"Hi I'm Ryan Seacrest for RAD. Over 300 people in this country are killed every week by a drunk driver. That's the equivalent of 2 747 plane crashes every single week and the problem isn't going away unless we all do our part to stop it. So if you see someone whose about to drive after drinking get the keys. Don't l...

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"Right?"

"Girl I would give you some spit on my hand and rub your knees."

"He's making some choices that in my mind will in fact raise the risk to the American people to another attack."

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"Hey it's me your piggybank. Remember when you were a little kid, all the dmes and quarters in my back. Yeah, that was good times. Good times. And lately I got to be honest you've been ignoring me. Money has been slipping through your hands like a greased pig. Get it, cause i'm a...anyway, i know how it is. Now that...

"Respect my gangster!"

"Rule number one, I'm number one. You hear that? I like to kid around. Rule number two, the croc's number two."

Paulie: "Remember what I said back there about wantin to be you?" Rocky: "Yeah." Paulie: "Forget it." Rocky: "Thanks Paulie."

"Horse power. Heavy duty cast-iron power drivin punches that will have to hurt so much they'll rattle his ancestors."

Announcer: "Rocky Balboa has knocked the reigning heavy weight champion down." Duke: "You hurt him Rock, you hurt him!" Announcer: "Mason 'The Line' Dixon has never taken this kind of punishment in his entire professional career."

Sonny: "They ruined my whole fuckin lunch!" Jimmy: "Sonny come on, let's get the fuck outta here, we're gonna get pinched." Sonny: "Leave them there like the bums that they are."

"Run for your lives!"

"Robots are sexy."

Takashi: "Maybe we should have robster craws". Booger: [strumming his guitar] "What the fuck are robster craws?"

"Why is the rum always gone?"

"Damn, he ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3."

"A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having."

"The time has come for me to meet my maker and to repay him in kind for all that he's done."

"Give me a grape or an orange, none of that stinkin' root beer."

"Right away princess!"

Fred: "So, what happened?" Tom: "I had the perfect relationship that was ruined by marriage."

Kyle: "Rich chicks spook. Powerful daddy plus family money plus expectations? Expectations are like a fungal wart on a marriage." Tom: "My marriage is not going to have a fungal wart."

"Honeymoons are supposed to be all champagne and room service and love making. We haven't made love! And what do we get? We get evicted from a five star hotel and, to boot, I'm yelling at you!"

Sarah: "I wasn't brought up to manage feelings like that very well." Tom: "Yeah you had a real tough upbringing."

Tom: "That's yours…" Sarah: "Oh, yeah, it matches perfectly with my red leather panties!"

You're gonna ruin your shoes.

In my experience, it has a 98% success rate of getting a man's attention and, when used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.

Elle: "Although Mr. Huntington makes an excellent point, I have to wonder if the defendent kept a thorough record of every sperm emission made through out his life." Professor Callahan: "Interesting. Why do you ask?" Elle: "Well, unless the defendant attempted to contact every single one night stand to determine if ...

The rules of hair care are simple and finite. Any Cosmo girl would have known.

Seamus: "Eye of rabbit, harp sting hum, turn this water into rum…" Harry: "What's Seamus trying to do to that glass of water?" Ron: "Turn it to rum. Actually managed a weak tea yesterday before -"

Hermione: "I've read about those. When the smoke turns red, it means you've forgotten something." Neville: "The only problem is I can't remember what I've forgotten."

"Did you see his face? Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he would have remembered to fall on his fat a*% !"

George: "Our job is to make sure that you don't get bloodied up too bad. Can't make any promises, of course - rough game, Quidditch." Fred: "Brutal! But nobody's died in year. Someone will vanish occassionally." George :"But they'll turn up in a month or two!"

"Ruthless, trained killers are just a phone call away."

"Either I could behave like real rock 'n roll loser and get drunk with my fat manager."

"Talk to Helen about tonight's catalogue, rent Goodfellow's casino Godfather one, two, and three…"

Those are some really nice shoes man.

Martin: "I love the floors! What are they, teak?" John: "Red oak, Martin, red oak."

"We can have another baby. Your sperm, I take it to India we rent a womb."

Nadya: "Reality has been hitting me so hard." Dr. Phil: "Let's talk about that for a moment."

I remove your thumbs with my pliers. It will hurt.

Danny: "Although his work definitely fell off as he got older." Tess: "Remind you of anyone?"

"Apparently he has a record longer than my… Well it's long."

