"Seventeen paparazzi assigned to her 24-7."

"You can say shoulda, woulda, coulda."

"It's kind of like Britney was sent out into the world a little bit prematurely."

"So, I think she's out there. She's with the crowds, and she's with her peer groups, and she's doing things. And she's a celebrity."

"So we didn't really know what we were doing. We were, we were kind of in shock about what was going on and in awe at the same time."

"I thought, I mean it was just extraordinary how well she played her and how much she looked like her."

"Well, as a woman I have been political active all my life and she's not speaking for me."

"And if you want specifics with specific policies or countries, go ahead you can ask me. You can play stump the candidate if you want to."

"The pro-choice versus not seems to be a much bigger issue than you know she has tits versus she has another body part that men have."

"Say something that, you know, that would help him instead of hurt him."

"This girl will go, go, go until she gets it."

"The guy says, 'I don?t know anything about the economy.' I shout it from the rooftop!"

"There's so many skeevy stories going on."

"I don't understand that. There's a little--something's missing in that story, like where was the mother all that time. How did the girl give birth to all those kids in the basement."

"You know, something's very strange about that story. I think we're going to find out more."

"I mean Nancy Pelosi is somewhat controversy--I don't think she's spoken out enough to tell you the truth. She needs to open her mouth a little more."

"And this is what we're doing we're interfering with prices and we're taking over companies. We're moving towards a socialist system."

Brenda: "I didn't forget everything about high school." Kelly: "Sometimes, don't you wish you could?"

"We don't tell you that maybe the check didn't come through this month, and where does it go, anyway, if you're a guy who's left sixteen forwarding addresses."

"There's a social contract that Adam Smith talked about between capitalism and the people. That contract has been broken. It's been broken by greed and access, aided and abetted by a government in Washington that's dominated by special interests and corruption."

"I'm not saying this isn't gonna be messy. And I'm not saying it isn't gonna be expensive. But we have to stop the bleeding."

"And the cozy, old-boy, special interests that have prevailed in Washington have harmed the American people, frankly, in the most terrible fashion."

"I think there's areas in defense where we can save a lot of money in cost over runs."

"You know, look, she's a skilled politician."

"Was fascinating for the media, she sorta came outta nowhere."

"The Bush Administration has talked about timed horizons and John McCain moving forward is the only one who stubbornly clings to reasons to stay in Iraq."

"It's obviously a heightened reality. It is a [dramatic] show, so it's [for] entertainment purposes, and people don't want to, you know, watch other people sitting at home and being good."

"The senior executives of any firm that's bailed out by the Treasury should not be making more money than the highest paid government official. We should have that criteria."

"If we tell the Americans no matter at what level that we are going to increase their taxes, such as a capital gains tax increase, such as any of the others that have been proposed by some, I think it would be a serious error."

"The last one was very like, screw you, everything went wrong."

"I'm so not racist."

"Or something stupid like that."

"If one person reads the paper and thinks, what? She punched who?"

"Yeah, this is how I live. In a shitty hotel room."

"If I was on a desert island and I had no other record to listen to and I had them, I'd die a happy woman."

"So that comes back to seven, which is very, very lucky."

"I predict that Senator Obama will win and will win pretty handily."

"Our economy has got very strong long term fundamentals."

"And we have a two part plan. First of all, temporary backstops to stabilize the capital markets and increase confidence in these two intuitions. And secondly, to put in place a strong regulator, which a strong independent regulator, which will put us into a much better place to have the discussion and address the ...

"And I can see why some people might have some anxiety."

"We have a safe and sound banking system in the United States of America."

"The second part of this is having a strong regulator with real teeth."

"Our first priority today is the stability of the capital markets, the stability of the system."

"This is all about supply and demand."

"This is all about supply and demand. The supply has been relatively constant of oil, and oil production capacity in the world over the last 10 years, and the demand has been going up."

"There are no short-term easy answers here."

"Sarah Palin as a mayor and a governor has made executive decisions. She's challenged her own party."

"Sarah Palin as a mayor and a governor has made executive decisions. She's challenged her own party. She's taken accountability for those decisions."

"She's challenged her own party."

"And, after you read it like 20 times, we've talked about it before, there are so many different layers you figure out with Watchmen."

"The only hope that business has is that this law can be stopped by a filibuster."

"The unions are going to put about a billion dollars into local, state, and federal races this year. And of course they made this a litmus test issue and any Democrat who votes against it simply won't get the money."

"When you head to Capital Hill in a little bit to rally for the Free--Employee Free Choice Act, say it loud enough so that the folks on the other end of Pennsylvania Avenue can hear you."

