She's the woman behind the man, isn't she?

Sally: She had your keys. Don: I gave her my keys.

Sally: She knew you had peanut butter. Don: Everyone has peanut butter.

Well she said she wanted to meet me. Why would she want to meet me?

Shit. Now we can't leave.

Sometimes after work, I go to the park and feed the birds.

Faye: Sometimes we have to do things we don't want to do. Sally: Shut up.

I was coming to get you. Mrs... Your... Sally's mother is in reception.

So they came up with the prophecy: "behold the virgin shall conceive and bear us a son."

Parole hearing man: Says here that you've served 30 years of life sentence. You feel you've been rehabilitated? Red: Oh, yes, sir, without a doubt.

Shall we dance?

Yeah, yeah, I know. Shit mess my life up when everything is going so sweet, right?

Lane: She's the finest waitress. Robert: I'd be partial to anyone who brings us our drinks.

Surely He shall deliver thee from the snare of the fowler and from the noisome pestilence.

She's not there.

She was like all the girls I knew in dancing school. A very nice girl. Very nice. Emily was a little nicer.

Said he was looking for drugs.

Daryl: Said a lot of things, actually. Rick: Like what? Daryl: Said that you were gonna change your mind. Here we go.

Emily: Sometimes I think I'd prefer a rival of flesh and blood. Kane: Oh Emily, I don't spend that much time on the newspaper.

You look so tired...

Richard: Say, how'd you get it done so fast? I've only been gone a week. Regina: Professor Keenbean invented some proton particle maximizer, something like that.

Sometimes I just kill myself.

"Serious consequences for Mr. Kane, for yourself, and for your son."

Arnie: See where the paint doesn't quite match? Junkins: Nope. It's a hell of a job. It's a hell of a job, Arnie.

Junkins: Scouts' honor? Arnie: I'm not a scout.

Some shithead's following me!

Somebody saw your car cruising behind Buddy Repperton last night. He's dead, too. So are Don Vandenberg and Richard Challony. Guess nobody will be trashing your car anymore.

Joan: So you want to keep it? Roger: No, of course not, but it's just...

Sail away to a desert island, probably, and lord it over the monkeys.

Sure we're speaking, Jedediah. You're fired.

Some people can sing. Some can't.

Stop telling me he's your friend. Friends don't write that kind of review. All these other papers panning me, I could expect that.

Sure, you give me things, but that don't mean anything to you.

Susan: So you're going down to Xanadu? Jerry: Yeah, Monday with some of the boys from the office. Mr. Rawlston wants the whole place photographed, all that art stuff.

She's 17 years old. What do I say to her?

Roger: Should've tried that move at Gettysburg. Lee: My grandpa fought in the Civil War. Roger: Really? Where did he surrender?

Phillipa: So what do you do around here? After you left The Palms, they said you were a smuggler. Jack: No, I'm a snuggler.

Stop it. Please, don't touch me.

Good idea. Take care. See you in the 17th Century.

So I walk away from $4 million, and I just keep this to myself, because why?

Shall we go down the current status of accounts? Lucky Strike? Vick Chemical?

Jack: So this is my room. Phillipa: Hmm. Very nice. Jack: Mmm. This is still my room.

Sol, I hope we're not gonna blow this thing just because them hippies want to do bed-and-breakfast on the beach.

Voit: Sol, you got to get them out of there. Gundy: I will chew on their livers. Voit: Please, Sol, I hate liver.

John: American Tobacco came in last Monday, said they're moving all the brands to us. Ken: Well, that's not true. John: Someone should tell Lee Garner, Jr. that.

Voit: Sol, the boys are back. Our ship has come in. Now we've got to deliver. Gundy: It's that fireman.

Ed, Lillian, you'll have to excuse me. Sweetheart, I swear to you I wouldn't do this if it wasn't serious.

Roger: Somebody call Lane in London? Don: Yeah, I don't think he'll go back to sleep.

Richard: Someday I'll give you a tour. Lawrence: I'd like that. Well, once again, thank you for a lovely evening.

Ellsworth: So what do you think, Rich? Rich: I think all we ever talk about is money. We should be having fun.

She was born in 1898 in a barn. She died on the 37th floor of a skyscraper. She's an astronaut.

