheriff’s 911 do you have an emergency? Man: What do you want? Operator: Where is your emergency? Caller: The emergency is that there is dead body a naked female body in the road on the Blur Ridge parkway. 911: OK, where out on the parkway? Call...
911: Fire department, what’s the address of the emergency? Nick Palatas: Yes the address is…oh my gosh. 911: What’s the phone number you’re calling from? Tell me exactly what happened. Nick Palatas: I cut my finger open really bad on a table saw. 911: Okay how old are you sir? Nick Palatas: I am 21 years old. ...
Biden: "Wanting you to clean up a mess that wasn't yours in the first place." Rock Obama: "It's true, not my mess."
"You got generals running their mouth about policies, Goldman giving out billions in bonuses, and the Nobel people gave you an award you had no right in winning."
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Been nervous for a whole month everytime I come in her.
"The camp fire test was the one that all the songs on the record underwent with the exception of Stadium Love which will never be played on an acoustic guitar."
"With this record we tried to do that. We wrote a whole record of material and then we booked a US tour and it was an amazing tour and then we sort of got off that tour and thought I don't really like any of that material. We failed our own road test. And the record that we have now there's ruminants, there's little...
Will we ever come whack, um niggidy nope. I got a 40 and a full pack of spiggidy smokes.
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This could be a step… Lightening! You should quit, Come on quit. Sorry, I like that you are fun.
"But this is not the time to pat ourselves on the back. This is not the time to grow complacent. There are still significant details and disagreements to be worked out in the coming weeks. And there are still those who would try to kill reform at any cost."
The Norman House, built in 1898, was the home of Earl Norman, a collector of Native American artifacts. His two daughters were teachers at East Bend School.
Emily: "Jimmy Shaw is never has or never will play acoustic guitar." James: "Don't even own one."
"But we got to start being honest but instead the national liberal media has chosen sides and they've decided that they're going to focus on the liberal view which is that they will embrace illegal immigration no matter who is harmed, no matter how many laws are broken or how few consequences there are for breaking ...
This original lesson follows the following form: Each question contains singular and plural in the form of question and answer, covering all declensions, nominative case only. Estne tibi charta? Immo, sunt mihi chartae. Suntne tibi musae? Vero, domine, sunt mihi musae. Estne tibi dominus? Immo, sunt mihi domini...
Very brief stories.
Liz: I saw a few good alternative comics in San Francisco. Jack: San Franciso? I asked you to find an actor from middle America, a real person. You're not going to find him in the peoples gay republic of drugafornia.
The moon has been getting a lot of traffic recently. Missions from the U.S., India, and Japan have all flown by, or into, our lunar neighbor. Planetary scientist Paul Spudis explains how the data collected may help make the moon a pit stop for future planetary missions.
Thousands of neuroscientists gathered in Chicago this week at the annual meeting of the Society for Neuroscience. Science News writer Laura Sanders reports on the highlights, including a symposium where magicians and neuroscientists discussed their common ground: the mind.
Mining data from the Framingham Heart Study, scientists say they've been able to tease out the effects of natural selection on humans. Evolutionary biologist Stephen Stearns explains how evolutionary forces may produce shorter, rounder, more fertile women in the future.
How do you tell the difference between a sea change and a ripple in the water? Could a nonviolent baboon be sign of things to come? Or is it just a flukey outlier from the norm? What about a man in a dress? Or a fox without vicious urges? Is there ever really even a norm? In this hour of Radiolab, we examine three ...
Stories: 1) Eulogy For A Microsoft Mascot 2) Power To The iPod People 3) And What Exactly Makes This Science? 4) Some Improbable Christmas Characters 5) Michael Pollan Plays 'Not My Job' 6) Flying While Intoxicated? 7) Craig Ferguson Plays 'Not My Job' 8) The Dangers Of Healthy Living
Stories: 1) Who's Korva This Time? 2) Panel Round I: Ikea Gets An Earful 3) Bluff The Listener: Neighborly Feuds 4) Rev Run Plays 'Not My Job' 5) Panel Round II: A Journey, A Fridge, A River Mystery 6) Limericks: Stinky Action, Good Breakfast, And Failure 7) Lightning Fill In The Blank 8) Prediction: Obama's Announ...
Stories: 1) Who's Korva This Time? 2) Opening Panel: Pepperidge Perils 3) Bluff The Listener: Cries For Help 4) Rep. Henry Waxman Plays 'Not My Job' 5) Panel Round II: Swine Flu? Non! 6) Limericks: Queen Victoria's Secret? 7) Lightning Fill In The Blank 8) Prediction: Down With Decorum!
Stories: 1) Who's Corey? A Joe-Wilsonesque Moment 2) Opening Panel Round: Book Club Rivals? 3) Bluff The Listener: Explaining The Unexplained 4) Champion Surfer Kelly Slater Plays 'Not My Job' 5) Panel Round II: ACORN And Fashion Week 6) Limericks: A Very Scary Shower 7) Lightning Fill In The Blank 8) Prediction: K...
