Avengers: "Prime Minister of Quebec, Mr. Richard Z. Sirois, have you met him recently? Did he come to one of your rallies?" Palin: "I haven't seen him at one of the rallies."
"President Bush remains hopeful that John McCain will pull it out tomorrow night and win the election and he thinks that republican candidates all across America have the right ideas when it comes to the economy and national security."
"Turns out that she is a city council woman from Greenwood who also moonlights as a private detective."
"All I can offer in compensation is my love and gratitude and the promise of more peaceful years ahead."
"And tonight, I think about all that she's seen throughout her century in America -- the heartache and the hope; the struggle and the progress; the times we were told that we can't, and the people who pressed on with that American creed: Yes we can."
"Senator Obama…soon to be president Obama…"
"I'm still trying to put in words the feelings what I experienced last night. I did not cry last night but I woke up early this morning and watched the various news shows and the tears were streaming not as much as Jesse Jackson though last night."
"We have just finished a historic election. As you know I decided in that election that partisanship should take a back seat to doing what in this case I believed was best for our country."
"Governor Palin did nothing wrong."
Our preference would be to get a shelter dog.
I know we will succeed if we put aside partisanship and politics and work together as one nation.
I'm proud of the choice I made of Vice President, partly because we did it right.
"Pray for mercy from…Puss..in boots!"
"People who talk in metaphors ought to shampoo my crotch."
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
"My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, a master."
Austin: "That's Dr. Evil's cat." Vanessa: "How can you tell?" Austin: "I never forget a pussy... cat."
"Hey somebody get some pants on that kid!"
"All right, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you."
"You need a prostitute."
"Man, you are one pathetic loser!"
"We got no food. We got no jobs. Our pet's HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!"
State Trooper: "Pull over!" Harry: "No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing." Lloyd: "Yeah! Killer boots man!"
"Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her enough or something I don’t know I really wan't paying attention."
"I'm gonna hang out by the bar. Put out the vibe."
Mary: "So you'll pick me up tonight at 7:45?" Harry: "Well no I got a few things to take care of first, but why don't we make it a quarter to 8?" Mary: "Stop it." Harry: "O.K. 7:45."
"The price is wrong, bitch."
"I was put on this planet for one reason. To play hockey."
"People say, you know, that I'm an idiot or something, because all I do is cut lawns for a living. People don't say that about you, as far as you know."
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Private Joker why did you join my beloved Corps?" Private Joker: "Sir, to kill sir!" Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "So you're a killer?" Private Joker: "Sir, yes sir!" Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Let me see your war face." Private Joker: "Sir?" Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "You got a war face? AHH...
Austin: "That's Dr. Evil's cat." Vanessa: "How can you tell?" Austin: "I never forget a pussy... cat."
"Jim Brooks and Allen Burns were the ones who actually put the show together."
"Passion is good, but don't let it be misplaced."
"Providing no relief for a hundred million middle class families."
"The people who are resentful of the way I live my life, those are people with their own problems."
"It was I guess productive in a sense and they picked out some really nice cloths to borrow for a while there but that was not anything that the Palin family would have chosen for ourselves."
We talkin' about practice, man. I mean, we talkin' about practice! Not a game... we talkin' about practice!
*phone ringing* White business guy: Accounts payable. Black business guy=Accounts Recievable: Hey man, what's up? Accounts Payable: Hey, congratulations Accounts Recievable: Thank you Accounts Payable: ...Obama. Accounts Recievable: Ohyeah, Obama that's right. Accounts Payable: Hooray for your peopl...
"I think a president who tries to be popular is a president that could fail the country. I remind people popularity is fleeting, principles are forever."
"I am proud to be the Commander in Chief of people that are so selfless and so courageous that they would volunteer to serve our country in a time of war."
"One of the things that I want the Senator to take care of right away is to pass the Stem Cell Research Enhancement Act that the President vetoed a couple years ago. So we expect that to be one of the first orders of business."
"America’s 43rd president took that foremost responsibility, that most important charge, seriously. He poured his life into it. He succeeded in keeping America safe from another attack."
"I pledge to the people of Alaska, I will do anything and everything that I can to progress the great state of Alaska. I will do what the people of Alaska want me to do."
Peter: I didn't have gas for this first time 'till I was 30... ::farts:: ... what the hell was that?
"This idea that we need to know more like there is some dark, hidden secret, some secret link is just a myth. And it's a myth thrown up by people who wanted to kind of exploit the politics of fear."
