"That stuff stinks."

"Why are there people like Frank? Why is there so much trouble in this world?"

"I had a dream. In fact, it was on the night I met you. In the dream, there was our world, and the world was dark because there weren't any robins and the robins represented love. And for the longest time, there was this darkness. And all of a sudden, thousands of robins were set free and they flew down and brought ...

SIRSY

"Straight outta Locash a crazy motherfucker named Gusto. I fucked your wife because the bitch was a big Ho. I'll fuck your sister, I'll fuck your cat, I would have fucked your Mom but the bitch was too fat."

"I think it's kinda unfair that Cell Block 4 is being picked on like that. Because at these other concerts where they have rat heads and cat heads being bit off, and people spitting into cups and drinking from it."

"Straight outta Locash a crazy motherfucker named Gusto. I fucked your wife because the bitch was a big Ho. I'll fuck your sister, I'll fuck your cat, I would have fucked your Mom but the bitch was too fat When I'm in your neighborhood..."

Dead Mike: "Why you gotta disrespect this sister?" Albert: "Man, she ain't nuttin' but a groupie with a pen." Eve: "I hear a pen is all you have in your pants and it's already out of ink."

Girl: "The smallest dog in the world is a Chihuahua. It's name comes from the city in Mexico where it became popular." Grandma: "Shut up girl. You just think you so smart 'cuz you can read."

Gusto: "Slip into something a little more comfortable? Bitch, what could be more comfortable than what you got on?" Sissy: "Don't worry you won't be disappointed."

Ben Newman: "Hey, look at Sundance wrestle his duck." Michael: "Oh, no, that's not wrestling. That's something you shouldn't know about for another 10 to 30 years. Ten for you. Thirty for you."

"Something stinks like stale french fries."

James Earl Jones: "Once again, Michael left Donna in bed confused and unsatisfied." Michael: "Shut up, James Earl Jones!" James Earl Jones: "No, you shut up, big mouth!"

Sloane: "Do me a favor, why don’t you just, shove off." Alex: "Ah, I appreciate the request but why don't you just shove off." Sloane: "Take it easy, my friend." Alex: "I don't believe I will take it easy."

"Sloane, even though Sally Michaels only lives on paper, I live in the world, and I can never forgive you for using me as raw material to create a fictional monster. Sally Michaels is my own personal ghost - a shadow hanging over each phone call, a cup of iced tea, and one cold day, when age has robbed your mind of...

"Derek, give me a beat, steamy and sticky."

"Shakira is breathing down my neck! So I want to dance!"

Alex: "My God, you're stubborn!" Sophie: "And you're not stubborn enough, to stand up for what's good!"

Sophie: "It's like you were trying so hard to get a hit that it just wasn't you. The songs were soulless!" Alex: "I agree. But ours has soul, so…" Sophie: "But not if we ruin it, and you know that! Why are you so scared to care?" Alex: "Because it wont matter!"

"Now why am I standing here looking at thirty pages of wrong ad layouts Leo? Because someone, Leo, didn't do their job."

Quinn: "Are you gonna stop acting like a lunatic?" Robin: "Fuck you!" Quinn: "Pardon me? What did you say?"

Robin: "I'm sorry to interrupt you but, uh, I’m having a bit of a problem." Quinn: "What's the problem?" Robin: "Some sort of creature has just swum up my pants."

"What the hell did you do? What the… you… You wasted our one God damn flare, to shoot a God damn palm tree?"

Robin: "So what's the deal with you and uhm, hmm." Quinn: "Angelica." Robin: "Yeah." Quinn: "No deal, we're friends."

Seven years ago you were this little debutant just off and plantation, and now, you're my steel magnolia!

Next time you lock somebody out, make sure they don't know where the spare key is.

I don't have a single childhood memory that doesn't have you two in it. And that includes the night I lit my ass on fire you remember that?

Melanie: "He was still drunk from the night before." Earl: "Can you blame him?" Melanie: "Yes, I can!"

Oh good land of the living, you are skin and bones!

The next you're throwing it all away on some young piece of ass.

Jake: "Selfish bitch!" Melanie: "You want a wife, you got a wife."

Hi I'm Melanie, Jake's snotty yankee bitch wife whom he refuses to divorce, even though I'm engaged to another man.

What makes you think you can treat them like something you stepped in in those fancy shoes?