Stories: 1) Who's Carl This Time? 2) Opening Panel Round 3) Bluff The Listener 4) 'Storm Chaser' Reed Timmer Plays 'Not My Job' 5) Panel Round Two 6) Limericks 7) Lightning Fill In The Blank 8) Prediction: What Will Kadafi Do Next?
Stories: 1) Who's Carl This Time? 2) Opening Panel Round 3) Bluff The Listener 4) Sen. Claire McCaskill Plays 'Not My Job' 5) Panel Round Two 6) Limericks 7) Lightning Fill In The Blank 8) Prediction
Stories: 1) Who's Carl This Time? 2) Opening Panel Round 3) Bluff The Listener 4) Actress Ashley Judd Plays 'Not My Job' 5) Panel Round Two 6) Limericks 7) Lightning Fill In The Blank 8) Prediction
Stories: 1) Who's Carl This Time? 2) Opening Panel Round: Screening Passengers 3) Bluff The Listener: Help From The Brady Bunch 4) Comedian Susie Essman Plays 'Not My Job' 5) Panel Round Two: Playboy, Halloween, And A Donkey 6) Limericks: Spiders, Internet Regrets, and Lasers 7) Lightning Fill In The Blank 8) Predi...
Stories: 1) Who's Carl This Time? 2) Opening Panel Round 3) NBC News Anchor Brian Williams Plays 'Not My Job' 4) Panel Round Two 5) Limericks 6) Lightning Fill In The Blank 7) Prediction: What's Next For Cable News?
Stories: 1) Who's Carl This Time? 2) Opening Panel Round 3) Bluff The Listener 4) Director George Romero Plays 'Not My Job' 5) Panel Round Two 6) Limericks 7) Lightning Fill In The Blank 8) Prediction
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"He never says something tastes like chicken, not even chicken."
"He has amassed an incredibly large DVD library and it is said that he never once alphabetized it."
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"To say that the users are basically kids who are stealing their parents cell phones and others that are duping the system with advertisers is more nonsense that I ever heard."
"Facebook is not making a lot of money out of Zynga."
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"These investments aren’t just helping us recover in the short term, they’re helping to lay a new foundation for lasting prosperity in the long term – and they’re giving hardworking, middle-class Americans the chance to succeed and raise a family. Because of the investments we’ve made and the steps we’ve taken, it’...
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No time better than to... No time better than to...No time better than the pop some pills, no time better to double down, double down!
Since you knock me down I'll be comin back up, never giving a damn, never giving a fuck.
"You must wanna get hurt, huh M-S-N? Your name's an acronym, for S-N-M."
Kate: "You tend not to trust people." Interviewer: "People like your own brother?" Kate: "Yeah."
Once you were invisible, I see it's your command. Nothing here is permanent we're just temporary ma'am.
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The ethical dilemma of reporting from Waziristan; say hello to pay walls; the real story of a famous Berlin Wall moment
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Stories: 1) Who's Carl This Time? 2) Opening Panel Round 3) Bluff The Listener: A Modern Christmas 4) Skateboarder Tony Hawk Plays 'Not My Job' 5) Panel Round Two 6) Limericks: Einstein, Accidents And Advertising 7) Lightning Fill In The Blank 8) Prediction: Stimulus Surprise?
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Greta: "Jeff, can you give us those results?" Jeff: "I rather not Greta." Greta: "Why not?" Jeff: "Because it's just not important." Greta: "If you say so Jeff."
"Oh look they can say that John Corazine was an uncharismatic, one time Goldman Sachs employee dogged by corruption accusations whose most memorable movement in office was a car accident. But I think it's clear New Jersey thinks Barack Obama is a bad president."
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"Well you know he really has always been real but nobody would believe me. For instance I would say wait right here Snuffy wait by my nest, I'll go get everybody and they'll come over and see that you're real. So I'd leave and then he'd say 'oh dear, Big Bird is gonna have his friends see me, maybe I should go home ...
"I'm a very nervous bird, I nearly laid an egg right here on Sesame Street."
"For those families who have lost a loved one, no words can fill the void that has been left. We knew these men and women as soldiers and caregivers. You knew them as mothers and fathers; sons and daughters; sisters and brothers."
"So we say goodbye to those who now belong to eternity. We press ahead in pursuit of the peace that guided their service. May God bless the memory of those we lost. And may God bless the United States of America."
"We need not look to the past for greatness, because it is before our very eyes."
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"You know this book, I am so happy that I wrote this book. This is my first book that I've ever written and you know it gives Americans just hope and it shows them that you know Americans should not be attacked for their beliefs. They should not be silenced."
"Be careful. Nothing is private anymore. Nothing is private. With Facebook, with MySpace and all that going on you have to be so careful."
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Larry King: But why settle if you have fight to carry on?" Carrie: "Larry, everything that was discussed in mediation is completely confidential. I'm not going to be able to talk about that so I'm just letting you know that ahead of time."
Scarlett O'Hara: As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
There's no place like home.