Lady Cop: "Have a good night." Steve: "It's already been a good night now that you have served and protected us."
Brothers: "Score! Very Nice!"
"I could definitely get into this superhero gig."
Riddler: "Hey Two-Face, show me how to punch a guy." Two-Face: "It's dirt simple, my boy. Ball up the fist, reach way back, and assert yourself." Riddler: "That looks like fun!"
Alfred: "I saw the signal, sir. All is ready."
Judge:"You take the law into your own hands and I promise you you'll swing from one of those ropes out there." Cooper: "I know a little bit about the law, your honor."
"The only problem you've got sheriff is a short supply of guts!"
"I'll see you around. That's what's great about a small town."
"Back home, we had a pet skunk. Mom called it Justin Matisse, do you think that's a coincidence? All day long, mom would scream 'You stink Justin Matisse!' Finally, she just picked up a club and killed it."
"Doesn't that bother any of you? Because it scares the living piss out of me!"
Barry: "Come on Julie, How do you know this is even related? You did a lot of things last summer." Julie: "Yeah well, only one murder comes to mind." Barry: "You shut the hell up!"
"Oh my god, he's completely spaced out!!"
Courtney: "I'll fucking shred you, you little whore." Fern: "And I'll tell a secret."
"Feed me now, I'm starvin."
"Well, if it isn't Mrs. Sigmund Fraud!"
"The team and the school are seeing nothing but net."
"Far from being devastated from the shut out, Shelby and her team shrugged off her floor burns and came back for more."
"Grimes is accused of running up the score and Covenant Administrators had posted a statement on the school website calling the display shameful and an embarrassment."
"Grimes has posted his own version of what happened in the game online. He says he went to second string players after 3 minutes when the score was 25-0."
"Come with us Hugo and this will be over. You can stop hiding. You can stop worrying about the stories and the deceptions."
"I don't want to spend the rest of my life lying. Do you?"
Ana Lucia: "Let's start with the basics. First off, you need new cloths. Then you need to go to a safe place and take Sayid to someone you trust. You getting all this?" Hurley: "Yea."
Counter Girl: "Shih Tzus?" Hurley: "I like Shih Tzus." Counter Girl: "It likes like you hurt them."
Hurley's Dad: "With all do respect to you Dr. Shephard when this is over you're going to do something for me." Jack: "What?" Hurley's Dad: "Stay away from Hugo. Whatever it is you talked him into something tells me you don't have his best interest at heart. So stay away from my son."
Sawyer: "Welcome back Dr. Wizard." Scientist: "I think it's Mr. Wizard." Sawyer: "Shut up."
"Yeah I'm fine. Just stepped on something. Something jammed."
Kate: "Somebody knows we're lying." Sun:"What?" Kate: "Some lawyers came to see me."
"I think you got too much wood here on the inside. That's going to smother the leaves."
"This is a solemn and serious business that we are about to engage in."
"Stop this, stop this hideous facade."
"Ooo! She's hot!"
"It smells like a spy!!"
Bob: "You see her looking at me?" Doug: "Yeah, because she thought you were some kind of freak! Now c'mon, let's go!" Bob: "Take off! She likes me eh?" Soug: "No way!"
Doug: "Somebody horked our clothes!" Bob: "Geez, who'd want to hork our clothes, eh?"
Mary Ann: "Say something nice." Kevin: "Something nice."
"When you have to shoot, shoot - don't talk!"
"What happened to 'we rape, we pillage'? Tell her highness, she just slept through the finest moment of her life."
Character: "What are you doing here?" Killjoy: "Just spreading the good word and trying to save my ass."
"Do you always take a shower with a pistol?"
Stupid Soldier: "I thought you were tied up." Alejandro: "That's because you're stupid."
Carpetbagger: "Your young friend could use some help. This is it. One dollar a bottle. It works wonders on wounds." Josey Wales: "Works wonders on just about everything, huh?" Carpetbagger: "It can do most anything." Josey Wales: (Spits) "How's it with stains."
Character 1: "We are compelled to remind you that this man committed a serious crime against the Gods. We are loath to bring it up, mind you, yet the law clearly states the punishment for such a crime. Character 2: "Death" Character 1: "We hesitate to say it." Character 2: "Be still."
"Take the sandals from your feet from the which he stands."
"I've just sucked one year of your life away."
"Do you know what that sound is, highness? Those are the shrieking eels. If you don't believe me, just wait. They always grow louder when they're about to feed on human flesh!"
Prince Humperdinck: "Surrender!" Westley: "You mean to surrender to me? Very well, I accept."
"You're just stalling now."
"What is a sausage? A sausage is an indigestible balloon of decayed beef, riddled with tuberculosis! Eat it and die!"
"Sex is the sewer drain of a healthy body, sir! Any use of the sexual act other than procreation, is a waste of vital energy!"
"Masturbation is the silent killer of the night! The vilest sin of self-pollution!!"
"You heard about this morning's sensational events. Many shocking documents were recovered from the President's secret files! Locked within his private safe!"
Scotland Yard Investigator: "Nicolas Owen, Louis Guenever, Peter Damien..." Dr. Emma Russell: "Of course. Thomas More... all the names of Catholic saints."
