"You're the one who has that power."

"Now back during the days when you were blind, deaf, and dumb, ignorant, politically immature, naturally you went along with that."

"In the South, they?re outright political wolves. In the North, they?re political foxes. A fox and a wolf are both canine, both belong to the dog family."

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"I am a very proud man."

"He's got a bigger surprise for me."

"It's closed punch to the bodies, open hand to the face."

"I'm gonna prove some people wrong."

"I don't disagree, people like Tito."

"Tito is welcome to come to the press conference, as long as he's not holding his own press conference."

"I think it was funny that like, the minute you started speaking out in the press conference, Dana felt the need to be a bully."

"And this is porn, everybody."

"We're still pioneers."

"Sometimes painful things like this happen."

"We do it all up front and in public."

"And I did pretty good."

"I think I could give a good lesson to my kids by talking about that match as one of my proud--my proudest moment."

"The Picassos--that's out of my league, you know, price-wise."

"Ahh, I said that when I got there, but I wanted to go to the party."

"I'm passionate about what I'm talking about."

"Can I prove it? Yes."

"He's brave when he's got planes."

"Pussy."

"He created the problem."

"Our gospel is Black Nationalism. And the gospel of Black Nationalism, as I told you, means you should control your own -- the politics of your community, the economy of your community, and all of the society in which you live should be under your control. And...once you...feel that this philosophy will solve your p...

"And if you're not ready to pay that price, don't use the word freedom in your vocabulary."

"You and I have taken a lot of positions against the powers that be and we've paid a heavy price."

"We have TV shows, product lines, and books."

"That's the price we pay."

"There's nothin' in these prompters."

"I want to thank you for not asking me about that thing that we pre-agreed you wouldn't ask me about."

"Yeah, that's Pacific time."

Pac Man Dies

"Then we got some people that don't eat pork. What the fuck is that shit about? You don't eat pork? Some people don't eat pork for religious reasons. Which I think is dumb. I ain't shitting on nobody's religion. But, I refuse to believe that on judgment day, my diet is going to come into question."

"I'm pretty courageous by nature."

"There's never been a better way that I can think of to make a living--to be a professional athlete."

"There must be an independent international peace keeping force in the separatist regions and we should ensure that humanitarian aide can be airlifted to Georgia's capital."

"Well I knew I was, you know warning, point penalty."

"We didn't give that to him. So that pushed him farther away."

"The ATP thinks that 'cause the prize money's up, that tennis is in good shape."

"Had I started as a kid using these type of racquets, I would've been able to deal with the power a lot--the power presented a problem for me."

"It was just interesting to me that hear we are trying to promote peace and harmony and we're witnessing a conflict take place."

"Ought to be picture of you in the dictionary under persistence, kid."

"You were advised not to come into the building. This is private property. If you come back in the building you will be arrested for trespassing. Do you understand that?"

"So she doesn't allow any of the personal attacks on her to keep her from the singular focus of helping her husband get elected."

"I can't tell you where he goes. I might run for political office someday."

"He went for my butt too. He bit me on my butt. Um, which wasn't great and it didn?t even make the movie. So I'm kind of pissed off about that."

John Edwards: "I would welcome participating in a paternity test." Jon Stewart: "...In Europe."

"Like the punk that you are."

"You're gonna have to prove it's over."

"And come November, I'm going to put him down."

"Um, I know we're, uh, we're well-protected."

"I know in this very difficult hour, their um, their thoughts and prayers are with um, with everyone who has been impacted by this."

"I'm passin' out!"

"I did. I did. No, it was, uh, I don't even--What it was, was uh, promissory notes."

"Women put up with this."

"Yeah! Piss out your ass right on to Kyle's mom's fat fucking Jew face. Oh goodness, excuse me. Jeesh, that was a bad one."

Fecal Scientist 2: "What was your primary diet for this poo Mr. Marsh." Randy: "Mostly P.F. Changs, General Zhao's Chicken, oh and a lot of Aunt Jemima's frozen sausage biscuits in the morning."

