"Mrs. Bransford! You look particularly ravishing for five in the morning. Nice glow about you!"
K: "Roaches check in…", J: "They don't check out!"
"Stupid jerk! I mean what the fuck are you doing, robbing your own house? You asshole! You stupid, stiff, pompous, English… Ahhh! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"
Brain: "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?" Pinky: "I think so Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?"
"Holy rusted metal, Batman!"
"Riddle me this, riddle me that. Who's afraid of the big, black bat?"
"Hey, these aren't my rules! Come to think of it, I don't have any rules!"
Randy: "There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie! For instance, Number One: You can never have sex. (crowd moans and cheers) Sex equals death, OK? Number Two: You can never drink or do drugs. (crowd moans and cheers) No, it's the sin factor, it's a sin, it's an e...
News Anchors: "Wall Street did not like the announcement yesterday. It was a two thumbs down from Wall Street. Wall Street is unimpressed and hits the tank. Wall Street couldn't stand what they heard today." Jon: "Let me get this straight. Wall Street doesn't like the particulars of the trillion dollar bailout of Wa...
"Same person. I'd rather not get into who my cousin is. I'm here to stand front and center and take the blame, because I am responsible for this."
"Rambo… is a pussy!"
Cash: "When this is over, remind me to rip Jumbo there's tongue out." Tango: "With a tow truck."
"Now that is a risky proposition."
Philippe: “If you lay one hand on her, you will find it on the ground next to your head. Now ride on!” Cezar: “Easy, little man, you're frightening me!” Philippe: “Are you deaf? Ride on!”
“Just because the road is rocky, doesn't mean your spirits should get rocky too!”
“Greetings, starfighter! You have been recruited by the star league to defend the frontier against Xur and the Kodan armada!”
“Right! When you're right you're right, and you're right!”
Auntie Shrew: “You think the world owes you a living, right?” Jeremy: “Right! "Auntie Shrew: “Wrong!” Jeremy: “Wrong!”
"I relish the compliment."
Rumsfield: "Please, Carol, let him come out!" Art: "Come on!" Carol: "He cant come out until he resebles the man that I married!" Art: "Carol, we dn't have that kind of time!"
Ray: (chanting in background) Art: "Ray, you're chanting! Ray, Ray, look! Ray, unconscious chanting! You're chanting!"
Mikey: "These are the rejects.", Chunk: "Kinda like us, Mike. The Goonies!"
Mikey: "They did a show, it was a retropackum, and it was about…", Brand: "Retrospective.", Mikey: "That's what I said, you always contradict me! I was right!"
"Be prepared to reap the whirlwind, gentlemen!"
"You, boy, are arrogant, hot-tempered, and entirely too bold. I like that, reminds me of me!"
Wyatt: "What does he need?" Doc: "Revenge." Wyatt: "For what?" Doc: "Bein' born."
"They're number one goal is to…the youth. That's why I threw them out of the schools because I said no it's not a friendship club it's a recruiting station."
"He ripped her face off!"
Lawrence Fife: "May I help you?" Terry: "Oh, I'm sorry, we're here to rob your bank."
"I think the condition of things is just... I don't think they should probably even move us. I'm not sure we should be moving at all. I mean, we should be like, restrained."
"Boy, it sure is raining cats and dogs."
"Wait a minute, wait a minute, I'm a reasonable guy, but I've just experienced some unreasonable things."
"Go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave. Or check into a psycho ward whichever comes first huh?"
"Stop rubbing your body up against me because I can't concentrate when you're doing that."
Rachael: "Have you ever retired a human by mistake?" Deckard: "No." Rachael: "But, in your position, that is a risk."
"This is not about creating jobs this is the exact opposite. This is all about rebuilding the Democrat Party into an unbeatable entity."
"It's about remaking the United States of America without the Constitution as the guiding light."
"I'll tell you what if you read our founding fathers people like Benjamin Franklin and Jefferson what we're doing in this country now is making them roll over in their graves."
"If these people are going to live a lie on homosexuality they are going to be removed from their job."
"Would choose a certain number of woman. In the evening…asked them to join her. She was making these woman read aloud to her."
