Pop 3

Plotter noise

Poker Chips

Pool Break

Price is Right Theme Song

Pirates of the Carribean Ride, Song

"Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot, Drink up me 'earties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me."

Peanut Butter Jelly Time, Short

"It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time. Where he at? Where he at? There he go. There he go. Peanut butter jelly. Peanut butter jelly."

Peanut Butter Jelly Time, Short

"Peanut butter jelly, peanout butter jelly with a baseball bat. Where he at? Where he at? There he go. There he go."

P. T. Barnum, First Recorded Commerical

"… wonderful invention of Edison's phonograph…"

Pardon French

"I coined the phrase; pardon my French"

Power off

"Power Off! Let's Go!"

Parkay commercial

"Parkay - butter..."

Pee Wee theme

"Pee Wee's Playhouse."


"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

Pull me back

"Every time I think I'm out, they pull me back in."

Perfect speciman

"A perfect specimen of evolutionary progress."

Pink Panter theme

"Pink Panther theme"

Pretend to be Jewish

"This isn't one of those holidays where you have to pretend to be Jewish."

Part of the relationship

"Guilty. I've done it from day 1. I mean that's part of the relationship I've had with Paula. Where, and I've looked upon it, by the way, in a kind of a fun way. It's never been done with any maliciousness."

Premature end

"So when a large rat fell in the terrain. It caused a premature end to the queen."

Profits are down

"You have to do something about this Spirit. Our profits are down 20%."

Pez Dispenser

"I cannot let any man touch me, talk to me, or see me, or I'll be shooting out kids like a pez dispenser."

Probing tongues

Coach: "Yeah, a beautiful school teacher." Diane: "And Sam is her favorite?" Coach: "Well, I can't say that, but Sam's the only one I ever saw her kiss." Diane: "They kissed?!?" Coach: "Yeah, I saw them smooching in the parking lot. I was putting up a notice here on the bulletin board." Diane: "With probing ton...

Pretzels are making me thirsty

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

Phone a friend

"You've got only one lifeline left, my friend. You can phone-a-friend with our friend's, AT&T, help. They will call anybody, anywhere in America to see if they can help you out."

President's shorts

"Aren't the President's shorts a little short?


Richie: "Whadda think the problem is?" Fonzie: "I don't know, I can't put my finger on it."

Prepare to pick up the tab.

"Lady you just toasted the best BLT joint in the tri-state area. Prepare to pick up the tab."


"I can't stand pain!"

Popeye's laugh.

Popeye's laugh.

Please Wilbur! I'm not wearing pagimas!

"Please Wilbur! I'm not wearing pagimas!"



Pika pika


Pika pika 2

"Pika! Pika, Pika!"

Perfect hair

"I just came in here to check my hair, Perfect as usual."

planner chant


Percy, the devil farts in my face once more.

"Oh yes, damn. Percy, the devil farts in my face once more."

Prepare to die!

"Prepare to die!"

Prison, Scully.

"Prison, Scully. Your cellmate's nickname is gonna be Large Marge. She's gonna read a lot of Gertrude Stein."

Prepare to be Astonished

"Prepare to be astonished."

Protective shells

"Having shed their protective shells they must grope around in the darkness. Careful not to wake their sleeping mates."

Post coital legs

"Their post coital legs stiff and buckling. The weary travelers go forth into the frosty, autumn air."

Perspective students

"A group of perspective students launches an assault from the east. I am so going here."

Please give me a million dollars

"Please give me a million dollars and a fridge with a padlock and, heh, oh, yeah, huge pectoral muscles."

Practical functions only

"I am programmed for practical functions only."


"You don't drop a piranha in the kiddie pool and then stick around to watch the bubbles."


"Are you pondering what I am pondering?"

People who do that should be arrested

"People who do that should be arrested."

Please let's go

"Yes please. Please let's go."

Payback time

"It's payback time."

Psychopath or European

"These days, when someone smokes in the movies, they're either a psychopath... or European."

Put your hands up

"Now everybody from the 313 put your mothafuckin hands up and follow me! Everybody from the 313 put your mothafuckin hands up!"

Pluck up the courage

Hermione: "Next time there’s a ball, pluck up the courage and ask me before somebody else does, and not as a last resort!" Ron: "Well... that-that-that... that’s just completely off the point... Harry!"

