Well it's entry level. To get a hold into the company. Couple of hits and they'll bump me up to a desk. It's pretty cool actually.

"Well, off the top of my head, I'd say you're looking at a Bowsky, a Jim Brown, a Miss Daisy, two jethrows, and a Leo Spinx, not to mention the biggest Ella Fitzgerald ever."

Rusty: "I wonder what Reuben will say." Reuben: "You're outta your God damn minds!"

Danny: "I only lied about being a thief. And I don't do that anymore." Tess: "Steal?" Danny: "Lie." Tess: "I'm with someone now who doesn't have to make that kind of distinction." Danny: "No, he's very clear on both."

Terry: "Is that right?" Danny: "Yeah. Imagine the odds." Terry: "Of all the gin joints in all the world."

Edward: "Did you speak to my secretary more than you spoke to me?" Susan: "She was one of my bridesmaids."

Edward: "You're on my fax." Vivian: "Well that's one I haven't been on before."

Vivian: "I forgot where I was." Edward: "Occupational hazard?" Vivian: "Yeah."

Sorry about that. You caught me with one foot off the merry-go-round tonight.

Well if you'll excuse me I'm going to go on an over night drunk.

This is the "observation bubble," which I thought up in a dream, actually.

Bill: "Do you have a vault? They want to know if there's vault." Steve: "There's no vault." Steve overvoice: "Our vault contains at least ten different currencies from all over the world at any given moment, and we are prepared for every kind of financial necessity."

Steve: "Actually, I'm surprised you didn't cross the line yourself." Jane: "What line?" Steve: "The line I drew on the deck just now. You weren't up there?" Jane: "No." Steve: "You're kidding? That was one of the most dramatic things that's ever happened on this boat."

"You're like Orson Welles."

"Mike Snider's id doesn't have one fucking name on it."

OBAMA: Good evening. Now, before I take questions from the correspondents, I want to give everyone who's watching tonight an update on the steps we're taking to move this economy from recession to recovery, and ultimately to prosperity. Now, it's important to remember that this crisis didn't happen overnight and i...

One last point. In order for us to get a handle on these costs, it's also important that we are honest in what these costs are. And that's why it was so important for us to acknowledge the true costs of the Iraq war and the Afghan war, because if -- if those costs are somehow off the books and we're not thinking abo...

"Dave, way to go on finally getting married. Now be a real man like me and marry 3 more. Forget water boarding that's torture. Anyway, congratulations to you and the little lady. Oh and death to America. Ad watch for a gift from Bloomingdales."

"Hi this is Paul McCartney on behalf of RADD. If you're drinking you can't drive my car or any car. And remember don't drink and drive. It's just not worth it. A public service message brought to you by the US Department of Transportation, RADD, the National Association of Broadcasters and the Ad Council."

Operator: 911 emergencies. Man: Hello is this the police department? Operator: Yes it is. Man: My name is... Operator: What can I do for you? Man: I was walking through the park and two males chasesd me. They ran from under the blankets and chased me. Operator: Did they hurt you? Man: Yes they did. Operator...

"Getting drunk on the reg, fucking good times on the reg, yachts on the reg, sex on the reg…basically all the shit most men fantasize about."

Obama: "And most importantly renewed confidence that a better day will come. With that let me take some questions." Billy: Mr. President, Billy Mays here for OxiClean. I have a question. Have you ever tried to get stains out with an ordinary cleaner?" Obama: "I'm not going to lie to you it is tough." Billy: "Try Oxi...

"The handler only had one arm."

"I will never refer to it as Operation Hide the Salami."

"Global warming is here. The effects may seem slight now. But in a few decades they can be massive. What can we do? We can join together. Because when many unite as one, we can achieve anything. Find out how we can still reduce green house gas pollution. Go to FightGlobalWarming.com. Brought to you by Environmental ...

"Global warming is here. The effects may seem slight now. But in a few decades they can be massive. Heat waves, floods and food shortages...what can we do? We can join together. Because when many unite as one, we can achieve anything. Together we're powerful. Find out how we can still reduce green house gas pollutio...

Joe: "Aren't you going to say anything?" Patricia Graynamore: "Well, I don't know what to say. You tell me you're dying. You tell me you're juping into a volcano. My mind is a blank." Joe: "Oh, I can understand that."

Angelica Graynamore: "So, what'd you do before you signed on with Daddy?" Joe: "I was an advertising librarian for a medical supply company." Angelica Graynamore: "Oh, I have no response to that."

"Ok, the last one to kill a bad guy buys the beer."

"Old man, you give those dogs another piece of my food, I'm gonna kick ya till yer dead."

John: "Have you noticed that you take the opposite position to whatever I say?" Maureen: "Of couse I do, we're married."