Don: You're not worried? Peggy: I don't know. You seem to have everything in hand. Should I be worried?

So he saves your life, cleans you up, fed you a line of bullshit.

Reese: Starsky and Hutchinson? Kevin: They call him Hutch, actually.

Sit on it, Manetti.

Pee Wee: So you guys want to play or what? Richie: Hey, I got an idea. Want to try the Kidapult? Gloria: The Kidapult?

So what, is that, like, a trick question? Because if it's printed on the crest, then you don't have to give it to us as a test. Anybody could read the crest. That wouldn't prove that we're Jesters. Not cool.

Sam, we go back a long way. I need this new highway contract. I don't get it, and I go under. That's a fact.

Jack: See, there's a lot of heat on me, guys, if you really want something, ask that guy over there. Don't look! Barry: Where.

So even if we had to cross from shore to shore, the longest it would take would be 4 hours, even if we had to average less than 2 miles an hour. No, we'll be OK.

Shut up, Mouth!

Mikey: Shut up about that stuff! It'll never happen! My dad'll fix it! Brand: Yeah. Sure, he will, if he gets his next 400 paychecks by tomorrow afternoon. Mikey: That's wrong, Brand! It won't happen!

Voit: So, the fireman. Jack: So, the middleman. Voit: How you doing? Jack: Not so good.

Still a bold fireman? You're the same all over the world. You like to drive fast, throw water on things, and leave a mess.

Surrender, Ernest Reed, and you will all be released unharmed!

Playtex gloves protect a woman's hands, so they're soft enough to touch all the things a woman wants to touch.

So every now and then, you gotta do something that might not agree with your principles. Basically, you have to forget you got any.

Stop me at three. This is one.

Roger: Joanie, I need you. Joan: Stop it, or we can talk on the phone.

So what are you trying to say?

So that night we got mugged, that was the last time?

See that? I kissed you and it got quiet.

Sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun.

Shouldn't we bury it or something?

Don: Well, you haven't been here that long. Megan: And you don't know how long I will be, so why get to know me?

Faye: I was going to call, but I didn't want to do this over the phone. Don: So you were gonna write it on an envelope.

Sessão

derp derp

Saint Peter on a popsicle stick! He's going to scramble their molecules! Don't panic. Don't panic, Keenbean. You'll think of something.

So I'm backing out the door, right? And I got the T.V. like this. It was a big ol' thing. I couldn't see shit.

So finally the voice says, "You hear what I said, boy?" I say, "Yes, sir. I sure did. But if I drop this fuckin' thing, you got me on destruction of property, too."

Snooze: Sounds like you done time all over New England. Tommy: Yeah, I been in and out since I was 13. You name the place, chances are I've been there.

Special treatment.

Daniel: So this is your old girlfriend, Yukie? She sent the letter? Miyagi: Hai. Daniel: And this is your buddy? Miyagi: Mmmm. My best buddy, Sato.

Miss Collins: Sue! What are you doing? What are you doing?! Sue: Carrie. She just got her period. Miss Collins: Who's got her period?

Daniel: Well, so how could you leave? Miyagi: Miyagi no believe in fighting. Daniel: Yeah, I know that, but you were in love. Come on.

Stand up, walk to the back, and do a slow spin for me.

Earl: Slow spin. Starsky: He says to do a slow spin.

Right, so where's the coke?

Miyagi: Uh. Village south. Why please we go north now? Driver: Some things have changed since you go, Miyagi-san. Chozen: And some things have not, eh?

So, coward, you return.

Miyagi: Sato, I no fight you. Sato: Then you die as you have lived: a coward.

One day, strong winds, strong sun, strong saki, but no fish.

Shimpo Sensei fall asleep off coast of Okinawa, wake up off coast of China.

Six hundred dollar say he break all six.

I've seen her practice. She's really amazing.

Roberts: Hey... Stand down! Torres: Get back! Roberts: Stand down! Torres: Get back! Roberts: Officer, stand down right now!

Customs: Sir, how long are you gonna be in this country? Axl: One week. Customs: Are you here for business or pleasure Axl: Hopefully both.

Henry: Sing a song of sixpence. Catherine: A pocket full of rye.

Reisman: So we haven't been compromised, then? Assistant: I'm not sure. I'm working on that right now, sir.

Surprised? I know everything there is to know about you, Stan.

