"Which one? Is it the one that your country's wreck less real-estate speculation caused…that one? I just want to make sure I know which one we're talking about."

"You know, there are certain days that remind me of why I ran for this office. And then there are moments like this -- (laughter) -- where I pardon a turkey and send it to Disneyland."

"That’s why we passed the Recovery Act that cut taxes for 95 percent of working people and for small businesses – and that extended unemployment benefits and health coverage for millions of Americans who lost their jobs in this turmoil. That’s why we are reforming the health care system so that middle-class familie...

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Chirped by @angie_kiwigal

"But as we end the war in Iraq and transition to Afghan responsibility, we must rebuild our strength here at home. Our prosperity provides a foundation for our power. It pays for our military. It underwrites our diplomacy. It taps the potential of our people, and allows investment in new industry. And it will allow ...

"I recognize that there are a range of concerns about our approach. So let me briefly address a few of the prominent arguments that I have heard, and which I take very seriously."

Chirped by @Shalyse_S

Fucking ninja style I’m gonna bring it to him. I’m gonna show him what time it is, It’s… You morons will love this, Hope you assholes love fireworks, Get in my way, Well surprise mother fuckers, Happy fucking birthday, That’s right, nighty night you sweet piece of shit, Enjoy the ride cock sucker have a ni...

"Rock and roll mother fuckers, rock and roll,"

Chirped by @dedeia17

"Who wrinkled my Randy Travis poster."

Woman: "I mean are you a size queen because I heard you’re a size queen Rihanna." Rihanna: "I cannot believe you just asked me that." Woman: "You are a size queen and…" Rihanna: "Guilty as charged." Woman: "What?" Rihanna: "Guilty. Guilty as charged."

"Height. I am a tall girl and I like wearing tall shoes so I don't like being taller than the guy ever. It doesn't work."

The Raiduhz

Chirped by @LordGiraldus

"Every month since January, when I became your President, I’ve spoken to you about the periodic reports of the Labor Department on the number of jobs created or lost during the previous month; numbers that tell a story about how America’s economy is faring overall."

"Real songs, with real messages!"

"Rizzle dizzle, dizzle scratch, scratch, scratch…woaaaaaahh…there you go young children's lives are safe."

"And they put you out cold when they're gonna replace that hip and the surgeon uses very popular local anesthetic, the Regis Philbin Christmas album."

Chirped by @DigiDj

"But while you might not take it quite seriously. I assure you that demons take it quite seriously. Satan takes it quite serious. Your children need to know that there's a devil and he hates them and he wants to ruin their lives."

"Do you remember the Dungeon and Dragons game of the '80s where young people even ended up killing themselves because it's a role playing game."

"I like any head of state reserve the right to act unilaterally if necessary to defend my nation."

"For most of history, this concept of just war was rarely observed. The capacity of human beings to think up new ways to kill one another proved inexhaustible, as did our capacity to exempt from mercy those who look different or pray to a different God. Wars between armies gave way to wars between nations - total wa...

"Most dangerously, we see it in the way that religion is used to justify the murder of innocents by those who have distorted and defiled the great religion of Islam, and who attacked my country from Afghanistan. These extremists are not the first to kill in the name of God; the cruelties of the Crusades are amply re...

OJ Simpson, Not a Jew! But guess who is?, Hall o' Famer Rod Carew!

William Herff-Jones: With the release of the Princess and the Frog, Disney broke new ground with it’s first ever African American Princess. So, after four years of development we are proud to present something equally as special…Princess Rachel, Disney’s first Jewish American Princess. Katherine Hools: Well actually...

"And then Rachel’s step father prevents her from renting that house in Miami with her friends so then she screams you’re not my real dad and this is where Rachel asks for more money and she gets it. Rachel crashes her dad’s care and she doesn’t even care. "

Katherine Hools: "So to capture the essence of Rachel and her character, we actually had real Jewish American Princesses come into the animation studio." William Herff-Jones: "Do you see how actively bored they are? Look at the hostility." Peter Wintersberg: "Yeah I am. Once you see them in front of you in the room ...

Chirped by @radioamlo

"He obviously got something to work out. I just hope for everybody's sake that him and his family -- his lovely wife Elin -- can repair the damage and get back together. They're a great family and they're very close to me and my wife."

I said a hip hop, Hippie to the hippie, The hip, hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it To the bang bang boogie, say, up jump the boogie, To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat. Now, what you hear is not a test - I'm rappin' to the beat, And me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet. See, I am ...

Ready Or Not, Here I Come, You Can't Hide Gonna Find You and Take it Slowly Ready Or Not, Here I Come, You Can't Hide Gonna Find You and Make you want me. [CLEF:] Now that I escape, sleepwalker awake Those who could relate know the world ain't cake Jail bars ain't golden gates Those who fake, they break, When they ...

You know Dasher and Dancer And Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid And Donner and Blitzen. But do you recall The most famous reindeer of all? Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer (reindeer) Had a very shiny nose (like a light bulb) And if you ever saw it (saw it) You would even say it glows (like a flash lig...

