Cornwallis:"Their names and ranks?" Benjamin:"They refuse to give me their names. But their ranks are 9 lieutenants, 5 captains, 3 majors, and one very fat colonel who called me a..... cheeky fellow."

"This is no ordinary time and it shouldn't be an ordinary election. But much of this campaign has been consumed by petty attacks and distractions that have nothing to do with you or how we get America back on track."

"I approved this message because bitter, partisan fights and outworn ideas of the left and the right won't solve the problems we face today. But a new spirit of unity and shared responsibility will."

"You wonder at what point will it sink in, if ever, to the American public or will they care about a complex issue and bringing someone to a complex issue who's not a complex thinker."

"She's not very bright about matters on which a person in this position should be bright about."

"And she's completely not ready to take over this job."

"I think it's encouraging that you see a lot of conservatives now who are actually saying Sarah Palin is not ready for the job. That would be country first, admitting that."

"John McCain is offering no change on the economy so if you're not going to change the economy that's no change at all. He's not going to change the way Washington works. His campaign is run by some of the biggest lobbyists in Washington."

"Now, with my signature and your money we can make this dream come true."

"No, it never was a parenting book."

"We had no one that could tell us what we were supposed to be doing."

"And I would say no way, no how, no Obama."

"And I would say no way, no how, no Obama."

"I'm not even going to say hello. Let's just pick up from the headline."

"No, I'm pointing the finger at you."

"No, well not to England."

"Now get over it and say something good about Obama."

"I just don?t want another Republican in office anymore."

"I mean it's very similar to what Barack is going through. You know, he doesn't have to approve of everything the guy says. None of us approves of everything that our pastor says."

"With Elizabeth? Never. I've never had a fight with that girl. When we're on the air we talk politics. It has never ever been personal between us, never."

Announcer: "What Obama says…" Barack Obama: "It would be unacceptable for executives of these institutions to earn a windfall…" Announcer: "Is not what he does."

King: "Kinda worried about the club." Caller: "The club?" King: "Ah, don't worry about the club. Worry-- Jackie might worry. Nah, don't worry."

"It doesn't mean that I am saying we are going to go to war with Russia. It does mean that we have to respond and it does mean that this kind of behavior on the part of the Russians is not behavior that we expect of a country that is a member of the world community."

"But I never doubted that it could happen."

"Amy's got no class."

"No one has lost money on an insured deposit in the 75 years that the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation was in place."

"And I'm not being a Pollyanna."

"I think we know what to do, there just isn't a short-term, easy answer here."

"No, I don't."

"No, I don't. But you know what? That's not what she's running for."

"Barack Obama has never made an executive decision in his life."

"Is there going to be Manhattans? Like naked blue guys running around?"

"A nice looking car though."

"There is no better car to be driven in than a Maybach."

"There is no better car."

"Well they basically own the Democratic Party. Let's face it. I mean there's no question about it."

"Well the playing field is the same field that they have in France. And I bring this up because in France unemployment's over 12 percent. No money is invested in France."

"A President who knows it's the Department of Labor and not the Department of Management."

"Whatever The New York Times once was, it is today not by any standard a journalistic organization."

"Terrorism has no place in the modern world."

"There is no active market for many of these securities. And thus today the fire sale price maybe much less than the hold to maturity price."

"No Wall Street executive should profit from tax payer's dollars."

"It's completely unacceptable for any kind of earmarks to be included in this bill. It would be outrageous."

"Let me restate, inaction is not an option."

"I think he's battling his simultaneous need to conceal himself and desire to reveal himself."

"So when I saw the trailer and where it was headed to I was like, oh my god, this is no where near sucking."

"The movie is rated R. And not to say that we are showing anything that's like, crazy."

"I thought about my own experience in the Air Force and it was very clear to me, looking around at all they guys around me who were dropping bombs who were killing people, that it did not come from inside."

"There was no urge to kill. Even though they were the enemy."

"We are not going to go to war."

"But the nation doesn't respond immediately."

"If there was a spontaneous urge to kill why would we need a draft?"

"And in fact there is no scientific evidence."

"Nothing ever bad happens."

"It's crazy. I'm glad--I'm glad I'm not that famous."

"There was nothing that happened during my marriage that necessitated or allowed any of what followed after that."

"Cause I have no desire to take on feminist political forces in this country."

"I'm not sure that that wasn't coached."

"There wasn't even the, the pretense of them following the court order."