Detective: "You two don't get along too well, do you?" Oscar: "Oh that's not true. There was a period of seventeen years that was wonderful. Then, unfortunately, we saw each other again."

Felix: "This doesn't look like our kind of crowd." Oscar: "If anyone gets tough just show 'em your underwear."

"You know, we just used so many metaphors, I forgot what the hell we were talking about."

"Can you believe these creeps closed the bar already? Well don't worry honey, I stay open all night."

"No my self-esteem, my self-esteem is fine. My self-esteem is fine."

"You know what, I'll see you both in the bar. Bye."

"So you shut the fuck up you hear me!"

Michael: "Ben? That you? Look how big you got. You're enormous." Ben Age 17: "Look who's talking, Captain Twinkie of the S.S. Fat-Ass!"

"You're gonna have to muscle up big guy to get it out there. You gotta give it the old steroid jerk."

"I'm not cut out for this shit. I'm an observer by nature. I'm a spectator."

"Sure you love her. Now. So you'll have two years of excitement and 45 years of hell."

Romeo: "Well it's gotta be the woman." Roy: "I thought you said it was a virus." Romeo: "Well a woman can have the same affect."

"Sneak a few in the bag when you get a chance. If we swipe enough free shit we might just be able to pay for this fiasco."

Donna: "Would you stop flapping that thing?!" Michael: "It's my flap, I'll do whatever the hell I want with it!"

Michael: "Ma, thank you so much for giving birth to me, I know it hurt. Okay?" Trudy Newman: "You have no idea. But, honey, please, stay off the bong pipe."

Michael: "One day, you are gonna be the hottest chick alive. But you still gotta have brains. So tomorrow I'm gonna teach you calculus." Samantha: "You know calculus?" Michael: "I knew you'd call me on that. Alright, your mother will teach you."

"So I hope that you have signed on for some action gentlemen cause you're going to get it."

"Smoke em if you got em."

"This is so not worth $11.50 an hour."

"It was just a regular day in Far Far Away. Now with evil forces gathering. Shrek is on a mission to find the true king. But the question is. This summer, old friends are changing. New friendships are beginning. And the ladies, are no longer in waiting. It's a whole new chapter in the greatest fairy tale ever told. ...

Eddie: "Parker." Mary Jane: "What happened to you?" Peter: "I don't know but I have to stop it."

Peter: "I'm gonna ask MJ to marry me." May: "A man has to put his wife before himself. Can you do that Peter?" Peter: "Yeah I think I can." May: "Revenge is like a poison. It can take us over. Before you know it, it can turn you into something ugly." Eddie: "Woah, Spidey. Love the new outfit."

"I'd like to do two, you know - a ballad and then maybe a more up-tempo number where I get to shake it a bit."

Chris: "Oh. Maybe if I had plants I'd still be married." Alex: "Yes. I think that was the problem, not Susan's affair and raging nymphomania but your lack of vegetation."

Chris: "She seems like a very spiritual kid." Alex: "Yeah, it's nice to see a young woman exploring religion."

"We began spending every minute together - which is why I was sort of surprised when his fiance showed up."

You're sittin' on a real high horse boy.

Well if he smashes lights at Folsom, they're gonna keep him there.

Alex: "She's gonna have a baby!" Sophie: "Hey! What if that were true?!"

In cause none ya'll heard, she said yes!

"And think this is a first for President Obama. This weekend he played golf. And at one point, this happens, you know you play golf you get stuck really deep in a sand trap. The same thing happened to George Bush, it's called Iraq."

"A Boeing 747 a plane used by the President of the United States that is called Air force 1 when the president is on board did this fly over near ground zero…I'm very angry at you. If you're bringing a plane that low in New York there are four safe places to land, LaGuardia, JFK, Newark and the Hudson River. Ground ...

Praise the Lord the South has risen again!

Algren: "Sergeant Gant did you hear my order." Gant: "I did indeed sir." Algren: "Good, then you will obey it. Now!" Gant: "No disrespect intended sir but, shove it up your ass."

"Spring, 1877. This marks the longest I've stayed in one place since I left the farm at 17. There is so much here I will never understand. I've never been a church going man, and what I've seen on the field of battle has led me to question God's purpose. But there is indeed something spiritual in this place. And tho...

"Sna! Sna! Snaaa! I'm sorry."

"Don't get physical with me Felix. I'm too old to hit, but I can spit you to death."

