"You know, these stories are always fun if they're not about you."

"A lot of this personal stuff I'm not used to in politics."

"It's as I said its not harmless unless it's you."

"You go to Jackson, Mississippi, you go to Atlanta, Florida, anywhere in the south, who's the number one speaker they want? Giuliani."

"To dismantle the networks that have struck in Madrid and Oman, in London and Bali, in Washington and New York."

"If we could create NATO to face down the Soviet Union, we can join in a new and global partnership."

"We have too much at stake to turn back now."

"This is the moment when we must renew the goal of a world without nuclear weapons."

"It is time to secure all loose nuclear materials."

"I know my country has not perfected itself."

"Yea, no comment."

?Because at this defining moment in our history - with our nation at war, and our economy in recession - we know that the American people cannot afford four more years of the same failed policies and the same old politics in Washington.?

?For decades, he has brought change to Washington, but Washington hasn't changed him.?

?That same strength of character is at the core of his rise to become one of America's leading voices on national security.?

?Now, with Joe Biden at my side, I am confident that we can take this country in a new direction.?

?So let me introduce you to the next President...the next Vice President of the United States of America...Joe Biden!?

"Yea, no comment."

"Yea, no comment."

"Yea, no comment."

"Yea, no comment."

"No commercials."

"No, no. Not like that."

"First of all, we didn't have a writer's room on Seinfeld."

"Uh, I had never done a sitcom before."

"There was no room where we took a script."

"I never--I never thought it was a good idea for twelve people to be writing a show."

"We never, um, went into a room with twelve writers."

"Yea, no comment."

"No worries, mate!"

Vincent Curatola: "Where you goin'?" Ginny Sacramoni: "Nordstrom's. They're having a sale."

"He's never run a city, he's never run a state, he's never run a business, he's never administered a payroll, he's never led people in crisis. My goodness."

"John McCain went with the new generation. He went with someone that's been an enormously successful mayor and governor. Someone who has been a reformer. A governor who is considered one of the best in the country and in fact is the most popular in the country."

"NBA action today in the Meadowlands."

"That is the real risk, that the woman-- she might be outstanding, she might get women, she'd get conservatives, energize the base, but I think the argument made against her would be that she's just not ready to be Commander-in-Chief."

"Naw."

"Naw, you're bugging the fuck out."

"What is the reality in Alaska? There's not even no crackheads in Alaska!"

"And I said, 'Well first of yes, I did. And second of all, I'm not the President.'"

"He doesn't have to report to anybody about anything."

"This shouldn't be part of our politics. It has no relevance to governor Palin's performance as a governor or potential performance as a vice president."

"We don't go after people's families. We don’t get them involved in the politics. It's not appropriate and it's not relevant. Our people were not involved in anyway in this and they will not be."

"We're talking about getting up and acting at the very moment we need the Commander in Chief the most."

"This is not going to happen. There's not going to be democracy.

"That's not true."

"At first I was a little like wait, no that's buried and gone and should never be seen again."

"I don't know the governor. Everything I know about her there is no reason not to respect her and believe she's qualified to be the Vice President. I'm not going to make that judgment."

"We are led to believe that in the entire Republican Party we have someone who has not even served 2 years as governor of Alaska, which is a state that's swimming in money, and she's qualified to be president because she sold a state airplane."

"To say that somebody is not qualified for the position they're running for is a legitimate observation to make in American politics. It has nothing to do with her gender."

"And I was walking and I don't think I was prepared with one security because I've never had that much paparazzi."

"There will be plenty more oops's. I'm not perfect, I'm human."

"But I just want the most normal life possible for him."

"I tried to do a photo shoot the other day and my son was not even letting me leave."

"It's been a nightmare."

"No I'm not doing that, I'm not wishing that."

"You know what's really nice? Is the patchwork of, like, you know, duct tape."

"It wasn't funny."

"My girlfriend comes in and goes, 'you're not gonna like this.'"

"Amazing thing. It doesn't exist, the play existed, The Drowsy Chaperone."

"I don't get to talk to anyone else."

"I'm seeing it right now."

"Biting my nails."

