"Super Terrific carple tunnel syndrome."

"I second hand smoke two packs a day."

"Spock dies, they wrap him in that sunglass case."

Ren declares Stimpy has SPACE MADNESS!

"Flintstones skid sound"

"Exit, stage left."

"Why are you always shaking your eyes!?"

"Would you do it for a Scooby Snack?"

Scooby dooby doooooo.

"Hello... I'm senator Stark..."

"This is so sad I must say."

"Security is paid to stop me..."

"Make you squeal like a pig."

"Skinner tells cancer man to kiss his butt."

"Surprise Surprise Surprise."

"SHEZZAM!"

"Scholtz's famous line."

"Eye sounds."

"Running."

"Jumping rebound."

The magic twitch.

"Scan for Identification."

"Suck brick, kid."

"You're schmoopy"

"Bye Schmoopy"

"Am I forgiven Schmoopy?"

"You think you can get SOUP?!?"

"Just when I think you're the shallowest man I've met, you somehow manage to drain a little more out of the pool."

"Swallow you fool! Swallow!"

"Don't you know that smoking can kill you?"

"Squeak I tell you; Squeak!"

"Smile for the camera"

"Smurf's theme"

"You're watching Fox, shame on you"

"Stupid is as stupid does, sir"

"Shuddup Your Mouth!"

Rocky: "Well I guess this is it old pal" Bulwinkle: "It sure is, what?" Rock: "The end."

"...I wanted to sublet her tounge and move in...."

"Simpsons WANNABE."

"We've been…I've been good friends through the process and I think she took most of this with a sense of humor."

"Someone help me! You can't do this."

"Ahhh! Shh!"

"Something's going down here. Could be big, Octopus big."

"What are you? That's what the woman asked me. Am I some sort of ghost?"

"Sand Saref."

"Somebody get me a tie and it sure as hell better be red!"

"Brought in a specialist. Someone to seal the deal."

"You just should quit."

Woman: "This is the part I don't get." Carla: "Ya know, there's something about him, I mean, he knows women, like a jeweler knows jewels, like a meat cutter knows meat." Loretta: "Like a marine biologist knows marines."

"Hello in there, Cliff. Tell me, what color is the sky in your world."

Butthead: "You remember what I told you about trying to be funny?" Beavis: "That I shouldn't?" Butthead: "That's right. Now, sit there and shut up."

"Could it be? SATAN!"

Character 2: "Sorry." Ally: "Hey! No! Don't say you're sorry when you're not sorry. You didn't even look up to see who you bumped into. What if I was an old lady? I could have fallen down and broken a hip. I could be lying on my back at some H.M.O., my lungs filling up with phlegm 'till I'm on life-support draining...

"But, you know, for being a white harried little old lady, she still looks good."

"Oh, your going down soldier boy!"

"I like a guy with spunk, but only once, heh?"

"Sometimes I stay up until nine o'clock!"

"Sure, I ain't scared of nuttin'!"

"We went into shock after staring at Bambi the land nymph."

"I choose you Squrtile!"

"Is it hot in here or am I sweating?"

Scooby Doo!

Scooby's laugh

Scooby Doo Theme Song

"Sometimes I'm nice, and sometimes I'm nasty."

"Shove off you old trout."

"Shut up and never say anything again as long as you live."

"She's got a tounge like an electric eel and she likes the taste of a man's tonsils."

"Ya know, this is how ya get places, socializing with the higher ups"

"OH, you're startin' right in, hah, startin' right in with the insults, no warming up in the bull pen or nuttin', huh?"

"Sointenly, what have I got to lose?"

"Is there any visitor more welcome on a cold evening than a snifter of fine cognac?"

"Look at you. You're spiffier than a petunia in a patch of chigger weeds"

"Samantha twitching her nose"

"Sound of bionics"

"Something's happened to my brain, it's all dried up"

"Shoot it, stuff it, hang it on the wall."

"So close, yet such a nerd."

"If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook."

"In bed rooms from Sigma Nu to Delta Chi, females of the species awake and realize, with regret, where they have spent the night."

"The forsaken flock is judged by neighbors and professors whose looks speak volumes more than any text book."

"The females swear to change their ways but in this species self destructive instincts run deep."

"Scotty, beam me up."

"Sound of doors closing."

"Space, the final frontier."

"I can't believe the rain hasn't washed you into the gutter with all the other scum."

"Sexual harassment is no joke sweet-cans."

"You're really enjoying this aren't you, you sick bastard..."

"Silence if you please!"