Plop Plop, Fizz Fizz

"Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is."

Playstation Jingle


Pepto Max, Monsters, Short

"When you get nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea. Get Pepto Max."

Pepto Max, Monsters, Full

"When you get nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea."

Pizza for a Buck

Announcer: "How does the president of Little Caesars think up his next great idea? What are his influences?" Chicken: "Buck buck." President: "That's it, pizza for a buck. Where do I come up with this stuff?" Announcer: "Pizza for a buck. Your pizza pizza bonus when you buy two pizzas with two toppings for $8.98." L...

Play Charlie's Angels

"You know what we can do with these lady cloths huh, why we an play Charlie's Angels."

Pee in it

"Yeah I don't think nothing is getting to my wiener through this thing. It's even got a reservoir in there so you can pee in it."

Pretty good

"Pretty good."


"Yeah I could use some god damn poontang myself right now."

Pizza, pizza!

"Pizza, pizza!"

Parkay. Butter.

Container - "Butter." Vic - "Parkay margarine." Container - "Butter." Vic - "No, right on the lid, it says 'Parkay margarine.'" Container - "Butter." Announcer - "Parkay margarine from Kraft, the flavor says butter."

Pepsi Beat It

"You're a whole new generation… Joy of Pepsi, generation… Tastes as good… and feel the Pepsi way."

Pillsbury Doughboy's Laugh

"Woo hoo."

Party Horn


Phone for dessert

"He ate an answering machine then went back and had the phone for dessert."

Pull over!

"Press the breaks! Pull over!"

Put your heart

"I wish God would put your heart in some of my players' bodies."

Pushes us around

"No one, and I mean no one, comes into our house and pushes us around."

Play football for Notre Dame

"After high school, I'm gonna play football at Notre Dame."

Playing football for Notre Dame

"I'm Rudy Ruettiger. I'm here to talk about playing football for Notre Dame."

Produce results

"Who cares what kind of job I did if it doesn't produce results it doesn’t mean anything."

Prove nothing to nobody

"Oh you are so full of crap. Your five foot nothing', a hundred and nothing' and you hung in with the best college football team in the land for two years, and you were also going to walk out of here with a degree from the University of Norte Dame in this life time you don't have to prove nothing to nobody except yo...

Problem with dreamers

"The problem with dreamers is, they usually aren't doers. Their achievements are grand up here but here where it counts, they fall short."

Pray for us

Coach: "Notre Dame our mother." Team: "Pray for us!"

Part of a tie

"I've never been a part of a tie. I never even knew that was in the rule book."

Playoffs in college football

"It is about time we had playoffs in college football."

Passing of Jason's mustache

"We are all gravely disappointed by the passing of Jason's mustache."

Popcorn muscles

"He's one of those guys that you know no matter how big he is still can be knocked on his butt. All those muscles are popcorn muscles. He's soft. In night clubs dancing with his shirt off like a girl. His nickname is peezy. I don't know what peezy is."

Pack of dogs

"That pack of dogs ran right on up there and stole the cup and a biscuit too and got out again."

Play with 10 people

"I would rather play with 10 people and just get penalized all the way."

Penis Power Public Access





Punic Wars

Alvin's Tutor: "Which two city-states fought in the Punic Wars?" Alvin Mack: "I dunno, Detroit and Buffalo?"

Poo-butt mother

"Hey 23, don't think I don't recognize you, you poo-butt motherfucker! Hey pay attention when I'm talking to you nigga!"

Pitch shut outs

Alvin Mack: "Hey Bud is it true, Joe's out four fuckin' games?" Bud-Lite Kaminski: "Yea." Alvin Mack: "Shit, defense is gonna have to pitch shut-outs now…"

Playing dorm ball

Joe: "Coach finds out you're nailin' his daughter, you'll be playin' dorm ball buddy." Bobby: I'll bail before that. Besides, this is what he gets for not startin' me."

Pork rind eating

"Yo I'm a much bigger prize maker than Scott Sherman. Will you look at him. Look, he ain't nothing but a big fat pork rind eating line man on the scout team."

Put the women and children to bed

"Let's put the women and children to bed and go lookin' for dinner!"

Place at the table

"Staring defense! Place at the table! Place at the table!"

Penalty flag

"Penalty flag off the play!"

