Sons of bitches

"You sons of bitches!! Awwww, sons of bitches!"


"No moleste un gato spectaularrr!"

Stars and Stripes

"Let's start with our school band playing 'The Stars and Stripes.'"


"I can still sell snakes!"

Suck ass

"A summer without fireworks, is like, uh, I don't know, it sucks ass!"

Summer sucks

"Summer sucks ass, Mr. Garrison."

Sun goes down

"I am told the event won't begin until the sun goes down and night is upon us..."

Swim by

"Huh, first graders? Awww, weeeak! Sons of bitches!"

Suck on my balls

"Just sit here and suck on my balls."

Sex With Ducks: by Garfunkel and Oates

Pat Robertson once said it’s a long downward slide, That will lead to legalizing sex with ducks if two men can stand side by side. God I hope he’s right, Cause if Gay marriage becomes lawful, I’m going to find myself a duck and legally do something awful. Ducks, sex with ducks; we’ll do it in the rain. Ducks, yeah...

She let me keep it after I fucked her

Danny: Minotaur, it's a creature of myth. And he got this one out of your mom's closet. Wheeler: She let me keep it after I fucked her.

Spider Besider

SWIM 5 Anytime Anyplace.WMA

Segurança na região da Faculdade de Direito

Shiki no Uta - song of the seasons

Slumdog Millionaire

Are you ready I guess

Steal My Kisses

Susan Boyle sings I Dreamed A Dream in Finale

I dreamed a dream in time gone by When hope was high And life worth living I dreamed that love would never die I dreamed that God would be forgiving Then I was young and unafraid And dreams were made and used and wasted There was no ransom to be paid No song unsung, no wine untasted But the tigers come at night Wit...


Slim Kimmel - Eminem Teaches Jimmy to Rap

Spencer Pratt - I'm A Celebrity

I’m a celebrity! Get me out of here! Get me out of here! I’m a celebrity! Get me out of here! Baby, I get paid, I don't volunteer I’m a celebrity! Get me out of here! Get me out of here! Get me out of here! I’m a celebrity! Get me out of here! Baby, I’m TV and I’m on the internet Been around the world and I’m not fi...

superman theme

Steeler Polka

Season finale

"Welcome to the exciting season finale of the Tonight Show."

State fairs

"You know what's hurtin'? State fairs. The attendance is down so low carnival workers are being forced to molest each other. That's how bad it is."


Jay: "Finish the sentence. From little acorns mighty blanks do grow…" Man: "Squirrels."

Stupid haiku

" just like a normal American poem, except it doesn't rhyme and is totally stupid."


"You do it like this, "SIT DOWN! SHUT UP!""

Seven months

"I hope this goes on for like, seven months, man."


"I'm not liking the shoes... can we change the shoes?"


"Why don't you not pay attention to Barnaby Jones and lets see how far you get in society."

Suck ass

"Planetariums suck ass!"

Sucked ass

"Excuse me, but I do believe that sucked ass."

Suck on that

"... I'm talking Night Court in its fifth season lame! "

Sgt. Marsh

"...his only chance at survival is to sneak past the Bosnian guard who stands watch."

Shut hole

"My mom gives me shit sometimes, and I tell her 'Shut her hole before I kick her in the nuts'."


"Yeah, its my body, my mom always gives me shit for smoking."


"In fifteen years you never said whatever to me."


"Don't lie Stan. Lying makes you sterile."


"I'm declaring shenanigans on you! This game is rigged!"

Soldier boy

"Soldier boy? Me so horny. Me so horny. Me love you long time."


"Sir, would you take food stamps for 3 balls?"

Suck at math

"Yea, but I didn't take into account that I suck at math!"

Show on the road

"Alright, lets get this show on the road! Come here baby!"

So I Called some friends

"... so I called a few friends, and we all decided to come over!"


"...would you like some sauerkraut? Yes I would like some sauerkraut!..."


"Well... I'll be sodomized on Christmas!"


"Mr. Twig is far more stable then Mr. Hat was... he's far more stable!"

Stinky Britches

"...this new song by Alanis Morisette... Stinky Britches, you got stinky Britches!"

Spooky spaghetti

"Today I've got Spoooky Spaghetti and Freeeeaky French Fries..."


"Hey! You backstabbing sellout!"


"Kenny... share that blanket with your brother."


"It's all you could afford? Who the ever heard of a Squash-O-Lantern. That's hellastupid."


A 'Superfriends' type of scene transition


Uncle Charlie tells about the 'spirit of the season'

Stupid family

"I don't need this stupid family anyway."