"Hey brain, what do you want to do tonight? Same thing we do every night, try to take over the world!"

"Stop it Pinky, or I shall have to hurt you."

"Bob Barker reminding you to help control the pet population. Have your pet spayed or neutered. Bye-bye."

Tomorrow Morning 10am Santa's Coming.. SANTAAAAAAAAA ahhhhhhhh I know him .. I know him!

"These are sweatshop eggs."

Snarf: "You've got to snap out of it Lion-O! Call the Thundercats before…" Lion-O: "Shut up you fuck."

"Schnell!! Schnell!!"

"Serenity now!"

"All signs point to YES!"

"You can stuff your sorrys in a sac mister."

"Stunned by soup?"

"It's like swimming through a flabby-armed spanking machine."

"Spock dies, they wrap him up in a towel and they shoot him out the bowels of the ship in that big sunglasses case."

"Superfreak?"

"Step back son. There's nothing to see here."

Our Father, Bill Rylander, shared this story about a memorable event from his childhood on a south Texas farm in the 1930's.

"LALALALALA"

"Rest of you people go slam your fuckin' brains against your desks until something useful comes out!"

Joey: "You're the Sultan of Spin!" Nick: "The Sultan of Spin?" Joey: "Mom subscribes to Newsweek."

Lorne: "You look like a nice enough fella. What are you doing working for these assholes?" Nick: "I'm good at it. Better at doing this than I ever was at doing anything else." Lorne: "Aw, hell, son. I was good at shooting VC. I didn't make it my career. "

"Stay still, spider boy!"

"Come on man, it's Saturday. I can get straight with the Lord on Sunday."

"You ever wonder at what point you gotta just say fuck it man. Like when you gotta stop living up here and start living down here?"

"Oh god you're a selfish bastard!"

"After tonight, if they speak of your name, they'll speak only of how you begged for death, and I, being a merciful lord... Obliged."

"Don't you turn your back on me, Harry Potter! I want you to look at me when I kill you! I want to see the light leave your eyes!"

"I could tell you stories about your father that would curl even your greasy hair, boy!"

"Bartemius…not trying to lure Potter into one of the Ministries summer internships, are we. Last boy who went in the department of Ministries never came out."

"Your pal Diggory? By your age he could turn a whistle into a watch and have it sing you the time."

"So weak...so vulnerable!"

"Stay in formation everyone. Don't break ranks if one of us is killed!"

"She needs Bounty, it's the quick picker upper."

"Take advantage of this special holiday offer."

"Kellogg's Pop Tarts, so hot they're cool, so cool they’re hot."

"Sega!"

"Send check or money order to the address on your screen."

"Samsung, Samsung, Samsung, Samsung, Samsung. You'll pay for our product, not our name."

Little Penny: "Hey Penny what do they call these shoes anyway?" Penny Hardaway: "Air Penny's." Little Penny: "Mmm so who you guys playing tonight anyway?" Penny Hardaway: "Minnesota." Little Penny: "Oh los lobos. I guess you're going for the big numbers tonight. I want you to work them inside and outside. I'm sensin...

"See the U.S.A. in your Chevrolet!"

"Well you shouldn't be such a smart mouth Mr. NoItAll."

"How come you're all wearing those ugly space man masks."

"Now gosh darn it you listen here! Now I am sick of these harmless lies and little white lies. You know you can call a shovel and ice cream machine but it's still a shovel mom and dad. And you can call a lie whatever you want but it's still a no good stinking'. And when you start covering up one lie with another lie...

"Oh whoopee! Finally! Now that the car has come to a stop it's safe for me to unbuckle my seat belt."

"Oh you mean like the time you washed my mouth out with soap for saying nut sack in front of Grandma . Yeah, I needed to have myself."

"I hate my stupid face."

"Oh sweet Jesus!"

"Mrs. Chokesondick can we say it in the explorative like oh shit or shit on a shingle."

"If used properly latex condoms are effective against pregnancy, AIDs and other STDs."

"Stop breathing."

"Sometime you feel like a nut, sometime you don't."

"Snap, crackle, pop, Rice Krispies."

"Sega!"

"Snapple, made from the best stuff on earth."

"Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog."

"There once was a town that worked so hard, there was no time to play. But that all changed on this one particular day. Six Flags, It's playtime."

"Marley you cant go through a screen door."

Ara Parseghian: "What's your problem, O'Hare, what's your problem?" Jamie O'Hara: "Last practice of the season and this asshole thinks it's the Super Bowl!" Ara Parseghian: "You just summed up your entire sorry career here in one sentence! If you had a tenth of the heart of Ruettiger, you'd have made All-American by...

