Negotiation's over. The sentence.... is death.
Now, you listen to me you sick son of a bitch!
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I... I'm sexy and I know it. Check it out, check it out. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggyeah, wiggyeah. Do the wiggle man. I do the wiggle man. Yeah. I'm sexy and I know it. I, yeah.
No, this will be the worst of it. And this will be the end of it. As soon as I get out of here, I'm gone. I don't owe God or any other man here one more minute of service.
Monroe Bouchet: What the fuck goin' on? You guys ain't cops. Jack Walsh: No, we're ballet dancers.
Eddie Moscone: Ooh, Bouchet. Good score, Jack. Nine hundred, right? Jack: No, it's 1,200. Eddie Moscone: No, nine. Jack: That's, that's 1,200. Come on. Eddie Moscone: No. Yeah. Yeah, you're right.
In Malibu I'm by the sea section. And all these bitches is my sons, yeah C-Section. I'm a Republican voting for Mitt Romney. You lazy bitches is fucking up the economy. Out in Miami I be chilling with a zombie. Diablo Alejandro de Mello Gandhi.
Amusing... but pointless. None of these people have long to live.
Your Honor... not a day goes by that I don't wish I could take back what I did. Sure, I was desperate, like a lot of people back then, but... that don't change what I did.
Valet: Nice car. Bruce Wayne: You should see my other one.
Batman: It ends here. Ducard: For you and the police, maybe. My fight, however, lies with the rest of Gotham. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a city to destroy.
Never start with the head. The victim gets all fuzzy. He can't feel the next... See?
Alfred: Gotham needs you. Bruce: No, Gotham needs its true hero and I let that murdering psychopath blow him half to hell. Alfred: Which is why, for now they're gonna have to make due with you.
Hm? You know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying.
Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling.
Mayor: What do we got? Gordon: Nothing. No matches on prints, DNA, dental. Clothing is custom, no labels. Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint. No name. No other alias.
Jack: Where am I? I'm at the airport. And guess who I'm with. I'm with the Duke. Eddie: You got him! Oh, you got him, Jack! I love you! Jack: Yeah. You wanna say hello? Eddie: Yeah. Put him on. Jack: Yeah, say hello. Mardukas: Hello. Eddie: Hello, you son of a bitch! We got you, you son of a bitch! Jac...
Never let your target escape, even if your target is you.
Clinton is a very popular figure for a very practical reason: the economy worked. People had jobs. We reduced children in poverty by 25% through welfare reform. We actually balanced the budget for 4 years. You know, you look back on that and you think — I think what it actually does is it shrinks Obama. I mean, ...
Today we come together once again to remember and to reflect with reverence and with respect, because whenever we speak of September 11, 2001, we tread on sacred ground.
Now you... come here!
Duke Leto Atreides: Why? Yueh: I wish to kill a man. Not you, my dear Duke. You were already dead. But you'll get close to the baron before you die.
Now, the time has come for us to select one courageous young man and woman for the honor of representing District 12 in the 74th Annual Hunger Games.
Our approach has always been that the three most important issues in the campaign in alphabetical order have been Medicare, Medicare, and Medicare.
We'll have no more bloody nonsense
Jim: Nadia will be expecting filet mignon, okay, and all I'm going to be able to give her is rump roast. Oz: Aw, come on. Jim, you've had experience since Nadia. Jim: Ah, yes. You would be referring to the flute fetish band geek, who made me her bitch, and ditched me after prom, yes.
Michelle: Now, I'm a hot girl. Jim: Right Michelle: Okay. What do you want to do? Jim: I want to feel your boobs. Michelle: No, you dingbat. You don't just go groping away. You gotta pre heat the oven before you stick in the turkey.
My brother said that by the end of the summer, I'd see the big picture. And I see it. No matter what, times change and things are different. The problem is, I don't want them to be.
Stifler, Jessica: No fuckin' way! Jessica: Forget it. Stifler: Like you have a chance!
Gollum: Come on! Must go! No time! Sam: Not before Mr. Frodo's had something to eat. Gollum: No time to lose, silly.
Never. Smeagol hates nasty Hobbitses.
Nice shooting, sweetheart.
Caesar: Now, tell me about the flames. Are they real? Katniss: Yes.
Haymitch: Now, I can sell the star-crossed lovers from District 12... Katniss: We are not star-crossed lovers. Haymitch: It's a television show! And being in love with that boy might just get you sponsors, which could save your damn life.
Gimli: That road there... where does that lead? Legolas: It is the road to the Dimholt, the door under the mountain. Eomer: None who venture there ever return. That mountain is evil.
