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"This is an outrage. The counsel would step in if it attacked a Tourian colony."
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"Let's order off the menu."
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A preview of President Obama's State of the Union address! A look at his first year in office -- the hits and misses
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"One year ago, I took office amid two wars, an economy rocked by severe recession, a financial system on the verge of collapse, and a government deeply in debt. Experts from across the political spectrum warned that if we did not act, we might face a second depression. So we acted — immediately and aggressively. And...
"Our union is strong. We do not give up. We do not quit. We do not allow fear or division to break our spirit. In this new decade, it's time the American people get a government that matches their decency; that embodies their strength."
"As we have for over sixty years, America takes these actions because our destiny is connected to those beyond our shores. But we also do it because it is right. That is why, as we meet here tonight, over 10,000 Americans are working with many nations to help the people of Haiti recover and rebuild. That is why we s...
"In the end, it is our ideals, our values, that built America — values that allowed us to forge a nation made up of immigrants from every corner of the globe; values that drive our citizens still. Every day, Americans meet their responsibilities to their families and their employers. Time and again, they lend a hand...
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"Republicans in Congress have offered legislation to reform health care, without shifting Medicaid costs to the states, without cutting Medicare, and without raising your taxes."
"The amount of debt is on pace to double in five years and triple in ten. The federal debt is now over $100,000 per household. This is simply unsustainable."
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"Our families are freaking out in their living rooms. My dad and my little brother are losing their minds in the living room right now."
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"At this time last year, amidst headlines about banks on the verge of collapse and job losses of 700,000 a month, we received another troubling piece of news about our economy. Our economy was shrinking at an alarming rate – the largest six-month decline in 50 years. Our factories and farms were producing less; ou...
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"Oh my God there’s Mario, hey!"
"And overalls, so hot. So sexy."
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"Get your fucking ugly ass out of our faces."
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Midget: "I'm so sorry to hear about your dad." Aaron: "Were you guys friends?" Midget: "Something like that." Ryan: "You're telling me our father was on the down low?" Aaron: "Way down. Now the guy wants $30,000 or he's gonna start showing pictures of them doing stuff." Ryan: "No, I don't believe that...daddy!"
"Oh my God."
"I don't care what the calendar says. Opening day, that's the first day of Spring."
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What would you pick One million chicks Or a single three-piece suit? Its moot.
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We're pretty optimistic about the future of early stage investing
"I declare him from this day forth, to be an outlaw!"
"Oh!"
Morley Clarkson: "Checking in for two…I mean one and a dog." Receptionist: "Aw, great. Happy Valentine's Day." Morley: "You too."
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"New terms used like “overseas contingency operation” instead of the word “war.” That reflects a worldview that is out of touch with the enemy that we face. We can’t spin our way out of this threat. It’s one thing to call a pay raise a job created or saved. It’s quite another to call the devastation that a homicide ...
"The only place that the Left hasn’t placed the blame is on their agenda. So, some advice for our friends on that side of the aisle: That’s where you got to look because that’s what got you into this mess -- the Obama-Pelosi-Reid agenda. It’s going to leave us less secure, more in debt, and more under the thumb of b...
"Opponents of this message, they're seeking to marginalize this movement. They want to paint us as ideologically extreme and the counterpoint to liberal intolerance and outrageous conspiracy theorists aimed at our own government and unethical shameless tactics like considering a candidate's children fair game."
Sarah Silverman: "I’m fucking Matt Damon." Matt Damon: "On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar."
"On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar."
Jimmy: "Who's there?" Dave: "Orange." Paul: "Orange who damnit?" Dave: "Orange you pissed your wife is taking it in the ass from another guy right now."
"And our fucking won’t be stopped no matter how hard they try."
"I mean they're out of their minds right now. They're celebrating not only for the US but for me and everything we've been through and gosh what a tough spot to put me in to be the guy to beat and try to deliver and I'm just glad I did."
Obviously, I lost track of what I was taught
Our work is more important than ever
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as you made your way down the aisle to me wearing the most beautiful smile I've ever seen for one brief moment I am carried back in time to a moonlit desert scene -when I first held your hand in mine And even then, somehow I knew there could be no one else but you -in your eyes I found everything I need......
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Jack is here cuz he has to do something. He can't be told what that is, he has to find it himself. Sometimes you can just hop in the back of someone's cab and tell them what they're supposed to do. Other times you've have to let them look out at the ocean for a while.