Teddy: Thanks for waiting, Cole. Cole: Teddy Lee, no problem. Teddy: Special Agent Ramsey.

Skidmarks appear to match the tire tracks from Reno. And it looks like he scraped the rail and lost some paint.

Anne Marie Vicksey. She makes seven.

So, uh... spoke to Holly lately?

Stan: Mel... Melissa: Stop callin' me that, Stanley. Stan: Look, I just... I just want to see my baby.

Gordon: Sheriff checks D.M.V. Son of a bitch drives a '92 ford pickup. Guess what color. Peter: Aqua green.

Stan: Your child? She's our child. Melissa: She will never be your child. Forget Holly.

Sally: Dr. Edna's smart. Glen: She tell you to kiss your mom's ass?

So who's smarter, me or her?

Glen: She doesn't like me. She thinks... She doesn't like kids. Sally: That's not true.

Should have left him the way he was.

So what?

So if she wants to stop the session or if it gets too intense, she can give the signal and we abort.

She doesn't care what the truth is as long as I do what she says.

Stop it! Now relax! Calm down. Listen to me. It's ok. It's ok, baby.

Storybook Story

Perry: Midge? Honey? Don: She lost her purse. Perry: Oh, right.

So, she's cured?

She's not better. She ran away.

Special Guest Jen Carlos Canela - Bongos Cuban Cafe Miami Promo - March 30th, 2013

Sorry, you old dog. You just got a little too long in the tooth.

Show her that if she had remained sinless, the curse of blood would never have come on her.

Somebody's going to be having fun tonight!

Miss Collins: And spit out that gum. Chris: Where'll I put it, Miss Collins? Miss Collins: You can choke on it for all I care. Just get it out of your mouth.

Some fellas collect stamps. Others build matchstick houses. Andy built a library.

She can't get away with this, if we all stick together, Norma! Helen?

Tommy: Smart fella, ain't he? Red: Smart as they come. Used to be a banker on the outside.

See, I put my lucky jacket on the back of a dead kangaroo who came to life and hopped off with all my money.

Billy: Some other time, huh? Freddy: Oh, you pussy! Billy: Gimme one of them beers, huh? Freddy: Suck on this, huh? Billy: All right!

Said he pulled hundreds of jobs. Hard to believe, high-strung as he was. You cut a loud fart, he'd jump 3 feet in the air.

So one night, like a joke, I say to him, I say, "Yeah, Elmo, who'd you kill?"

So I pick out this guy, go in one night, and do his place.

She's fuckin' this prick, see, this golf pro, but she's married to some other guy. Some hotshot banker, and he's the one they pinned it on.

Say hello to my little friend!

Miss Collins: So what are you down here moping around for? Carrie: Tommy Ross asked me. Miss Collins: That's even better. He's really cute, huh?

She's had quite a journey. Unlike anything we've ever seen before.

Peter: So she's made contact? Henry: Oh, yes. She's gone very deep into his world. At times too far.

Said that a life of sexual abuse drove him to do these things and, you know, whatever the fuck.

Stargher have any pets? You know, cats, dogs...

Starsky's bored.

Father: Stop your crying. You want to iron like a woman? Let me show you how to iron. Young Carl: No!

She was my first. I made such a mess.

Carrie: Stop it, mama! Stop hurting yourself, mama! Margaret: I'm not!

She went through the process, too, and it didn't matter. You don't know him.

Data & Mikey: Shut up, Chunk!

Soda pop. Oh, boy, am I thirsty. Damn it!

Stay to the right!

Andy: So I elbowed his lip. Brand: You elbowed his lip?

Chunk: Shame, shame. Data: I know your name.

Henry: She changed the codes. You can't get in. Gordon: What happened? Henry: She reversed the feeds.

Each time, your case was thrown out. Situation doesn't look good, sweetheart.

Sounds like my grandfather taking a leak, Mikey.

Sorry we didn't get a chance to talk on the bus. Remember me? I'm Jack.

She's keeping his dog, Peter. I'd say pretty fucking strange is par for the course.

So come on. Get out there. Mingle. I guarantee if you stick with it, by tonight your meat will be smoked. Do you know what I'm saying?

See, the thing is, they have you put the furniture together yourself.