"Yeah! Piss out your ass right on to Kyle's mom's fat fucking Jew face. Oh goodness, excuse me. Jeesh, that was a bad one."

Fecal Scientist 2: "What was your primary diet for this poo Mr. Marsh." Randy: "Mostly P.F. Changs, General Zhao's Chicken, oh and a lot of Aunt Jemima's frozen sausage biscuits in the morning."

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"I came away with the idea that this is the most perfect place on the planet to drill."

"It's permanently frozen, in total darkness 3 months out of the year, under ice and snow 9 months out of the year."

"I was ready, I was prepared if that was to happen."

"At that time the suspect exited his pick up truck and produced a weapon and we believe did fire at officers who returned fire at the scene."

"I'm passin' out!"

"I did. I did. No, it was, uh, I don't even--What it was, was uh, promissory notes."

"Women put up with this."

"He's physically hurt them before. They have heard him hurting their mother in the other room."

"Still never would have been considered on the same level as far as this guy, cause he had something that everybody should try to get in sports--he had personality."

"As a matter of fact I called him, he called me once, and we talked on the phone about doing a match, and he said, 'Yeah, I'll do a match, but you gotta hire Dick Saddler.'"

"Someone that to offer these kinds of purses--five million dollars. We didn't even know that much money existed."

"No one's idea , but okay, I'm gonna do it. We're going to bring, bring some attention to Africa. I'll listen to the plight of all the people and how we gonna do that? And do some attention."

"All I wanted was to knock somebody out, take my money, and go home."

"Saw the most quick, left-right combination I'd ever seen in my life. Pa-Pow!"

"And I've never said that I thought that Mitt Romney's personal religion ought to have a thing to do with whether he should be elected whether president or vice president."

"The command of the constitution is plain."

"So I ask you to join me in working long hours - nights and weekends, if necessary - to pass this bill."

"These are the enemies: poverty, ignorance, disease."

"Now let none of us in any section look with prideful righteousness on the troubles in another section, or the problems of our neighbors. There's really no part of America where the promise of equality has been fully kept."

"And there have been many pressures upon your President and there will be others as the days come and go."

"But I pledge you tonight that we intend to fight this battle where it should be fought -- in the courts, and in the Congress, and in the hearts of men."

"We seek and pray for peace."

"We seek and pray for peace. We seek order. We seek unity. But we will not accept the peace of stifled rights, or the order imposed by fear, or the unity that stifles protest. For peace cannot be purchased at the cost of liberty."

"Peace cannot be purchased at the cost of liberty."

"All Americans must have the privileges of citizenship, regardless of race."

"And somehow you never forget what poverty and hatred can do when you see its scars on the hopeful face of a young child."

"In Washington John McCain helped pave the way for foreign owned DHL to take over an American shipping company. McCain's campaign manager was lead lobbyist for the deal."

"Let's check in with the People's Republic of Obamaca. Population: Hope."

"This century is all about pre-emptive strikes."

"Barack Obama, he'll put the middle class ahead of corporate interests to grow the economy. End tax breaks for companies that ship jobs overseas. Help businesses that create jobs here."

Stewart: "You know, little kids change their tastes so quickly." Stiller: "Right." Stewart: "And they don't understand production schedules." Stiller: "No, they don't." Stewart: "For me to get onto this show and then get there, it takes six months, and by that time, he thinks that show's gay now."

"What was happening while we were bringing it out they were paralleling us. It's like they didn't want to be seen. But they were crunching the leaves and we would see them."

"First of all, running away and flip-flopping from majority American positions is not a smart political strategy."

"Clinton only won because Perot was the third party candidate there."

"It's up to the American people basically to support our campaign and to see a positive view for America."

"I don't, um, pay attention to the scores. I just go for my best, and that's all that really matters to me."

"To be in this position going into trials just feels amazing."

"I can't wait to get home and, kinda perfect everything."

"The feeling is overwhelming. It feels so great to know that your hard work is working and paying off."