"I ORDER ALL TROOPS LOYAL TO MOTHER RUSSIA, TO SEIZE THE CRIMINAL TRETIAK!!"
"Hey, ah ha, its a sweater!"
"I'm sure you won't find Padua any different than your old schools, same little ass-wipes, shit for brains everywhere!"
Feege: "Ya know Mona Dearly?" Chief Rash: "What about her?" Feege: "She was proceeding southbound on route 9 when apparently her vehicle was involved in a 21107." Chief Rash: "huh:What?" Feege: "She drove into the river." She's dead!" Chief Rash: "uhmmm."
Chief Rash: "Ya know my mother used to say, "Life gives you potatoes, make potato salad'." Mona: "Well life handled me a whole pile of shit, what am I suppose to make with that?" Phil: "Shit salad?"
"Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose."
Harry: "Skis huh?" Lady: "That's right." Harry: "Great. They yours?" Lady: "Uh huh." Harry: "Both of them?"
Lloyd: "What is the soup de jour?" Waitress: "It's the soup of the day." Lloyd: "Mmm, that sounds good, I'll have that."
"You sure picked a strange angel, honey! But I got the message."
Leo: "Very funny, you know that cop had me there for an hour? He tried to strip search me!" Riggs: "Hey, did you get his phone number?"
"Oh, I'm such a shit!"
"Jordan fades back, swoosh, and that's the game!"
(Telling each other in Japanese that the Indians are "shitty" again)
"You know, I used to hate Parkman when he was with the A's. It's amazing how a new uniform can change your attitude about a guy. He's STILL a dick!"
"You want sympthy?" (goes on)
"Fuck! Shut up!"
Boy George: "Look, Seth, darling alright look. Let's do this. Close your eyes." Seth: "No."
Seth: "Look I mean you can spend years, years in an English prison." Boy George: "That sounds alright to me."
"Plaxico Burress, wide receive of the New York Giants was arrested this week after accidently shooting himself in the leg with an illegally concealed weapon."
"Remember how I used to have a job and 35 million dollars and I wasn't in prison and there weren't any bullets in my leg. Well I kind of screwed that up."
Plaxico: "Yeah I mean this gives a whole new meaning to the phrase shooting yourself in the foot." Seth: "No that's the original meaning." Plaxico: "Really? Hm."
"And just to prove it I'd like to share with you some advise about managing your firearms in a segment I call Plaxico Burress Tips for Gun Ownerships."
"If you're going to shoot a gun look around first. If you see some targets on the wall, some men wearing sound proof headphones, if so you are at a shooting range, fire away."
"I mean look at me. I'm filled with holiday cheer. So the powers at be ask if I might be willing to spread a little joy."
"When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. You know that the state of California has a home invasion law where it's actually legal to shoot someone just for entering your resident."
"With a little old driver, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick. You know in Portugal they actually don't call him St. Nick. His name is Pain a Tau. And unless children leave him a stick of butter he steals one of their toes."
"This is a scientific fact."
"No? Suit yourselves."
John: "That is a sex movie." Vinnie: "Excuse me, sex movie?" John: "Yes." Vinnie: "Pornography is sex movie?" John: "Yes!" Vinnie: "Gracci, Gracci."
"Skeletor seems to like it. Bottoms up."
"I'm a complex guy Sweetheart."
"It's all in the details Stubbles."
"So this girl, Sally Slingshot."
"They'll do if they're U.S. Marshalls Sweet Cheeks."
"Hold on a second Sister."
"Well Short Cake."
"Word from the valley is St. Jack got himself buried in a cave in."
"My money is on you Sheena."
"What are you doing in my stuff Son."
"St. Blockhead was beating on me."
"Sorry Sport, you just missed her."
"Well hey there Sunshine."
"You're in my light Sticks."
"Oh gosh you sure know how to butter a man up Stay Puff."
"I am helping Short Round."
"Next time Shaft opens the cage."
"Yeah, yeah Snuffy."
Randy: "I was wondering if I could get some more work." Boss: "All I got is weekends. Isn't that when you sit on other dudes faces."
Woman: "You have a daughter?" Randy: "I love my daughter but she don't like me very much." Woman: "You should call her."
"How can a slumdog possibly know."
"She is my destiny."
"It's easy Scotty, everything is cool."
"You alright sweet heart?"
"So what's the plan Sundance."
"I trust everything is going swimmingly?"
"You are gonna split."
"I called up the bank and told them that you were stealing and drinking on the job. And they bought it. Can you believe it."
"There's no reason we need to be shackled by the structure of the employee, employer relationship."
"Suck failure freak."
"Steve, how the hell are you?"
"Sure no problem."
"Try to stop me from hitting you."
"Next time we'll get the rest of you stupid fools."
"I offer you my services as a wizard."
"Caleb, those people back there, they wasn't normal. Normal folks, they don't spit out bullets when you shoot 'em."
"I'm gonna separate your head from your shoulders, hope you don't mind none."
