Prime Minister of Quebec

Avengers: "Prime Minister of Quebec, Mr. Richard Z. Sirois, have you met him recently? Did he come to one of your rallies?" Palin: "I haven't seen him at one of the rallies."


Pull it out tomorrow night

"President Bush remains hopeful that John McCain will pull it out tomorrow night and win the election and he thinks that republican candidates all across America have the right ideas when it comes to the economy and national security."

Private detective

"Turns out that she is a city council woman from Greenwood who also moonlights as a private detective."

Promise of more peaceful years

"All I can offer in compensation is my love and gratitude and the promise of more peaceful years ahead."

People who pressed on

"And tonight, I think about all that she's seen throughout her century in America -- the heartache and the hope; the struggle and the progress; the times we were told that we can't, and the people who pressed on with that American creed: Yes we can."

President Obama

"Senator Obama…soon to be president Obama…"

Put into words

"I'm still trying to put in words the feelings what I experienced last night. I did not cry last night but I woke up early this morning and watched the various news shows and the tears were streaming not as much as Jesse Jackson though last night."

Partisanship should take a back seat

"We have just finished a historic election. As you know I decided in that election that partisanship should take a back seat to doing what in this case I believed was best for our country."

Palin did nothing wrong

"Governor Palin did nothing wrong."

Preference is Shelter Dog

Our preference would be to get a shelter dog.

Put Aside Partisanship and Politics

I know we will succeed if we put aside partisanship and politics and work together as one nation.

Proud of the VP

I'm proud of the choice I made of Vice President, partly because we did it right.

Pray for mercy

"Pray for mercy from… boots!"

People who talk in metaphors ought to shampoo my crotch.

"People who talk in metaphors ought to shampoo my crotch."

Prepare to die.

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."


"My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, a master."


Austin: "That's Dr. Evil's cat." Vanessa: "How can you tell?" Austin: "I never forget a pussy... cat."

Pants on that kid

"Hey somebody get some pants on that kid!"


"All right, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you."


"You need a prostitute."

Pathetic loser

"Man, you are one pathetic loser!"

Pets heads falling off

"We got no food. We got no jobs. Our pet's HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!"

Pull over

State Trooper: "Pull over!" Harry: "No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing." Lloyd: "Yeah! Killer boots man!"

Paying attention

"Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her enough or something I don’t know I really wan't paying attention."

Put out the vibe

"I'm gonna hang out by the bar. Put out the vibe."

Pick me up at 7:45

Mary: "So you'll pick me up tonight at 7:45?" Harry: "Well no I got a few things to take care of first, but why don't we make it a quarter to 8?" Mary: "Stop it." Harry: "O.K. 7:45."

Price is wrong

"The price is wrong, bitch."

Play hockey

"I was put on this planet for one reason. To play hockey."

People don't say that about you.

"People say, you know, that I'm an idiot or something, because all I do is cut lawns for a living. People don't say that about you, as far as you know."

Private Joker why did you join my beloved Corps?

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Private Joker why did you join my beloved Corps?" Private Joker: "Sir, to kill sir!" Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "So you're a killer?" Private Joker: "Sir, yes sir!" Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Let me see your war face." Private Joker: "Sir?" Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "You got a war face? AHH...


Austin: "That's Dr. Evil's cat." Vanessa: "How can you tell?" Austin: "I never forget a pussy... cat."

Police Car Prank Call

Put The Show Together

"Jim Brooks and Allen Burns were the ones who actually put the show together."

Passion is good

"Passion is good, but don't let it be misplaced."

Providing no relief

"Providing no relief for a hundred million middle class families."

People with their own problems

"The people who are resentful of the way I live my life, those are people with their own problems."

Productive in a sense

"It was I guess productive in a sense and they picked out some really nice cloths to borrow for a while there but that was not anything that the Palin family would have chosen for ourselves."


We talkin' about practice, man. I mean, we talkin' about practice! Not a game... we talkin' about practice!

Post Electoral GYWO

*phone ringing* White business guy: Accounts payable. Black business guy=Accounts Recievable: Hey man, what's up? Accounts Payable: Hey, congratulations Accounts Recievable: Thank you Accounts Payable: ...Obama. Accounts Recievable: Ohyeah, Obama that's right. Accounts Payable: Hooray for your peopl...

Popularity is fleeting

"I think a president who tries to be popular is a president that could fail the country. I remind people popularity is fleeting, principles are forever."