Power of God

Hale: Carrying the nukes. Do you love having the power of God at your finger tips?" Deakins: "Not tonight buddy."

Poor people aren't killers

"First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill."

Plane leaves in an hour

"Plane leaves in an hour, be home by 8. Plenty of time for you all to do whatever the hell you all do on a Saturday night."

Power I formation

"Point is that tree wouldn't have been there if he had a fullback blocking for him. And that is why I'm a fan of the power I formation."

Push him to the limit

"Lets push them to the limit eh."

Play ball

Player: "Coach, you don't have any pads on." Jack: "Now you just play ball."

Power I goes in the trash

"What I have learned in the last two weeks is that it is not working. So as of right now the power I goes in the trash."

Promise her anything again

"Went to 20 homes, sat in 20 living rooms and I promised 20 mothers that I would look after their sons. That would have been the class of '73. There's not one of them left. So let me ask you Jack, how am I supposed to ever look a mother in the eye and promise her anything ever again."

Plane crash

"Incredibly there has been another plane crash in moderate rain and fog in West Virginia."

Play football

"Sooner or later you're going to have to play football big boy. Just snap the ball."

Pull you apart

"If they catch you they will pull you apart."

Perfect season

"The Utah Utes record a perfect season."

Perfect Utah Utes

"And it's the perfect Utah Utes."

Put the mic in my hand

"Put the mic in my hand. You understand I'm not a fool or a loser I'm a woman man."

Print monitor

Worker: "I hit my print monitor up here." Nick Burns: "You used the print monitor huh, yeah that didn't work did it. The print monitor, no." Worker: "No, it didn't." Nick Burns: "Yeah that's because the print monitor monitors the document you're printing. It doesn't tell what printer the direction is going to go to."


Woman: "It's been 10 years since a Florida ship got pirated." Horatio: "Till now."

Peace in the Middle East

“That’s a good question. It’s been a long time since they’ve had peace in the Middle East.”

Personal assistants

"And even Madonna has had to get rid of one of her personal assistants. (pause) Our thoughts go out to you Guy Ritchie."

Programa Sem Nome

Programa Sem Nome

Programa Sem Nome

Programa Sem Nome

Putting 'Mission Accomplished' on aircraft was a mistake

Mistakes I made and clearly putting a ‘Mission Accomplished’ on a aircraft carrier was a mistake. It sent the wrong message, we were trying to say something differently and nevertheless it conveyed a different message. Obviously some of my rhetoric has been a mistake.

Put on a big show

Mark: "We can put on a big show and lavish costumes and huge expensive sets. We'll charge like $150 a ticket." Phantom: "What? No! Guys that’s the thing that isn't working anymore."

Potter Puppet Pals in "The Mysterious Ticking Noise"

Practical jokes

"You've all seen how Orko's magical trick don't always go the way he planned. Sometimes they backfire on him. The same thing is true of practical jokes. Sometimes they don't go the way you planned and you and someone else can get hurt. So be sure to think twice playing a joke or trick on anybody. Might not go the wa...

Pay for that

"Meddler, you'll pay for that."

Protect us

"In today's story I went in search of my mother. I found her but I also found something else. That the man who had cared fro me since I was a baby, who loved me as he would his own daughter was just as much my father as any parent could be. So whether they are someone we are born too or whether they chose us to adop...

Pleased to be the first

Transformer: "I have summoned you here for a purpose." Megatron: "Nobody summons Megatron." Transformer: "Than it pleases me to be the first."

Period of consequences

"The first decade of this new century has been a period of consequence -- a time set apart. Tonight, with a thankful heart, I have asked for a final opportunity to share some thoughts on the journey we have traveled together and the future of our nation."

Privilege of a lifetime

"It has been the privilege of a lifetime to serve as your president. There have been good days and tough days."


When somebody says to me, "do you have a poncho?" I don't say "no", I say "not right now" because I do have a blanket and scissors. At any moment I am 4 minutes from a poncho. If you wait here, I will be back with a serape made out of a comforter in 4 minutes.

Places you only dreamed of

"Over the years they've taken you on amazing journeys to wrolds you've never imagined. And places you only dreamed of."

Please let me in

Boy scout: "Hi Mr. Fredricksen, please let me in." Carl: "No. Oh alright."

Pale white and ice cold

"You know what you are. Your skin is pale white and ice cold. You don't go out in the sun light."