Smell like flowers

"Gosh, you boys smell like flowers."


"Kenny, I called shotgun."


"Hey Kenny! There's a sale on orange jackets over there!"


"Mom, grandma's gone senile! Time to stick her in a home."


"That's right Terrance, this is the season for sharing! (FART)"


Cartman persuades Kenny to get out of the front seat

Sing, or not

Cartman: "We could sing." Kyle: "Yeah, or we could not!"

So far away

"Why don't we stick her in a nursing home closer to us so I don't have to drive 6 hours..."

State line

"Here we go kids, we're crossing the state line into Nebraska."


"I don't want your lame ass supper!"

Smack you bitches

"...and if it doesn't kick ass, and you make me look bad, Mr. Hat is going to smack you bitches up!"


"Its subtle, and mild, mild like the first flash of sun on an April morning."

Sad news

"There is a possibility that I will be let go and will never be allowed to teach you again."

Salad shooter

"They really have my balls in a salad shooter."

Sales pitch

Mr. Postem does his Camel Joe coffee pitch

Screwed us

"Jesus dude, I'm the one to blame for all of this. I'm to blame for everything!"


"Which means, I might have to shut down and sell my son Tweek into slavery."


"Man, this stuff is strong... Its kinda bitter."

Stupid report

"We have to do this stupid report so.... so... lets figure out what to do it about."

See you tomorrow

"(Meow... SLAP) Thanks, see you tomorrow."


"Well this graph shows everythinng from normal to bad. Right now, South Park is here (he points to 'totally screwed')"

Sick Man Of Europe - from "The Latest" - Cheap Trick

Setting a record

"A 29 year old man says he wasn't out to set a record though he certainly holds it in juvenile child support courts in Knox County Tennessee."

She is a commi

Will: "She is a commi." Conan: "Alright stop saying that." Will: "The red benace." Conan: "No stop."

Sesame Street - girl takes her llama to the dentist

Me And My llama Me and my llama Goin' to the dentist today Seems a little crazy Guess you're just too lazy You gotta get your teeth cleaned today Me and my llama Jumped out of our pajamas And ran off to the dentist today Me and my llama Me and my llama We're goin 'to the dentist ooo-eee Yes, it's just my llama and ...

Sesame Street - The Ladybugs' Picnic

One two three Four five six Seven eight nine Ten eleven twelve Ladybugs Came to the ladybugs' picnic One two three Four five six Seven eight nine Ten eleven twelve And they all played games At the ladybugs' picnic They had twelve sacks so they ran sack races They fell on their backs and they fell on their faces Th...

Sesame Street: School Pageant-Flower

Girl: The Sesame Street Little Theater takes pride in presenting a Flower Grown. Oh welcome dear viewer to our little play, We’re ever so glad that you joined us today, And now it is time for our drama to start, For here comes a young man who calls himself Bart, Ernie: Well actually I’m Ernie I’m not Bart at all but...

Sesame Street: 12 And Pinball Animation

12. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. 12! 12! 12! 12! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.

Super Mario Bros.-Power Up Mushroom

Sesame Street - Counting Sheep, Fire Engines and Balloons

Ernie: Hey Bert, are you asleep Bert? Bert? Bert: Not anymore Ernie, what is it? Ernie: Well I can’t sleep Bert. I can’t fall asleep. Bert: Well count sheep then Ernie. Ernie: Count sheep? What do you mean count sheep? Bert: I mean just lie there and count sheep. Imagine them one at a time until you get so sleepy y...

Super Mario Bros Sound Nuigurumi Series 3 Golden Star

Soul Merchant Mp3

stay here i'll be back

"Stay here, i'll be back."

Sesame Street - Somebody Come and Play (original)

Somebody come and play Somebody come and play today Somebody come and smile the smiles And sing the songs It won't take long Somebody come and play today Somebody come and play Somebody come and play my way Somebody come and rhyme the rhymes And laugh the laughs It won't take time Somebody come and play today Some...

Sesame Street - Near and Far with Grover

Hell there. This is your old pal Grover. And today I’m going to talk to you about near and far. In fact I little furry Grover is going to show you near and far. Okay, here it goes. First, this is near. Near. This is far! This is near. You see. Oh, I’ll do it once more for you, okay. This is near. This is far! And th...