Frodo: What is this place? Gollum: Master must go inside the tunnel. Frodo: Now that I'm here, I don't think I want to.
No tomb for Denethor and Faramir. No long, slow sleep of death embalmed. We shall burn, like the heathen kings of old. Bring wood and oil.
Pippin: I didn't think it would end this way. Gandalf: End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path. One that we all must take.
Gimli: Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an Elf. Legolas: What about side by side with a friend? Gimli: Aye. I could do that.
Gollum: She's always hungry. She always needs to feed. She must eat. All she gets is nasty Orcses. Smeagol: And they doesn't taste very nice, does they, Precious? Gollum: No. Not very nice at all, my love.
Now come the days of the king. May they be blessed.
Yeah. No yodelling.
Never sleep with that man, never loan him money, and never believe a word he tells you. That's free advice.
Julius: No one ever said being good was easy. Vincent: No one ever said being good was easy. Webster: Will you two shut up!
Holy shmoly! Now there's a man with a lot on his mind.
Not personal? That is my work! My sweat! My time away from my kids! If that's not personal, I don't know what is.
Not only is it lethal, but the venom of a tracker jacker sting can produce powerful hallucinations.
Dispatch: That's a negative, I got no units in that area. Richie: Bullshit. Please put the call out again. I'm gonna need assistance. Dispatch: Detective Roberts, I got no units in that area. Richie: Fuck you. Dispatch: That's a negative.
Nobody owns me, though. -Hey How you doing, babe? -Good That's 'cause I own my own company, and my company sells a product that's better than the competition,
This is the newly formed Essex County Narcotics Squad. Our mandate is to make major arrests. No street guys. We're looking for the suppliers and the distributors.
Not everyone had the insight to understand CB4's greatness.
Nigga, please! We're gonna be so large, we gonna make so much money, get so many girlies.
Nigga, please! Baa Baa Black Sheep is about as fake as a bitch's hair weave.
Nothing leaves this area till we've checked it. All right, Captain?
Mr. Trask: Now can you tell me who did it? Charlie: No, sir, I can't. Mr. Trask: You take the weekend to think about it.
Frank: Never in the Boy Scouts, sluggo? Charlie: I, I made Tenderfoot. Frank: Tenderfoot, my foot! Convenience-store mama's boy.
Charlie: New York's too much responsibility. Frank: Ah, responsibility! I had a lot of 17 year olds my first platoon. I took care of them. All set!
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. It's simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, get all tangled up, just tango on.
Truth is, not only can he dance, but he'll sing you a hell of a tune. He can do bird calls and imitate Bela Lugosi.
'No-fault divorce'. Good God. Talk about your oxymoron. What's the world comin' to?
Never had to follow a ghost before.
Jane: When you're actually interested in something, you're kinda scary. Alex: Not as scary as what the Romans did to St. Valentine. Hint: They ripped him tip to taint.
CJ: Excuse me, not to shit on anyone's riff here, but let me just see if I grasp this concept, okay? You're suggesting that we take some fucking parking shuttles and reinforce them with some aluminum siding, and then just head on over to the gun store where we watch our good friend Andy play some cowboy-movie, jump-...
Ana: Well, it's nice to see you busting your ass today. Steve: Oh, that's sarcasm. That is awesome. Yeah, you know, I would love to help, but a captain never works alongside his men. You guys, have a good one. Ana: What a total dick.
Paul Ryan: It's been done a couple of times, actually. Joe Biden: It has never been done before. Paul Ryan: Jack Kennedy lowered tax rates, increased growth. Ronald Reagan... Joe Biden: Oh, now you're Jack Kennedy! Paul Ryan: Ronald Reagan....heheheheh.
Andy: No one's ever done it. I'm not like everyone else. Mr. Besserman: Well, everybody else gets this place cookin'. Andy: It was cooking. I thought it was cooking. There was a man over here that was really upset. Mr. Besserman: Yeah, he stormed out, and a lot of other people left in the middle of your act.
Now the temperature is dropping rapidly, so get your helmets on and stay warm, until the storm passes.
Now see what you made me do? God damn it, I messed up my pants.
Now listen to me carefully, you fat tub of goo.
Grandma Klump: Not that I have anything against lesbians. I love lesbians. Ernie: Lesbians is cool. Grandma Klump: It's true. There's nothing wrong with a little bingo. A little cunnilingus ain't never hurt nobody.
No, no, no. Don't back that thing up into me.
No, no. Women are superior to men in many ways. That's right. When it comes to cooking, cleaning, washing the potatoes, scrubbing the carrots, making the babies, mopping the floors, they have it all over men. I believe that. But when it comes to wrestling. Shut up! Be quiet when the man is talking!