"I would say really that we knew each other in a professional way, again, on the same level as say thousands of other people. And I am a guy around the neighborhood incidently."
"I did know him in the context of being on a board together. That relationship was public."
"I'm very happy there is so much press attention and interest in transit. Especially guesses about my own."
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: "Bond is still alive, and the LEKTOR is not yet in our possession. I have already negotiated with the Russians to return it to them. We've agreed a price, and SPECTRE always delievers what he promises. Our whole organisation depends on our keeping those promises. I warned you. We do not tolera...
M: "Miss Moneypenny give 007 the password we've agreed with Japanese SIS" Miss Moneypenny: "Yes sir. We tried to think of something that you wouldn't forget" James Bond: "Yes?" Miss Moneypenny: "I, love, you. Repeat it please to make sure you get it" James Bond: "Don't worry, I get it"
Pinball: “Pinball Parker, armed robber, arsonist, dope fiend. I'm a hell of a nice guy, I just got caught.” Poe: “Aw, shucks.”
“Would you classify that as a launch problem or a design problem?”
(Aunt Bethany recites the Pledge of Allegiance)
"Now I ask ya, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?"
Jacques: "Oh, that's just my pet snake Reggie!" Indy: "I hate snakes, Jacques! I hate 'em!"
"We are but poor lost circus performers. Is there a village nearby?"
"Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"
Mr. White: "Hahahaha! You really don't know anything about us! Ha! It's so amusing, because we're on the other side thinking 'Oh, the MI6, the CIA, they're looking over our shoulders, they're listening to our conversations', and the truth is you don't even know we exist!' M: "We do know Mr. White... and we're quick...
You are potentially infringing on Warner Brothers intellectual property!
"One thing I'm determined is that if we don't have a clear focused program for homeowners by the time I take office, we will after I take office."
"For the auto industry to completely collapse would be a disaster in this kind of environment, not just for individual families but the repercussions across the economy would be dire. So it's my belief that we need to provide assistance to the auto industry. But I think that it can't be a blank check."
"I think any sensible person would say that if you've got a bunch of teams who play throughout the season, and many of them have one loss or two losses, there's no clear decisive winner that we should be creating a playoff system."
My name is Paul Lee. Currently stay in the Mount Oliver area of Pittsburgh, I just recently moved from the North Oakland area as a part of a program that I was in housing program that I was in relating to mental illness and substance abuse. The program was originally for two years and I’d done such a good job that I...
"Today Vice President-elect Biden and I are pleased to announce the nomination of four individuals who meet these criteria to lead our economic team."
"Ready, down, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut."
"By providing liquidity to issuers of consumer asset backed paper the Federal Reserve facility will enable a broad range of institutions to step up their lending, enabling borrowers to have access to lower cost consumer finance and small business loans."
"That there is loose in their towns and their communities people like me today whose dangerous impulses are being fueled, day in and day out, by violence in the media in its various forms."
"Somebody has to punish the corrupt."
"And with a profound sense of personal responsibility to and for our men and women in uniform and their families, I must do my duty as they do theirs. How could I do otherwise."
"Oh, uh, please note that children 16 to 91 should not sit on Santa's lap. –Damn!"
"These and other tough but necessary actions will position our company for long term success."
"The intent is to begin repayment as soon as 2011 and fully repay by 2012 under our base line industry forecast scenario."
"Chrysler's long range product plan is robust, it's realistic and it's green."
"In short, we are on the right plan to becoming a profitable, growing company."
"There is a lot more work to do, but we are passionate about the future of Ford."
Man: "Maybe it was a political killing." Rorschach: "Maybe someone's picking off costumed heroes."
"Hello, Marzipan! This is Sweepstakes Ron come to bring you great news! You have been randomly selected to win an unlimited supply of one million (punches-in-the-face). So, to claim your prize, just blindfold yourself and walk out on the front stow-oop, o-or stoop. and get ready to receive your free million (punches...
"Now my friends, I wasn’t there. I'm sure it was a cultural and pharmaceutical event. I was, I was tied up at the time."
"I tried to make one of my own one time. It didn't turn out as good as my imagination. Basically all it has is smells like peanut action."
"Okay, take it away the paper…beeeraw….come on…beeeraw. where's the…must've been a paper jam."
"So did you catch last night's episode pf popular reality show? Yeah? No? Well you missed a good one, you missed a good one. They were kicking people off left and right, they were kicking people on, I mean, you shoulda watched it. They'll be talking about this one for a while, I mean, I'll be talking about this one ...
