Oh Roxy, don't you love me? Is it because I'm American? Maybe it's because I don't grope you and your friends Like the fool behind you now dancing halfway down your pants Somewhere near the border of Spain and France A bottle of bad red wine in my head Sixty francs to look like a fool and dance Mechanics understand...

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David Letterman: "Do you think you'll ever be married again?" Madonna: "I think I'd rather get run over by a train."

Al: "What the hell is wrong with the remote control?" Bud: "Well dad I'm no electrician but I'd say the trouble is the TV is gone."

"Come my geeks, revenge will be ours!"

"Tonight I have the honor to announce that the games of the 31st Olympiad are awarded to the city of Rio de Janeiro."

"With Letterman's lawyers the second meeting was the 23rd at the Essex House, the last two meetings were recorded. The September 30 meeting Letterman's Lawyer turned over the check for 2 million dollars and he deposited the check the next morning in Connecticut and was arrested. No he was not present in any of those...

"The good news is that people who know the system best are rallying to the cause of change. Just this past week, the American Nurses Association, representing millions of nurses across America, and the American Medical Association, representing doctors across our nation, announced their support because they’ve seen ...

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"Rumor alert!"

"And I do consider myself a refined Valley dude."

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Cameron: Red headed dad is angry daddy. Mitchell: No I'm not. Cameron: Yes you are.

"I had taken $100,000 and put it aside safely so I can buy my kids food if this occurred. I was afraid, he was literally buying erratic purchases, randomly purchasing things."

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"Every single thing you've said is rubbish."

"At the age of about 17 I started refusing to kneel down in the chapel and I and two friends would sit there with folded arms gazing out over all the sea of heads kneeling down."

"They're going to roast forever in hell."

Craig: "Now if I'm not mistaken there is something you share in common with Kanye, Operah and President Obama." Tim: "Oh, what that we're all black. You have such a keen eye for observation. You should be a detective Craig you racist maniac."

"Rob Lowe will start to look a tiny bit older."

"Paris Hilton will become the spokesperson for Nabisco's newest cookie repeatedly stuffed Oreos."

"Paula Abdul will make an unforgettable return to American Idol when she drunkenly crashes into the studio in a stolen ambulance."

"After hearing that Tyra Banks got big ratings for doing her show without a wig, Dr. Phil will go on the air and dramatically remove his U shaped toupee."

"You almost ripped our heads off."

Jay: "Rough days in those early clubs?" Wanda: "Rough gays? Did you say rough gays?"

"Spark productivity and make some money, cocaine baby! Cocaine! You will have people working 48 hour shifts. And not only that Jay look it will be good for the environment. People would just be running to work."

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I think that everybody is laughing…our president is a worldwide joke. Folks do you realize something has happened here that we all agree with the Taliban and Iran about and that is that is that he doesn’t deserve the award. And that is hilarious, that I’m on the same side of something with the Taliban and we all are...

"Rising health care costs are undermining our businesses, exploding our deficits, and costing our nation more jobs with each passing month."

"So we know that reforming our health insurance system will be a critical step in rebuilding our economy so that our entrepreneurs can pursue the American Dream again, and our small businesses can grow and expand and create new jobs again."

"The perfect time for the President to announce he's repealing Don't ask, don't tell.

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We’re very sorry, the original posting of this week’s New Releases Podcast linked to the July 21 podcast. The link has been corrected here. We are sorry that you had to download this one twice. LV’s New Release Podcast 18 Aug 07 is now available from Archive.org. To subscribe please use this Feed...

"On a positive not I was able, when my friend Donald Faison called me frantically, I was able to work out with him that if I do ever die I would like him to sing an R&B version of wind beneath my wings at my funeral."

"Did you ever know that you're my hero?"

44:37 - Read by J. M. Fmallheer. This is a LibriVox recording. All LibriVox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, please visit LibriVox.org. LV Short Mystery Collection Vol. 001.

"We are reinvigorating our response to HIV/AIDS here at home and around the world. (Applause.) We're working closely with the Congress to renew the Ryan White program and I look forward to signing it into law in the very near future. (Applause.) We are rescinding the discriminatory ban on entry to the United States ...

Here's a remix of the argument from REMIX as applied to what some call Web 2.0 government. It was a talk I gave at the Cisco Public Services Summit in Stockholm, December 10, 2008.

A talk about my book REMIX given at the Computer History Museum in Mountain View, CA, on December 16, 2008.

Here's a talk (really, just me talking) at the Carnegie Council on November 18, 2008, about REMIX. My apologies about the no derivs license. I'm uploading the video taken from the Carnegie Council site, which is offered under this CC license. My own content here is licensed CC-BY.

April 2, 2009: Re:Publica conference in Berlin. This is an adaptation of the Free Culture talks, with a target on the increasingly bad news coming out of Europe about IP issues.

"So I do think there are a lot of relatable things and I think really nobody's written a book for people of my generation to really address sort of the anxieties the really palpable anxieties in a relatable way and to discuss advice for the first few career moves."

"With great reflexes Limbaugh applied rule one of Disaster management, if complaining about what hurts you would also make you look bad instead take credit for it."

David Letterman: I don’t really need anything. I didn’t know what the button did and I was just horsing around. Just like that. Tom Hanks: I was at a really important fund raiser in Cleveland, please don’t press it again unless it’s a real emergency. Thanks.

"That is what we are called to do at this moment. That is the spirit of national purpose that we must summon right now. Now is the time to rise above the politics of the moment. Now is the time to come together as Americans. Now is the time to meet our responsibilities to ourselves and to our children, and secure a ...