Ron Burgundy: No! Brick Tamland: Nah! Champ Kind: No! Ron Burgundy: No!
No commercials! No mercy!
Ron Burgundy: Now, before we do this, let's go over the ground rules. Rule number one, no touching of the hair or face. Arturo Mendes: Of course. Ron Burgundy: And that's it! Now let's do this!
Ron Burgundy: Nice work, everyone. Sharp broadcast. Really good. Everyone on the floor as well. Really a lot of hustle. I liked it. Director: Dump out! Dump out! Ron Burgundy: Hello, Edward. Ed Harken: Ron, I've got to fire you. Ron Burgundy: Well, I've got to fire you. Bing, bong, bong. You're fired, Ed. Ed...
Janek: No matter what happens down there, I can't bring none of that shit back home with us. Can't let it happen. And I will do whatever I have to see that it doesn't. Shaw: Make sure you do, captain.
Brian Fantana: News team! Brian Fantana and Champ Kind and Brick Tamland (in unison): Bear fight!
Now I'm gonna turn up the heat. What happens when the kitchen gets hot, because I'm cooking something up, chef.
Dr. Livingstone: Hello. Now don't you worry. Dr. Spencer: We'll soon have you cured. Dr. Livingstone: Leave it all to us. You'll never know what hit you. Dr. Spencer: Good-bye. Dr. Livingstone: Good-bye. Dr. Spencer: Drips up. Dr. Livingstone: Injections.
Ron: Now, you said it yourself. We're on the five-yard line, we just got to punch it in. Nick: Twenty-five. Ron: What? Nick: I said we were on the 25-yard line. Ron: Nick, are you suggesting that we're not even in the red zone?
Elder: He has killed one of ours. Enforcer: He was defending himself. Priam: He needs to be destroyed! Atoller Wife: Kill him. Let's kill him. Enforcer: That may be, but not here and not like this.
No. Children, I know you're trying to help, but believe me, my mind's made up. I've given this long and careful thought and it has to be medical experiments for the lot of you.
Helen: Wait. Wait. We saved your life. We got you out. Mariner: No, you got me out so you could get out. We're even.
Now I know that the journey getting here has had some turbulence and some confusion. But I ask you for one second, when folks were reaching for greatness, was that not the case?
No pussy, no dancing. Okay? No pussy, no dancing. How's that for polite?
Finch: Now, Jim, let me handle this. These are my people. Stifler: They're gay? Finch: No, you bleating imbecile. They have style, they're cultured, they're sophisticated. Stifler: So, they're gay.
Now did I or did I not do vaginal juices?
"No one will ever love you." Well, look at me now, Mum! Look where no talent will get you! You jealous, drunk old bitch.
Iqbal: Nobody wants me! Nazneen: Nonsense, sweetheart. We all love you. Iqbal: Is that going to make me famous? I don't think so.
Finch: No fuckin' shit it does. Stifler: Cadence, let's leave the "crayton" here, shall we? Finch: Whatever. Fuck it. I'm walkin' anyway.
Jim: I'm a better person when I'm with Michelle. Nobody else can... Stifler: No, no, no, shithead. You hooked up with one other girl for, what, 10 seconds.
No one has ever slapped my ass like that.
No one's ever pinched my nipple with such ferocity.
Grandma: Not Jewish. No wedding, Jimmy! No wedding. Forget it. Jim: Grandma? Grandma: Goy.!
Now what I need you to do is drag your ass down to your little store, gather up some flowers, slice 'em and dice 'em, jam 'em all together and cart that crap down to the wedding.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some shit to attend to.
Not so fast, you ingrates! Public News Team is taking a break from its pledge drive to kick some ass.
Veronica Corningstone: No, no...No, I did it. Ron Burgundy: You bitch! You woke the bears. Why did you do that?
Now, sex. Sex, sex, sex. Where were we?
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Geoffrey: Now look here. You barge in here quite uninvited, break glasses and then announce quite casually that we're all dead. Well, I would remind you that you're a guest in this house-- The Grim Reaper: Be quiet!
None of you have got any balls.
Veronica Corningstone: Now, I've already done one of those today, so what's the other one gonna be, huh? Ed Harken: Screwing?
Mookie: You the man. Buggin' Out: No you the man. Mookie: No you the man. Buggin' Out: You the man. Mookie: No you the man. Buggin' Out: No. I'm just a struggling Black man trying to keep my dick hard in a cruel and harsh world.
Actually it's a sort of classic, really. None of those childish kebab stories you find in so many books these days. And, um... I tell you what, I'll throw in one of those for free. Useful for lighting fires, wrapping fish, that sort of thing.