Proud to be Commander in Chief

"I am proud to be the Commander in Chief of people that are so selfless and so courageous that they would volunteer to serve our country in a time of war."

Pass Stem Cell Research

"One of the things that I want the Senator to take care of right away is to pass the Stem Cell Research Enhancement Act that the President vetoed a couple years ago. So we expect that to be one of the first orders of business."

Poured in life in it

"America’s 43rd president took that foremost responsibility, that most important charge, seriously. He poured his life into it. He succeeded in keeping America safe from another attack."

Political celebrity

"Political celebrity."

Progress Alaska

"I pledge to the people of Alaska, I will do anything and everything that I can to progress the great state of Alaska. I will do what the people of Alaska want me to do."

Peter Farts

Peter: I didn't have gas for this first time 'till I was 30... ::farts:: ... what the hell was that?

Politics of fear

"This idea that we need to know more like there is some dark, hidden secret, some secret link is just a myth. And it's a myth thrown up by people who wanted to kind of exploit the politics of fear."

Professional way

"I would say really that we knew each other in a professional way, again, on the same level as say thousands of other people. And I am a guy around the neighborhood incidently."

Public relationship

"I did know him in the context of being on a board together. That relationship was public."

Press attention

"I'm very happy there is so much press attention and interest in transit. Especially guesses about my own."

Penalty for Failure

Ernst Stavro Blofeld: "Bond is still alive, and the LEKTOR is not yet in our possession. I have already negotiated with the Russians to return it to them. We've agreed a price, and SPECTRE always delievers what he promises. Our whole organisation depends on our keeping those promises. I warned you. We do not tolera...


M: "Miss Moneypenny give 007 the password we've agreed with Japanese SIS" Miss Moneypenny: "Yes sir. We tried to think of something that you wouldn't forget" James Bond: "Yes?" Miss Moneypenny: "I, love, you. Repeat it please to make sure you get it" James Bond: "Don't worry, I get it"

pinball parker

Pinball: “Pinball Parker, armed robber, arsonist, dope fiend. I'm a hell of a nice guy, I just got caught.” Poe: “Aw, shucks.”


“Would you classify that as a launch problem or a design problem?”

Pledge of Allegiance

(Aunt Bethany recites the Pledge of Allegiance)


"Now I ask ya, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?"

Pet snake Reggie

Jacques: "Oh, that's just my pet snake Reggie!" Indy: "I hate snakes, Jacques! I hate 'em!"

Poor lost circus performers

"We are but poor lost circus performers. Is there a village nearby?"

Prepare to die

"Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"

People everywhere

Mr. White: "Hahahaha! You really don't know anything about us! Ha! It's so amusing, because we're on the other side thinking 'Oh, the MI6, the CIA, they're looking over our shoulders, they're listening to our conversations', and the truth is you don't even know we exist!' M: "We do know Mr. White... and we're quick...

Potential Intellectual Property Infringement

You are potentially infringing on Warner Brothers intellectual property!

Program for homeowners

"One thing I'm determined is that if we don't have a clear focused program for homeowners by the time I take office, we will after I take office."

Provide assistance to the auto industry

"For the auto industry to completely collapse would be a disaster in this kind of environment, not just for individual families but the repercussions across the economy would be dire. So it's my belief that we need to provide assistance to the auto industry. But I think that it can't be a blank check."

Playoff system

"I think any sensible person would say that if you've got a bunch of teams who play throughout the season, and many of them have one loss or two losses, there's no clear decisive winner that we should be creating a playoff system."

Polish National Anthem

It's polish

Paul Lee

My name is Paul Lee. Currently stay in the Mount Oliver area of Pittsburgh, I just recently moved from the North Oakland area as a part of a program that I was in housing program that I was in relating to mental illness and substance abuse. The program was originally for two years and I’d done such a good job that I...

Pleased to announce

"Today Vice President-elect Biden and I are pleased to announce the nomination of four individuals who meet these criteria to lead our economic team."

Princess Zelda's Rescue Theme Song

Priest Theme Song

Priest Transformation Theme Song

Port Town Theme Song

Password Screen Theme Song

Podium Finish(Under 3rd) Theme Song

Podium Finish Theme Song

Princess Theme Song



Pipe Music

Prize Music

Princess Not Here!

Princess Theme

Password Screen

Pumpkin Zone World Map

Pumpkin Zone Graveyard Level

Pumpkin Zone Ghost House

Peach Sigh from Mario Golf

Peach's Mama Mia

"Mama mia."

