"Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot, Drink up me 'earties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me."

"It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time. Where he at? Where he at? There he go. There he go. Peanut butter jelly. Peanut butter jelly."

"Peanut butter jelly, peanout butter jelly with a baseball bat. Where he at? Where he at? There he go. There he go."

"… wonderful invention of Edison's phonograph…"

"I coined the phrase; pardon my French"

"Power Off! Let's Go!"

"Parkay - butter..."

"Pee Wee's Playhouse."

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

"Every time I think I'm out, they pull me back in."

"A perfect specimen of evolutionary progress."

"Pink Panther theme"

"This isn't one of those holidays where you have to pretend to be Jewish."

"Guilty. I've done it from day 1. I mean that's part of the relationship I've had with Paula. Where, and I've looked upon it, by the way, in a kind of a fun way. It's never been done with any maliciousness."

"So when a large rat fell in the terrain. It caused a premature end to the queen."

"You have to do something about this Spirit. Our profits are down 20%."

"I cannot let any man touch me, talk to me, or see me, or I'll be shooting out kids like a pez dispenser."

Coach: "Yeah, a beautiful school teacher." Diane: "And Sam is her favorite?" Coach: "Well, I can't say that, but Sam's the only one I ever saw her kiss." Diane: "They kissed?!?" Coach: "Yeah, I saw them smooching in the parking lot. I was putting up a notice here on the bulletin board." Diane: "With probing ton...

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

"You've got only one lifeline left, my friend. You can phone-a-friend with our friend's, AT&T, help. They will call anybody, anywhere in America to see if they can help you out."

"Aren't the President's shorts a little short?

Richie: "Whadda think the problem is?" Fonzie: "I don't know, I can't put my finger on it."

"Lady you just toasted the best BLT joint in the tri-state area. Prepare to pick up the tab."

"I can't stand pain!"

Popeye's laugh.

"Please Wilbur! I'm not wearing pagimas!"

"Pikachu!"

"Pika-Pikachu!"

"Pika! Pika, Pika!"

"I just came in here to check my hair, Perfect as usual."

"Oh yes, damn. Percy, the devil farts in my face once more."

"Prepare to die!"

"Prison, Scully. Your cellmate's nickname is gonna be Large Marge. She's gonna read a lot of Gertrude Stein."

"Prepare to be astonished."

"Having shed their protective shells they must grope around in the darkness. Careful not to wake their sleeping mates."

"Their post coital legs stiff and buckling. The weary travelers go forth into the frosty, autumn air."

"A group of perspective students launches an assault from the east. I am so going here."

"Please give me a million dollars and a fridge with a padlock and, heh, oh, yeah, huge pectoral muscles."

"I am programmed for practical functions only."

"You don't drop a piranha in the kiddie pool and then stick around to watch the bubbles."

"Are you pondering what I am pondering?"

"People who do that should be arrested."

"Yes please. Please let's go."

"It's payback time."

"These days, when someone smokes in the movies, they're either a psychopath... or European."

"Now everybody from the 313 put your mothafuckin hands up and follow me! Everybody from the 313 put your mothafuckin hands up!"

Hermione: "Next time there’s a ball, pluck up the courage and ask me before somebody else does, and not as a last resort!" Ron: "Well... that-that-that... that’s just completely off the point... Harry!"

"Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is."

"Playstation."

"When you get nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea. Get Pepto Max."

"When you get nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea."

Announcer: "How does the president of Little Caesars think up his next great idea? What are his influences?" Chicken: "Buck buck." President: "That's it, pizza for a buck. Where do I come up with this stuff?" Announcer: "Pizza for a buck. Your pizza pizza bonus when you buy two pizzas with two toppings for $8.98." L...

"You know what we can do with these lady cloths huh, why we an play Charlie's Angels."

"Yeah I don't think nothing is getting to my wiener through this thing. It's even got a reservoir in there so you can pee in it."

"Pretty good."

"Yeah I could use some god damn poontang myself right now."

"Pizza, pizza!"

Container - "Butter." Vic - "Parkay margarine." Container - "Butter." Vic - "No, right on the lid, it says 'Parkay margarine.'" Container - "Butter." Announcer - "Parkay margarine from Kraft, the flavor says butter."

"You're a whole new generation… Joy of Pepsi, generation… Tastes as good… and feel the Pepsi way."

"Woo hoo."

"He ate an answering machine then went back and had the phone for dessert."

"Press the breaks! Pull over!"