"You sound like some pop star. Look Out Ladies Production presents Pablo Phoenix, this Friday at the civic center."
"Oh look out you got punched, oh man, right in the face."
"The guy shovels crap for a living, so his tolerance fro pain must be through the roof."
"I saw my first hardcore movie. It was brutal. Everyone going at it like a bunch of sickos, sinners. I don't even know what's going on, and they talk in their own scabby dialogue and I can't keep up. Oh baby. Oh mama. I'm going to do a frontside boneless on the squeeb squab. What? I had to whip out my old porno-to-e...
"I don't know any hard rock bands, they all sound the same to me. I can't tell the difference between Motley Crue, Poison, Snake, Poison, Rat Head, Sacred Snatch, Twisted Pussy... I don't have cable. I don’t' have MTV."
"Only black people in Minnesota is Prince and Kirby Puckett."
"Patty cake patty cake, baker's man. If your chick's on her period, fuck her in the can, oh!"
"Then I'll pick her up in a fucking garbage truck, just to see how she reacts. She'll be like wait a minute, aw, do I look like garbage to you? Oh I don't see no trash. Get that truck off my block. Who do you think you are? That's when I'd take my mask off. Aw, David Chappelle. That's right, bitch! Honk honk."
"You ever watch a cartoon that you sued to watch when you were little as an adult? That is some wild shit. I was with my nephew. We were sitting there watching Pepe Le Pew. Now, pay attention because this is funny. I used to watch him when I was little. I was watching Pepe le Pew, and I was like, oh my dear God, wh...
"When you get hit by a car, sometimes your shoes fly off. Sometimes your pants will come off! But, I was not fortunate enough to see the pants portion, on this strike."
"Spent most of the summer looking for shade. Driving around. Shade. Please? Driving in malls. I'll park a mile away I don't care. I'm just looking for a tree branch, anything. Long weed. Big leaf, get the front corner panel under it. Oh precious shade, I have it - you don't."
"At the end of my letters I like to write 'PS: This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.'"
"And then for encore I punch my chest and it disappears."
"People have always been fine to me."
"I feel very proud of my father and I and our family for sticking with our commitment to Ron to honor his memory and to keep pursuing him."
"Great, put him where he belongs."
"It's amazing what you can do with Photoshop these days isn't it?"
Vesper: "Beautiful. Now, having just met you, I wouldn't go as far as calling you a cold-hearted bastard... " Bond: "No, of course not." Vesper: "But it wouldn't be a stretch to imagine. You think of women as disposable pleasures, rather than meaningful pursuits. So as charming as you are, Mr. Bond, I will be keepin...
How come there ain't no Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? They got every race and lifeform in the galaxy except for Puerto Ricans. What's up with that?
"We've got the ingenuity, the technology, the skill and commitment; we just need to put it to work."
"Indiana planned parent hood selling gift cards. I assume perfect for unstuffing your stocking."
"Unless of course we get bailout. In which case it's private jet a la mode. Boom chalakalaka, Boom chalakala."
"Henry Ford's invention of the patty whack machine revolutionized the spanking industry."
"But it got me from here to there and while I was doing it preserved my virginity along the way."
Lucy: "Do you think you have pantophobia?" Charlie Brown: "What's pantophobia?" Lucy: "The fear of everything." Charlie Brown: "THAT'S IT!!!"
"Every Christmas it's the same. I always end up playing a shepherd."
"You know if you put it on a credit card I still have to pay for it."
Hermey: "Oink, oink." Yukon: "Put some heart in it. That Bumble is hungry!" Hermey: "Oink, oink, oink."
"I think it's going to be pretty bad. And whether it starts in 07 or 08 I think is immaterial and I also think it's going to last not just for quarters but for years."
"All that's increased is the paper values of our stocks and real estate. But that's not real wealth."
"When you see the stock market come down and the real estate bubble burst, all that phony wealth is going to evaporate. And all that's going to be left is all the debt we accumulated to foreigners."
"It was spring time and Santa's lead reindeer, Donner had just become a proud poppa."
"They start to realize they were a little hard on the misfits. Maybe misfits have a place too. Even Santa realizes that maybe he was wrong."
"Could it be that some of you are not acquainted with the story of Rudolph? Well pull up an ice block and lend an ear."
"Now don't any of you worry your heads about Santa, Mrs. Claus will have him plenty fattened up before Christmas eve. It's always the same story."