"Yea we basically just did this show to set the record straight that were not just this crazy family, and crazy people as the tabloids make us out to be."

"Yea I mean we're just a normal family like any other family in America."

"We're looking for number one draft picks you know. We're looking for the best guys in the states around. And we'll go where ever we have to go to find them."

"I hoped that we were going to be really good, you know. And hoped we could put things together. And then we would just figure it out. I had no idea what was going to happen."

"The economy is slowing down, there's no doubt about it."

"Neither one of them have a plan."

"I was not that blues-influenced."

"I was never that into blues."

"There was a pressure, not wanting to let them down."

"Cannot say that everything on the earth that happens is sin."

"No man on Earth knows the mind of God."

"No one likes to hear that there is a God who has the power to correct man for his, uh, for his behavior that does not fall within the parameters of the word of God."

"You're going to heaven or to the fires of hell. There is no other answer."

"As we're doing this telecast we're not yet at war."

"Now we have Nebuchadnezzar II, Saddam Hussein."

"Sometimes our intelligence is not all that intelligent."

"And World War II we defended them from the jaws of Hitler and the Holocaust and now we are delivering them from Nebuchadnezzar II."

"When men shall run to and fro and there shall be a knowledge explosion. From the Garden of Eden to the 20th century there was no knowledge explosion."

"And now in the field of medicine from the Garden of Eden until the 20th Century now with medicine we've had to redefine death because we can literally keep someone alive on stimulants indefinitely."

"Just recently you had terrorist acts in Morocco, Algeria. We are not going to defeat these people by giving any credibility to their ideas at all. We have to take them on inside the Muslim community, outside of it, in any part of the world."

"This is not in the same category as other decisions that you take as Prime Minister."

"It's always about being yourself and not being ashamed of being different or thinking different."

"It wasn't so much a formal sex act, no one was aroused."

"No one was aroused."

"If my father approved of it, I don't see it to be that shocking."

"That's not something I would normally do."

"I try not to look at things in those terms."

"But I don't have any regrets, I don't think you can live your life with regrets."

"And the government can never solve all these problems because they won't be able to raise enough money to deal with all of them."

"I have not had a chance to see it in writing so I have to examine that."

"I'm not being mean to you."

"How can I think better and how can I get up each day and go to work with a good attitude when I got a lot of negative things happening?"

"I'm not making an announcement of any kind. I'm not coming and telling anybody anything. Speaking about it so people will stop asking questions about it so they'll know you got your answer, you know what's going on."

"But the other option is not telling and that's not an option."

"What threw us off was that all of a sudden there was some new core agreement floating around which no one had heard of before until sort of got to the White House and that was distracting."

"The legislative party is sometimes not very pretty but we are going to get a package passed."

"There is no disagreement that something substantial must be done."

"And now, I'm just feeling like an ugly date."

"I think we have to…have to do a next interview. Thank you very much for your time."

"First of all Bill Clinton is not a racist."

Now, Senator Obama, you wanted to know one of the differences. he has asked for $932 million of earmark pork barrel spending, nearly a million dollars for every day that he's been in the United States Senate.

Here is Ahmadinedjad, Ahmadinejad, who is, Ahmadinejad,

"It's different to everyone else. it's very unique to every individual being. I think there is no one specific definition to it."

"Because ultimately it's ah, it's a very ephemeral sort of, empty sort of a, sort of thing that you can plug into. And if you do plug into it, I think you'll find that, that it's not as, as I don't know glossy as it might first appear to be."

"I never really understood what that meant then cause I had that very youthful a, energy of like, well, you know I'm an actor and that's all there is to it. But, when you get into the life of it it's a really, it's a very difficult road."

"It could even act as a metabolizer so when you eat food the Bluetooth will suck the fat out of it so you'll never get the calories."

"We talk about global warming and carbon emissions as opposed to pollution. You know, very simple terms and I don?t think they are so sticky."

"Like any movement it just needs some traction."

"Never answer that."

"This rescue effort is not aimed at preserving any individual company or industry."

"The market is not functioning properly."

"Not passing a bill now would cost these Americans much more later."

"It's not comparable to the RTC."

"We don't believe they had the votes and I think they are covering up the embarrassment of not having the votes."

"Clearly that message has not been received yet by the Republican Caucus. But again we extend a hand of cooperation to the White House, to the Republicans so we can get this issue resolved."

"They were not going to let John McCain do the job that he was trying to do, deliver a bill that would help the American people. And sadly the American will lose as a result of this."

"This moment did not arise by some accident in history. This is not just a normal part of the business cycle. This was not just a few bad apples on Wall Street. This is not a matter of firing a couple of people."

Maher: "Sixty percent of the American people believe the Noah's Ark story literally. They believe the man lived to nine hundred years old, and collected-- you're nodding. You believe that." Shepherd: "I absolutely do."

"It's nothing negative at all. He's got a lot of experience. I'm just stating a fact there that we've been hearing his speeches for all these years."

"I’m not going to solely blame all of man’s activities on changes in climate because the world’s weather patterns are cyclical and over our history we have seen changes there."

"Oh I think they're not used to someone coming in from the outside saying 'you know what, it's time that normal Joe six pack American is finally represented in the position of vice presidency'."

"I have no body fat on me."

"And so, that's-- that's sort of has reflected about as close as I think anyone is ever going to get in this heterogeneous, this multicultural society of religious people, as to some sort of-- not consensus, but as close as it gets."

"I get the butterflies the day I hear that I have a fight, that day, I have butterflies, after that, I have no more butterflies."

"You guys do what you do, I do what I do, it's all good. I got nothing but love and respect for all you guys."

"I'm no longer the one to mess with, man I've got a lot of tools in my belt."

"I learned how to tell myself no matter what happens, nothing is going to hurt me."

"I just don't see it man, I see a guy that's just a big dude that punches with some power, but he's not like Mike Tyson."

"It's going to be difficult, especially in light of the publicity but we are convinced that we'll find New Yorkers who understand."

"You ain't getting one-on-ones every play."

"Joe Biden and Barack Obama have never taken on the leaders of their party on any issue. She stood up for what's right for the people of Alaska."

"Sometimes I have to take some awkward stances because of the situation and you know, no one knows the situation of a football team better than the head coach."

"Couple days ago it was *BEEP* and *BEEP* in the town. Now we're pieces of *BEEP*."

"No matter how many World Series we win we're *BEEP*."

"There's no doubt about it. Is what it is."

"And no matter how we come out in the end-Just take this series like another one, on the field."

"Nobody thinks twice about it."

"I will certainly never, ever do another adult movie."

"There's no pulling punches on this movie."

"It's kind of a natural transition."

"I have a normal sex life."

"The corruption in Washington is not the lobbyists. It's the system that allows the lobbyists to take advantage of these backroom deals, these pork barrel projects, these outrageous procedures that Americans don't know about."

"I'm not overall pleased with his performance."

"I think it's neither the best or worst of Washington, but it's evidence of the fact that the economic policies of the last eight years have been the worst economic policies we've ever had."

"No one making less than $250,000 under Barack Obama's plan will see one single penny of their tax raised."

"And by the way, they'll pay no more than they did under Ronald Reagan."

"You know what I had to do in the state of Alaska? I had to take on those oil companies and tell them, "No," you know, any of the greed there that has been kind of instrumental, I guess, in their mode of operation, that wasn't going to happen in my state."

"But I'm being as straight up with Americans as I can in my non-support for anything but a traditional definition of marriage."

"You also said that Barack Obama was not ready to be commander in chief. And I know again that you opposed the move he made to try to cut off funding for the troops and I respect you for that. I don't know how you can defend that position now."

"Say it ain't so, Joe, there you go again pointing backwards again. You preferenced your whole comment with the Bush administration. Now doggone it, let's look ahead and tell Americans what we have to plan to do for them in the future."

"They're looking for help. They're looking for help. They're not looking for more of the same."

"There's a need for fundamental change in our economic philosophy, as well as our foreign policy."

"There is no regulation in this bill. No law and order. No sheriff on the corporate speculation beat. No corporate crime enforcement provisions against the crooks in Wall Street who are jumping into golden life boats with huge pay packages."

"Now I'm going to talk to a chicken."

"Now I'm going to talk to a donkey."

"Now I'm going to talk to a goat."

"I’m not going to get into this."

"It is a reminder that the rescue package that was passed last week is not the end of our efforts to deal with the economy, it's just the beginning."

"Rather than answer his critics, Senator Obama will try to distract you from noticing that he never answers the serious and legitimate questions."

"You know, he's taken what's given to him, there's nothing wrong with that, he's doing the best with what people are giving him, but again, like I said, I still think that he hasn't been proven yet."

