Oh, get some chow in you before we go to the office. My dollar.
Niko: Hello, Dorian. Thanks for dropping by. Dorian: Yeah, well, next time why don't you call, all right? Leave the delivery boys at home. What the... Niko: The cops, uh...tried to shut the club down this morning. They say you've been using the place to run your own small-time scams. I hear things like that, I st...
Ok, your dick lines up straight like that, right? To the right of it and to the left of it are pockets, right? In those pockets are money. Look in either one of 'em, pay the bill.
Mikey: I wonder if she'll notice. Chunk: That's what I said. Mikey: Of course she'll notice. She notices everything.
One-Eyed Willy. One-Eyed Willy! The most famous pirate in his time.
Oh, God, am I Depressed.
Alonzo: Our new guy, Hoyt, he's in second, drops Roger with some fine shotgun work. Who shot Roger? Mark: New guy... came in spraying. Paul? Paul: Boot shot him. Alonzo: What did you guys see? Tim: Hoyt blasted him.
Mikey: Ok, then. This is the little boy's room, and that's the little girl's room. Let's go. Brand, where you going? Brand: This is the men's room. Mikey: Where are you guys going? Data: To the men's room, Mikey. Mouth: Yeah. I'm going to the men's room.
Stef: Ok, you kissed. Now tell. Andy: There's something weird. Stef: What? What is it? Andy: Does brand wear braces? Why are you laughing? Stef, it was beautiful. Stef: Next time you kiss him, do it with your eyes open. It's a whole different experience.
All right, everybody, come on. Out on the dance floor. Oh ho ho. Look at the happy couple.
Oh, you're such a sweet boy, letting an old woman pay you with meatballs.
Alonzo: All right, listen. It's not what you know, it's what you can prove. Ok, here's the scenario. Mark and Paul, you kicked the door. Jeff's the first one through. Roger opens fire... hits Jeff twice, right? Jeff: Fuck. Alonzo: What's the matter, one go through? Jeff: Shit! Tim: Yeah, man. You shot him. ...
Aww, you motherfuckers. Okay. Alright. I'm putting cases on all you bitches. Huh. You think you can do this shit... Jake. You think you can do this to me? You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you. SHU program, nigga. 23 hour lockdown. I'm the man up in this piece. You'...
Oh where, Oh where has my little Jake gone? Oh where, oh where can he be?
Alonzo Harris: All right, burn it, barbecue it, fish-fry it, I don't give a fuck, but it'll make the boys feel better... Jake Hoyt: Fuck their feelings. Alonzo Harris: You're not makin' them feel like you're part of the team. Jake Hoyt: Team? You guys are fuckin' insane.
You know there's going to be over a hundred drunk girls at this wedding tonight.
Oh, you're federally fucked now.
Robbie: One thing's for sure... Fat Man: Love stinks? Robbie: Love stinks. Yeah, yeah. Fat Man: Love stinks! Robbie: Love stinks. Yeah, yeah. Sideburn Lady: Love stinks? Robbie: Love stinks. Yeah, yeah. Table 9: Love stinks! Robbie: Love stinks.
Glenn's Friend: Robbie Hart. Oh, man, I heard what happened to you at your wedding. That was so cold. You must have felt like shit. Robbie: No. It felt really good. Thanks for bringing it up, man. You know, my parents died when I was 10. Would you like to talk about that?
Oh, somebody kill me, please. Somebody kill me, please. I'm on my knees pretty, pretty please, kill me. I want to die. Put a bullet in my head.
Oh, my God, Robbie is so amazingly cute.
Robbie: You know what sucks, though? Once you get married, the party's over, right? I mean... Glenn: I work in the city, man. And I work long hours.
Robbie: Oh, my god. The mile-high guy is Glenn. They're on this plane. All: No way! Robbie: You guys got to help me. Billy Idol: Right! All: Yeah!
Azeem: Our way lies together with the speed of Allah. Robin: What? Azeem: You have saved my life, Christian. I will stay with you until I have saved yours. That is my vow.