Pittsburgh Polka

Pure Inesence - The Closest Thing To God.

Penthouse Suite (radio edit)

Previously on Battlestar Galactica.

"Previously on Battlestar Galactica."

Programmed you to be my friend

"Is that how it worked? They programmed you to be my friend. Emulate all the qualities I respect. Tell me jokes and I laugh at them."

Pay tribute

"We are here today not simply to pay tribute to those patriots who founded our nation in Philadelphia or defended it in Baltimore, but to take up the cause for which they gave so much. The trials we face are very different now, but they are severe in their own right."

Perfecting our union

"So, Baltimore, starting now, let's take up in our own lives the work of perfecting our union."

People of common hopes

"And yet, what you showed me time and again is that no matter who we are, no matter what we look like, no matter where we come from or what faith we practice, we are a people of common hopes and common dreams, who ask only for what was promised us as Americans - that we might make of our lives what we will and see o...

Put it all on the line

"And yet, they were willing to put all they were and all they had on the line - their lives, their fortunes, and their sacred honor - for a set of ideals that continue to light the world. That we are equal. That our rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness come not from our laws, but from our maker. And...


"And yet while our problems may be new, what is required to overcome them is not. What is required is the same perseverance and idealism that our founders displayed."

Pay tribute

"We are here today not simply to pay tribute to our first patriots but to take up the work that they began."

People who love this country

"This is what I believed, but you made this belief real. You proved once more that people who love this country can change it."

Play my way

"With the time I got left I'm going to play my way, get my dollars up. So when you go to waive me, trade me, injury/reserve me or whatever the fuck you all do. I'll be worth 10 times what I was worth before I got here."

Play like you're in the hood

"Shit you ain't say two words to me till…went down and then it was go out there and play like you're in the hood and you're throwing the ball and your momma is ringing the dinner bell."


Price is Right Fail

Proclaim an end

"On this day, we come to proclaim an end to the petty grievances and false promises, the recriminations and worn out dogmas, that for far too long have strangled our politics."

Packed up and traveled across

"For us, they packed up their few worldly possessions and traveled across oceans in search of a new life."

Pick ourselves up

"Starting today, we must pick ourselves up, dust ourselves off, and begin again the work of remaking America."

Prudent use

"Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint."

Patchwork heritage

"For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness."


Phenomenal team effort

"I mean this team did everything they could to stay in it. And we had to do everything we could to keep the lead. Just a phenomenal team effort overall."

Proud of our organization

"I'm so proud of our organization, I mean I don’t know how to say it because I know I'm supposed to find words but it's hard. This is a time when I just want to watch our players enjoy what they did. Cause they, what they accomplished, what our organization accomplished is so special."

Play with a sock

"You know I never really paid that much attention to it, you know what I'm saying. I'm just a player, I'm a player Greg. And I just play with whatever they put, we gonna play with a sock, we gonna play with a sock."

Punch me or headlock me

"Sedin is not English for punch me or headlock me in a scrum."

Pavel Bure

"This is the last day I'm gonna talk about Pavel so any questions, ask them now. Next time I'm gonna mention his name is when I tell you guys where he's going. I'm pleased to announce that Pavel Bure has been traded to the Florida Panthers."

People of poor nations

"To the people of poor nations, we pledge to work alongside you to make your farms flourish and let clean waters flow; to nourish starved bodies and feed hungry minds."

Price and promise of citizenship

"This is the price and the promise of citizenship."

Political strife

"In a world where political strife is too often settled with violence, we come here every four years to bestow the power of the presidency upon our democratically elected leader."

People of goodwill

"May all people of goodwill today join together to work for a more just, a more healthy and a more prosperous nation and a peaceful planet."


Guy: "I don't even have to ask... but I will. What do you think of this one?" Guy 2:"Does the term cruel and unusual punishment mean anything to you?!"

prayer 1

"Merciful Father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them... but at this moment, I beg only.... to live the next few minutes well."


"I promised I'd come back and help you. See I always keep my promises."


Catherine: "I'm not the one who designed the procedure. I mean I wish I could take credit for it but I can't. I was chosen to do a job. They picked me.... but if you think there is someone better, or someone who is more devoted to your son." Dr. Lee: "No one is doubting your ability Cathrine."