"San Taco Bell. We'll go any place."

Ed: "Target parachute jumping." Mitch: "Ed!" Ed: "Now, it's a smaller parachute but you're traveling twice as fast." Mitch: "Great so when they find your body they can burry it in a Sucrets box."

"Well at least she said my age in years. Usually she uses months like I'm still an infant. How's Mitch? Oh good, he's 468 months today."

Danny: "My dad's name’s Mitch and he's... He's a submarine commander." Mitch: "Danny." Danny: "He works for WBLM Radio."

"So we're doing this job on 60th and Third. Big freakin' ball breaker of a job, right, and we got the area roped off, you know, so that some schmuck don't walk through there and take a wrecking ball between the eyes. All of a sudden this woman, you know with the big dark glasses and the Bloomingdale bags, she starts...

"Did you see that guy? That is toughest man I've ever seen in my life. Did you see how leathery he was. He was like a saddle bag with eyes."

Ed: "You wouldn't like to screw her brains out." Mitch: "Lovely image. It ranks right up there with my other favorite of yours: 'bang the shit out of her'."

Ed: "It means, that's pretty smug advice coming from a man who mounted an 18 year old checkout girl on the day old bread rack." Phil: "She's 20 and shut up."

Mitch's Mom: "I'm gonna have to have him neutered." Mitch: "She means the dog." Mitch's Mother: "Hey stop that. Oh I've got to go, he's peeing on the carpet." Mitch: "She means dad."

"Boy look at you, you're still the world's smallest big brother."

Stone: "It's much better than you, you stinkin Irish pig." Malone: "Oh I like him."

Barbara: "I can't believe you two are from the same gene pool." Mitch: "He's from the shallow end."

Phil: "Somebody, suck out the poison. Please!" Glen: "He's your friend." Mitch: "Yeah, but you slept with his sister." Phil: "I'm losing feeling!" Mitch: "Can't we wait till the poison travels up?"

"Glen, suck on his ass."

Malone: "Shoot to kill, you hear what I said?" Stone: "Yes I did, shoot to kill."

"I'm gona tell you somethin. Somebody messes with me, I'm gonna mess with him."

Daddy says there's something wrong with you.

That sound everyone's talking about. Steady like a train, sharp like a razor.

Vivian: "Stay clear of my children." June: "Vivian…I was just saying hi." Vivian: "You heard me."

"People from your world have so much to lose. Now, you think because your mommy and your daddy got shot you know about the ugly side of life, but you don't. You've never tasted desperate. You're... You're Bruce Wayne, the prince of Gotham. You'd have to go miles to meet someone who didn't know your name. So don...

Ducard: "Your compassion is a weakness your enemies will not share." Bruce: "That's why it's so important. It separates us from them."

"As Gotham's favored son you will be ideally placed to strike at the heart of criminality."

"Their murder shocked the wealthy and the powerful into action."

Fox: "Nomex survival suit for advanced infantry. Kevlar bi-weave, reinforced joints." Bruce: "Tear-resistant?" Fox: "This sucker will stop a knife." Bruce: "Bulletproof?" Fox: "Anything but a straight shot."

Cop 1: "They say it was just one guy. Or a creature." Loeb: "It was some asshole in a costume."

"Strange injuries, a nonexistent social life. These things beg the question as to what exactly does Bruce Wayne do with his time and his money."

"Storm's coming."

"Crane's been smuggling his toxin hidden in Falcone's drugs and they're dumping it into the water supply."

Rachel: "What are you doing?" Batman: "Shortcut."

"Dr. Zarkov. Are you a sight for sore eyes."

Klytus: "But Flash Gordon is still alive." Emperor Ming: "Alive!?" Kala: "He was revived by a traitor. And spirited from the city."

Emperor Ming: "What traitor?" Klytus: "I have my suspicions but I need your authority to pursue them, my way." Emperor Ming: "Stop at nothing." Klytus: "No matter to whom the trail leads?" Emperor Ming: "I said at nothing."

Arborian Boy: "Send me on my way. Spare me the madness." Barin: "I will. Hold him."

"And you were gonna do it. You were gonna suck on my ass."

"Our mom died, she was 95. Stabbed in a bar fight."

Glen: "When was the last time you were with a women." Phil: "Uh, Saturday, Saturday will be a year." Glen: "Ouch." Mitch: "Boy if I'd known I would have gotten you a cake."

