"I played with the some of the greatest players in the game, Jim Rice, Don Mattingly, Dave Winfield, Tony Guinn, I called him "Dear Mr. Ek", Cal Ripken, Jr., Dave Henderson and my best friend and long friend Dave Stewart, and so many other players that I will never forget."
"You know me, I'm trying to play it Joe Cool."
"Oh defibrillating an old lady is fine, well that cop just prefibrillated her for the heart attack she might have in the future…say from being zapped with 50,000 volts. I think she should write him a thank you note once her hands stops spamming."