"If you were perfect, you'd have nothing to work on."

"And the president is right."

"To succeed we will have to surrender some small parts of our individual interests, to build a platform that we can all stand on, at once, and comfortably proudly singing out."

"We need a platform we can all agree to so that we can sing out the truth for the nation to hear, in chorus, its logic so clear and commanding that no slick Madison Avenue commercial, no amount of geniality, no martial music will be able to muffle the sound of the truth."

"I was going to say, and I perhaps dare not but I will."

"While we're proud of this diversity, we pay a price for it."

"Now the primaries are over."

"Now the President has asked the American people to judge him on whether or not he's fulfilled the promises he made four years ago."

"Think about it practically."

"We have pounded our chests and made bold speeches."

"We believe in a government strong enough to use words like 'love' and 'compassion' and smart enough to convert our noblest aspirations into practical realities."

"Peace is better than war, because life is better than death."

"We believe in privacy for people, openness by government. We believe in civil rights, and we believe in human rights."

"We can have a future that provides for all the young of the present, by marrying common sense and compassion."

"I learned about our kind of democracy from my father. And I learned about our obligation to each other from him and from my mother. They asked only for a chance to work and to make the world better for their children."

"They asked to be protected in those moments when they would not be able to protect themselves. This nation and this nation's government did that for them."

"And I ask you now, ladies and gentlemen, brothers and sisters, for the good of all of us, for the love of this great nation, for the family of America, for the love of God: Please, make this nation remember how futures are built."

"This is the richest and the most powerful country which ever occupied this globe. The might of past empires is little compared to ours."

Hey, I was just telling your bro here about ... the pain ... and he just sat there with his pud in his paw.

I'm gonna take a pillow case and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you.

"I've had, by no means the perfect 4 years."

"It also tells me that I have to get that 250,000 army up to a million and we've got to keep the pressure on congress to pass the Pickens Plan."

"I'll never forget that no matter where you are or no matter how difficult the circumstance is there will always be someone who will pick you up. Now you and your famiy have a blessed christmas and happy holidays."

"In short, both candidates in this election pledge to end this war and bring our troops home."

"John McCain said the other day, he said 'The reason that we have this energy crisis is for 30 years politicians in Washington haven't been doing anything.' And I thought well John McCain and I agree except he has been there for 25."

"The perfect finish for a close race and it definitely does not get any better than that."

"He knows what he has said in the past about the Israeli Palestinian issue. And the need for Palestinian rights and a two state solution."

"But it doesn't do much for the productivity of the political dialogue."

"On the need to protect consumers, especially in the inner city from the rapacious practices of lenders."

"His declared positions almost fit the definition of protective imitation. They are too close to Hillary Clinton's."

"The need to emphasize prevention of disease and trauma. The need to knockout 220 billion dollars of billing fraud and abuse, according to the government accountability office."

"The people have the power. If they only realized it, organized it, and focused it."

"I think that is part of the shift away from Clinton to Obama."

"I would hope the Democrats would look at our progressive agenda if I run, and say, lets take living wage away, lets take full Medicare away, lets crack down on corporate crime, fraud, and abuse. Let's get a new tax system."

"This idea of taking votes away is a very pernicious subversion of progressive agendas and progressive movements in the country."

"Common sense would be revolted if we engaged upon this process for petty reasons."

"Pettiness cannot be allowed to stand in the face of such overwhelming problems."

"We are not a perfect people."

"This is not a perfect party. We are not a perfect people. Yet, we are called to a perfect mission."

"Only leadership -- that intangible combination of gifts, the discipline, information, circumstance, courage, timing, will and divine inspiration -- can lead us out of the crisis in which we find ourselves. Leadership can mitigate the misery of our nation. Leadership can part the waters and lead our nation in the di...

"Leadership can mitigate the misery of our nation. Leadership can part the waters and lead our nation in the direction of the Promised Land."

"There is a proper season for everything."