Duke: "Curly loved the land, and I loved the sea." Mitch: "So you're like surf and turf."

"Stampede!"

Mitch: "Is this real bad?" Duke: "Na, looks like you, like you spent the night with a Singapore hooker."

"Will you guys shut up!"

"You haven't beaten me. You have sacrificed sure footing for a killing stroke."

"Stealth mode activated."

"Scarecrow. Scarecrow."

"I'll be standing where I belong. Between you and the people of Gotham."

"Flash - a-ah - savior of the universe!"

"Sorry, Munson. Missed your opportunity."

"Strange object imaged in the imperial vortex."

"Sisters!"

"Sisters, gather 'round."

"Vultan! You will surrender these fugitives at once, or the Imperial Fleet will blast your kingdom to atoms."

"Sisters, sing."

Flash: "You mean slaves?" Emperor Ming: "Let's say, they'll be satisfied with less."

"Stand by, my Hawk men!"

"Look at her. And she's so well fed, isn't she? Plump. Plump! Shis-ka-baby."

Winnie: "Oh, stay for supper." Dani: "I'm-- I'm-- I'm not hungry." Mary: "Oh, but we are."

_

Mary: "Stop! I smell children." Winnie: "Marvelous."

"I may just be a small town FBI agent slash single mother but I'm still tough and sexy."

Frau: "Welcome back here Doctor. How was space?" Dr. Evil: "Space was cool. Wasn't it Mini Me? Yeah."

Master: "Calm down, puddin' face." Master's wife: "Shove it, Satan." Sarah: "Ohh. Thou should not speak to Master in such a manner." Master: "They call me Master." Master's wife: "Wait'll you see what I'm gonna call ya."

Sanderson Sisters: "Ah-say-into-pie Oppa-maybe-uppen-die." Parents: "Ah-say-into-pie Oppa-maybe-uppen-die. Sanderson Sisters: "In-kama-koray-ah-ma."

"Good evening everybody and welcome to Studio 69! Here he is ladies and gentlemen! Goldmember!"

"Stick that in your pipe and smoke it."

"It doesn't matter how young or old you are! You sold your soul! You're the ugliest thing that's ever lived, and you know it!"

"Shizah."

Dani: "You saved my life." Max: "Well, I had to. I'm your big brother." Dani: "I love you, jerk face." Max: "I love you too."

"I don’t understand the young talent in this town. It doesn’t make any sense. I got four jobs — hell, I’m more famous than half the people we talk to anyway! No one stands up, no one has the balls to sit them down and say: look just cut the shit. But everybody works for them, they're all on the payroll, they're a...

"They're all sucking the teat."

"We would just like it if you go home and step on a scale and write down how much you weigh and subtract it by like 20."

"I'll tell you this in any fight it is the guy who is willing to die who is going to win that inch. And I know if I am going to have any life anymore it is because, I am still willing to fight, and die for that inch because that is what LIVING is. The six inches in front of your face."

"Now I can't make you do it. You gotta look at the guy next to you. Look into his eyes. Now I think you are going to see a guy who will go that inch with you. You are going to see a guy who will sacrifice himself for this team because he knows when it comes down to it, you are gonna do the same thing for him."

"I just want to get shit faced tonight. Though ya know, I'll just jerk it later."

_

"He spelled coming wrong. Oh its cum…oh that's gross."

"I smoke weed every second of everyday."

"Someone wants seconds, momma."

"Bumblebee, second to none."

"She like a the way your dick tastes."

"You have a rodent infestation. Shall I terminate? "

"You should get a shmashmortion at the shmashmortion clinic."

"You must be angry at the baby whenever it steals your food, huh. Oh it's mine not yours."

"Last time I went to the bathroom Jay, I took a shit and my shit looked like a fucking stuffed animal."

"And 12 years of sucking dick lessons."

Debbie: "Those are sex offenders. These people live in our neighborhood." Peter: "Well, I'll skip their houses when we're trick or treating. What do you want me to do, form a posse. Got your six shooter on you? I got a lynching rope."

"Cause I want to rip your fucking head off, because your so fucking stupid."

Ben: "Sacrificed your vagina?" Alison: "Yes! And it will never look the same after this."

"I'm like Siegfried & Roy's Bengal. You think I'm trained then I bit your fucking face off."