Oh, thank you, Lord. I'm home. I'm home!
Come, Azeem. Our fighting days are done. By nightfall, we'll celebrate with my father.
Off the top of my head, I'd say you're looking At a Boesky, a Jim Brown, a Miss Daisy, 2 Jethros, and a Leon Spinks, Not to mention the biggest Ella Fitzgerald ever.
Sarah: Ooh! Oh, I say! Bull: Cover your eyes.
Robin: Once someone has seen the way to our camp, that person cannot leave. There's too many lives at stake. Marion: That's why Sarah and I asked to be blindfolded. Robin: Oh.
Bugsy: Oh, I c-c-can't take ya home? Irene: What, in a wheelbarrow? Crew guys like you never have cars.
Copyright by Bobby Langston
Ok, bad news first. This place houses a security system that rivals most nuclear missile silos.
Ok, here's the problem. Now we're stealing 2 things. And when push comes to shove, If you can't have both, which are you gonna choose? And remember, tess does not split 11 ways.
Marion's Servant: Oh, pardon, milady, we couldn't hold 'im! Solder: Someone wants a word with you.
Over there! Look! On the hill!
Our bonding would allow these children to grow up as my allies. You understand... I cannot allow them to grow up as my enemies.
Robin: Our father? Will: We are brothers, Robin of Locksley. I am the son of the woman who replaced your dead mother for a time! It was your anger that drove them apart! Robin: It's a lie! Will: It's not a lie! You ruined my life!
Overwhelmed with happiness. Thank you for asking. Yes, all is well. I got all my money back, Robin Hood's probably dead and I'm gonna be king, all as predicted.
Robin: Our success depends on total concert. We may be only six men... Fanny: Seven. John: What are you doing, woman?
Iko Pesa, amd much more!
Allie: Oh, oh, jeez, what a line! You use that on all the girls? Noah: No. Allie: Right.
Sheriff: Oh, the turncoat. Did you succeed? Will: Well, I... I found his lair, but, uh... He was already dead.
Oh, make love to me.
Oh, men speak conveniently of love when it serves their purpose.
Okay, stop the band. Excuse me. I'd like everyone here to know that this young lady and I are getting married.
Oh, so now I'm a tramp? You are unbelievable. Unbelievable.
Okay, the way I see it, I got three choices. One, I can shoot him. Two, I can kick the crap out of him. Or three... I leave you.
Okay, should I be worried?
Ooh, is that flax? That's really good for you.
In the middle of Huntington, West Virginia, there is a river. Next to this river, there is a steel mill. And next to the steel mill, there is a school. In the middle of this school, there is a fountain. Each year, on the exact same day, at the exact same hour... the water to this fountain is turned off. And in this ...
There's only one thing people remember. And it ain't how we play the game! Winning......Is everything.
Mr. Boone: Annie, honey, come here. You don't have to come back to work right away. Take some time for yourself. The job will be waiting when you get back. Annie: One thing l don't need is more time for myself. I just want things to get back to normal.
One day, my daddy come and say, "you're gonna do what your mama wouldn't."
Coach Jack Lengyel: One-by-six, huh? Red: Yup. Coach Jack Lengyel: Same coverage, less boards.
Coach Jack Lengyel: Talk to me. Nate: Oh, coach. That was my team.
Coach Jack Lengyel: I left your ticket on the kitchen counter. I would appreciate it if you could make it to the game before halftime. Sandy Lengyel: One time. I missed kickoff one time and you'll never let me forget it.
Oh, my. What a dagger to the heart of this Marshall team.
Oh, look at who's here. It's miss Celie. Miss Celie, it sure is good to see you.
Squeak: Oh... Sofia: Uh!
Oh, bliss. Bliss and heaven. It was gorgeousness and gorgeosity made flesh.
On my first sight of the Africa coast, something struck in me, in my soul, Celie, like a large bell, and I just vibrated.
Ol' Sofia home now. Sofia home. Things gonna be changin' round here, too!
One of our early test subjects described it as being like death. A sense of stifling or drowning. And it is during this period, we have found the subject will make his most rewarding associations between his catastrophic experience, environment and the violence he sees.