"Cause now I have one of my own. Run and hide asshole. Run and hide."

Kit: "Am I really a grouch?" Vivian: "Yes. Sometimes."

Vivian: "Are you ready?" Edward: "I am ready." Vivian: "Hang on." Edward: "Okay." Vivian: "Here we go."

"You're a rich, good looking guy; you could get a million girls for free."

Store manager: "How obscene an amount of money were you talking about? Profane, or really offensive?" Edward: "Really offensive." Store manager: "I like him so much."

"Well he's not a bum, he's a rich, classy guy."

"You and me live in the real world. Most of the time."

Edward: "So what happened after he climbs up the tower and rescued her?" Vivian: "She rescues him right back."

Schoolteacher: "Okay, next up is Ricky Bobby. Ricky, is your father here?", 10 Year Old Ricky: No, ma'am. I haven't seen my daddy in years. But, my mama say he's out racing cars, and, well, dipping his wick in anything that moves.

Ricky Bobby: "I missed you momma speed! Ricky Bobby is back!", Cal Naughton, Jr.: "How fast is he going?", Lucius Washington: "Uh, 26 miles per hour."

She's a rich bitch, you know. Raised by maids.

Steve: "I have to run this by my bond company stooge." Alistair: "He has been kidnapped." Steve: "That's true. I have to rescue him first."

Run downstairs and put a tarp over anything that says 'Operation Hennessey' on it.

Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a speedo.

Ajax: [to his shipmates, as they approach the Trojan beach] Row you lazy whores, row! Greeks are dying!

"You talk to Becca, I'll talk to that retard Fogell."

"Enjoy your remaining years."

"Don't worry, we're gonna rock out with our cocks out."

"Let's do a whole host of things, some of which cost money on the front end but offer the prospect of reducing costs on the back end."

"What we have to do is bend the curve on these deficit projections and the best way for us to do that is to reduce healthcare costs."

"My view is we got to do it our way; we did our best. We did some things well, some things not so well. Now, they get their chance. And I agree with the president. We owe them our loyalty and our silence while they do it. Because I know what it's like to have people chirping at you when they perhaps don't know what'...

"I'm Randy Travis. Before the appearance of RADD people didn't think twice about drinking and driving. Well all that has changed now. More and more people are getting hip to the fact that friends don't let friends drink and drive. Choose a designated driver and have a safe and happy holiday season. A public service ...

"Hi everybody this is Geddy Lee for RADD. To many of us drunk driving is something that other people do. Certainly not one of our friends or relatives would do such a thing. When you see someone whose had too much to drink about to get into a car urge them to give up their keys and find alternate transportation. Alw...

"Hi I'm Ryan Seacrest for RADD. Over 300 people in this country are killed every week by a drunk driver. That's the equivalent of 2 747 plane crashes every single week. And the problem isn't going away unless we all do our part to stop it. So if you see someone whose about to drive after drinking get the keys. Don't...

"Hi this is Ronnie Wood of the Stones for RADD. You know it's okay to rock and roll and party so I do it all the time. Just let someone else do the driving. That's what I do. Remember rock lives and you should too. Please don't drink and drive. A public service message brought to you by the US Department of Transpor...

"I would rise from C-list actor to A-list if I had a stalker."

Woman: "I'd like to have somebody removed from the home that I'm at right now." Operator: "Who is it?" Woman: "Gloria Allred."

"Did you hear this some guy selling a video of Joe Biden's daughter snorting cocaine? I'm not really interested in that. I mean if I want to see a video of a rambling, incoherent Biden I'll just turn on CNN."

"The Obama administration has asked Rick Wagoner to step down and he agreed, which is good news for Obama. You know the last time he tried to get someone to quit it took months and even then he had to promise her a job as secretary of state."

"What and being the Roman God of love since the dawn of time has prepared me for what…celebrity judge on blind date?"

"So a space is also a character? You are ripping people off."

"Robot is online. Reviewing primary directives. 1) Preserve the Robinson family. 2) Maintain the ship's systems..."

"Robot is online. Reviewing primary directives."

Will Robinson: "Robot." Robot: "Robot is online, standing by." Will: "Return to docking bay and powerdown."

"Rerooting error."

"Russell don't play games with me. Words like that give me a stiffie and at my age I can't afford to waste em."

John: "Pull up. Pull up!" Don: "Really, no kidding, thanks."

Doug #2: "Hey, uh, Rain Man. Run back in there and floss yourself, buddy, alright?" Doug #4: "Yeah. (runs into the doorjam)"

"Red light, green light."

