"If you have it, you don't need it. If you need it, you don't have it. You need it to get it. And you certainly need it to get more of it. But if you don't already have any of it to begin with it you can't get any of it to get started which means you really have no idea how to get it in the first place do you? The p...
"Oh she sure is."
"I don't even understand how this thing…oh wait, I see."
"Inspector Butters is on the case ma'am."
Announcer - "From San Francisco comes…" Singers - "Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco treat. Rice-a-Roni, the flavor can’t be beat. The flavor that is sure to please." Announcer - "Rice-a-Roni the delicious break from potatoes. Now in 6 fabulous flavors."
"Who walks the stairs without a care. It shoots so high in the sky. Bounce up and down just like a clown. Everyone knows its Slinky. The best present yet to give or get. The kids will all want to try. The hit of the day when you are ready to play. Everyone knows it's Slinky. It Slinky, it's Slinky. For fun, the be...
"Oh, I wish I were an Oscar-Mayer wiener; that is what I'd truly like to be. Cause if I were an Oscar-Mayer wiener, Everyone would be in love with me."
Dog Trainer: "A dog can only have one master. Which one of you has the most authority in your relationship." John: "Maybe I'll stand over there for the beginning." Dog Trainer: "I thought so."
Pete: "At halftime, could we watch some of the Indiana-Purdue game? Daniel Ruettiger: "There's only one team we watch in this house, right?"
"So my whole frustration comes in offensive rebound."
"Well you owe me a dinner but you're taking it real well."
Steve: "What's this doing again?" Man: "It's taking the dope urine out of your bladder and putting clean back in. Call it an oil change."
"Oh! Oh my goodness. That's why the rule is there!"
"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."
"We talked about our friendship, our bilateral relations."
"I I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah."
"Cause there's only one thing they judge us on, there's only one thing people remember and it ain't how we play the game. Winning is everything."
Coach Rick Tolley: "Can you scratch my back because that giant…is really starting to itch." Man: "Now you know you can't believe everything you hear on the radio." Coach Rick Tolley: "Oh yes I can."
"Well I can tell you this, if it's a miracle you're looking for, you should keep looking cause you're going to end up disappointed and I'm going to end up out of a job."
Tom: "They don't feel like it's the right thing to do right now is step out on that field." Nate: "It's the only thing to do, Tom. This is about our teammates man."
"What the hell is the matter with you. Bull shit! You think you're the only one who has a right to be pissed off? You think you're the only one who has had it rough?"
"Jones is trying to pick up the block and it's right there…ouch. And he is still down."
"You know what happens when you come see me those bumps and bruises you feel, they only get worse."
"Operation Valkyrie is in effect."
"Puff maybe in the right hands I could be one of the greatest."
Workers: "[Everyone asking Nick questions]" Nick: "Overload! Overload! My processor can only hold one command at a time."
Alex: "Another victim of the blast." Horatio: "Or the cause of it."
Frank: "Last one to see her alive?" Horatio: "That's correct. And Frank, you better move quickly because right now, I'm your only suspect."
"Or maybe he got taken for a ride."
"Oh my…thank you."
One thing about the presidency is that you can only make decisions you know on the information at hand. You don’t get to have information after you made the decision, it’s not the way it works. And you stand by your decisions and you do your best to explain why you make the decisions you made.
What if I say something stupid, like order a tall coffee or talk about my Nintendo Wii.
"Instead of all this fighting I will select one single warrior form each side. The most powerful and representative warrior. The winner will decide the conflict and I will decide the fate of the losing side. I have spoken."
"Are you out of your minds? You call yourselves Deceptions! Allowing these filthy organic beings cohabitate your bodies."
"Are you out of your minds? You call yourselves Deceptions!"
"One shall stand. One shall fall."
Woman: "I came back with Diana to be with my people." Captain Lee: "Because you're one of the five. You're one of the five of five."
"Let's make sure this election is not the end of what we do to change America, but only the beginning."
"He would be the first to tell you that he didn’t do it alone — he had the people of this city and this state with him every step of the way. Now, Delaware, I’m asking Joe Biden to take one more ride to Washington."