William: Just, incidentally, why are you wearing that? Spike: Combination of factors really. No clean clothes... William: There never will be, you know, unless you actually clean your clothes. Spike: Right. Vicious circle. Yeah.
Max: You haven't slept with her, have you? William: That is a cheap question and the answer is, of course, no comment. Max: No comment means "yes. " William: No, it doesn't. Max: Do you ever masturbate? William: Definitely no comment. Max: You see, it means "yes. "
Unfortunately, in nowhere in the world, is America's influence today greater than it was four years ago.
He's praised George Bush as a good economic steward and Dick Cheney as somebody's whose... shows great wisdom and judgment, and taking us back to those kinds of strategies that got us into this mess, are not the way that we are gonna maintain leadership in the 21st century.
Nothing Governor Romney just said is true, starting with this notion of me apologizing.
Cee: His Honor. Ahmad: You're so old, you're like a fossil. You're a bum, man. You're an old drunk zero, man. Now what do you got to say for yourself?
Radio Raheem: Two Slices Sal: NO service till you turn that shit off! Radio Raheem: Two slices Pino: Turn it off! Sal: Listen Radio Raheem, I can't even hear myself think! You are disturbing me! You are disturbing my customers!
Coconut Sid: No, man, no. ML: No! Sweet Dick Willie: Hell, no, goddamn it. Sal ain't never done nothin' to you before, ma, and me neither.
No, I don't have a lawyer. I don't have a dentist.
So, now my hands were dick skinners. A flashlight was a moonbeam. A pen was an ink stick. My mouth was a cum receptacle. A bed was a rack. A wall was a bulkhead. A shirt was a blouse. A tie was still a tie, and a belt a belt.
Nurse: Still got that stomach flu, Swofford? Anthony: I can't seem to shake it. Nurse: That's all right. Not everyone's cut out for the Marines. Anthony: But for me, there was nowhere else. That was the truth.
Now you stuck a thorn in the Alliance's paw. That tickles me a bit. But it also means I got to step twice as fast to avoid them... and that means turning down plenty of jobs. Even honest ones.
Nick Fury: NASA didn't authorize Selvig to go to test phase. Agent Coulson: He wasn't testing it. He wasn't even in the room. Spontaneous event. Maria Hill: It just turned itself on?
Need to find someplace to hole up for a few weeks.
Sykes: Now take the pill and put it on your tongue. Swallow the pill. Now let me see your tongues. Now, doesn't that feel better? Don't we all feel better? Soldiers: Yes, Staff Sergeant! Sykes: Good.
Nothing stays the same, Swoff. Not our girlfriends, not our families, not anyone. Time doesn't stop back in the real world 'cause we're about to go in the shit. We're Marines.
President Bennett: You should never make important decisions while you're upset. Ryan: You did. And American soldiers and innocent civilians are dead because of it.
President Bennett: I never ordered any... Ryan: No. Don't even think of playing that game with me! I will not let you dishonor their memories by pretending you had nothing to do with it!
Escobedo: Who is doing this? Cortez: If I had to guess... Escobedo: No, that is not I asked of you, to guess. I can guess.
Murray: Nah. Nine times out of ten, they don't jump. Roy: What about the tenth time? Murray: They jump!
The Operative: Nothing here is what it seems. He isn't the plucky hero. The Alliance isn't some evil empire. This is not the grand arena. Inara Serra: And that's not incense.
No, that's right. Alliance starts the war, and then you volunteer. Battle of Serenity, Mal.
Flashbangs, CS Triple-Chasers. Not sure how they'd work on walkers, but we'll take 'em.
I've been sitting here breathing cleaning fluid and ammonia for three hours. Nature didn't intend for poker to be played like that.
Malcolm Reynolds: No! No! No! Hoban Washburne: Yes! Yes!
Not so fast pal, I'm not letting you out of my sight until both our names are on that contract. I'm going to be stuck on you like a giant hamster on my a... where you go, I go.
Gary: Naked bodies everywhere. Wyatt: Gary. Gary: They'll know my name. Wyatt: Gary! Gary: What? Wyatt: Nobody likes us. Nobody.
Randy: Get the hell outta here. The Geek: Nice! Nice manners, babe!
Not exactly what you'd call a "panty peeler." Do you know what I mean? But it suits me just fine. To be honest, I rarely spend a night in my own bed anyway.
Now, in the cologne department, most men overdo it. Americans practically spray it on with a crop-duster.
Almost forgot. New word for the day. "Ostentatious: The attempt to attract attention to oneself."