Indy: "There's a big snake in the plane Jock!" Jock: "Oh that's just my pet snake Reggie." Indy: "I hate snakes Jock! I hate um!" Jock: "Come on, show a little backbone will ya."
"Ha, ha ha ha....Son of a bitch!"
"But I can only show you the door. You're the one that has to walk through it."
"This is a sparring program, similar to the programmed reality of the Matrix. It has the same basic rules, rules like gravity. What you must learn is that these rules are no different than the rules of a computer system. Some of them can be bent, others can be broken. Understand? Then hit me, if you can."
"Unfortunately, no one can be, told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself."
Cassandra Barashe: "They gave you the final code!" Gillen Lane: "Yeah.Yeah, they did." Cassandra: "I knew they would. (Pulls out a gun and points it at his head). Hand it over! You should know by now, Gillen. Even Satan comes as an angel of light!"
"You could be the first, the man who breaks the sound barrier, you'd be on top."
"You know, honey...the guys at work tell me there's a special club we can join, if we meet in the bathroom."
"Of course, how selfish of me. Let's do all the things that YOU wanna do!"
"There's someone on the wing, some THING."
"Yo, she-bitch! Let's go."
?: "I'll swallow your soul!" Ash: "Come get some!"
"Give me some sugar, baby."
"I'm going to go back to the 60's and steal Austin Power's mojo."
Martin: "It's on this Island, San Potare." Katherine: "That means potato." Martin: "No it doesn’t. Now it has to be brought to Miami if we want to sell it." Katherine: "Yes, it does honey. It means St. Potato." Martin: "Katherine, that's not the point."
Guard: "Easy man open up. Oh man it smells like someone shit in your mouth." Pinball: "He told me he loved me."
"Sunsets are beautiful. New born babies are beautiful. This, this is fucking spectacular."
"Not many people get a second chance, John Spartan."
"You can take this job, and you can shovel it, hm?"
"Oh, I'm so scared."
"Take a, gun, I'm gonna put it to his head. I'm gonna say 'sign the papers Martin or your dead."
"Ah, yes, there's nothing like the scent of fresh tea tree, just soaking into your pores..don't you agree?" Max: "Lovely!"
Max: "Your old pal failed you, huh Chuck?" John: "Ohhhh, couldn't rise to the occasion?" Max: "Yes, the spirit was willing…" John: "Yeah, but the flesh was, uh…" Max: "Weak! Weak!"
John: "See, these days, they say you have to do…safe sex." Ariel: "John, when was the last time you made love?" John: "October 4th ---1978." Ariel: "Oh, I think we're safe."
"We are 'Samurai', the keyboard cowboys."
"Spandex, it's a privilege, not a right."
"Super Hero like, even."
"Damnit Jack, will you get a straight answer, or I'm gonna have my partner there shoot off his foot."
"Does anyone here speak English ... or even ancient Greek? Water... oh no thank you... fish make love in it."
Fanatic: "If you don't let go Dr. Jones then we'll both die." Indy: "Then we'll die." Fanatic: "My soul is prepared. How's yous?"
Indy: "All I have to do is squeeze." Elsa: "All I have to do is scream."
Tommy: "So what'a'ya think?" Monica: "About what, your sleeping or your drooling?"
"Caine and Hackman in the same movie together! This is my thesis, man! This is my closing argument! I CAN STOP WATCHING TV! YEAH!!"
"Super Bowl 43 between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Arizona Cardinals. Who's coming to get get ya? Bonesaw is coming to get ya. Oh yeah."
"If you hate going to work, no one respects you, you always wish you were somewhere else, you cry constantly, you day dream of punching small animals and you sit next to this guy it may be time."
Danica Patrick: "This is my fifth showed today." Guy: "Steamy." Guy 2: "Steamy? Lets had the German woman from the Dean's Office. Mrs. Schmitt."
"Smart grid technology from GE will make the way we distribute electricity more efficient. Simply by making it more intelligent."
"Once you're brain is reduced to a cottage cheese like mush we'll scoop them out with a melon baler and gobble them right on up."
"So if you are watching a Vizio. Smart move, you know your technology."
"Let everyone….know what happens to…Isn't it tie for a serious breakfast?"
"Bud Light Lime, it's a summer state of mind."
MacGruber: "It's Pepsi's new motto. To me it means relaxed." Man: "Are you sponsored by Pepsi or something?" MacGruber: "What? Maybe!"
"Alright guys, we're playing against NFL legends. If we're going to survive this, we got to stick together."
Man 1: "We're not leaving until we met our budget. We need ideas." Woman: "We could cut back on marketing." Man 2: "We could eliminate bonuses." Man 3: "How about we stop buying Bud Light for every meeting."
Dr. Rick Marshall: "Something's happening." Man: "It's an earthquake. Ah!?"
Animal: "Friend?" Dr. Rick Marshall: "Smells good. Ah!"
"The prisoners shall be stoned today!"
"Daisy! Daisy! Come on Daisy! Say goodbye to lover boy."
Man: "Strange days." Lawny: "Strange days indeed."
"We are under attack. They have struck us from within."
"Hey, com'mere, I got somethin' good for ya, c'mon!"
"Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand"