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Reporting in the journal Behavioral Neuroscience, researchers found that caffeine was no help in countering the effects of alcohol on learning and decision making, at least in mice. Thomas Gould, psychologist at Temple University, explains the findings.

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Paul Bremer, a former counter-terrorism chief, joins Larry and his guests to discuss an issue that impacts every American.

Reporting in the American Journal of Preventive Medicine, researchers write that the American obesity epidemic is eating away at gains in health and life expectancy achieved by anti-smoking campaigns. Ira Flatow and guests discuss the trend, and how Americans can trim fat.

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