Should not be scrapped

"It was a good beginning. It should not be scrapped in my view. I think it was a good beginning. Senator Kennedy and President Bush sat down together. And we need to fix it."

School of their choice

"I'd like to have every parent in America to have the same ability Cindy and I had. And that was to send our child to the school of their choice."

Support the full funding

"And I'll support the full funding if you'll agree to that. How's that?"

Sat within 6 ft

"You have sat within six feet of me and could ask -- could have asked me about Fred Fisher. You have seen fit to bring it out."

Subject of great interest

"I have a subject which I think if of great interest to the American people. Tonight I want to discuss the importance of the television medium to the American people."

Sharp disapproval

"Others, by the expressions on their faces, the tone of their questions, and the sarcasm of their responses, made clear their sharp disapproval."

Standardized test

"Can the CDC come up with a standardized test or should some agency come up with a standardized test so that we could be comparing apples and apples for levels of ventilation, etc. Because it sounds like the government hasn't provided that yet either."

Setting a standard

"Well I think if an agency moves towards setting a standard they will have to give guidance on how that standard would be measured."

Shed more light

"Anything that would have been helpful to public health, in any kind of retrospect on this, we would have loved to been able to shed more light on."


"I think what is important for me, and I have to look at it in a bit of a selfish way as the governor, what is most important for California."

Soviet Boot

"My family and so many others lived in fear of the Soviet boot."


"I was interested in going to school."


"If you have too many kids in the classroom, build more classrooms, build more schools. That's it, people want action."

Supposed to

"I'm supposed to make the game funny."

Say this

"Let me just say this."


"The Mavericks were soft. They're not as soft as they were. They're a lot, I think their team is tougher."


"I think he's won seven."


"He's obviously going to get suspended."


"He was fantastic, down the stretch."

Stepped up

"But he stepped up, he was fantastic."


"I mean, I'm really surprised how deep their team is."


"Once the season starts, you just play games and that's when it's fun."

Season vs. training

"Once the season starts, you just play games and that's when it's fun. Training camp is the worst part."


"But if you look across the board, at every sport, Americans are really struggling."

So much money

"And we give them so much money when they come into any league nowadays, I think that's why you see American players struggling, across the board, in every sport, whether it's with talent level or with discipline because they make so much money now I don't think they wanna be great players."

So bad

"These Republicans we got right now are so bad, I'd be embarrassed to be a Republican."


"I did not think Don Imus should have been fired, I think he should have been suspended. First of all, what he said was 100% incorrect, it was an insult to those young ladies at Rutgers, he owed them an apology, I think a suspension was warranted."

Speak for all black people

"It's like you all got a magnet on Jesse James and Al Sharpton, they speak for all black people now."

Selective prosecution

"First of all, Al and Jesse have said racist things before. I don't think you can have selective prosecution. You can't pick and choose."

Shopping Before Donating

"I've even been shopping before even given a donation."

Stupid Public

"I fell like the public is that stupid."

Soundtrack For People's Lives

"Well I had a lot of influence from just going on tours and doing stadiums and just hearing the type of music that was really connecting with people. And I wanted to make something that was a soundtrack for people's lives, so the songs have themes that people can really relate to."

Show Just Credit

"But it?s like, if you do wanna have me in your magazine, if you do wanna have me at the awards, you know. Show just credit."

Seen hanging out with…

Joel McHale jokes around about the incident where Robert Novak hit a pedestrian with his car and didn't notice.

Satellite delay

"Can we pretend there's a satellite delay."

Secret meetings

"You know that Vice President Cheney with the permission and blessing of President Bush held secret meetings with leaders of the oil industry where they laid out maps of Iraq far in advance of the attack on Iraq."

Steal from the American people

"When you look at the shakeout in the stock market and all these small investors who are losing their life savings, again the Bush administration and their alliance with interest groups, violating an oath of office, enabling these interest groups to steal from the American people."

Save what is right

"Not only are we going to save what's right and save what is dear to us, but we are going to hold this administration accountable so that it never happens again."

Supporting this effort

"Thank you for supporting this effort with signing petitions, with your emails and your letters and your phone calls."

Sharpton controls the networks

"MSNBC and CBS should have been told to do, told to deal with them? That's what we did!"

Seriously, interlopers beware

"You can't satisfy people not involved in the fight."

Sharpton on Imus

"Maybe if someone was in the studio, then Imus would not have gotten away with this for years."

Sharpton on Bush

"I want to say -- everybody said, 'Which way are we gonna go?' -- any one of the six candidates running would be better to me than the one, that President sits in the White House."

Sharpton on the Presidential candidates

"They all bring their unique contributes and they all bring their unique attributes that would lead to the healing of this nation."

Sharpton on Obama

"He's a man that is candid. He's a man with vision. He's a man that I feel can earn the trust of people."