"I wish God would put your heart in some of my players' bodies."

"No one, and I mean no one, comes into our house and pushes us around."

"After high school, I'm gonna play football at Notre Dame."

"I'm Rudy Ruettiger. I'm here to talk about playing football for Notre Dame."

"Who cares what kind of job I did if it doesn't produce results it doesn’t mean anything."

"Oh you are so full of crap. Your five foot nothing', a hundred and nothing' and you hung in with the best college football team in the land for two years, and you were also going to walk out of here with a degree from the University of Norte Dame in this life time you don't have to prove nothing to nobody except yo...

"The problem with dreamers is, they usually aren't doers. Their achievements are grand up here but here where it counts, they fall short."

Coach: "Notre Dame our mother." Team: "Pray for us!"

"I've never been a part of a tie. I never even knew that was in the rule book."

"It is about time we had playoffs in college football."

"We are all gravely disappointed by the passing of Jason's mustache."

"He's one of those guys that you know no matter how big he is still can be knocked on his butt. All those muscles are popcorn muscles. He's soft. In night clubs dancing with his shirt off like a girl. His nickname is peezy. I don't know what peezy is."

"That pack of dogs ran right on up there and stole the cup and a biscuit too and got out again."

"I would rather play with 10 people and just get penalized all the way."

Alvin's Tutor: "Which two city-states fought in the Punic Wars?" Alvin Mack: "I dunno, Detroit and Buffalo?"

"Hey 23, don't think I don't recognize you, you poo-butt motherfucker! Hey pay attention when I'm talking to you nigga!"

Alvin Mack: "Hey Bud is it true, Joe's out four fuckin' games?" Bud-Lite Kaminski: "Yea." Alvin Mack: "Shit, defense is gonna have to pitch shut-outs now…"

Joe: "Coach finds out you're nailin' his daughter, you'll be playin' dorm ball buddy." Bobby: I'll bail before that. Besides, this is what he gets for not startin' me."

"Yo I'm a much bigger prize maker than Scott Sherman. Will you look at him. Look, he ain't nothing but a big fat pork rind eating line man on the scout team."

"Let's put the women and children to bed and go lookin' for dinner!"

"Staring defense! Place at the table! Place at the table!"

"Penalty flag off the play!"

Hale: Carrying the nukes. Do you love having the power of God at your finger tips?" Deakins: "Not tonight buddy."

"First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill."

"Plane leaves in an hour, be home by 8. Plenty of time for you all to do whatever the hell you all do on a Saturday night."

"Point is that tree wouldn't have been there if he had a fullback blocking for him. And that is why I'm a fan of the power I formation."

"Lets push them to the limit eh."

Player: "Coach, you don't have any pads on." Jack: "Now you just play ball."

"What I have learned in the last two weeks is that it is not working. So as of right now the power I goes in the trash."

"Went to 20 homes, sat in 20 living rooms and I promised 20 mothers that I would look after their sons. That would have been the class of '73. There's not one of them left. So let me ask you Jack, how am I supposed to ever look a mother in the eye and promise her anything ever again."

"Incredibly there has been another plane crash in moderate rain and fog in West Virginia."

"Sooner or later you're going to have to play football big boy. Just snap the ball."

"If they catch you they will pull you apart."

"The Utah Utes record a perfect season."

"And it's the perfect Utah Utes."

"Put the mic in my hand. You understand I'm not a fool or a loser I'm a woman man."

Worker: "I hit my print monitor up here." Nick Burns: "You used the print monitor huh, yeah that didn't work did it. The print monitor, no." Worker: "No, it didn't." Nick Burns: "Yeah that's because the print monitor monitors the document you're printing. It doesn't tell what printer the direction is going to go to."

Woman: "It's been 10 years since a Florida ship got pirated." Horatio: "Till now."

“That’s a good question. It’s been a long time since they’ve had peace in the Middle East.”

"And even Madonna has had to get rid of one of her personal assistants. (pause) Our thoughts go out to you Guy Ritchie."

Mistakes I made and clearly putting a ‘Mission Accomplished’ on a aircraft carrier was a mistake. It sent the wrong message, we were trying to say something differently and nevertheless it conveyed a different message. Obviously some of my rhetoric has been a mistake.

Mark: "We can put on a big show and lavish costumes and huge expensive sets. We'll charge like $150 a ticket." Phantom: "What? No! Guys that’s the thing that isn't working anymore."