"They've been staggering from crisis to crisis and they haven't even said today that this will end the crisis."

"Everything that is read in The New York Times that attacks this campaign should be evaluated by the American people from that perspective — that it is an organization that has made a decision to cast aside its journalistic integrity and tradition, to advocate for the defeat of one candidate — in this case, John McC...

"We believe that strong and timely action is urgently need to stabilize our markets and our economy."

"Maybe this means that I can stop apologizing for being an actor and being on the show. And he wants me to promise to stop apologizing all the time that I'm an actor."

"I was very resistant to acknowledge that there was a resemblance. Then my kids saw her on TV, saw Sarah Palin on TV and said that's mommy, which was not great. So I have to admit that there is some resemblance."

"We will solve this crisis and our economy will emerge stronger than ever."

"And then there's just something else too."

"Your guess is as good as mine. I know she's trying. There will be some counseling going on."

"I don?t know. I mean they've gone on record saying she's coming back, so not really."

"If you look at the record, Senator Obama was out front…"

"If they boo we will have to start doing some sort of song and dance."

"You know, obviously this graphic novel has such a pedigree and is amazing."

"It's surreal for me too. I mean you can imagine that maybe the experience of drawing that and seeing it on the screen is surreal."

"I saw one lady trying to form a thought that it was sexist on the news but she didn't really get it together. Probably because she was a lady and she was dumb. Wait, is that sexist?"

"We were able to sort of show what I would say, is slightly more aggressive version of some of the shots that appear in the trailer."

"If you had a spontaneous urge for war you wouldn't have to do that."

"And it was clear to me from looking at the work of anthropologists there were some tribes that were fierce and some tribes that were peaceful."

"A, because you can take out your aggressions in many ways. You don?t have to take them out by killing people. And all subject to environmental circumstances."

"Because it is an idea so deeply engrained in people."

"You know I have significant disagreements with her about any number of social and economic issues."

"It's time for both parties to come together to solve this problem."

"I think the important principle at this point is to send a clear single to members of Congress as well as the country that this is a serious problem that has to be solved and should not be subject to the usual partisan politics."

"Sorry guys."

"Straight for the food."

"I'm sure she would tell you ad nauseum."

"She might even be more chatty about the warning signals she saw in me, you know."

"When, when it's happened. There's been someone there to tell it to the newspaper."

"There's people who get protected from you hearing about that."

"I think she's guilty of parental alienation syndrome."

"I guess she dressed up like me for Halloween once."

"I'm so tired I just flew in yesterday, I've been working on the show."

"Yea he didn't like us a whole lot through recruiting though. We kinda got going on him where he came back to us kind of late. So it was a struggle for a long time."

"We're out trying to find our team you know. Figure out the stars of the future."

"Southern California with the great population gives us a tremendous opportunity to contact kids."

"People were saying that the days of SC being on top were long gone when we first got here and I didn't know whether that was true or not."

"You're going to see a correction."

"So it's slowing, I believe we're going to continue to grow."

"Do something that's going to support the economy this year."

Olbermann: "Unless her first question is, 'Now, Senator, why did you cancel on Dave?'" Letterman: "That ought to be the first question." Olbermann: "Or the other possibility is that she has all the money that's required to fix the economy."

"And let's say there's a time of crisis, and the poor guy, because he's a little older, I mean, he's about my age-- and then Sarah Palin takes over as President: 'Well, she ought to be ready, because she's-- she's handled crises like this in the past....Oh, wait. She really hasn't handled crises like this in the pas...

"Somebody's putting something in his Metamucil."

"We know how people are skeptical of TV ministers. Hey there's a guy who just wants my money. I didn't want any of that."

"I sure did. I shoulda had it. You know, I'm shooting the ball extremely well, my free throws are there. That wasn't even close. That was one of those free throws where it could have been an air ball just as easily as it hit the rim."

"That's how we were, uh, keeping everybody?staying alive."

"In the past few days, Britain and U.S. intelligence have said that they have spotted three ships at sea, 40 thousand ton ships, that they are sure are carrying weapons of mass destruction."

"Same thing has happened in communication. From the Garden of Eden until the 20th century there was no, uh, differentiation. Then we came the building of telegraph, telephone, television, telewoman. You can reach somebody on an airplane."

"And I say to you, we stand side by side with you now."

"I've never had any doubt since September the eleventh that our place was shoulder to shoulder with America."

"You see in the end with this job, you take your decisions, you make your judgments, you stick by them, If you think they're right. And that's what I've done. And I can't do it any other way."

"The Sunni's and the Shiites and the Kurds, basically want to live together."