"For leaders, the pain is often intense. But you must smile through your tears and keep moving with the faith that there is a brighter side somewhere."

"Our flag is red, white and blue, but our nation is a rainbow -- red, yellow, brown, black and white -- and we're all precious in God's sight."

"From the Atlantic to the Pacific, we have experienced pain but progress."

"From the Atlantic to the Pacific, we have experienced pain but progress, as we ended American apartheid laws. We got public accommodations. We secured voting rights. We obtained open housing, as young people got the right to vote."

"Our party can win, but we must provide hope which will inspire people to struggle and achieve; provide a plan that shows a way out of our dilemma and then lead the way."

"Peace is the way out."

"We have pounded our chests and made bold speeches."

"We believe in a government strong enough to use words like 'love' and 'compassion' and smart enough to convert our noblest aspirations into practical realities."

"Peace is better than war, because life is better than death."

"We believe in privacy for people, openness by government. We believe in civil rights, and we believe in human rights."

"We can have a future that provides for all the young of the present, by marrying common sense and compassion."

"I learned about our kind of democracy from my father. And I learned about our obligation to each other from him and from my mother. They asked only for a chance to work and to make the world better for their children."

"They asked to be protected in those moments when they would not be able to protect themselves. This nation and this nation's government did that for them."

"And I ask you now, ladies and gentlemen, brothers and sisters, for the good of all of us, for the love of this great nation, for the family of America, for the love of God: Please, make this nation remember how futures are built."

"And if it isn't accurate, they're a lot more paranoid than we thought."

"If you want to reach the young people in this country nationwide about what they are looking forward to: can't get affordable health insurance, can't get affordable housing, student loan rackets that are gouging them, jobs being outsourced to India and China. If you want to reach them you have to do it at a Presid...

"Especially if we can get on the presidential debates."

"Continually developing an ethic, that's our job, people around the country, where you don't throw things anywhere. You recycle them. You are very prudent. You take a cloth bag to the supermarket to use again and again and again."

"We have a perverse system, where waste increases sales."

"I have never suggested, and never will, that Senator McCain picks his positions on national security based on politics or personal ambition."

"Lets have a serious debate and lets debate our disagreements on the merits of policy, not on personal attacks."

"New drilling has got to be part of our energy solution, it won't solve this problem alone. Alternative energy will not solve this problem alone and conservation alone will not."

"Peace."

"Preach and dream!"

"Our faith, hope, and dreams will prevail."

"I have come to this way by the power of prayer."

"When I saw her she was very crisp and professionally dressed and beautiful."

"If we have to have a Pope of the super Christies I rather it be him."

"I read that the only industry that got a spike was online porn. Seriously, people got their stimulus checks and got to stimulating themselves rather quickly."

"Yeah, he picks his moments to pretend to look tough."

"It's a perfect place."

"The night of the premier is a little, um, little tense."

"This is absolutely true. So I stood there and I was totally panicked."

"You kinda, like, pick things out as they go by, you know, and you go, maybe I could do something with that."

"But, uh, other than that, it's pretty much me."

"Like Richard Pryor. I'd seen him do it. I'd seen Bill Cosby do it."

"That would be something that I would like to do someday, and I thought after the TV series, this would be a perfect time to try it."

"Prepared, yes, yes. It's just what you go through."

"And the audience--see the thing the audience never knows is that they are making the performance."

"I was able to have so much more power in the water than I ever have before."

"When you travel to a big meet, as the national team, you get there, if it is an international meet, you get there in plenty of time. So you are able to you know, adjust to the time standard or the food. Whatever it is."

"It's hard to think about, you know, imagine, but it's pretty cool."

"Feeling favorably about him as a public servant and what he has done in the past is one thing but embracing somebody who has been part of the Bush Economic Strategy and whose basic proposal for the economy is to focus on how the wealthy are doing."

"My mother passed away."

"I think all mothers would just soon you pull out now."

"You can be a professor."

"It's a musician. His name is Phil Wood."

"Because somebody's playin'."