Passing TD

Play Sequence

"Ready, down, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut."

Play Select

Potion Shope Theme Song

Prelude of Light

Providing liquidity

"By providing liquidity to issuers of consumer asset backed paper the Federal Reserve facility will enable a broad range of institutions to step up their lending, enabling borrowers to have access to lower cost consumer finance and small business loans."

Pass Act Theme Song

Power Up Sound Effect

Power Up

Perfect Score Sound Effect

Potion Level Theme Song

Pause Sound Effect

Pipe Sound Effect

Pipe Land Theme Song

People like me

"That there is loose in their towns and their communities people like me today whose dangerous impulses are being fueled, day in and day out, by violence in the media in its various forms."

Peggy Quattlebaum

Patrick Barry

Punish the Corrupt

"Somebody has to punish the corrupt."

Personal responsibility

"And with a profound sense of personal responsibility to and for our men and women in uniform and their families, I must do my duty as they do theirs. How could I do otherwise."

Project Three Interview

Please note that children 16 to 91 should not sit on Santa's lap

"Oh, uh, please note that children 16 to 91 should not sit on Santa's lap. –Damn!"

Prop 8

Power - the one constant in life

Position our company

"These and other tough but necessary actions will position our company for long term success."

Pay by 2012

"The intent is to begin repayment as soon as 2011 and fully repay by 2012 under our base line industry forecast scenario."

Product plan

"Chrysler's long range product plan is robust, it's realistic and it's green."

Profitable, growing company

"In short, we are on the right plan to becoming a profitable, growing company."

Passionate about the future

"There is a lot more work to do, but we are passionate about the future of Ford."

Picking off costumed heroes

Man: "Maybe it was a political killing." Rorschach: "Maybe someone's picking off costumed heroes."

Punches in the Face Sweepstakes

"Hello, Marzipan! This is Sweepstakes Ron come to bring you great news! You have been randomly selected to win an unlimited supply of one million (punches-in-the-face). So, to claim your prize, just blindfold yourself and walk out on the front stow-oop, o-or stoop. and get ready to receive your free million (punches...

Pharmaceutical event

"Now my friends, I wasn’t there. I'm sure it was a cultural and pharmaceutical event. I was, I was tied up at the time."

Peanut Action

"I tried to make one of my own one time. It didn't turn out as good as my imagination. Basically all it has is smells like peanut action."

Paper Jam

"Okay, take it away the paper…beeeraw….come on…beeeraw. where's the…must've been a paper jam."

Popular Reality Show

"So did you catch last night's episode pf popular reality show? Yeah? No? Well you missed a good one, you missed a good one. They were kicking people off left and right, they were kicking people on, I mean, you shoulda watched it. They'll be talking about this one for a while, I mean, I'll be talking about this one ...

Pablo Phoenix

"You sound like some pop star. Look Out Ladies Production presents Pablo Phoenix, this Friday at the civic center."




"Oh look out you got punched, oh man, right in the face."


"The guy shovels crap for a living, so his tolerance fro pain must be through the roof."

Porno to English Dictionary

"I saw my first hardcore movie. It was brutal. Everyone going at it like a bunch of sickos, sinners. I don't even know what's going on, and they talk in their own scabby dialogue and I can't keep up. Oh baby. Oh mama. I'm going to do a frontside boneless on the squeeb squab. What? I had to whip out my old porno-to-e...

Poison, Rat Head, Sacred Snatch, Twisted Pussy

"I don't know any hard rock bands, they all sound the same to me. I can't tell the difference between Motley Crue, Poison, Snake, Poison, Rat Head, Sacred Snatch, Twisted Pussy... I don't have cable. I don’t' have MTV."

Prince and Kirby Puckett

"Only black people in Minnesota is Prince and Kirby Puckett."

Patty Cake

"Patty cake patty cake, baker's man. If your chick's on her period, fuck her in the can, oh!"

Picking up a Date in a Garbage Truck

"Then I'll pick her up in a fucking garbage truck, just to see how she reacts. She'll be like wait a minute, aw, do I look like garbage to you? Oh I don't see no trash. Get that truck off my block. Who do you think you are? That's when I'd take my mask off. Aw, David Chappelle. That's right, bitch! Honk honk."