"Growth has slowed down, slowed down significantly."

"Somebody ran onstage and pulled down their pants, so rather than let them make a laugh out of me, I grabbed them and turned the joke around on them."

"Well, I can't be blamed for something like that."

"I do have a lot of sexual imagery in my performance."

"I think I just show my own sexuality."

"Should I have sex."

"Sometimes profanity is necessary."

"You shouldn't be punished for your own thoughts."

"It offers us a sober responsibility as Americans. American people really need to think through here what is the right thing to do for themselves and their families and their country."

"I like it to be as broad as possible cause I feel like we're not supposed to reach just one group."

"Schlep over to Florida and convince your grandparents to vote Obama."

"Every American student needs to come through this area so that, especially this younger generation of Americans is…be in a position of never forgetting what happened here and never repeating, never allowing a repeat of what happened here."

"McCain wants the presidential debate postponed until after the big government bailout, you know? Sarah Palin wants the vice-presidential debate postponed until after the election."

"You're here on a good night -- so far, none of our guests have cancelled."

"We're going to get this done and stay in session as long as it takes to get it done."

"But all he has done is stand in front of the cameras. We still don’t know where he stands on the issues."

"Sweetheart?"

"Swordfish?"

"Clearly, yesterday, his position in that discussion yesterday was one that stopped a deal from, uh, finalizing."

Well, Senator McCain is absolutely right that the earmarks process has been abused.

Senator Obama suspended those requests for pork-barrel projects after he was running for president of the United States. He didn't happen to see that light during the first three years as a member of the United States Senate.

Senator Obama is a recent convert.

Senator Obama refuses to acknowledge that we are winning in Iraq.

Snatch defeat from the jaws of victory ...

The notion that we would sit with Ahmadinejad and not say anything while he's spewing his nonsense and his vile comments is ridiculous.

No, actually, I think Senator McCain and I agree for the most part on these issues.

"And it's like such an honor to be part of that cover."

"She's really good friends with Hayden and I'm really good friends with Hayden, so, you know and things like that, you know."

"Whereas computer graphics they say oh! You see little dancing animals and stuff. So it's very cool."

"It was such a great experience. There are so many people from so many parts of the world. It is such a diverse environment. Very international."

"I think what's happening, it is starting to seep in slowly. And like any movement it just needs traction."

"I can say lots of things that I still think are wrong about Britain."

"There's no doubt that the situation has improved."

"We're in the midst of a serious financial crisis."

"I'm a strong believer in free enterprise."

"There is a spirit of cooperation between Democrats and Republicans and between Congress and this administration."

"The plan is big enough to solve a serious problem."

"We believe that strong and timely action is urgently needed to stabilize our markets and our economy."

"One suggestion that has been made is to suspend mark-to-market accounting and use banks' estimates of hold-to-maturity prices. Many banks support this, but doing this would only hurt investor confidence because nobody knows what the true hold-to-maturity price is."

"He knows the markets, he's got the country's interests at heart, so I think if I were either Barack Obama or John McCain and found myself in the white house in January, I would just, I would go down and say, Hank, do me a favor, stick around another year."

"The government is getting 700 billion worth of assets, assuming they spend the 700 billion, they're getting 700 billion of assets at what I regard of attractive prices, and they've got the staying power to hold those things."

"The stock market does some very silly things in the short-run. Over the long-run, it behaves quite rationally."

"I have no idea what the stock market is going to do next month or six months from now."

Shoo, get back over there!

So we keep an eye on them.

"Within a few days, John McCain was suspending his campaign because of the greatest crisis since World War II. He suspended his campaign and it took him 22 hours to get from New York to Washington, a one-hour flight, had time to go do Katie Couric in an interview, had time to give a speech to the Clinton millennium."

"You have the former Chairman of Goldman Sachs asking for 700 billion dollars, and in his initial request, asking for it in such an un-American way that I think he should have resigned."

"She would not…she shares my views that we will do whatever is necessary. The problem is you don't announce it, you don't say it to the Pakistanis we're coming in unilaterally and carry out operations."

"She was in a conversation with some young man…who ever it was. She understands and has stated repeatedly that we're not going to do anything except in America's national security interests and we're not going to 'announce' it ahead of time."

"Every morning when Alaskans wake up, one of the first things they do is look outside to see if there are any Russians hanging around. If there are, you've got to go up to them and ask, 'What are you doing here?' And if they can give you a good reason, they can't, then it's our responsibility to say, you know, 'Shoo...

Katie: "What lessons have you learned from Iraq, and how, specifically, would you spread democracy abroad?" Sarah: "Specifically, we would make every effort possible to spread democracy abroad to those who want it."