"You've all seen how Orko's magical trick don't always go the way he planned. Sometimes they backfire on him. The same thing is true of practical jokes. Sometimes they don't go the way you planned and you and someone else can get hurt. So be sure to think twice playing a joke or trick on anybody. Might not go the wa...

"Meddler, you'll pay for that."

"In today's story I went in search of my mother. I found her but I also found something else. That the man who had cared fro me since I was a baby, who loved me as he would his own daughter was just as much my father as any parent could be. So whether they are someone we are born too or whether they chose us to adop...

Transformer: "I have summoned you here for a purpose." Megatron: "Nobody summons Megatron." Transformer: "Than it pleases me to be the first."

"The first decade of this new century has been a period of consequence -- a time set apart. Tonight, with a thankful heart, I have asked for a final opportunity to share some thoughts on the journey we have traveled together and the future of our nation."

"It has been the privilege of a lifetime to serve as your president. There have been good days and tough days."

When somebody says to me, "do you have a poncho?" I don't say "no", I say "not right now" because I do have a blanket and scissors. At any moment I am 4 minutes from a poncho. If you wait here, I will be back with a serape made out of a comforter in 4 minutes.

"Over the years they've taken you on amazing journeys to wrolds you've never imagined. And places you only dreamed of."

Boy scout: "Hi Mr. Fredricksen, please let me in." Carl: "No. Oh alright."

"You know what you are. Your skin is pale white and ice cold. You don't go out in the sun light."

"Previously on Battlestar Galactica."

"Is that how it worked? They programmed you to be my friend. Emulate all the qualities I respect. Tell me jokes and I laugh at them."

"We are here today not simply to pay tribute to those patriots who founded our nation in Philadelphia or defended it in Baltimore, but to take up the cause for which they gave so much. The trials we face are very different now, but they are severe in their own right."

"So, Baltimore, starting now, let's take up in our own lives the work of perfecting our union."

"And yet, what you showed me time and again is that no matter who we are, no matter what we look like, no matter where we come from or what faith we practice, we are a people of common hopes and common dreams, who ask only for what was promised us as Americans - that we might make of our lives what we will and see o...

"And yet, they were willing to put all they were and all they had on the line - their lives, their fortunes, and their sacred honor - for a set of ideals that continue to light the world. That we are equal. That our rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness come not from our laws, but from our maker. And...

"And yet while our problems may be new, what is required to overcome them is not. What is required is the same perseverance and idealism that our founders displayed."

"We are here today not simply to pay tribute to our first patriots but to take up the work that they began."

"This is what I believed, but you made this belief real. You proved once more that people who love this country can change it."

"With the time I got left I'm going to play my way, get my dollars up. So when you go to waive me, trade me, injury/reserve me or whatever the fuck you all do. I'll be worth 10 times what I was worth before I got here."

"Shit you ain't say two words to me till…went down and then it was go out there and play like you're in the hood and you're throwing the ball and your momma is ringing the dinner bell."

"On this day, we come to proclaim an end to the petty grievances and false promises, the recriminations and worn out dogmas, that for far too long have strangled our politics."

"For us, they packed up their few worldly possessions and traveled across oceans in search of a new life."

"Starting today, we must pick ourselves up, dust ourselves off, and begin again the work of remaking America."

"Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint."

"For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness."

"I mean this team did everything they could to stay in it. And we had to do everything we could to keep the lead. Just a phenomenal team effort overall."

"I'm so proud of our organization, I mean I don’t know how to say it because I know I'm supposed to find words but it's hard. This is a time when I just want to watch our players enjoy what they did. Cause they, what they accomplished, what our organization accomplished is so special."

"You know I never really paid that much attention to it, you know what I'm saying. I'm just a player, I'm a player Greg. And I just play with whatever they put, we gonna play with a sock, we gonna play with a sock."

"Sedin is not English for punch me or headlock me in a scrum."

"This is the last day I'm gonna talk about Pavel so any questions, ask them now. Next time I'm gonna mention his name is when I tell you guys where he's going. I'm pleased to announce that Pavel Bure has been traded to the Florida Panthers."

"To the people of poor nations, we pledge to work alongside you to make your farms flourish and let clean waters flow; to nourish starved bodies and feed hungry minds."

"This is the price and the promise of citizenship."

"In a world where political strife is too often settled with violence, we come here every four years to bestow the power of the presidency upon our democratically elected leader."

