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"You never know at the Jersey shore, what's going to go down."
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"I know this sounds ugly but with Manhattan real estate there are no rules, it's like check in at a Italian airport."
"The cleaning lady is here. Please come back later, no Polish."
A cautionary tale about the time Irene Bunsen decided to break from the traditional holiday menu.
"With this in mind, I traveled to Asia to open a new era of American engagement."
Stories: 1) Who's Carl This Time? 2) Opening Panel Round 3) Bluff The Listener 4) Panel Round Two 5) Limericks 6) Lightning Fill In The Blank 7) Prediction
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You’re my undercover freak And your my best friend, but our families don’t approve. That’s right, ‘cuz I’m a city boy And I’m a country girl, and I’ll never leave your sweet balls blue.
It’s always wrong to hate, but it’s never wrong to love.
"Yeah, I'm no spring chicken."
There’s no place for me to sit anymore And the lines just keep getting crazier There are Mexicans all around me The lazy river has never been lazier
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"So it isn't like the past where we're losing games by 30 points and you know you're coming in after getting the crap kicked out of you and saying what we're gonna do fells. This is a double overtime loss. It's a different game."
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Stories: 1) Who's Carl This Time? 2) Opening Panel Round 3) Bluff The Listener 4) Actor Jason Schwartzman Plays 'Not My Job' 5) Panel Round Two 6) Limericks 7) Lightning Fill In The Blank 8) Prediction
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Special: The past, present and future of the book.
"Now, the National Turkey Federation has been bringing its finest turkeys to the White House for more than 50 years. I'm told Presidents Eisenhower and Johnson actually ate their turkeys. You can't fault them for that; that's a good-looking bird. (Laughter.) President Kennedy was even given a turkey with a sign arou...
"This is an era of new perils and new hardships. But we are, as ever, a people of endless compassion, boundless ingenuity, limitless strength. We're the heirs to a hard-earned history and stewards of a land of God-given beauty. We are Americans. And for all this, we give our humble thanks -- to our predecessors, to ...
Clint Bunsen restores his primitive senses by hunting alone this year.
Stories: 1) High Wire Artist Philippe Petit Plays Not My Job 2) Robert Earl Keen Plays Not My Job 3) Actor Bruce Campbell Plays Not My Job 4) 'Late Night' Host Jimmy Fallon Plays Not My Job 5) Pro Wrestler John Cena Plays Not My Job
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No bitches after 11.
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"Poison Ivy: "Please let me out! They'll die without me." Harley Quinn: "I don't know Red. You're not on Mr. J's party list. Oh well."
In 1560, Nostradamus predicted it.
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"As a country, we are not as young - and perhaps not as innocent - as we were when Roosevelt was President. Yet we are still heirs to a noble struggle for freedom. Now we must summon all of our might and moral suasion to meet the challenges of a new age."
"Let me be clear: none of this will be easy. The struggle against violent extremism will not be finished quickly, and it extends well beyond Afghanistan and Pakistan. It will be an enduring test of our free society, and our leadership in the world. And unlike the great power conflicts and clear lines of division tha...
"No hug for me."
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"Fucking ninja style."
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"Nighty night Bats."
You know people are gonna stare, they're not used to seeing one clown in a car.
The perils of being a reluctant turkey queen.
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The Mars exploration rover dubbed "Spirit" has been stuck in sand since April. NASA's project manager for the rovers, John Callas, describes attempts to free Spirit, and explains how the rover might continue to collect data from its present location if those attempts fail.
Stories: 1) Carl Kasell's Countdown 2) Opening Panel Round 3) Bluff The Listener 4) Pixar's Pete Docter Plays 'Not My Job' 5) Panel Round Two 6) Limericks 7) Lightning Fill In The Blank 8) Prediction
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911 Operator: And are you in a house or apartment there? Woman: House. 911 Operator: Okay and what’s the phone number you’re calling from? Woman: .. 911 Operator: And what’s the problem, tell me exactly what happened. Woman: Uh, my dad…and 911 Operator: You’re with him right now? Woman: Yeah, he just collapsed and...
"So don't put a bow on a box, there's no need to send Megan Fox."
"And no one will mess with her when she's mine. And Kanye will watch him mouth next time."
"It's the Salahis. Nobody knows who they are. Nobody cares who they are. They weren't invited nobody wants them there."
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"They say the Pokémon whole effort is to train children how to become the number 1 Pokémon master in the world."
President Obama announces that the Recovery Act will provide new funding for Community Health Centers to finance new construction, modernize information technology, and build a “medical home” model. December 9, 2009. (Public Domain)
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"And then there, now what do I hit? Okay."
"A decade into a new century, this old architecture is buckling under the weight of new threats. The world may no longer shudder at the prospect of war between two nuclear superpowers, but proliferation may increase the risk of catastrophe. Terrorism has long been a tactic, but modern technology allows a few small m...
"In light of the Cultural Revolution's horrors, Nixon's meeting with Mao appeared inexcusable - and yet it surely helped set China on a path where millions of its citizens have been lifted from poverty, and connected to open societies. Pope John Paul's engagement with Poland created space not just for the Catholic C...
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We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby, Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish! Not too shabby!
"Everything is crazy here. Quaritch is rolling and there's no stopping him."
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Stories: 1) Who's Carl This Time? 2) Opening Panel Round 3) Bluff The Listener 4) CNN News Anchor Rick Sanchez Plays 'Not My Job' 5) Panel Round Two 6) Limericks 7) Lightning Fill In The Blank 8) Prediction
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