Topher: Hey, Russ! Rusty! What's up, man? Let me ask you a question, man. Are you incorporated? Well, ok. If you're not, you should really think about it, 'cause I was talking to my manager last night. Rusty: Bernie. Topher: No, not Bernie. My business manager. Actually, you know what? They're both named Bernie. A...
Tess: Danny was walking through the restaurant and spotted me. Benedict: Is that right? Danny: Yeah. Benedict: Imagine the odds. "Of all the gin joints in all the world."
You see, ladies and gentlemen our subject is impelled towards the good... by paradoxically being impelled towards evil.
One moment of pain, perhaps... and then sleep. Forever and ever and ever.
Yeah, our boy billy's into the older ladies-- the cougs. That's smart. They get the job done fast, right? The dirty 30s, the whorey 40s, the surprisingly tender 50s.
Yeah, believe it. Our little virgin's all grown up.
It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real... when you viddy them on a screen.
Oh, God. What am I, in the morgue?
Only successful marriage I had was me and my work. I started making money when I was 16.
Opportunity? That is real twisted, even by your standards.
Edward: Orgy's not even being unfaithful. Carter: No. Edward: It's just, like, professional.
Edward: See that old woman? Odds are we're gonna be dead before her. Carter: Happy thought.
My pastor always says: "Our lives are streams flowing into the same river towards whatever heaven lies in the mist beyond the falls."
Okay, now I really have a wedgie.
Andrea: What is it? What happened? Tommy: We were just in the woods building a fort when Lenny freaked out. One minute he was okay, and then he just froze up. Right, guys?
Oh, please. You come with your own ransom note.
Oh, no. I'm not talking to you guys.
One step closer and I'll shove this up your ass.
Oh, Jackie! I'm so glad you're back. Let's celebrate. Tonight I'll let you peek at me while I'm in the shower.
Jack: Okay, Jenny, bye. Jennifer Lopez: You don't have to wait. Jack: Oh, no problem at all. Jennifer Lopez: I love you. Jack: I love you back. Jennifer Lopez: You're my best friend. Jack: Forever! Jennifer Lopez: Damn it, how long is this freakin' elevator gonna take? Oh, finally. Bye Angel! Jack: G...
Okay, I'm calling for help.
Oh, they have a cuban band that's the berries.
Fred: Our area of expertise is nut jobs in Halloween costumes. Shaggy: We're supposed to be heroes. So I'm going to do what I always do. I'm going to eat myself a Scooby snack, And I'm going to save my best pal.
Other people have told me that before, And it was meaningless.
Only one percent of the American population has ever set foot on a commercial airliner. Why? Because they're scared to death, Jack, and they should be.
All right, driver, once around the park, slowly. And keep your eyes on the road.
Oh, we're goin' down! I'm gonna try for the Wilshire Country Club. Ninth hole. You readin' me?
No heroes amongst thieves, eh?
Oh, a box of trash. You shouldn't have.
Oh, God! Oh, God! I hope that was a heart attack, 'cause I can't take more of this!
Oops. I gotta go. You-know-who just walked in. Bye.
Aha! Old man Wickles, caught red-handed in your foul monster-making scheme, with your ugly, evil henchmen.
Old pal? Jacobo? We hated each other. In the prison cafeteria, he used to steal my tater tots! And he got the lead in My Fair Lady.
Oh, oh, oh. That's the sculpture my dad got for my mom. It's made by some famous guy. So, it's really expensive.
Claire: Okay. I know this sounds really stupid. I mean, really stupid. But here's what I think you should do. Charmaine: What? Claire: Talk to my father.
Michael: Oh, and what do we have here? We got pizza. Three-day-old pizza... What's that? Cheese, pepperoni, and it looks like penicillin. Michael Jr: Don't throw it out. I still might eat it.
Ooh, danger adventure. Don't worry about me. I will not wait up.
Our destruction could have been avoided.
One needs to make creepy friends in order to survive.