Rick: "Would you like to have dinner with me tomorrow night?" Jenny: "I'm sorry, it sounded like you're asking me out on a date." Rick: "We could meet at the Inn, say, 8:00." Jenny: "Yes." Rick: "Right now, I have to go seize the carp. Wish me luck." Jenny: "I'll see you there."

"Retard, walk me out, huh."

Stumpy: "I was bummin' in a hole-in-the-wall town in what is now called Utah. Some fella from Colorado shows up, starts makin' so-called improvements. Right? Well, 'fore we know what hit us, the streets are runnin' with latte." Rick: "No!" Stumpy: "Yep. It got so bad that a fellow that liked to, you know, smoke a li...

"Remind me not sleep with him again."

Holly: "Are you okay? You seem kind of wound up." Starsky: "Wound up? No, I'm just pumped. I'm excited, you know. Rock-solid, ready so go. A little bit paranoid, but feeling really good, you know."

Reese Feldman: "What would you say this is?" Huggy Bear: "Uh, golf?" Reese Feldman: "Real funny, Amos. Give me the 9-iron."

Spottswoode: "Remember, there is no I in Team America." Intelligence: "Yes there is."

"Run for your life!"

Ivan Tretiak: "Who are you?" Simon Templar: "My name is Bruno Hautenfaust. I was named for a saint who was a very wealthy man. Got wines the women, the whole bit and then explicably, took a vow of poverty and became a hermit. Run off to live in the forest, in the nude."

"Rule Britannia."

"Remember the time Bobby Boucher... (Speaking indistinctly)"

"Remember when Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl? Do ya?"

"Rock 'N' Roll! Rock 'N' Roll!"

Noelle: "Disappointment doesn't kill." Abby: "Right, rejection kills, disappointment only maims."

Mama: "Foosball! Bunch of overgrown monsters manhandling each other. Remember when that man wanted you to play foosball, Bobby?" Bobby: "Yeah, I-- He, uh-- Roy Orbison-- Coach Klein. I-I-I remember."

"Remember my credo, Timmy. Stay in school."

"Runnin' that's what'll kill you and I'm dead set on living. (laughs) 'Dead set on living'."

"Roller coaster, ups and downs, you know that."

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Seth: "Look, you know, I'm just trying to restore what's left of our relationship. I mean..." Judge Marty Davis: "'Relationship'? What the fuck are you talking about, relationship? What, are we dating? I'm not your girlfriend Seth; I'm your father. Clean up your life, make an honest living and then you and I can ...

"I hope this is better than the last batch of shit you gave me. Produced more wood than Ron Jeremy."

"Reco!"

"This kid is really good."

Seth: "Do you remember this day?" Judge Marty Davis: "Yes, of course. I bought you that bike." Seth: "Do you... Do you remember what happened about a month after that?" Judge Marty Davis: "All right, Seth, what is it? What do you want from me?" Seth: "Do you remember when I broke... when I broke my leg?"...

"I respect Kit's way of working. You know, the no rehearsal, the no contact of screen. But it's just so traditional to actually meet the person that your working with."

"You don't suppose he got exposed to radiation do you? I saw that once in a movie; The guy ended up bald as Telly What's His fuck."

Beaver: "Man, where are they all going?" Jonsey: "It's not where there going that worries me, it's what there running away from."

Chinese Waiter: "Four scorpion bowl in five minutes? That's got to be a restaurant record." Davey Stone: "Well, right now I'm going to go for another restaurant record: longest burp. (He burps)" Chinese Waiter: "Congratulations. Now, please excuse me while I go take shower."

Davey: "Was that something you prepared, or did you just rhyme that many times in a row by accident." Whitey: "Yeah, that was weird, wasn't it?"

"Run, hippie! Run!"

"Here's a little riddle for you. What's the difference between the Army and the Cub Scouts? (imitating buzzer) Cub Scouts don't have heavy artillery."

"Hey, uh, hi, can you help me, what's your name? "My name's Roosevelt E. Roosevelt." Roosevelt, what town are you stationed in? "I'm stationed in Poontang." Well, thank you, Roosevelt. What's the weather like out there? "It's hot. Damn hot! Real hat! Hottest things is my shorts. I could cook things in it. A little c...

Cronauer: "Shh! Listen." Trinh: "It read... read for my the book." Cronauer: "I never heard rhymes like that. I got to be with her, at least until she learns my name."