"Oh, this is a fun picnic. First yelow aliens and now giant spiders."

Doug: "One... Two... Three... Four?" Doug #4: "Twelve!"

Doug #3: "I don't think I can make it in today." Del: "Oh, why don't you just reach down my throat and pull out my liver?"

Detective at carwash: "Franklin Hatchett?" Franklin: "Oh, he's dead man. They burried him down at the country cemetary man."

"Oh shit."

"(Gunshot blows out his back window) Oh, great, Beuford's coming to kill us."

"Okay, folks, hold the applause and drop your drawers. I'm George Nelson, and I'm here to sack the city Itta Bena!"

Felicia: "Come on man you can't take up the whole fucking booth. This here's about business." Stu: "Look, this is not the only phone in New York." Felicia: "This aint no... It's the only one on eighth avenue that's working now." Stu: "Bullshit! Go in a resturant or something, but get lost." Felicia: "Motherfucker th...

"Honey, I'd like you to meet Del Griffith. He's got some amusing andecdotes for you. Oh, and here's a gun so you can blow your brains out. You'll thank me for it." I could tolerate any insurance seminar. For days I could sit there and listen to them go on and on with a big smile on my face. And they'd say "How can y...

"Of all the bars in all the ski towns in Alaska, why'd she have to come to this one?"

"You gotta understand. I had just had little Jo, and we were straped for cash, and then I found out I was pregnant again with you! Old R2D2 couldn't keep it in his pants back then. And now he can't even wipe his own ass!"

"Louis, Louis. Oh, oh, we gotta go. Ay, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi. Louis, Louis."

"Oh, this isn't fair!"

Pikey Kid (Joe Williams): "Who are you looking for?" Tommy: "Mr. O'Neil." Pikey Kid: "So you want me to go and get him?" Tommy: "That's a good lad." Gorgeous George: "Piss off." Tommy: "Are you going to go and get him for me?" Pikey Kid: "Yeah." Tommy: "What are you waiting for?" Pikey Kid: "The five quid you're goi...

Bomber: "Are you ready to die, friend?" Harry: "Fuck you." Bomber: "Oh... in two hundred years we've come from 'I regret that I have but one life to give for my country' to 'fuck you'?"" Harry: "Go ahead, drop the stick. Do it."

"What is he doing? Oh my god he IS insane."

Jack: "I have to warn you. I've heard relationships based on intense experiences never work." Annie: "OK... we'll have to base it on sex then."

"Oh boy."

"Once you are at 1000 feet your body will be pressurized for that depth. You could actually hold your breath and take a short dip because the pressure wouldn't bother you, although I wouldn't recommend it because the water is so cold you'd suffer hypothermia and you'd freeze to death in less than 2 minutes."

Bishop: "Fuck your rules, Nathan." Muir: "Okay, but tonight they saved your life."

"Oh, joy."

"Oh, no not Ibanez again, she's crazy."

"One day someone like me is gonna kill you and your whole fucking race."

Starsky: "Ooh! Look at these two hot chickens. Finkel wants some dinkle. Give it to me. Huh. Come on, Do it. Lay it on, right here. Do it. Do it." Hutch: "He means a kiss. We're doing little voices. Undercover." Holly: "All right." Starsky: "Come on, sweetie. Do it. Oh, that's a sweet little pucker."

"Once a bloodsucker, always a bloodsucker."

"Our balls are this close to the bandsaw."

"Oh, let's just call us the band you're about to hear."

Gary: "I really like you. There's no chance we can ever be together?" Lisa: "Only if you can promise me you'll never die." Gary: "You know I can't promise that." Lisa: "If you did that, I would make love to you right now." Gary: "I promise. I will never die."

"Oh, hello!"

"Oh fooey, I burned the darn muffins."

"Oh look at you, you're a sweet little pocket rocket. What fun."

"Opps, is real pen."

"One thing's got nothing to do with the other."

"Oh yes you are!"

Navin: "Aowoub..." Marie: "Once for no... Twice for yes."

"Oh, Mylanta."

Thomas: "Steve gave us all jobs. Isn't that wonderfully nice, Lynn?" Glen: "One could almost say Christ-like."

"Old tigers, sensing the end are at their most fierce."

"Ah, I miss you too, darling. Um, not too well, actually. Well, we've got some cancellations, that's all. We go to Memphis and there's no gig in Memphis. And we find out this promoter in the midwest, uh, has pulled out St Louis and Kansas City and, um, oh, Des Moines. Oh, I don't know, it's in Indiana or something."

"Oh, yeah....I'm a believer..."

"Officer, get her little country ass out of here."

"Oh no, we suck again!"

"Who's a big boy? Who's a big boy? Oh god, those things could raise the Titanic."