Sesame Street - Fairy Alphabet

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z


Secretário Roberto Nunes Rocha

Suspensão da greve dos professores - Luiz Gonzaga José, secretário de Finanças da Apeoesp

Steve Jobs Commencement Speech at Stanford

I am honored to be with you today at your commencement from one of the finest universities in the world. I never graduated from college. Truth be told, this is the closest I've ever gotten to a college graduation. Today I want to tell you three stories from my life. That's it. No big deal. Just three stories. The fi...

Subway very efficient in future

Scrooge McDuck: "How do I get back?" Fortune Teller: "Uh, take subway?" Scrooge McDuck: "The subway? How can a subway travel through time?" Fortune Teller: "Subway very efficient in future."

Senator Obama 2005 Knox Commencement Address

Nickelodeon Nickelodeon Songs Good morning President Taylor, Board of Trustees, faculty, parents, family, friends, the community of Galesburg, the class of 1955 -- which I understand was out partying last night, and yet still showed up here on time -- and most of all, the Class of 2005. Congratulations on your gradu...

She Slams Victoria Beckham Pokes Fun at Oprah

Nancy O'Dell: "She slams Victoria Beckham, pokes fun at Oprah."

Shout Your Lungs Out

You gotta go gotta know gotta whistle gotta rumble gotta sho-u-o-u-out your lungs out! You gotta roll your windows down You gotta rock your socks you gotta roll your soll cause the vocal chords You gotta lose control You gotta roll your windows down You gotta rock your socks you gotta roll your soll cause the voca...

Salute Your Shorts - Season 2 Opening

Star Trel Communicator Hailing Beep

Star Trek Communicator Hailing Beep


SWIM 6 Now What Companies.WMA

Sidnei quer implantar um ‘pulmão verde’ em Franca




Star Trek Motion Picture Theme

speech 22

Shaq Disses Kobe Bryant

“Ugh. Hey what’s up. Mess around then. Yeah…something. Yeah, alright check it. Check it, You know how I be, Last week Kobe couldn’t do without me. You know how I be, Last week Kobe couldn’t do without me. I call myself Big but I’m not as good as Biggie, I call myself Big because I…next to Diddy, Excuse me, Diddy l...

Smurfing along now

I have to be smurfing along now.

Si Conando

"Si Conando."

Sarah Silverman's Five Word Speech at the 13th Annual Webby Awards

"Holocaust, did it happen? Yes."

sonic dies

sonic ring

Somebody's Daughter

The moment she was born Her mommy and daddy cried Taken by the wonder of life From Barbie dolls to ballet shoes From roller skates to lipstick and rouge She's become a lady overnight Why do I see only flesh and look right past her heart I try to tell myself I can't help what I feel - then I remember She's somebody'...

She's grossed out by semen

Phil: Oh so you can't go to Vegas but she can fuck a bell hop on the car of a cruiseline. Stu: Okay first of all, he was a bartender and she was wasted and if you must know, he didn't even come inside her. Phil: And you believe that? Stu: Uh, yeah I do believe that because she's grossed out by semen.

Shouldn't be 200 feet of a school

Alan: I shouldn' be here. Doug: Why is that Alan? Alan: I'm not supposed to be within 200 feet of a school. Doug: What? Alan: Or a Chucky Cheese.

She beats him

Phil: A, that is bullshit and B, she beats him. Doug: Eh, that's his finacee. Phil: It's true, you know it's true. She beats him. Stu: That was twice and I was out of line.

She fucked a sailor

Phil: Not to mention, she fucked a sailor. Doug: He wasn't a sailor, he was a bar tender on a cruise ship. You know that.

sell brighto

Synthetic Chocolate - Anytime At All

Sidnei Rocha cancela folga prolongada dos servidores

Sex with ducks

Robertson: You got somebody, he's really weird. And, and, and his sexual orientation is he likes to have sex with ducks. Uh, Is he protected under hate crime? Is he protected if he likes to have sex with little boys? Coanchor: (shrug) No Robertson: They, they haven't made that clear. It's "sexual orientation...

Stewie Attack 9

Skipping School? Just Ask Obama for a Note

John: My name is John…and I’m fortunate enough to be here with my 10 year old daughter who is missing her last day of school for this. I hope she doesn’t get in trouble. Barack Obama: Oh no! Do you need me to write a not. John: I’ll take you up on that actually Mr. President. Barack Obama: Alright go ahead and I’ll...

SWIM 7 Now What Brand You.WMA

spacehog-in the meantime ringtone



Scott Rowley

Shutting down

Special Call from the President of CBS

You get a special call from the President of CBS thanking you for retiring




Send the FBI after you

"I would prefer if people buy it because we have mortgages and things. Um, but you know we won't send the FBI, well we wont but the label might send the FBI after you but we have nothing to do with that."

