Conan:You snuck into the room. Jennifer: I sneaked into the room. Snuck isn't a word, Conan. And you went to Harvard and you should know that. Conan: Snuck past participle of sneak. Hahahahaha.
"She needs help. She needs help."
"We're not releasing them. They've been suspended."
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"That that head of Merrill Lynch had paid all these high bonuses to people…why? B of A should have said forget it."
"In other words, we have lived through an era where too often, short-term gains were prized over long-term prosperity; where we failed to look beyond the next payment, the next quarter, or the next election."
"Still, this plan will require significant resources from the federal government – and yes, probably more than we’ve already set aside. But while the cost of action will be great, I can assure you that the cost of inaction will be far greater, for it could result in an economy that sputters along for not months or ...
"if your family earns less than $250,000 a year, you will not see your taxes increased a single dime. I repeat: not one single dime."
"If we come together and lift this nation from the depths of this crisis; if we put our people back to work and restart the engine of our prosperity; if we confront without fear the challenges of our time and summon that enduring spirit of an America that does not quit, then someday years from now our children can t...
"Start the day off…might start off with a little Lucky Charms, Honeycombs, Fruity Pebbles
"I don't know when men started to hug each other, but hug they do, and look at that."
"So where we agree, Republicans must be the president's strongest partners."
"There is a lesson in this experience: The strength of America is not found in our government. It is found in the compassionate hearts and the enterprising spirit of our citizens."
"Now people over the internet are saying that Bobby Jindal sounds a lot like Kenneth The Page from 30 Rock."
Jimmy: "It looks just like Governor Jindal's reception hall." Kenneth: "Okay. I guess we have similar tastes. Similar but impeccable tastes."
Jimmy: "Correct me if I'm wrong but it seems as if the public at first supported you but now they've done an about face. Even your own mom seems to be upset at you." Nadya: "Well my mother doesn’t know what she's talking about. She had me and I had them. So really she had all these kids."
"And she needs now to do the right thing and support them both emotionally and financially. I encouraged to go out and get another job."
Obama: "This crisis could turn into a catastrophe." Colbert: "It's all part of his plan to stimulate the economy through sales of Paxil."
"Three class guys and you pick them out and single them out…"
"Asking me that stupid ass shit every fucking night. Stupid…I'm not taking…"
"I'm sick and tired of all this bull shit."
"Send in the next bitch."
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