"We are here to mark the beginning of our journey to Washington. This is fitting because it was here, in this city, that our American journey began."
"3 yards to go, 4 seconds one play."
"I mean, one half a step too late or too early and you don't quite make it. One half second too slow, too fast and you don't quite catch it."
"Our nation is at war, against a far-reaching network of violence and hatred."
"Our economy is badly weakened, a consequence of greed and irresponsibility on the part of some, but also our collective failure to make hard choices and prepare the nation for a new age."
"Our goods and services no less needed than they were last week or last month or last year."
"Our capacity remains undiminished."
"Our Founding Fathers, faced with perils that we can scarcely imagine, drafted a charter to assure the rule of law and the rights of man, a charter expanded by the blood of generations."
"They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please."
"We will not apologize for our way of life, nor will we waver in its defense, and for those who seek to advance their aims by inducing terror and slaughtering innocents, we say to you now that our spirit is stronger and cannot be broken."
"And so the Boston Red Sox as they did in 2004 celebrate a World Championship on the road. They did it in Saint Louis then, they do it in Denver, Colorado tonight."
Chris: "Did you think it was out, Jaime Carol." Jonathan: "No I didn't think it was out but I thought it was going to be off the wall or something like that."
"Our goalie has large pads in the cage. He's clearly distinguishable from the rest of our players. And again, he's the one goalie on the ice that doesn't dive when he gets brushed."
"The math doesn't work. There's 10 or 12 teams that think they have a legitimate shot. They all load up, they all spend money, they all trade draft picks. There's only one cup."
"Our challenges may be new. The instruments with which we meet them may be new."
"At a moment when the outcome of our revolution was most in doubt, the father of our nation ordered these words be read to the people: Let it be told to the future world...that in the depth of winter, when nothing but hope and virtue could survive...that the city and the country, alarmed at one common danger, came f...
"When we presume that our greatness and our prosperity is ours alone, forgive us."
"Our father who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come, thy will be done on Earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us, and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil, for thine is the kingdom and the ...
"Our faith does not shrink though pressed by the flood of mortal ills."
"May I obey all your commands with equal pleasure sire!"
"Yes that's it, it will be over soon..."
Troy: "Open it up." Conrad: "You only gave me one glove!" Troy: "Well I'm sorry, I only have one glove. But you have to open it up. That's how the chain of command works."
Champ Kind:"What in the hell is diversity?" Ron Burgundy:"Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era."
"You can open the mailman later."
Murtogg:"This dock is off-limits to civilians." Jack Sparrow:"I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately."
"If you were waiting for the opportune moment... that was it."
"Oh no thats the old Keeblers place! Let's just back away slowly!"
"Man.... we decided to leave this place just one day too late you know."
Susan:"So your a one girl guy..." Joe:"Yes I am."
Ella:"Look I think its only fair to warn you that I'm practiced in the ancient art of Origami." Thug:"Paper folding?" Ella:"Oh... I was hoping you wouldn't know what that was."
Bishop:"And do you Marian, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" Sheriff:"Yes of course she does!"
Cornwallis:"When this war is over here in the colonies. The new aristocracy will be land owners." Tavington:"Tell me about Ohio."
"Welcome to Oscar's crib. Sixty foot slime covered tongue, with canker sores, swimming cavities and plankton encrusted teeth for when I'm feeling a little old school!"
Princess: "What kind of knight are you?" Shrek: "One of a kind."
Chaucer:"There she is! The embodiment of love! Your Venus!" Will:"Oh and how I hate her..."
"Obviously you are telling the truth... for why would invent such a ricdulous story."
Harry:"He's flying away! Is that a bad thing?" Ira:"Only if you're a human being!"
"Of all the weapons in the vast soviet arsenal, nothing was more profitable than Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947, more commonly known as the AK-47, or Kalashnikov. It's the worlds most popular assault rifle. A weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple 9 pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood. It doesn...
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Gimli: "What's happening out there?!" Legolas: "Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?"
"The muck and pool is nice and cool, so juicy sweet! Our only wish, to catch a fish, so juicy sweet!"