"And another reason that I'm happy to live in this period is that we have been forced to a point where we are going to have to grapple with the problems that men have been trying to grapple with through history, but the demands didn't force them to do it. Survival demands that we grapple with them. Men, for years no...

"Men, for years now, have been talking about war and peace. But now, no longer can they just talk about it."

"It is no longer a choice between violence and nonviolence in this world; it's nonviolence or nonexistence."

"We aren't engaged in any negative protest and in any negative arguments with anybody."

"Ain't gonna let nobody turn me around."

"It's all right to talk about the new Jerusalem, but one day, God's preacher must talk about the new New York, the new Atlanta, the new Philadelphia, the new Los Angeles, the new Memphis, Tennessee."

"After you leave the United States, Soviet Russia, Great Britain, West Germany, France, and I could name the others, the American Negro collectively is richer than most nations of the world."

"I'm not fearing any man!"

"Now our national debt is one and a half times bigger than all the combined debts of all the nations of the world."

"There can be no real peace while one American is dying some place in the world for the rest of us."

"If we lose freedom here, there's no place to escape to. This is the last stand on earth."

"You and I are told increasingly we have to choose between a left or right. Well I'd like to suggest there is no such thing as a left or right. There's only an up or down."

"In a program that takes from the needy and gives to the greedy, we see such spectacles as in Cleveland, Ohio, a million-and-a-half-dollar building completed only three years ago must be destroyed to make way for what government officials call a 'more compatible use of the land.'"

"We're always 'against' things -- we're never 'for' anything."

"No government ever voluntarily reduces itself in size. So, governments' programs, once launched, never disappear."

"Well, perhaps there is a simple answer -- not an easy answer -- but simple."

"We want our national policy based on what we know in our hearts is morally right."

"There's no argument over the choice between peace and war, but there's only one guaranteed way you can have peace -- and you can have it in the next second -- surrender."

"Nothing in life is worth dying for."

"The martyrs of history were not fools, and our honored dead who gave their lives to stop the advance of the Nazis didn't die in vain."

"We have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in."

"While the wall is the most obvious and vivid demonstration of the failures of the Communist system -- for all the world to see -- we take no satisfaction in it."

"Real, lasting peace in Europe can never be assured."

"Eloquence is no substitute for a record."

"It's just not possible."

"And that's what our country needs most right now."

"What we need now is more national unity."

"This is no ordinary election."

"Our line of defense is a natural one."

"Under no circumstances must Formosa fall under communist control."

"China, up to 50 years ago, was completely non-homogenous."

"China, up to 50 years ago, was completely non-homogenous, being compartmented into groups divided against each other. The war-making tendency was almost non-existent, as they still followed the tenets of the Confucian ideal of pacifist culture. At the turn of the century, under the regime of Chang Tso Lin, efforts ...

"I have from the beginning believed that the Chinese Communists' support of the North Koreans was the dominant one."

"Of our former ward, the Philippines, we can look forward in confidence that the existing unrest will be corrected and a strong and healthy nation will grow in the longer aftermath of war's terrible destructiveness. We must be patient and understanding and never fail them -- as in our hour of need, they did not fail...

"Our victory was complete, and our objectives within reach, when Red China intervened with numerically superior ground forces. This created a new war and an entirely new situation, a situation not contemplated when our forces were committed against the North Korean invaders."

"No man in his right mind would advocate sending our ground forces into continental China."

"The new situation did urgently demand a drastic revision of strategic planning if our political aim was to defeat this new enemy as we had defeated the old."

"I called for reinforcements but was informed that reinforcements were not available."

"If there were to be no hope of major reinforcements, the position of the command from the military standpoint forbade victory."

"Nothing could be further than the truth."

"There is no substitute for victory."

"Appeasement but begets new and bloodier war."

"Old soldiers never die, they just fade away."

"However horrible the incidents of war may be, the soldier who is called upon to offer and to give his life for his country is the noblest development of mankind."

"You now face a new world."

"Because if you don't have any issues to run on I guess you want it to be all about personality."

"It was nicely done, I'm not going to lie to you, that was nice. It was nice!"

"We're not going to withdraw from that effort."