"May all people of goodwill today join together to work for a more just, a more healthy and a more prosperous nation and a peaceful planet."

Guy: "I don't even have to ask... but I will. What do you think of this one?" Guy 2:"Does the term cruel and unusual punishment mean anything to you?!"

"Merciful Father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them... but at this moment, I beg only.... to live the next few minutes well."

"I promised I'd come back and help you. See I always keep my promises."

Catherine: "I'm not the one who designed the procedure. I mean I wish I could take credit for it but I can't. I was chosen to do a job. They picked me.... but if you think there is someone better, or someone who is more devoted to your son." Dr. Lee: "No one is doubting your ability Cathrine."

Alonzo: "May I read my paper?" Jake: "I'm sorry sir..." Alonzo: "Thank you..."

"You know what the gas chamber smells like? Pine oil... That's where your headed boy, to a pine oil heaven. I'm gonna get that gun then I'm gonna get that money. I don't believe you got it in you Jake. I'm gonna go get it right now."

"It's not what you know.... its what you can prove."

"That is not a ball point pen."

Gerard: "Well he's not going in there to pray." n Newman: "No sir."

Boss: "You know what your problem is?" Robbie: "I can think of a couple of women who would be happy to tell you."

Tad:"I know what that is! Oh oh Sandy Plankton saw one. He called it... uh... he said it was called a 'butt'." Pearl:"Wow...That's a pretty big butt."

Bloat:"Uh oh... Darla." Nemo:"What's wrong with her?" Gurgle:"She wouldn't stop shaking the bag." Bubbles:"Poor Chuckles." Deb:"He was her present last year." Bloat:"Took a ride on the porcelain express." Peach:"She's a fish killer!"

"If you bother us again, I'll personally punch you in the nose so hard it will look like other people's noses."

"Hello poppet."

Sparrow:"Parla... parsnipe... parsley... partner... partner..." Pirate:"Parley?" Sparrow:"That's the one! Parley!" Pirate:"Parley?! Damn to the depths whatever mutton head thought of parley!" Sparrow:"That would be the french."

Graham:"Who wrote this book?" Morgan:"Scientists who've been persecuted for their beliefs." Graham:"That means they're unemployed." Morgan:"If your gonna make fun of it then forget it." Bo:"This is serious."

Val:"What the hells in those things Bert?" Bert:"A few household chemicals in the proper proportions."

Grandma Georgina:"You smell like peanuts. I love peanuts!" Wonka:"Oh thank you. You smell like... old people... and soap."

Slannen:"What is going on here?" Nish:"Well, can we at least take him to go?" Slannen:"Put the nice man down."

Benjamin:"And perhaps that's his weakness." Gabriel:"Sir?" Benjamin:"Pride. Pride's a weakness." Jean:"Personally I would prefer stupidity." Benjamin:"Pride will do."

Agent: "We feel your pain Gonzo." Gonzo: "They feel my pain!" Rizzo: "I have a papercut that's a doozy, you feel my pain too?"

"Perhaps we've been incorrectly labeled."

"People are always telling you that change is a good thing. But all they are really saying is that something that you didn't want to happen at all... has happened."

Frank:"She fell in love with Generalissimo Franco?!" Kathleen:"Don't say that... really, we don't know that." Frank:"Who else could it have been?! It was probably around 1960!" Kathleen:"Do you want some popcorn?" Frank:"I can't believe this! I mean its not like he was something normal like a Socialist or an anarchi...

"I love Patricia. I love Patricia! Patricia is... Patricia is amazing.... Patricia makes coffee nervous."

Jack: "Are you okay? Where's the chopper? Where did it crash?" Man: "Crash? I put her down safe and sound right over there."

Jack: "What's this for?" Scientist: "Rescuing you and your people can't really say is our primary objective."

Jack: "What are you doing John?" John: "Put the phone down."

Jack: "Good bye John." John: "You're going to have to lie." Jack: "Excuse me?" John: "You, after you go, then you have to lie about everything. It's the only way to protect it." Jack: "It's an island John. No one needs to protect it."

Chris: "All my filth is in alphabetical order. This for example was under H, for toy." Mitch: "What is that?" Chris: "This, it's a penis stretcher. Wanna try it?" Mitch: "No!"

"Oh Well, plan B - Let's just kill each other."

"Personally, I think you're a fucking idiot."

"Excuse me, we're going to need the two of you to pick up the pace."

Dan: "That's pointless." Sawyer: "More pointless than staring at a hole in the ground."