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"We're on the verge of bankruptcy."
"This is a feat that's never been done before. Our set today is made out of 100% pure Godiva chocolate. Godiva! Godiva! Godiva! Everything is edible. They're telling me the wall are edible. Is my name edible? That's not chocolate right? That's not chocolate? The Oprah is not edible, that's good. That's the only thin...
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"One shall stand."
"One shall fall."
"Cybertron, our home."
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The White House is scrambling to do damage control after the President was caught lip-syncing a speech at the University of Michigan yesterday. Lets look at the footage…it was too bad because it happen right before the part about how the power for change rests in every American. That's always my favorite part. Its l...
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One of my favorites of the year, and that's The Hurt Locker. Brian Geragthy. Brian don't even think about stealing that, that's premature. I'm wondering what it feels like. That's my chocolate Oscar. Oh, got it. Sergeant JT Sandbourn and a beautiful film by Kathryn Bigelow, The Hurt Locker. It seems like this movie ...
Great stories on the Oscars Red Carpet, one of them standing right next to us. A family affair, Sarah Siegel and Gary Magness, producers of Best Picture nominee, Precious, along with their two beautiful daughters. I'll let you do the introducing.. Cameron Magness, Chelsea Magness. You're gonna be the coolest kid in ...
It is raining here at The Academy Awards. The skies have opened up. Speaking of Mariah Carey, speaking of Precious -- Here with another star from the Best Picture nominee, Paula Patton and her husband Robin Thicke joins us here live on TV Network. First of all, we gotta talk about the baby bump, about 7 months in? A...
Tonight, already we have some fashion divas walking by. Yes. Our first guest, Anika Noni Rose. Anika Noni Rose where are you? She's actually taking the picture because she's looking so fierce. Hello! Nominated for Best Animated Feature of course Princess and the Frog. Yes, it's a very exciting night. Very exciting. ...
One of my favorites of the year, and that's The Hurt Locker. Brian Geragthy. Brian don't even think about stealing that, that's premature. I'm wondering what it feels like. That's my chocolate Oscar. Oh, got it. Sergeant JT Sandbourn and a beautiful film by Kathryn Bigelow, The Hurt Locker. It seems like this movie ...
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Wesley: Like when they said older women have bread back. Liz: What's bread back? Wesley: The loaf of back fat between a woman's bra and her giant underwear. Liz: No that's not a thing, people don't say that. Wesley: Not to you no.
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"Of course, other nations recognize this, and are looking to gain an edge in the global marketplace by investing in better schools, supporting teachers, and committing to clear standards that will produce graduates with more skills. Our competitors understand that the nation that out-educates us today will out-comp...
"And on Monday, my administration will send to Congress our blueprint for an updated Elementary and Secondary Education Act to overhaul No Child Left Behind. What this plan recognizes is that while the federal government can play a leading role in encouraging the reforms and high standards we need, the impetus for ...
So you like Miley Cyrus? I know she's horrible. She sucks honey. Stupid music. Now lets put some real music.
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Madam Speaker, Vice President Biden, members of Congress, and the American people: When I spoke here last winter, this nation was facing the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression. We were losing an average of 700,000 jobs per month. Credit was frozen. And our financial system was on the verge of collap...
"Uncertainty is the only certainty there is, and knowing how to live with insecurity is the only security." -John Allen Paulos
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I'm tired of playing on the team It seems I don't get time out anymore What a change if we set the pace face to face No one even trying to score Oh oh I can feel the magic of your touch And when you move in close a little bit means so much Ooh yeah, you've got to understand baby Time out is what I'm here for One on...
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Ian Eagle: "Bucket doesn't go down for Dixon. Poked out of there and Benson gets it ahead. Numbers if they hurry on the rush. Eackles driving! OH IT GOES BUT IT'S GOING THE OTHER WAY!"
Ian Eagle: "Drive high off the window and thrown down by Benson."
Ian Eagle: "Eackles lets it fly. Pittsburgh takes care of business. The number 3 seed in the West -- The Panthers all over Oakland 89 to 66.
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February 4, 2010, Washington, DC: Richard Baraniuk and I were proponents of the resolution "US Copyright Law excessively restrains the development of Intellectual Property" in an Oxford-style debate in front of the Association of American Publishers. This is my opening in the debate. The debate began with a poll. 53...
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