"To hear him talk now you'd think he always apposed the dangerous practices at these institutions. But there is absolutely nothing in his record to suggest he did. Nothing. Zero. Zippo. Nada."

"If it gets worse it may not be such a bad thing."

"But I don’t think anybody could tell you right now if we’re in a recession or not. Those are just...those are determinations that come later. But that doesn't take away from the importance and the gravity and the seriousness of the situation we are facing right now."

"And I never promoted Fannie Mae. In fact, Sen. McCain's campaign chairman's firm was a lobbyist on behalf of Fannie Mae, not me."

"I said that we've got a sub-prime lending crisis that has to be dealt with. I wrote to Secretary Paulson, I wrote to Federal Reserve Chairman Bernanke, and told them this is something we have to deal with, and nobody did anything about it."

"Actually I'm cutting more than I'm spending so that it will be a net spending cut."

"I believe in the need for increased oil production. We're going to have to explore new ways to get more oil."

"Sen. McCain is proposing tax cuts that would give the average Fortune 500 CEO an additional $700,000 in tax cuts, that's not sharing a burden."

"It is absolutely critical that we understand this is not just a challenge, it's an opportunity."

"We can do it, but we're going to have to make an investment. The same way the computer was originally invented by a bunch of government scientists who were trying to figure out, for defense purposes, how to communicate, we've got to understand that this is a national security issue, as well."

"And we're not going to be able to deal with the climate crisis if our only solution is to use more fossil fuels that create global warming."

"I think there's a nostalgia factor."

"The NTSB basically has not determined the cause of the crash."

"The flames were just too intense, too severe, and there was really nothing that they could do."

"Not you, Tom."

"Nailing down Sen. Obama's various tax proposals is like nailing Jell-O to the wall. There has been five or six of them and if you wait long enough, there will probably be another one. But he wants to raise taxes."

"And I understand that we have to say never again to a Holocaust and never again to Rwanda."

"But I'm not going to telegraph my punches, which is what Sen. Obama did. And I'm going to act responsibly, as I have acted responsibly throughout my military career."

"We're not going to have another Cold War with Russia."

"But, at the end of the day, my friend, I have to tell you again, and you know what it's like to serve, and you know what it's like to sacrifice, but we can never allow a second Holocaust to take place."

Announcer: "But when pressed, how does he defend himself?" Barack Obama: "They’re not telling the truth. I hate to say that people are lying, but here’s a situation where folks are lying."

"No matter what your party, gender or race or religion please help me today in welcoming the next Vice President of the United States John McCain!"

Walters: "Your mother and I are so proud." Silverman: "Not as good the second time."

"Do I think she's ready to be Vice President or President, no. She's not even close."

"I'm not going to make predictions on the time it's going to take the economy to recover."

"No. No. I have to say that, you know, I -- in these debates, I am so focused on what Barack is saying, you know, and how he is, you know, phrasing his words."

"And we have no excuse, though, not to go forward with alternative sources of energy at this time."

"I'm not going to complain about the hand I'm dealt my friend."

"And so I think that there's nobody more qualified to take on our mission of becoming energy independent."

"Nobody fucks with John McCain!"

"I'm thankful that the report has shown that there was no illegal or unethical activity there in my choice to replace our commissioner."

"There was no abuse of authority at all in trying to get Officer Wooten fired."

"I'm thankful that the report has shown that there was no illegal or unethical activity there in my choice to replace our commissioner."

"There was no abuse of authority at all in trying to get Officer Wooten fired."

"For the record, there is absolutely nothing appropriate about those statements."

"Then we heard that maybe you were done dating. And now I heard maybe you're dating again."

"But it's like a nice looking parrot. Because the parrot speaks beautifully and kind of says aw shucks every now and again. But doesn’t really have any understand of the meaning of the words it is producing even though it's producing them very accurately."

"And the truth is that Sarah Palin is no way good enough. And if you lined up from Europe, left-wingists, centrists, right-wingists you wouldn't find 10%...you wouldn't find 5% who thinks she's good enough to run the United States. And she's running as the partner of a 72 year old cancer survivor."

"Well I'm not going to give him any advice. He has to decide what is best for him to do."

"Because if we're going to get into that you're insane. Because to say it's Clinton's fault that he picked a schmuck then look at numb nuts here and the amount of idiots he picked. They both picked them."

"I think the rest of the country is looking at this area and saying what is it that New Hampshire wants. Kind of this microcosm here in the state of…rest of the entire US."