What’s great about Republicans in Congress is that if you want to heckle the President during his Address to the nation, there’s a Rep for that. If you want to suggest that smacking around your wife doesn’t truly count as assault and neither does homosexuals, there’s a Rep for that. If you want to tell foreign gover...

"We remained somewhat skeptical but as I constantly said we have to operate on facts and what we can prove as being fact."

"Whether you want to refute scientific research by quoting biblical prophecy, declare that wives should be submissive to their husbands or pass laws to establish the bible as the word of God for all Americans, we’ve got the Reps you need."

"Look at this, Smith goes to get set up and Wesley just launches into him long before the ball comes down. Smith comes over he's getting set up, now there's going to be no excuse and you know very well come Monday that's gonna be reviewed in the league office and there will be additional things that come down for Da...

"And he's gonna proclaim innocence but this is going to be a real problem for Dante Wesley. I mean there's nothing there to show that the ball was there, not at all and that's what led to where we are right now."

L: I got that. R: No it's okay, it's fantastic, it was a wonderful lunch. L: Seriously, I got that, come on. R: No seriously, I put my hand on it. L: No, I invited you come on, it's the inviter who picks up. R: It's first dibs. I touched it first Larry.

"Because if you fixed health care that would be a real victory for you and that's bad for us. With that said I could see us supporting health care but only if you switch your position to against it."

King Leonidas: "And the leather sheath you made for my penis?" Spartan: "Just needed a reason to measure it."

King Leonidas: "Well about a year ago I promised to rescind Sparta's Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy and I still intend to do that at some point but now's not really the time." Spartan: "It's never the time Leonidas."

911: This is the sheriff station how may I help you. Reggie Miller: Yes deputy I’d like to file a harassment report as well as road rage. 911: Harassment and road rage, what happened? Reggie Miller: I was threatened to a fight and cut off and I got history with this guy in Malibu and we called the police before and ...

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"I certainly have always had the romantic idea that like some big major label guy is gonna come down to my show and be like baby you're a star and like come in and make me into something. And then we just ended up learning that that isn't actually the case and if it is it's because that person is investing in you an...

"We always try and road test stuff cause we feel like you learn a lot when you play a song. You like record a song and listen back to it by yourself and you're like wow I'm awesome, this is great. And then you like get in a room with a thousand people and you're like I suck."

My little razor blade.

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It’s yoru boy DJ Grandmaster Flash first DJ to make the turntables an isnturment and I want to say welcome you and yours to my DJ set on DJ Hero, let’s go! Don’t forget about the bad speech, you got to be on time with those. Get busy man! You rocking with Flash yo!

"People are finally standing up to this little boy, this little man-child president whose primary job, if you will, in life has been leisure."

"It's time that we really awaken to what is happening in this country," Dobbs said. "It is ugly, it has to stop, and we have to find the courage to elect congressmen and senators and, yes, presidents who will speak truth, not pander, and not play politically correct games to ensure that truth is the last option."

"I want you to really remember the pill alright."

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"And we’re gonna get redic-crunkulous."

Revision of the Latin dialogues in the main textbook.

Revision of the Latin from the main textbook, chapters 21 to 29.

Revision of the Latin from the textbook, chapters 29 to 38.

Jack: You know what they should do with people like her? They should round them all up and put them on an island. Oh wait, they already have, it's called Manhattan. Clerk: Down here we call is sexcriminalboat.

Reporting in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, researchers write of the first confirmed case of a mother passing cancer to her baby in the womb. Study author Dr. Tony Ford discusses what cancer researchers can learn from the case.

The U.S. Census defines five races, and an “other” category. When the human genome was first fully mapped in 2000, Bill Clinton, Craig Venter, and Francis Collins took the stage and pronounced that “The concept of race has no genetic or scientific basis. Great words spoken with great intentions. ...

Once upon a time, there was a well-known American soldier named Williams Jenkins Worth. His monument still stands in the heart of New York City, but while thousands pass it each day, few remember the man who lies beneath it.

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Out there in the mud where you overcame the shakes. Drifting through the flood protecting good for goodness sake.

"You can't describe it's a rush that goes through your whole body and you know it's over, thank God."

In this episode Rob talks to GQ's Style Guy Glenn O'Brien about how to handle pants rips, popped buttons, and snags in your clothes. O'Brien says it's all about knowing a great re-weaver to rescue you from your wardrobe malfunction.

David Letterman: Well I don’t really know you you’ve been on the show and you’re always personable and charming and witty and stuff. But what are you really like? Do you get irritated quickly, do you have a hair trigger temper. Do you get annoyed easily? Ricky Gervais: Really easily and it’s getting worse and worse ...

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"Oh and Greta I also realized that you can rearrange the letters in your name to spell 'a great'. And it was a great night, a great, great night for a great, great nation."

"It was reported this week that Wall Street firms including Goldman Sachs received the swine flu vaccines for their employees from the Center for Disease Control despite massive shortages of the vaccine nationwide."

"Well just around the corner of…right behind the kitchen of Gordon and Susan's house."

"As we face these challenges, the stories of those at Fort Hood reaffirm the core values that we are fighting for, and the strength that we must draw upon. Theirs are tales of American men and women answering an extraordinary call - the call to serve their comrades, their communities, and their country. In an age of...

"We've always been raised to have tolerance and to show civility and we can agree to disagree and I've never, my 22 years of my life I've never seen anything like this before, ever. I've never seen it."

"You know I just have to rely on my faith. I have to rely on my family, my millions of supporters out there who still support me and know why this is really happening."

Norma Desmond: All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.

Charles Foster Kane: Rosebud.

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