"A nation cannot remain great if it betrays its allies and lets down its friends."

"Ultimately, this would cost more lives. It would not bring peace. It would bring more war."

"Anything is negotiable."

"But the effect of all the public, private, and secret negotiations which have been undertaken since the bombing halt a year ago, and since this Administration came into office on January 20th, can be summed up in one sentence: No progress whatever has been made except agreement on the shape of the bargaining table."

"No progress whatever has been made except agreement on the shape of the bargaining table. Well, now, who?s at fault? It?s become clear that the obstacle in negotiating an end to the war is not the President of the United States."

"Well, now, who?s at fault? It?s become clear that the obstacle in negotiating an end to the war is not the President of the United States."

"At the time we launched our search for peace, I recognized we might not succeed in bringing an end to the war through negotiations. I therefore put into effect another plan to bring peace -- a plan which will bring the war to an end regardless of what happens on the negotiating front."

"Let me briefly explain what has been described as the Nixon Doctrine."

"The defense of freedom is everybody's business, not just America's business."

"In the previous Administration, we Americanized the war in Vietnam. In this Administration, we are Vietnamizing the search for peace."

"It is not the easy way. It is the right way."

"It is not the easy way."

"In San Francisco a few weeks ago, I saw demonstrators carrying signs reading, 'Lose in Vietnam, bring the boys home.' Well, one of the strengths of our free society is that any American has a right to reach that conclusion and to advocate that point of view. But as President of the United States, I would be untrue ...

"North Vietnam cannot defeat or humiliate the United States. Only Americans can do that."

"What we need in the United States is not division; what we need in the United States is not hatred; what we need in the United States is not violence and lawlessness, but is love, and wisdom, and compassion toward one another, and a feeling of justice toward those who still suffer within our country, whether they b...

"It is not the end of violence; it is not the end of lawlessness; and it's not the end of disorder."

"This is not a personal attack....it's a statement of fact - Barack Obama has never led anything. Nothing. Nada."

"Well, no one can look at John McCain and say that he is not ready to be Commander in Chief."

"So pathetic and it didn't build character either. It's supposed to, it's supposed to, but it didn't work. I still have no character."

"And I had no idea that I was funny. I had never said anything funny or did anything funny. I would do impressions in my house and stuff like that but never felt like I was a funny person in particular."

"To me, if a young kid never picks up a cigarette, never starts smoking, and never gets lung cancer, he's been cured."

"You know New York City is a perfect example."

"Again that's not right."

"Nike proposed this idea to us four years ago. We just had the anniversary. We laughed."

"My god, I never felt like it was that tough."

"Here's a little news flash for those reporters and commentators."

"Not just to mingle with the right people."

"I can look you right straight in the eye and guarantee you my son has never, ever, ever lobbied me."

"In terms of the economy as far as I know she has absolutely zero background in it. She's got to have around her very, very smart people telling her the basics of the economy, telling her the basics of foreign policy, night and day."

"There should be no federal reserve system."

"We do not need and should not accept a national ID card."

"My fellow Americans, when I’m President, we’re going to embark on the most ambitious national project in decades."

"Those who want to pursue the empire will reinstitute the draft. We should not ever have a draft."

"She's a courageous, successful, reformer who's not afraid to take on the establishment."

"And another son who's putting his country first and attending the Naval Academy."

"The reason I'm telling you these things is that apparently this mixture of rebellion and honor helped John McCain survive the next chapter in his life."

"His other broken bones and injuries were not treated."

"Now Obama was right when he said that this election is not about him."

"And with the principle of her school's permission, she removed all the desks from her classroom on the first day of school in 2005."

"Martha told them, 'No one charged you for your desk, but it wasn't really free. These guys bought it for you.'"

"All right, I just have one thing to say about promise rings. It's not bad to wear a promise ring, because not everybody, guy or girl, wants to be a slut."

"What I think is fair to say is that coming out of the Republican camp there have been efforts to suggest that perhaps I'm not who I say I am when it comes to my faith. Something which I find deeply offensive."

"I don't have any update on Tom. They're looking at him, doing some tests on him so we'll see how that turns out."