Martha: Oh, Clark. Did you find what you were looking for? Clark: I thought, hoped... It might still be there. Martha: Your home? Clark: That place was a graveyard. I am all that's left. Martha: Clark... The universe is a big place. And you don't know who's out there. And even if you are the last... You're not ...
Jim: Okay. So, how was your day? Ruby: I know what George in my class likes to eat. Tuna. But not always. George has a small mouth. Do you like raisins? I don't like raisins. George's head is small. You have a big head, daddy.
Jim: Oh, this is a nice fabric, right here. Cheryl: Yeah, isn't it? I thought that would pick up the colors in the rug. Jim: You know, that's exactly what I was thinking.
Oh! A loaner car is not part of your deal! Oh! Wow, Dana, I'd really be chapped at the person that helped me make that crappy deal. Hello!
Jim: Where are the kids? Cheryl: Kyle's with Dana and the girls are having dinner at the O'Conners. Jim: Oh, nice people, Fred and Mary. Cheryl: Mike and Laura.
Cheryl: Oh, I'm just so attracted to you. Is that weird? Jim: You're only human, honey.
Okay, hey, but just remember, don't look directly at her, or you'll get sucked into her beauty vortex.
Oh, Mike, that's great! Mike's a guy's name. That's, that's great. Why don't you get Mike out here?
Sock: I mean, on one hand we got Sam's soul, and yeah that is important, right? But on the other hand you got the straw-to-matic. I mean, that's a straw that sucks on your lips, Benjamin. Sucks on your lips. It hurts my brain how amazing that idea is. - it's a once- in-a-lifetime idea. Ben: It's lightning in a bottle
Cheryl: "Huh?" Honey, I called you this morning. I asked you to get Halloween candy. Jim: Honey, one call puts it on the radar, two calls makes it sink in.
Okay. For the fairy princess, we have some meat loaf, and some three-bean salad for the rabbit. And for the mummy, spicy gazpacho! Okay. Happy Halloween.
Ooh! J-dog, kicking it old school!
Oh, no. Hell, no! Y'all went up and done it.
Oh, yeah. I was thinking about my chi, which I know is the vital life-force of the body.
Okay, girls! Let's go kick some... Gosh! Darn! Packer keester!
Oh, damn! Coupon drawer.
Harry: What does he give you ma? Does he give you pills? Sara: Of course he gives me pills. He's a doctor. Harry: What kind of pills? Sara: A purple one, a blue one, a...
Oh, my God. This is so embarrassing. I am such an idiot.
Jim: Oh, listen. This little conversation... Dana: Never happened. Jim: That's my girl.
Oh, wait a second, you guys aren't cannibals, are you? I did some missionary work in the Amazon. I gotta ask that. I'm sorry.
Oh, knock it off with that four-man rush! Your corners are man-up on the receivers. That is textbook, Shanahan!
Jim: Oh, yeah. Are you a football fan, Reverend? Reverend Pierson: Oh, yeah. I love football. I love all sorts of sports. Baseball, basketball, football, dodgeball.
Oh, black on black - sexy.
Okay, let's cut the crap, Jim.
Court Doctor: OK for work. Court Doctor: Can you hear me? Can you see me? Tyrone: Yes. Prison Guard: Say "sir"! God damn New York dope fiend niggers. Learn some manners! Court Doctor: Can you hear me? Can you see me? Tyrone: Yes, sir. Court Doctor: OK for work. Court Doctor: Can you hear me? Can you see...
On Camor, something has value if you can eat it or sell it. Everything else is luxury.
Jerry: Oh, you'd go out to dinner with spiderman? Dr. Caruthers: Yeah, well, if he'll buy me oysters. Jerry: I'll buy you pearls. Well, do you like dancing?
Lawrence: Oh, thanks, Dryden. This is going to be fun. Dryden: Lawrence, only two kinds of creature get fun in the desert... Bedouins and gods... and you're neither.
Old fool! Why turn from him to him? They are master and man.
Oh. Right. Let's perpetuate the white man's lie.
Our first meeting is backstage right after this turkey is over. Pun intended.