"Smokin' a joint, drinking some bears…you know rockin'

"Gentlemen, start your engines!"

_

"I mean granted gynecology is only a hobby of mine, but sounds to me like she's crowning."

"See ya Scorsese on coke."

"Shut the fuck up Go Bot!"

Pick up my shoes from Blahnik and then go get Patricia.

I said to myself go ahead, take a chance, hire the smart, fat girl.

"Oh, Star Wars geek."

"NOT the Rings, Randal! Say what you will about Jesus, but leave the Rings out of this!"

"And then right after the Sam-Frodo suckfest, right before the credits roll, Sam fuckin' flat-out bricks in Frodo's mouth."

Randal: "About how he's got too much free time and no life." Dante: "Says the guy who's flaming him on his website."

"I'm a Sergeant in the Massachusetts State Police! Who the fuck are you?"

Billy Costigan: [confused] "So what the fuck are we talking about here?" Frank Costello: "Did you ever think about going back to school?" Billy Costigan: "School? All due respect Mr. Costello, school is out." Frank Costello: "Maybe someday you'll wake the fuck up."

"There' was a cop leaving when I came in. Bad haircut, no dress sense, and a slight sense of scumbag entitlement."

Frank Costello: "How's your mother?" Man in Bar: "She's on her way out." Frank Costello: "We all are, act accordingly."

"Guineas from the north and down Providence try to tell me what to do. And, uh, something maybe happen to them. Maybe, uh, like that."

Dignam: "I can't wait to wipe that fucking smirk right off of your face." Frank Costello: "You can wipe my ass if you want."

Frank Costello: "You're not indulging in self-abuse, are you? I hope you're not turning into one of them sob sisters who wants to get caught. You're not cracking up, are you?" Colin Sullivan: "I don't crack up." Frank Costello: "Picking a place like this, where any cop can see you. Jesus." Colin Sullivan: "If it ...

"What do you mean something came off the building, come again with that."

Billy Costigan: "Look... look, I'm having panic attacks, alright? The other night I thought I was having a fucking heart attack. I puked in a trash barrel on the way over here. I haven't slept for fucking weeks." Madolyn: "Is that true?" Billy Costigan: "Yeah, that's true. Alright? I said it was fucking true. I wan...

Fitzy: "She didn't notice us, she must be a cop." Delahunt: "Yeah, she's probably the fucking Police Commissioner."

"This is not the regular police, this is the state police. Your training will illustrate the difference. What's the difference?"

Shit!

I will search every Blimpy's in the tristate area until I track you down.

Mater: "She's the town attorney and my fiancée." Lightning: "What?" Mater: "Nah, I'm just kiddin'. She just likes me for my body."

"Are you saying actors can't change the world? I guess nobody bothered to tell Sharon Stone."

"Hey Liz, we're out of string cheese so I think I'm gonna take off."

Jack: "You're booked on The Today Show." Jared: "Oh wow, The Today Show. I just wish my mom were still alive so I could rub it in her fat face."

"Thanks for getting the message out Greenzo. You're saving the world."

Seinfeld: "Save the cheerleader, save the world." Heroes Character: "[In Japanese]Save the cheerleader, save the world." Seinfeld: "Yeah, that's what I said!" Announcer: "Seinfeld Vision!"

"Yo kid, I'm gonna use this whole kitchen area as my bathroom. Spread the word."

"Angie kept my Sharper Image White Noise Aroma Therapy Machine. She knows I can't sleep without the sound of the ocean and the smell of bacon."

"We just got back from summer hiatus yesterday."

Jerry: "Jack I was vacationing with my family in Europe in a country only rich people know about." Jack: "Svenborgia?" Jerry: "No, better. But I can't tell you."

Jack: "Besides, you owe me. Remember St. Bart's, I saved your life from shark." Jerry: "Alright Jack, I'll come back. But I still think you shot a dolphin."

"Simply the best, uh uh uh."

Jack: "Geiss is sending signals about retirement, about succession." Liz: "By talking about sex in a sailing magazine." Jack: "That's exactly how Margaret Thatcher did it."

"Hey look everybody Sherlock Homo is here to solve the case of the gay sweater."

"Tomorrow I'm gonna be in an intense six hour foursome with three other men and one of them will be Don Geiss and he's gonna get all my attention, and you're just gonna sit back and watch."