"I'm Dr. Edgar Hallowack and this is the orientation film."
prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law.
Kate: "So we an go off the Island? That's it?" Ben: "That's it."
"We were in the water for over a day before the current took us in. By then there was only 8 of us left."
"Of course I will. Yes."
"Ya know, John one day I believe you're gonna wake up, and realize you no longer have a brother, and you no longer have any friends. And on that day I'm gonna be standing front and center just laughing my fucking head off. (laughs) John! (laughs) John!"
"OK God! Let me have it!"
"Oh my god!!!"
"Given the type of people you are and the environment you're in, you have to admit the strong probability that this may be the only chance you will have in your entire lives to have sex!"
"Oh behave. Mehehe yeaah!"
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."
"One man can change the world with a bullet in the right place."
"Oh, and some of those unsavory characters I was telling you about, they got pissed too, started pulling guns and knives and what have you started some shit?"
Desmond: "We're leaving." Penny: "Leaving to go where?" Desmond: "Oxford."
Sawyer: "Are you saying our camp is back on the beach again?" Dan: "Yea, it's possible." Sawyer: "Good I'm going back then."
"You all open up. It's the ghost of Christmas Future."
"I really gotta get you outta those clothes."
"Off the record, on the QT, and very hush-hush."
"I can smell an opportunity when it's right under my nose."
"Ok, ok, ok."
"It has offered to forfeited the game."
Bugs: "Ahem, you wanna play a little one-on-one, doll?" Lola Bunny: "Doll?" Bugs: "Ah-heh!" Lola: "On the court...Buuugs!" Bugs: "Sure!"
"Time not important. Only life important."
Bond: "Sounds a bit old fashioned, doesn't it? Pistols at dawn, that sort of thing." Scaramanga: "Indeed it is, Mr. Bond. But it still remains the only true test of gentlemen." Bond: "I doubt you qualify on that score. However, I accept."
Miracle Max: "All dead, well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing that you can do." Inigo: "What's that?" Miracle Max: "Go through his clothes and look for loose change."
"GET OUTTA MY CHAIR!!!"
"There can be only one!"
"There can be only one!"
"October 16, 1997."
"One moment please."
Dorn: "As general manager of this team, I demand to know when I'm getting a start!" Taylor: "There's an old timer game coming up soon."
"Hey Oliver Twist."
"A little louder Omar maybe then she'll understand you."
"Hey you know in some cultures they only eat vomit."
"Oh yes I do."
"Oh my god."
Sarah Colton: "Boy, you people sure stay up late." Severen: "We keep odd hours."
"Listen to me, Coppertop. We don't have time for twenty questions. Right now, there's only one rule. Our way, or the highway."
Neo: "Oh shit." Morpheus: "Yesss."
"OH GOD! OH GOD! OH-HO MY GOD!!"
"Oh behave…he he he…yeah."
Dr. Diane Turner: "Who is that?" Dr. Phillip Barbay: "The world's oldest living freshman, and the walking epitome of the decline of modern education."
Spartan: "All right, Austin, what do you say we just do It the old fashioned way?" Huxley: "Eeeeeeeuuuuuwwwww! Disgusting!"
"Looks like Chuck's slippin' her the old salami!"
Melanie: "C'mon Dad, you're a handsome eligible guy, you've got a nice house, a good pension, you've got a lot to offer her!" Grandpa: "Well, I've got something to offer her! Rowrrr-rowrrr!"
Dr. Jones: "Well I'm sorry about your head though, but I thought you were one of them." Indy: "Dad, they come in through the doors." Dr. Jones: "Ha. Good point."
Dr. Kosevich: "In Russia, I was Chief of Obstruction." Rebecca: "Obstruction?" Dr. Kosevich: "Abstraction?" Rebecca: "Abstraction?" Sam: "Obstetrics, I think you mean." Dr. Kosevich: "Yes, just one moment, is not obstruction, is obstetrics."
"Just one hit…then I gotta go."
Baby: "Oh my goodness." E-Trade Baby: "Dude!"
"I guess one commercial couldn't hurt."