"Open fire!"

"Hey kid, get the fuck outta here!"

"Only bookie in New York that delivers FedEx."

"You're on my team. You understand that? I am not on yours."

Lester: "You doing ok back there?" Clay: "Well, I'm charged with murder." Lester: "Only one count, don't be such a fucking pussy all the time please."

"Fuck you! You owe me the car!"

"Ooby-Ooby-Doo, we got some work to do now."

Eleanore: "Hello?" Telephone Kid: "Hi, is Ophelia there?" Eleanore: "Ophelia who?" Telephone Kid: "Ophelia Hiney." Eleanore: "Oh, feel my hiney? You hoodlums better bring my wig back! I know it was you!"

"And now an item of special note. Barring any change in the weather, thesoftball game between the 133rd and 4th infantry divisions will resume as scheduled at the Ban Mi Thout Park, corner of Viet Ho and Hguen Van Theiuh streets here in Saigon. Please make a note of it. (Clears throat) Excuse me. Those men who lost ...

(The music from Galaga in the opening titles of the movie)

Alex: "Hey, Timmy, any chance I can crash on your couch tonight?" Timmy: "Why? So you can jerk off on my mom?" Alex: "Jeff's a fucking liar, Timmy."

"(Imitating robot) Please get on top of me."

"You ever seen the back of a 20 on weed. Oh there's some weird shit in there man. There's a dude sitting in the bushes. Does he have a gun? I don't know man. I don't know. What? Red team go. Red team go."

"Especially on weed man."

"Do you make an effort to be obnoxious or is it a gift?"

Jessica: "Mmm! That's really good. Um... how much do I owe you?" Yogurt Guy: "It's okay. It's on the house." Jessica (McAdams): "Really? Thanks." Yogurt Boss: "Who's gonna pay for that, asshole?"

Jessica (Schneider): "Gracias, but... I'm not sure I'm old enough, senor." Richie Spencer: "Yeah, right. What is the drinking age in Mexico... 40?"

"Personally, I give us.... one chance in three."

"I'd rather spend one minute holding you than the rest of my life knowing I never could."

"This is Seth from Videorama. The following DVDs are now overdue: Drunken Hussies 3, Backdoor Patrol 5, and Mona Lisa Smile. Thank you."

"Go at your own pace. That's what it's there for."

"Ouch town, population you, bro."

"Umm...okay."

Amber Cole: "You know, we work together very well. It's almost as like we have one brain that we share between us." Wally Fenton: "Um-hmm." Amber Cole: "It's like I'll have an idea, it will just be a teeny, tiny little spark and then it will get to Wally and he'll maek it a fire."

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, She walks into mine."

Lloyd: "It's our own special bus, Harry." Harry: "How do you know it's for us?" Lloyd: "Because cool kids always sit in the back of the bus, Harry. And here every row is the back. We're all cool. Come on!"

"(Scotty falls off his chair) Oww."

"On, on, vandersexxx!"

"This is one crazy Pope!"

"Oh, Mike... M...Mieke!"

Scotty: "Jenny, this is Europe. They have orange juice ads with lesbians and dildos." Commercial: "Hapi Djus." Scotty: "You gotta show them something they haven't seen before."

Holly: "Oh, that's Felicity. I love that show. Do you watch?" Nicky: "I haven't seen it, but I hear good things."

Ozzy Osbourne: "(Laughing.)" Nicky: "Ozzy?"

Sexy Nurse: "Oh, you're hot." Johnny Storm: "Why thank you, so are you."

"Of all the wonders I have seen, I've never looked upon anything as beautiful as you."

"The next time we meet, one of us will die."

"Get off my plane!"

Ray: "I had no idea her breasts were so ample." Barry: "Dude, she does these excersizes that pump them up." Julie James: "Guys, hi I'm on sexist overload as it is. Kill the commentary."

Barry: "How do you know this is even related? You did a lot of things last summer." Julie: "Yeah well, only one murder comes to mind." Barry: "You shut the hell up!"

"I say we find the fuck who's doing this and have a little one on one."

"(Sound FX -as she is opening her mail she worries that it may be from the killer)"

"One Rocco, more or less, isn't worth dying for."

"Oh, great Odin's raven!"

"Ohhhhh."

"It... It's a job only an elf can do. Our... Our nimble fingers, natural cheer and active minds are perfect for toy building. They... They tried using gnomes and trolls but the gnomes drank too much and the trolls weren't toilet trained."

"Old school!"

"Oh boy, here we go!"

"Oops! I did it again, baby. Yeah!"

Dr. Evil: "On the whole, I think Preparation H feels good." Scott Evil: (laughing) Dr. Evil: "What is it now?" Scott Evil: "No, nothing, you know what, I agree. Preparation H does feel good, on the hole." Dr. Evil: "Well, I'm glad were sprechin zee the same lingidy."