Al Crannis: Hello, Cheryl. Oh, you look younger every day. Now, what is your secret? Cheryl: Well... Jim: Good lovin'.
Oh, my God. The spices are in alphabetical order.
Jim: Okay, Ruby, bet's to you. Ruby: Four pretzels.
It used to bother me until I realized anyone calling me a pig is just one planted baggie away from seven to ten in Joliet.
Oh, she couldn't take her eyes off him. It's like I used to look at you before you started peeing with the door open.
Cheryl: Yeah. You know what would make it even better? Dana: What? Cheryl: If I could stop thinking about you making out with Chad Golditch. Dana: Cheryl, I was trying to help. Cheryl: How? By sticking your tongue down his throat? Dana: I'm sorry. Cheryl: Oh, my God. You stuck your tongue down his throat. Dana: Well...
Of all the bonehead ideas, Jim. How do I let myself in for things like this?
McCoy: Open your mouth. Prof. Crater: Why, I thought the machine was... McCoy: The machine is capable of almost anything, but I'll still put my trust in a healthy set of tonsils. Now, open your mouth.
Prof. Crater: One might think that you had more important duties than harassing people, captain. Jim: I have, professor. Believe me, I have.
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You do not own this country!
Oh, on the Starship Enterprise There's someone who's in Satan's guise, Whose devil's ears and devil's eyes could rip your heart from you! At first his look could hypnotize, And then his touch would barbarize. His alien love could victimize... And rip your heart from you! And that's why female astronauts oh very fema...
Cpl. Newkirk: Oh, come on, Louis, you know you'll miss us and the Krauts and the lice and the stinking food and the bloody awful weather. What about all that? Cpl. LeBeau: What about it? Cpl. Newkirk: Need a man to carry your chafing dish?
Okay, fine. You want a family meeting, you got a family meeting.
Ruby: I want a clown. Cheryl: Are you sure, honey? 'Cause once you get a clown you're stuck with him. Dana: Did I not say that at your bridal shower?
One time it took a guy a couple of hours to call me back. Does that count?
One more letter! You are so anal about your letters.
Cheryl: Oh, that's right, you're cleaning out the garage today. Jim: Yeah, I'm not gonna be doing that either.
Dana: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Cheryl: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, you must have spent a lot, didn't you? Was it more than $20?
Or that girl with the big knockers at the Buy & Bag.
Jim: Okay. It'll take about 15 minutes for it to kick in. Cheryl: Oh, honey. Jim: We got 15 minutes. Cheryl: I know. What do we do with the other 10?
Andy: Okay, time's up. Uncle Andy's turn. Gracie & Ruby: Sucker!
Oh...um... Four in all, sir.
Jim: Do you have any defense to offer? Mudd: Only heaven's own truth... which I've just given you.
One thing I'll say for you, Mudd. You're not a liar.
Okay. But there's no way you can ruin this one, because it's all about me.
Okay, that's a good fantasy. It shows a lot of imagination.
Jay: Oh, God, I missed you so much! Michael: I missed you, too, and there's so much to miss. Jay: What do you mean? Michael: You just fill up the room.
Andy: Oh, Dana! Now the floodgates are open. Cheryl: Oh, Andy! Look, she's so happy for you!
Okay. This is crazy. I have always wanted to be a traffic reporter.
Okay. In Chopper 7, this is Captain Dana, "The Sky Hottie."
Oh, he just named me. Harp Player Jim.
Oh, my God! Jim abandoned you while you were unconscious!
Oh, I'm not 100% sure, but I think I might be a little bit proud of you.
Cheryl: Oh, honey. Gracie: Mommy! Mommy! We're afraid of the brain beetles. Ruby: They're gonna crawl in our ears.
Cindy: Oh! Don't get up. Jim: I wasn't going to.
Oh, Mr. Lion. Someone doesn't want to hear bad news.
Okay, you're right. I hate her.
And believe you me, owning a hot tub store can get you pretty steamed.
Oh, baby. Look at us. We're living like the Rockefellers.