"MacGruber! Making life saving inventions out of household materials. MacGruber! There's only one cola he will poor into his mouth hole. MacGruber! Pepsi is that cola! MacGruber!"
"On the right field it's amazing what you can grow. Things like self confidence, friendship and values that last a lifetime."
"Our story starts with my great grandfather. It's a story of strength, triumph and oats."
Baby 1: "Okay, where was I." Baby 2: "And on the fly again."
"You can settle for an ordinary life, I dare you to do better."
"I don't have a sword. I only got the holder. I didn't know that is what it was for."
"OOH la la, what do we got here."
Vinny Gambini: "You stick out like a sore thumb around here." Marisa Tomei as Mona Lisa Vito: "Me? What about you?" Vinny: "I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearin' cowboy boots." Lisa: "Oh yeah, you blend."
"Don't make me have to open a can of whoop ass on you, hear?"
"I tell you boys even I'm worried what's gonna happen once Ringo runs this outfit. God have mercy!"
"Bob I know one thing. I read today where the public schools in Pittsburgh will open up 2 hours late tomorrow so people can get some sleep."
Obama: For you, those aren't just statistics. Iverson: It's not about that at all. Obama: This is not a game. Iverson: It ain't about that. I mean. We're talking about practice man. I mean how silly is that. Obama: This is not a contest for who's in power and who's up and who's down. Iverson: What are we talki...
O: I mean uh listen we're talking about taxes. Not a game. Not a game. We're talking about taxes. I: Not the game I go out there and die for. And play every game like it's my game.
"My initial reaction was one of disbelief."
Good evening. Before I take your questions tonight, I'd like to speak briefly about the state of our economy and why I believe we need to put this recovery plan in motion as soon as possible. Companies that have sustained this community for years are shedding jobs at an alarming speed, and the people who've lost th...
Obama: Michael Fletcher from the Washington Post? Question: Yes, thank you, sir. What is your reaction to Alex Rodriguez's admission that he used steroids as a member of the Texas Rangers? Obama: You know, I think it's depressing news on top of what's been a flurry of depressing items when it comes to Major League...
Sheik Ilderim: "Laugh, believe me my friend, it is a great advantage to have many wives." Judah Ben-Hur: "Someday I hope to have one." Ilderim: "One wife! One God, that I can understand, but one wife, that is not civilized, it is not generous."
"Okay, but I get to be on top!"
"OH GOD! You are a hottie!"
"Okay, point source confirmed, whatever it is, it ain't local"
"Oh no, you did not shoot that green shit at me."
"Our mission is to monitor extraterrestrial activity on Earth."
"Ah, yeah. Okay, that's just about the most awful thing I've ever seen."
"In 1966 Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank Prison. All they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes, a bar of soap, and an old rock hammer damn near worn down to the nub. I remember thinking it would take a man 600 years to tunnel through the wall with it. Ol' Andy did it in less than twenty."
"So it is official the Obama administration is over."
"Off the fucking charts."
Oh my God. No no no!
"Oh the baby!"
"First they take Ugarte and then she walks in. Well, I guess that's the way it goes… One out and one in."
"I'm on the black list already. Their roll of honor."
"I'm not fighting for anything anymore, except myself. I'm the only cause I'm interested in."
"We're all just one trade away from humility Bud."
"The only thing that's moving are the Puerto Ricans and cockroaches."
"You once told me don't get emotional about stocks Gordon. Don't"
"I'm no the only one seeing this, right?"
"Holy shit, our first customers since our triumph return, act cool."
Dante: "Oh God, no." Randal: "Oh God, yes."
"Vivian Prestman, one of the bungalow bunnies. That's what we call the women who stay here all week long. The husbands only come up on the weekends."
"Damn that's nasty, the old country must have been fucked up."
"Next on the Violence Channel, an all-new Ow! My Balls!"
"Well, don't wanna sound like a dick or nothin', but, uh, it says on your chart that you're bleeped up. Uh, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I do is just like, like, you know... like, you know what I mean? Like-- (chuckles)"
"Open your prize, go open your prize."
Forrester: "Care to join us?" Massie: "No, I'm in a tow away." Forrester: "Of course you are."