President Obama calls on Congress to provide new incentives for Americans to make energy-efficiency retrofits to their homes. December 15, 2009. (Public Domain)

"And now like all guilty men you try to rewrite your own history and you forget all the lives the Stark family has destroyed."

In a speech at Camp LeJeune in North Carolina, President Obama laid out his plan for responsibly ending the war in Iraq, which will end the combat mission by August 2010. (public domain)

Flanked by Americans who have benefited from his Making Work Pay tax credit, President Obama speaks about his tax policy and how it is helping people across the nation. (public domain)

Chirped by @Josephine_Pioja

In the consumer report "How Much Information?" University of California technology management professor Roger Bohn writes that average Americans consume about 34 gigabytes of data daily across all media, including television, radio, computer games, music and the Internet.

"These protections are just one part of a landmark reform that will finally reduce the cost of health care. When it becomes law, families will save on their premiums. Small businesses and Americans who don’t get any insurance today through their employers will no longer be forced to pay punishingly high rates to get...

Chirped by @Bonulo

Rockin' around the Christmas Tree at the Christmas party hop Mistletoe hung where you can see Ev'ry couple tries to stop You will get a sentimental feeling When you hear voices singing "Let's be jolly; Deck the halls with boughs of holly" Rockin' around the Christmas Tree Have a happy holiday Everyone's dancing mer...

(Yeah) Always knew I'd be on a sleigh Flying high Rudolph leading the way Children, look at me

Spreading love and Christmas cheer It only comes one day a year Believe me when you hear: "Rudolph was here!"

Although our work keeps us away from our family and friends for much of this holiday season, I see no reason why we can't share good cheers with one another right here in Washington. So in the spirit of the season, Mr. President, I would like to share my own version of a classic holiday story with my good friends on...

"No exclusions or changes for preexisting conditions. Let's pass a bill that restores competition."

"They knew regular folks needed help right this second but fund-raisers lobbyists and politics beckoned."

"They absolutely have ruined Christmas for all of the Senators and Representatives that are supposed to be under God. This is God's holiday for the birth of his son."

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Chirped by @lioneris

"You can also reach out directly to our forces around the world. Kids can make a card that will bring a smile to an American far from home. Adults can send a care package or a pre-paid phone card that makes the tour at little easier. Every American can do something to support our troops, even if it’s as simple as...

Chirped by @TaigaRogers

"We hope you rest in peace, Billy Mays, Patrick Swayze, Walter, Farah, Ed, Senator Ted Kennedy! Farewell King of Pop! We really liked your movie!"

Ricky Gervais: Lay your fuzzy little head down and I’m going to sing you a really sweet song all about the letter N. Elmo: Oh, the letter N? Ricky Gervais: The letter N. It’s a great letter to fall asleep to. Elmo: How come? Ricky Gervais: The letter N is what you need, When you take a nap, Need to put your night s...

I'm not lovin' you the way I wanted to What I had to do, had to run from you I'm in love with you but the vibe is wrong And that haunted me all the way home So you never know, never never know Never know enough, 'til it's over, love 'Til we lose control, system overload Screamin', "No, no, no, n-no!? I'm...

Chirped by @krlosars

"The witness stated that he saw Lord Blackwood rise from the grave."

The Rosetta Stone is one of those seminal texts - something we have all read about, and recognise the importance of - but how many have ever read it, or know anything about the contents of it? This short reading of the Rosetta Stone in Latin, is something of a curiosity, presents Heyne's translation of the Greek tex...

“So Jake is on a plane and he has a window seat and it’s the first time he’s ever flown and he’s really nervous. And a big Texan comes in and sits down next to him. He’s got a big white Stetson and ostrich boots. The Texan looks at him, he says Howdy partner. And Jake looks at him and he says hello there. He says ‘y...

"Now I'm really pissed off."

"Rest in pieces."

"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck."

"I'm about to reveal my biggest beauty secret ever!"

"Need a tip when you're stuck in an awkward situation? Too easy. KFC's crowd pleasure: a huge variety of delicious chicken and plenty of tasty sides."

"Ronald Reagan shit on my saggy little tits."

When I met you, I didn't know what to do. I was tired, I was hungry, I fight. Now I'm away, I write home everyday and I see you on the TV at night. (Chorus) You can see that life's for us to talk about. You can leave whenever you want out. Whoa. You don't relate to me, no girl, you don't respect me, no gi...

"Over the past two weeks, we've been reminded again of the challenge we face in protecting our country against a foe that is bent on our destruction. And while passions and politics can often obscure the hard work before us, let's be clear about what this moment demands. We are at war. We are at war against al Qaeda...

There’s a Rabbi’s convention in Las Vegas and the Rabbi Schwartz goes up to his room and he’s unpacking and there’s a knock at the door. He goes to the door, he opens the door and there’s a beautiful blonde standing there in a mink coat. She steps in the room and she opens up the mink coat and she’s totally naked. H...