Pepe Le Pew

"You ever watch a cartoon that you sued to watch when you were little as an adult? That is some wild shit. I was with my nephew. We were sitting there watching Pepe Le Pew. Now, pay attention because this is funny. I used to watch him when I was little. I was watching Pepe le Pew, and I was like, oh my dear God, wh...

Pants Will Fly Off

"When you get hit by a car, sometimes your shoes fly off. Sometimes your pants will come off! But, I was not fortunate enough to see the pants portion, on this strike."

Precious Shade

"Spent most of the summer looking for shade. Driving around. Shade. Please? Driving in malls. I'll park a mile away I don't care. I'm just looking for a tree branch, anything. Long weed. Big leaf, get the front corner panel under it. Oh precious shade, I have it - you don't."


"At the end of my letters I like to write 'PS: This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.'"

Punch my Chest

"And then for encore I punch my chest and it disappears."

Price is Right Cliffhangers Yodeling Song

People have been fine to me

"People have always been fine to me."

Proud of our family

"I feel very proud of my father and I and our family for sticking with our commitment to Ron to honor his memory and to keep pursuing him."

Put him where he belongs

"Great, put him where he belongs."

Pale Blue Monarch

Puppy bark

Puppies Yapping


"It's amazing what you can do with Photoshop these days isn't it?"

Perfect arse

Vesper: "Beautiful. Now, having just met you, I wouldn't go as far as calling you a cold-hearted bastard... " Bond: "No, of course not." Vesper: "But it wouldn't be a stretch to imagine. You think of women as disposable pleasures, rather than meaningful pursuits. So as charming as you are, Mr. Bond, I will be keepin...

Peruvia Plantcutter

Pine Barrens Treefrog

Powerful Owl, Female

Powerful Owl, Male

Puerto Rican Screech Owl

Puerto Ricans on Star Trek

How come there ain't no Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? They got every race and lifeform in the galaxy except for Puerto Ricans. What's up with that?

Put it to work

"We've got the ingenuity, the technology, the skill and commitment; we just need to put it to work."

Planned parent hood

"Indiana planned parent hood selling gift cards. I assume perfect for unstuffing your stocking."

Private jet a la mode

"Unless of course we get bailout. In which case it's private jet a la mode. Boom chalakalaka, Boom chalakala."

Patty whack machine

"Henry Ford's invention of the patty whack machine revolutionized the spanking industry."

Preserved my virginity

"But it got me from here to there and while I was doing it preserved my virginity along the way."

Peanuts Gang Dancing


Lucy: "Do you think you have pantophobia?" Charlie Brown: "What's pantophobia?" Lucy: "The fear of everything." Charlie Brown: "THAT'S IT!!!"

Playing a shepherd

"Every Christmas it's the same. I always end up playing a shepherd."

Punching Bag Button

Pay for it

"You know if you put it on a credit card I still have to pay for it."

Put some heart in it

Hermey: "Oink, oink." Yukon: "Put some heart in it. That Bumble is hungry!" Hermey: "Oink, oink, oink."

Pretty bad

"I think it's going to be pretty bad. And whether it starts in 07 or 08 I think is immaterial and I also think it's going to last not just for quarters but for years."

Paper values and real estate

"All that's increased is the paper values of our stocks and real estate. But that's not real wealth."

Phony wealth

"When you see the stock market come down and the real estate bubble burst, all that phony wealth is going to evaporate. And all that's going to be left is all the debt we accumulated to foreigners."

Proud poppa

"It was spring time and Santa's lead reindeer, Donner had just become a proud poppa."

Place for a misfits

"They start to realize they were a little hard on the misfits. Maybe misfits have a place too. Even Santa realizes that maybe he was wrong."

Pull up an ice block

"Could it be that some of you are not acquainted with the story of Rudolph? Well pull up an ice block and lend an ear."

Plenty fattened up

"Now don't any of you worry your heads about Santa, Mrs. Claus will have him plenty fattened up before Christmas eve. It's always the same story."

play games

People cheering 1

People cheering 2

Punching bag

Picture being taken

Police helmet put on

Pier sounds

Park sounds

Police Siren in City

Playground with kids

Pushing it out on the toilet fart

Power fart

Pooped my pants fart

Paper sheet of newspaper burning

PPK being loaded

Pistol being fired

Phone Ring


PSP disk

Police ring

Pouring into metal

Phone Ring 2

Poo in a toilet


Paper ball

Pahlamalu Short

Paper tear

Panicked female

Painful scream

Panicked male

Plastic being dropped

Pop 1

Pop 2