"Madam Speaker when was the last time anyone ever asked you for $700 billion dollars. It's a staggering figure."

"We entered into those conversations in the spirit of bipartisanship with the understanding that each side would have half of our votes to pass the bill."

"The plan is now significantly improved."

"And we will do what we have to do to secure the United States of America and her allies."

"Senator McCain is suggesting here also never would our administration get out there and show our cards to terrorists, in this case our enemy and let them know what the game plan was."

"Instead of giving hundreds of billions in new tax breaks to big corporations and oil companies I'll cut taxes for small and start up businesses that are the back bone of our economy."

"I know that we can steer ourselves out of this crisis but not by driving down the very same path. And that is what this election is all about."

Hasselbeck: "Does it bother you that both Presidential candidates are Christian?" Maher: "Christian? No. But you know, a lot of people think Obama is a Muslim. And some people think he's the Antichrist." Hasselbeck: "Sure."

"But remember, all it's going to do is stop the bleeding. We've got a long way to go to get our economy and our prosperity going again."

"It was a stupid speech by her but it didn't move any votes."

Darlene: "Maybe she was just afraid that-- of what we would say." Spencer: "And maybe she was afraid she didn't care anymore, and she didn't want to be in that place, where you're telling her something and she's not listening, and then that creates a problem, you know?"

"One main thing I love about Heidi is that she doesn't feel the need to call her mom in Crescent Butte to get approval of living with somebody in a different state."

"Our steps that the administration can take today that would dramatically improve where we are and I will go into those at some length. They can be done immediately, with no legislation."

"If the President believes anything that he has been saying on his various speeches about how big this crisis is, he should pick up the phone this morning, call Securities and Exchange Commission Chairman Chris Cox and tell him to suspend the market to market accounting rules which are a fundamental problem today."

"Well that certainly is your opinion and I respect your opinion. But it is not the facts that changes my positions and my honorable service to the country. So I respect your opinion and I strongly disagree with your assertion."

"You said, 'Senator McCain says he always puts country first. In this important case, it is simply not true.' And, and basically, you say it's time for Sarah Palin to drop out for the good of the-- good of the country."

"It's not that she, when asked these complicated questions, or difficult questions-- it's not that she doesn't know the right answer. It's that she clearly does not understand the question."

"The scary answer was on the economy, the one you just played, switching back and forth between 'Saturday Night Live,' because it was absolutely clear that she simply did not understand any of the issues involved; she did not understand the question."

"She has been running the state of Alaska. She is an expert in terms of energy. She has been running the National Guard in a time of war."

"I have, one of my absolute best friends for the last 30 years who happens to be gay. And I love her dearly. And she is not my 'gay friend.' She is one of my best friends who happens to have made a choice that isn’t a choice that I have made."

"That’s who you have to stand for. Not some sniveling coward who will walk over anybody to become president of the United States. Including his own people."

"It should be taught in our schools. And I-- I won't ever deny that I see the hand of God in this beautiful creation that is Earth, but that is not part of a policy or a local curriculum in a local school district. Science should be taught in science class."

"And, um, if you're asking, though, um, kind of foundationally here, should anybody end up in jail for having had an abortion -- absolutely not. That's nothing that I would ever support."

"That's a good thing, it's a good thing for the sport, it's a good thing for all of us that's MMA fighters, you know, the media and everybody, it's a good thing for everybody, everybody's got something to do now."

"My advice to all athletes, man, stop smoking, man."

"A guy like myself, grew up where I grew up, coming off the streets, any given time, in any situation, I can find myself still popping off."

"So I'm definitely by no means looking at him and seeing that he's gonna come out and be that same fighter that he was in this last fight."

"If you're big and strong and you can't move, it's a disadvantage in this sport, because there's so many ways to attack a person."

"We're planning some spin-offs for the girls."

"She's still young. She would like to have a family."

"Sure, absolutely."

"I, you know. I settled down with the three girls."

"Pro football is all about. Everybody got a position to play. And in the end, somebody's going to be one-on-one."

"The time I do get to spend away from the office, I'm going to spend my time with my little girls."

"I think Trent feels good about uh, the people that were involved in those negotiations and I think we have still a good relationship."

"We'll get it passed. I came back and suspended my campaign and got the House into the negotiations."

"The fact is that we'll do fine tonight. She has experience. She has talent. She has leadership. She has great inner strength."

"I guess the one in New York is still standing there and I--Every time that thing comes on my wife looks at me and she shakes her head."

"Take it like we play another team, and see how thing work."

"It's important for my children to know that that's something I did in my past."

"You are having sex with strangers."