"Ready, down, hut hut hut hut."
"We read online especially up here because sometimes some newspapers don't reach us for a couple of days."
"We have the right not to cooperate with you until you explain what you're pursuing here."
"I'm sure he's rolling over in his grave…he and my father."
"And to ensure that a crisis of this magnitude never happens again, I ask Congress to move quickly on legislation that will finally reform our outdated regulatory system. "
"But we are committed to the goal of a re-tooled, re-imagined auto industry that can compete and win. Millions of jobs depend on it. Scores of communities depend on it. And I believe the nation that invented the automobile cannot walk away from it."
"He was optimistic and I think the American people will respond to him."
"Republicans are ready to work with the new president to provide those solutions."
"That is why Republicans put forward plans to create jobs by lowering income tax rates for working families, cutting taxes for small businesses, strengthening incentives for businesses to invest in new equipment and hire new workers, and stabilizing home values by creating a new tax credit for home-buyers. These pla...
"But Democratic leaders in Congress -- they rejected this approach. Instead of trusting us to make wise decisions with our own money, they passed the largest government spending bill in history, with a price tag of more than $1 trillion with interest. While some of the projects in the bill make sense, their legislat...
"Thanks to you, you complete me. I want you to raise my babies with me. I want you to raise a whole dumpster full of babies with me."
"Oh man why is everyone riding me today, God damn it."
Ready when you are
Congratulations, you've won the Rainbow Badge
Red hot and ready
Ready to begin
Ready to battle?
Ready to battle
"If you roll up in a '69 GTO she's not going to care what you look like."
"Chocolate rain, raised your neighborhood insurance rates. Chocolate rain, makes us happy 'livin in a gate. Chocolate rain!"
"What really happened on that Thursday here in Augusta High School that led to Chris Woods death…what the fuck is that? Shit! I'm dyeing in this fucking country ass fucked up town. Shit flying in my mouth. What the fuck. I can't see…lets get the fuck out this country mother fucker. I can't even see."
"Have you ever felt like you're running really fast just to stay in the same place."
"Mic check, 1, 2. Big Poser coming at you fake forever. Got no more game since I got with the juice. No cruising with my friends, they cut me loose. Now my coaches hatin', parents keep…Good thing my team is still behind me sayin'…Hey yo, what happened to my teammates man. Yo, where you all at? Come one man I thought...
"If you consider yourself short"
"He runs a variety show."
"Everyday people are afraid to report violent crimes. In times like these choosing to report a crime or helping the police can be a difficult decision. A no snitching culture has sprung up in our communities making it unpopular and sometimes even dangerous to report a crime. Do the right thing by calling 911 or your...
"Do you hear that? That's the sound of someone getting away with a crime. Snitches get stitches. In times like these, reporting a crime or helping the police can be a difficult decision. A no snitching culture has sprung up in our communities making it unpopular and sometimes even dangerous to report a crime. Report...
Man 1: Have you eaten here before? Man 2: Nope Woman: Good morning gentleman can I share the specials with you? Man 1: Sure. Woman: First we have the seafood special, it’s actually been sitting around here for a week. Then there’s the cream of chicken soup. It’s had no refrigeration since it was made yesterday. ...
Woman: Morning gentleman, want to hear our specials? Man: Sure. Woman: First we have the seafood special. It’s been sitting around here for a week. We’re known around these parts for our food poisoning. Announcer: Wouldn’t it be great if you could be warned of life’s risks. If you have diabetes you can. It’s cal...
Woman: Morning gentleman, want to hear our specials? Man: Sure. Woman: First we have the seafood special, it’s actually been sitting around here for a week. Then there’s the cream of chicken soup. It’s had no refrigeration since it was made yesterday. We’re known around these parts for our food poisoning. Announ...
Woman: Honey, put this on top of the minivan. Man 1: We’re only going for two weeks. You want me to pack the kitchen sink too? Man 2: Hey, you guys! You going on vacation? Woman: Who’s that? Man 1: I don’t know. Man 2: Cause we’re planning on robbing your house tonight. Woman: Alright, I’m calling an alarm ser...