Screw the rent. What, do you think I bought that place for the rent? I bought it for you.

Ah, smog! Smells like home, huh, Mr. Miyagi?

Oh yeah, I told her the right flight. I just told her the wrong day. I told her we were in tomorrow. She loves surprises.

She, uh, got this great job with a dance company in Tokyo, and I guess she just couldn't say no, so.

Lucille: I gotta go, okay? Uh. Listen, Uncle Louie says hi, and I love you. Daniel: Okay, say hi to Uncle Louie. I love you too. Bye-bye.

Roberts: So, how do I find him? Axl: You don't find him, he finds you.

Daniel: So what are you gonna do now? Miyagi: Don't know.

Daniel: Good money, huh? Smell that. Miyagi: Smell like college education. Daniel: I know that, Mr. Miyagi, but I have a great idea. Miyagi: Tah-tah-tah-tah, Daniel-san.

Gabriel: Stan! I thought we'd lost you. Stan: Tell me what the deal is.

Miyagi: So, how first day college? Daniel: College? Uh, college.

FBI Geek 2: Did you know he uses his wife in a couple of the videos? FBI Geek 1: No, I know, I know, I know. She's like an actress. Roberts: That's great. Are you done?

FBI Geek 2: She's a serious piece of talent. FBI Geek 1: Ha ha ha! Man, she's way out of his league.

Gabriel: Some view. Let's get a drink. Computer: Pool lights: On.

So is this the opportunity of a lifetime or what? Huh?

Gabriel: So, how did you do it? Stan: Do what? Gabriel: Break the code.

Gabriel: So, what we need from you, Stanley, is a worm. A hydra, actually. Ginger: A multi-headed worm to sniff out digital footprints across an encrypted network.

Gabriel: So, is it impossible? Stan: Nothing's impossible. Gabriel: Good. So we have a deal.

Daniel: So I think we should, uh, seriously reconsider this, right? Miyagi: Wrong. Daniel: Wrong? Miyagi: Should consider get new pot for bonsai.

Jessica: So what can I do for you? Daniel: Well I, actually I came, I was looking to buy some pots.

Daniel: So you all set to go? Jessica: Uh, first, first I got to tell you this.

Jessica: So how's it going so far? Good? Miyagi: I never know retirement mean such hard work.

Jessica: Oh, what's this? Daniel: Oh, that? That, that's Mr. Miyagi's. He brought it for good luck. So what do you think? Gonna be great, huh?

Jessica: So, uh, so where'd you meet him? Daniel: I, I met him when I moved out here. Then he started teaching me karate, and then from there. Jessica: Karate? Daniel: Yeah. Jessica: You do karate? Daniel: Yeah.

Ah, I was supposed to have dinner with my Aunt Pat. She owns the shop. Anyway, she had to do something, so I got stuck with all this macaroni and cheese.

Sometime better be bothered full stomach than empty one.

If you win, all they do is they put you up there for a school song and a dance. And then some guy takes your picture for the yearbook, so that everyone can see we look like a couple of idiots.

Strictly business, no strings attached. What do you say? We got a deal?

See you later, alligator.

Linda: Sam, come on, don't look at me like that. It's only 2 months. It's not like I'm going to the moon. Sam: 2 months is a long time.

Sam, I went to school in that building right there. I hung upside-down on this jungle gym. In 20 years I haven't moved an inch.

Sam, listen to me. Love can sometimes be a very difficult thing. Listen up.

Daniel: So, where do you study? Kumiko: No schools for this kind of dancing in Okinawa. Daniel: Oh, what a drag.

So folks, if you've got a pair of sunglasses, I advise putting them on, because I've got a feeling these two are gonna light it up!

Shift gears, blow your funky horn.

Daniel: What, what'd you do? What'd you buy these? Miyagi: Hai. Daniel: With what? Miyagi: Sell truck. Daniel: You sold the truck? Miyagi: Hai.

Sounds like you did some coke.

Daniel: Smells like old foot powder. What's in there? Miyagi: Better you don't know. Done. Give me your foot.

Saves lives. Trust me.

Seems like a pretty big coincidence, huh?

Terry: Stomp you into the ground! Now, what are you going to do about it? Daniel: Nail him! Terry: Then do it!

Sometime when take trip, better know where trip end. Otherwise, better just stay home.