Single oriented album

"I wouldn’t necessarily go as far as call it a single oriented album."

Sometimes you get beat

"When you go through the ups and the downs and the good and the bad and life throws things at you sometimes you get beat. You know and we talked about it, to go to the top of our careers to back to the bottom to be now back on top is just something you can't describe and tell you how it feels. This is just the best."

Spill some champagne

"We can spill some champagne around a little bit."

Shut The Fuck Up Donna

Settling for second best

There are situations where girls find themselves you know almost settling for second best. Or maybe they kiss a guy but really they feel sick to their stomach because they're thinking about that boy that they love back home.

Steve's Tetris REMIX

Super Mario Galaxy - Star Festival

Soulja Boy -Gangsta Grillz - Bump this in my Lambo (2009)

This is CNCB. I don’t remember asking you a god damned question. Gangsta… Through the hood, Soulja Boy… Bump this in my Lambo Bump this in my Lambo Bump this in my Lambo Bump this in my Lambo Top back ride through my old projects, Soulja Boy tellin’ my honey… Pull up in a lambougini, white no… Soulja Boy tellin’…gu...

Substitution infraction

Announcer: "And now we got a penalty flag. Oh my. I don't understand this." Referee: "Substitution infraction on the offence. 12 men on the field. 5 yard penalty, it remains 4th down."

Stop harping on me

"I ain't never hurt no body. When does the harping on me stop. You know, all I do is go out there and try to play baseball hard. I think I've done everything in my power to do things the right way."

Speedway Noises


Sounds from Racetrack


Saturday Night Hockey Theme

"The place to be rockin' cuz it's hockey tonight!"

Sea of Hands

"…the promised land is eight years away. Back to pass goes to Stabler… touchdown Raiders! I can’t even see the receiver…"

Shaq, Yao Ming, Ching Chong

"You can tell Yao Ming I said: Chow ching ya ya ying."

Steal by Bird

And… now there's a steal by Bird, underneath to DJ and lays it down... What a play by Bird. Oh my God. This place is crazy.

Strike One

"Stroke one!"

Straight Blowing Stuff Up

"Straight blowing stuff up."

Straight Butter

"Straight butter."

Straight Off the Meat Rack

"Straight off the meat rack."

Save Hextall

"Hextall, sprawling across to make the save."

Sometimes I even Scare Myself

"I'm so big sometimes I even scare myself."

Stand Up and Cheer


San Diego State Fight Song


Super Bowl 11

"Stabler back to pass…"

Syracuse Fanfare and Eat 'Em Up


Sunflower Song


Strike Up the Band


Style and Profile

"Because the Nature Boy is going to style and profile, and you're going to bleed all night long. Wooh."

Smell What the Sock is Cookin'

"If you smell what the sock is cookin.'

Spencer Pratt reacts to Al Roker attacking Heidi

Spencer: "You know the weather man was a little angry, it must have been a cloudy day. Whoa, I'm so sorry for that man. I apologize. I think it's rough being a weather man, you're always having to tell people whether its going to be rainy or cloudy and he felt he had to take it out on Speidi." Heidi: "He was a littl...

São José continuará em Franca por mais dez anos - Sebastiao Ananias, secretário municipal

São José continuará em Franca por mais dez anos - Belarmino Jr, diretor da empresa

So the lion fell in love with the lamb

Edward: "So the lion fell in love with the lamb." Bella: "What a stupid lamb." Edward: "Sick masochistic lion."




Super Mario Kart intro

Savage - Swing (Dirty)

Super Keyboard Cat Bros.

Senior Spelling Bee

"I'd love a sandwich.."


Socialism is evil

"Wake up! Socialism is evil! Socialism is evil! You think you’re so smart, you think you know so much."

Simple old school

"Back and biceps is simple old school."

Stupid things that don't work

"But it's kind of gotten lost out there in fancy gadgets and stupid things that don't work."

Silly not to provide

"So I thought it would be silly not to provide that lovely little package for everybody whose doing P90X."


Super Monkey Ball - Menu


Selecao ring

Statler and Waldorf 1

Statler & Waldorf

Soren's voice.

Soren's deep voice who is Asian. Yes...Asian.

Some Call Me Tim


Statue of Superman

"Why is it not the home page of White Are you ashamed? Sir are you ashamed of your friendship with a statue of Superman."



Space the Final Frontier

"Space the final frontier."

SWIM #8 Can Twitter Lead a Revolution.WMA