"You don't and you never wish injury on anybody and since I've been here and being around Tom he's always popped back up. And I didn’t know what was gonna go on. I just buckled my chin strap and if that was gonna be, that's what it's gonna be."

"Then to slightly amend my comments from Denver. No way, no how, no McCain, no Palin."

"My father is obviously a famous war hero. No one knows what war is like other than my family. Period."

"Let's say this began in 1980. We have had no leadership. Nobody in the White House -- no Republican, no Democrat -- nobody has stepped forward."

"The problem of not regulating the financial markets effectively generally, not seeing that the subprime lending crisis was leading to a mess, not updating some of the financial regulations since the 1930's that's been I think an example of the neglect on the part of the Bush Administration over the last 8 years."

"And John McCain does not have any discernable difference from George Bush when it comes to economic policy."

"But this is not another old man whose shuffling to defeat. You know John McCain never got the memo that he's supposed to lose this one. That he's suppose to like take a dive in the third round."

"Well Barack Obama doesn't really have to against his own party, they're not in power."

"But this idea that McCain is the candidate of change…he's the candidate who needs to be changed."

"How about just saying they never got Bin Laden. That was their big thing. Don't you think if the situation was reversed the entire Republican convention would have been about the Democrats did not ever get Osama bin Laden, balloon drop, word out."

"I'm not the right person to judge that."

"That's not, that's not nice."

"I have nothing against anybody."

"Yeah, there's nothing like it."

Jerry Seinfeld: Churro? Bill Gates: I'm good.

"I mean I can remember reading the screen play and not seeing it coming."

"Unbelievable, wow, not that I know of."

"Yeah, I think we could be new best friends. We may even get married."

"I don't think he really needed a match like this today to really prove himself."

"It's not the first time anyway against Rafael. I lost to him in Paris as well in the semis."

"So, it's not a whole lot of fun, but it's the way it is."

"He didn't make the returns he usually does."

"And in tennis unfortunately sometimes there has to be winners and losers. You know there's no draws."

"It was not a good thing to do. My dad said, 'what are you crazy?, what are you doing this for?'"

"Cause now I have an ally."

"NHL.com."

"Not a big Rangers fan."

"The nub of the whole purpose of your President is to keep you now, and your children later, and your grandchildren much later, out of a last-ditch war for the preservation of American independence."

"The Nazi masters of Germany have made it clear that they intend not only to dominate all life and thought in their own country, but also to enslave the whole of Europe."

"The Axis not merely admits but the Axis proclaims that there can be no ultimate peace between their philosophy -- their philosophy of government -- and our philosophy of government."

"The United States has no right or reason to encourage talk of peace."

"Some of our people like to believe that wars in Europe and in Asia are of no concern to us."

"We stood guard in the Atlantic, with the British as neighbors. There was no treaty. There was no unwritten agreement. And yet there was the feeling, proven correct by history, that we as neighbors could settle any disputes in peaceful fashion."

"Some nations of Europe were bound by solemn nonintervention pacts with Germany. Other nations were assured by Germany that they need never fear invasion. Nonintervention pact or not, the fact remains that they were attacked."

"No nation can appease the Nazis."

"No nation can appease the Nazis. No man can tame a tiger into a kitten by stroking it. There can be no appeasement with ruthlessness."

"They call it a negotiated peace."

"Nonsense."

"Is it a negotiated peace if a gang of outlaws surrounds your community and on threat of extermination makes you pay tribute to save your own skins? For such a dictated peace would be no peace at all."

"They may talk of a new order in the world, but what they have in mind is only a revival of the oldest and the worst tyranny. In that there is no liberty, no religion, no hope."

"Let not the defeatists tell us that it is too late. It will never be earlier."

"There is no demand for sending an American expeditionary force outside our own borders."

"There is no demand for sending an American expeditionary force outside our own borders. There is no intention by any member of your government to send such a force."

"You can therefore nail."

"Our national policy is not directed toward war."

"But all of our present efforts are not enough."

"As President of the United States, I call for that national effort."

"This is sort of silly season in politics. Not that there's a non-silly season in politics."