Alonzo: "May I read my paper?" Jake: "I'm sorry sir..." Alonzo: "Thank you..."


"You know what the gas chamber smells like? Pine oil... That's where your headed boy, to a pine oil heaven. I'm gonna get that gun then I'm gonna get that money. I don't believe you got it in you Jake. I'm gonna go get it right now."


"It's not what you know.... its what you can prove."


"That is not a ball point pen."


Gerard: "Well he's not going in there to pray." n Newman: "No sir."


Boss: "You know what your problem is?" Robbie: "I can think of a couple of women who would be happy to tell you."

Pretty big butt

Tad:"I know what that is! Oh oh Sandy Plankton saw one. He called it... uh... he said it was called a 'butt'." Pearl:"Wow...That's a pretty big butt."

Poor Chuckles

Bloat:"Uh oh... Darla." Nemo:"What's wrong with her?" Gurgle:"She wouldn't stop shaking the bag." Bubbles:"Poor Chuckles." Deb:"He was her present last year." Bloat:"Took a ride on the porcelain express." Peach:"She's a fish killer!"

Punch you

"If you bother us again, I'll personally punch you in the nose so hard it will look like other people's noses."


"Hello poppet."


Sparrow:"Parla... parsnipe... parsley... partner... partner..." Pirate:"Parley?" Sparrow:"That's the one! Parley!" Pirate:"Parley?! Damn to the depths whatever mutton head thought of parley!" Sparrow:"That would be the french."

Persecuted for their beliefs

Graham:"Who wrote this book?" Morgan:"Scientists who've been persecuted for their beliefs." Graham:"That means they're unemployed." Morgan:"If your gonna make fun of it then forget it." Bo:"This is serious."

pastor manning

Proper proportions

Val:"What the hells in those things Bert?" Bert:"A few household chemicals in the proper proportions."


Grandma Georgina:"You smell like peanuts. I love peanuts!" Wonka:"Oh thank you. You smell like... old people... and soap."

Put that nice man down

Slannen:"What is going on here?" Nish:"Well, can we at least take him to go?" Slannen:"Put the nice man down."

Pride's a weakness

Benjamin:"And perhaps that's his weakness." Gabriel:"Sir?" Benjamin:"Pride. Pride's a weakness." Jean:"Personally I would prefer stupidity." Benjamin:"Pride will do."

Paper cut

Agent: "We feel your pain Gonzo." Gonzo: "They feel my pain!" Rizzo: "I have a papercut that's a doozy, you feel my pain too?"

Perhaps we've been incorrectly labeled.

"Perhaps we've been incorrectly labeled."

People are always telling you that change is a good thing.

"People are always telling you that change is a good thing. But all they are really saying is that something that you didn't want to happen at all... has happened."

People do really stupid things in foreign countries.

Frank:"She fell in love with Generalissimo Franco?!" Kathleen:"Don't say that... really, we don't know that." Frank:"Who else could it have been?! It was probably around 1960!" Kathleen:"Do you want some popcorn?" Frank:"I can't believe this! I mean its not like he was something normal like a Socialist or an anarchi...

Patricia makes coffee nervous.

"I love Patricia. I love Patricia! Patricia is... Patricia is amazing.... Patricia makes coffee nervous."


Put her down safe and sound

Jack: "Are you okay? Where's the chopper? Where did it crash?" Man: "Crash? I put her down safe and sound right over there."

Primary objective

Jack: "What's this for?" Scientist: "Rescuing you and your people can't really say is our primary objective."

Put the phone down

Jack: "What are you doing John?" John: "Put the phone down."

Protect it

Jack: "Good bye John." John: "You're going to have to lie." Jack: "Excuse me?" John: "You, after you go, then you have to lie about everything. It's the only way to protect it." Jack: "It's an island John. No one needs to protect it."

Penis stretcher

Chris: "All my filth is in alphabetical order. This for example was under H, for toy." Mitch: "What is that?" Chris: "This, it's a penis stretcher. Wanna try it?" Mitch: "No!"

Plan B - Let's just kill each other.

"Oh Well, plan B - Let's just kill each other."

Personally, I think you're a fucking idiot.

"Personally, I think you're a fucking idiot."

Pick up the pace

"Excuse me, we're going to need the two of you to pick up the pace."


Dan: "That's pointless." Sawyer: "More pointless than staring at a hole in the ground."