Now, back home, you're always hearing tales about some bloke migrating to the States and winding up with buckets of money. So not long ago, I packed up my bucket and headed west.
Now, lads, learn from my mistake. Never get involved with a single mum. See, they come with accessories, some of which can be......unfortunately, irresistible.
Oscar: Now kindly remove that spaghetti from my poker table. The hell is so funny? Felix: It's not spaghetti, it's linguine. Oscar: Now it's garbage.
Felix: In other words, you're throwing me out? Oscar: Not in other words. Those are the perfect ones.
Noise attracts them. It really riles them up.
No matter how close the walkers get anyone breaks ranks, we could all go down. Anyone runs off, they could get mistaken for a walker, end up with an axe to the head.
Stay in tight formation. No more prison riot crap.
Now, as a heat-seeking bachelor, I have to live by some very simple rules. Alfie Elkins' credo or philosophy, which is probably best summed up by the only advice my father ever gave me. He said, "Son, whenever you meet a beautiful woman just remember, somewhere there's a bloke who's sick of shagging her."
Alfie: This never happens, Uta. Honestly, never. Honestly. Uta: Not the word around town......peewee.
Julie: Alfie? You gonna be okay? Alfie: Yeah. No worries. I'm always okay.
Never count me out till the fat lady divorces me.
Not the Four Seasons, but there's a hot shower.
Brucey: So there's no chance of you moving out here? Oscar: To where, Santa Yocinta, Malinta, Caliente, Maliguena? I'm not learning a new language just to find my way home at night.
Nothing has changed, Felix. I'm still a pig, you're still a human vacuum cleaner.
McClane: Need a hug? John Jr.: We're not a hugging family. McClane: Damn straight.
Next time, bring a clue, not a paintball gun.
Terminator: No sign of brain trauma. Connor: Yeah I'm fine, thanks.
I ain't nothing but a big damn joke to you, ain't I? Tell the whole world! Her husband ain't nothing but a big ol' pile of worthless crap!
Angela: Nice to meet you, Dad. Roy: Nice to meet you, Dad.
Angela: New York Super Fudge Chunk. That's my favorite flavor. Roy: New York...? Angela: Super Fudge Chunk. Roy: Oh chocolate! Yeah! Okay now, listen...
Dave: How stoned are you right now? Mitch: I've taken some weed. Dave: Have you? Mitch: Mmm-hmm. Dave: Do you know what time it is? Mitch: Hmm-mmm.
Now, all of a sudden I have a daughter! And I'm not scared shitless.
Now I'd like to present to you exhibit "A". His name is Zeke, and it is very clear that Zeke has been getting his ass whipped by Father Time for many, many years.
I don't want my children growing up not knowing who their father is. Because it's just... It's crap!
Susie: (In French) I feel sorry for the French people who will hear you. Angelica: No one likes a show-off, Susie.
Stu: No one else is being picked up by a guy in a Reptar suit. Didi: I was just thinking the same thing.
Listen, lady! Nobody messes with my dumb babies 'cept me!
Now the pig understood why the sheep called all dogs wolves. And he was filled with a deep and terrible rage.
All right, folks. Now it's time for a special dance for all the kids and their moms.
Not much. Just my own float in the Reptarland parade with matching ponies, and my own fashion show, and to be the flower girl at your wedding.
Mitch: Mmm, smells good in here, Jame. Mmm. Ooh! Num-nums! Vegetable medley!
Now, if you're thinking of becoming a hero, I suggest that you remember the lady fair.
Um, no one here, and in 5 days from now, you are not gonna believe the difference. Uh, this center will be packed with people, and the roar of the crowd, the--the energy that this building will exude will be phenomenal.
Not a bad idea. Not exactly what I had in mind, though.
Richard: Now, you've got a chance, Harry, if you don't lose your head. Now, it looks like she's losing hers, doesn't it? Becky: Oh, God, no!
Nice fucking model!
Now, let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.
Number 54,000,601. Ferndock.
Not so fast, Round Boy. We're gonna have some laughs.
Nice building. Bad roof. Good parking.
No, you don't need ta talk ta Barbara. Just say it.
This is Joey. He used to be a debater in school. But now, he doesn't talk much.
And Nobody gives a hoot about me and my stupid bat.
Gordon: Nothing makes any sense. Nancy: Then maybe you're ready. Gordon: For what? Nancy: The truth.
Will: No, thanks. I'm fine just the way I am. Freddy: For now, maybe.
Not that it matters, but yes.
Atreyu: You've already brought me the entire 10,000 miles? Falkor: No, only 9,891.
Never give up and good luck will find you.