French Teacher: "Don't forget Mr. Powers, later your have a brief oral exam." Young Austin Powers: "Well, I hope it's mostly oral and not too brief, baby. You know, brief and oral exam..."

"I know guys on crack that make more sense than you."

"Scotty's on fire!"

Catherine: "You remember Ruby Sue?" Frances: "Oh yeah. Oh my gosh, her eyes aren't crossed anymore." Eddie: "That's something ain't it? She falls in a well, eyes go crossed. She gets kicked by a mule, they go back to normal. I don't know."

Clark: "Before we begin, since this is Aunt Bethany's 80th Christmas, I think she should lead us in the saying of grace." Ellen: "Great." Aunt Bethany: "What dear?" Nora: "Grace!" Aunt Bethany: "Grace? She passed away 30 years ago." Uncle Lewis: "They want you to say grace. The blessing!" Aunt Bethany: "I pledge all...

Albert: "What's up?" Hitch: "I'm not feeling it." Albert: "What do you mean? I came 90." Hitch: "I'm just not feeling like you want it. Look, I'm Allegra Cole, the woman of your dreams. The woman whose green eyes are limpid pools of desire. Now, show me the magic, Albert. Show me the magic... (Albert leans in and ki...

Alright, brain, you don't like me and I don't like you. But let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

CHARLES: "You turned people off with all this vote for Hillary and all this BS." LIMBAUGH: "That was Operation Chaos. That was to keep the chaos in the Democrat primaries."

Kenneth: Mr. Donaghy's office, this is Kenneth, how may I help you? It's Grave Windham from aviation. Jack: I'm not here. Kenneth: But you are here, I can see you. Jack: I don't want to talk to him. Kenneth: Aaaaah corporate intrigue.

"Oh shit it's Baby Farks McGeezaks."

"You know what you call a bunch of lawyers sitting around out of work doing nothing…Congress!"

"One dollar."

"You didn't actually like that orgasm set to the Gandhi soundtrack, did you?"

Robin: "Oh you're a sneak!" Frank: "Yeah."

Robin: "You slept with Angelica?" Frank: "Oh slept are you kidding?"

Tabatha: "Oh, my God." Melanie: "Yeah."

Oh Lord how about that!

Heck, how many times does your only daughter get married? Other than before…

Roy: "Anybody think they've got a brain with two ounces of brains in it?" Clint: "There's a rumor Earl does."

"Ok, wise ass. Show me, just go ahead."

"Oh God. Oh that hurt. Shit."

"Get you hands off her ass Roy."

"People are gonna drink, you know that, I know that we all know that and all I do is act on that. And all this talk of bootlegging, what is bootlegging? On the boat it's bootlegging, on Lakeshore Dr. it's hospitality."

"Of whether or not it's a harmless drink, it may very well be, it's against the law gentlemen and as we are going to enforce the law we must do first by example."

One down, seven million to go.

"A fellow linguist, oh capital."

"The old Sparks in the stands are better than the young Sparks on the field."

"We've always had bad chemistry, Felix. We mix like oil and frozen yogurt. But I'm glad to see you anyway."

"Yeah for a second I thought I saw Omar Sharif on a camel."

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Get me outta this car and all these boys.

Because here's the one and only… Mr. Johnny Cash!

"An obscure body, which has given you so much amusement recently."

"I wasn't always here in the mountains. Once, I had a wife. My great love. She was taken from me. Like you, I was forced to learn there are those without decency who must be fought without hesitation, without pity."

"Coming right up on his butt."

Rachel: "No one's gonna hurt you." Scarecrow: "Of course they are!"

"You are just an ordinary man in a cape. That's why you couldn't fight injustice, that's why you can't stop this train."

"You know Ming's law, Barin. Outside his own kingdom, the hunter becomes the hunted."

"Open fire! All weapons, now! Charge the lightning field."

Vultan: "That must be one hell of a planet you men come from." Flash: "Not too bad."

Winnie: "Sisters! Let me make one thing perfectly clear. The magic that brought us back only works tonight, on All Hallows Eve. When the sun comes up, we are dust." Mary: "Dust?" Winnie: "Toast!" Mary: "Toast?" Winnie: "Pudding!" Mary and Sarah: "Aaah!"

"Oops, I did it again baby, yeah!"

"You know, I always wanted a child. And now I think I'll have one. On toast!"

"On top of spaghetti all covered in aaaeeeesss."

"The coordinates to the cube's location on earth were imprinted on his glasses."

Ben: "Our baby is going to be French Canadian." Alison: "With a little hint of Spanish."

"You never get opening credit bush."