D-Bob: "Are you learning stenography or something? Everything he's mouthing is in the goddamn book." Rudy: "I gotta make an 'A' in this class." D-Bob: "Just remember 'Sitz im Leben' and it shouldn't be a problem."

"The secret to happiness in this Life is to be grateful for the gifts the good Lord has bestowed upon us."

spider pig song

"We're only going to score 17 points? Ha ha okay."

"We're going to send Jessica Simpson to the Democratic National Convention."

"We got smash and dash."

"I'm damn sick and tired of getting all rebounded."

A oposição foi a única a apresentar uma sutil mudança. Em vez das críticas ao tucano como de costume, preferiu ressaltar a importância das obras realizadas no governo de Gilmar Dominici (PT), antecessor de Sidnei. O vereador eleito, Paulo Afonso Ribeiro comentou a longa cerimônia e explicou o que pode fazer ...

"As a matter of fact. Let me hold this for you till you see the light. Shit, they ought to be paying us anyway."

Darnell Jefferson: "I promised the Rev. I'd get a degree, I don't wanna let him down." Alvin Mack: "Whatchu think nigga... you gonna be on the supreme court? All you need to know is how to sign an NFL contract... period."

"I've seen a lot of shitty things in my life Autumn, that's why I know when I see something good."

Darnell Jefferson: "Yo, motherfucker! You missed that block on purpose!" Ray Griffin: "Hey, you're full of shit. You fumbled! You try to blame me!" Darnell Jefferson: "All this shit is over Autumn, isn't it?" Ray Griffin: "Hey, fuck Autumn and fuck you! You just can't take a hint, punk?"

"Showtime baby."

"They look to me because they think I'll do anything. If I lose that then I'm just another guy and we'll get the shit kicked out of us."

Reporter: "You still need a deep threat or a breakaway back to go with Joe Kane. What are you gonna do to address this need?" Coach Winters: "Stop wasting' my time talking' to you guys for one thing."

"You take this helmet and you put it right in his numbers okay. Drive it through his guts. I want to see nothing but snot bubbles in his nose."

"But I thought you guys would know that if we won next week we'd still be conference champs and go to a major bowl. See I always knew you guys couldn't write but I thought at least you could count."

"Come here! I don't want to hear who started it. Save it for the field, do you understand me? Do you understand me?!"

"It's time to sit at the head of the table. Lets forget rehab. Forget your dad. There's 10 guys out there waiting for you, they're your family now."

"Alright defense, lets stuff them one time for Alvin!"

Coach Winters: "He deserves a second chance." Chairman: "Like Alvin Mack. We gave him a second chance. Since he has had 5 incompletes, 4 withdraws and still reads at a 4th grade level."

"You'll be seeing a lot of changes around here. Papa's got a brand new bag."

"Obviously shaken up here a little. Taking a look at this."

"If you retire you don't have anything to worry about. It's the third time I've said that I'll probably say it three more times."

"I don't think we need to be subliminable about the differences between our views on prescription drugs."

"That's the way to start the second half."

"You're still the captain of this team. We need you to be that captain from the sideline."

"Marshall University in West Virginia is in a state of shock today following the terrible tragedy of last Saturday Night's crash of a chartered airline. 75 people died in the wreckage, the football team, the coaches."

"We are Marshall! We are Marshall! We are Marshall!"

President Dedmon: "Frankly son, I wouldn’t know where to begin." Nate: "You can start with a coach sir."

"Something is happening here for the thundering herd."

"First down! Shipley's wide open! Touchdown Texas!"

Shut Up!

"Any problem on earth can be solved with the careful application of high explosives."

"Any problem on earth can be solved with the careful application of high explosives. The trick is to not be around when they go off."

Everyone is fleeing after the assassination attempt for Hitler was thwarted.

"You can serve Germany or the furor. Not both."

"Gentleman, we can save Europe from total destruction."

"The Utah Utes, the champions of the 75th Allstate Sugar Bowl."

"What an impressive job by Utah. They shocked everybody."

"Ever notice how you come across somebody once and a while you shouldn't have messed with, that's me."

Puffy: "He got sex appeal like LL." Man: "He a little bigger than that." Puffy: "What like Henry D." Man: "He little darker than that." Puffy: "Yo he look like Wesley Snipes?" Man: "He ain't Wesley."

"Seeing anybody?"

B.I.G. Mother: "What are you doing? Are you saying your prayers?" B.I.G.: "Praying that car teaches you how to drive."