Sharpton feels good

"We have built a relationship where we don't have to agree on a tactic, but we agree on direction and can be candid with each other. I don't need people to make me feel better. I feel?we need people that can make us do better."

Sharpton on learning from the past

"I don't think it's our obligation to make peace with our past. I think it's our obligation to learn from our past and to understand that soon we gonna be the past. I mean, a lot of us act like we gonna be permanent!"

Sharpton on dignity

"If we draw on the strengths of the past, and uphold the dignity and the integrity of our people, and then perform it at our highest level in our generation, as Dr. Mol said, that's our obligation. You know, one of the reasons that I've been so concerned about this cultural tone that we're in now is a lot of us have...

Slavery times

"In slavery time, we were singing 'Go Down Moses' and 'Swing Low Sweet Chariot.' We wasn't singing about the cotton-picking nigger in the field. That's what we saw, but that's not what we sang."

Segregation time

"In segregation time, in segregation time, we were singing 'We Shall Overcome,' 'Ain't Gonna Let Nobody Turn Me 'Round.' We wasn't singing about the ho in the back of the bus. So where is this coming from? And that's what we need to challenge."


"I'm sorry, I can't do it."

Savage Nation

"I've never heard of the Savage Nation."

So what?

"So what?"


"The system right now is not fair."

Sick to my stomach

"Every time I hear the word conservative it makes me sick to my stomach."

Shining Star

"I support him wholeheartedly, and I'm really looking forward to the next year or so. I'm really looking forward to it, because America has found a shining star, and it's time for everybody to get onboard."

Screwed up

"I screwed up. 100% my fault."


"That is sweet."


"I mean, I, this is a struggle for me right now."

Steam room

"I'd just go sit in the steam room for about 15 minutes and I'm good."


"But it's a very risky trade, I hope it's successful."


"I hope it's successful."


"Cause I like Shaq."


"The team overall just stinks."

So much money

"The guys make so much money, they don't have to listen."


"Because all players of professional sports can play, but you got some boneheads, you got lazy guys, I mean you have to factor that in. But on the good teams, I mean, they're pretty much self-motivated."


"They built the stadium out in nowhere."


"That damn guy gonna be something one day."

Sense of accomplishment

"But I also know that as a public servant, I and the remarkable people with whom I worked have accomplished a great deal."

Shame from Hillary

"Shame on you, shame on you, shame on you."

Sneaky sneaky

"Everything is sneaky up around sneakyville."

Scary statistic

"That's the sort of statistic that scares us. We're gonna be better than that."

STFB Preview - John Charles Turner


"But, uh, it's something that's not going to get better."


"As a society, most people don't want to hear the truth, they want you to tell them what they want to hear."


"But I don't think it's right to scam the public in another way."

Some things

"I'm still a human being, and I'm gonna do some things that are right, and some things that are wrong."

Successful Surge

"I'll say there's no way, the um the awakening could have been successful if it weren't for the surge."

Something Special

"Hogue Hospital, Newport Beach, California. Doctors on the Maternity Ward knew something special had just happened."

Sleeper Suit

"It's called a sleeper suit."

Sleeper Suit is a Uniform

Reilly: "A sleeper suit is kind of a uniform, and it makes us kind of a team." Ferrell: "Yes, kind of a team, we could fight like ninjas."

Star Trekkian

Ferrell: "And it makes you feel like you have special powers." Reilly: "Yeah." Ferrell: "Along with, it's a little Star Trekkian."

Star Trek Theme

"Ahhhhh ahhhhhh, ahhhhhh, ahhh, ahhhhh, ahhhhh, ahhhh."

Some Training

"But, uh, we did do some training with the , uh, Richard Petty Driving Experience in Charlotte, North Carolina."

Shamed by Britney Spears

Reilly: "We were shamed into going fast by?remember?" Ferrell: "Who, huh?" Reilly: "Go ahead." Ferrell: "Britney Spears."

Still Flaunt it

Reilly: "Even if you don't got it, still flaunt it." Ferrell: "Still flaunt it."

Stuffed Koalas

Reilly: "We had stuffed Koala bears, we were gonna bring with us, too, but we thought it was too much." Ferrell: "Maybe that's pushing a little bit, that's sucking up a little bit, too much. Right?"


"Yeah, I'm sorry."

Shouldn't Change

"You shouldn't change."

Start Your Show

Ferrell: "You can not be serious." McEnroe: "C'mon. Let's do this show." Ferrell: "Start your show, fine. Go start your show." McEnroe: "Sorry you guys."

She Lost her Aunt

"She lost her aunt, she went through a divorce."

She Had Two Fucking Kids

"She had two fucking kids. Her husband turned out to be, a user, a cheater. And now she's going through a custody battle."


"All you people care about is readers and making money off of her. SHE'S A HUMAN!"



Sobbing Leave Her Alone

", , , Leave her alone. "

Shooting and typing

"To shoot a gun proficiently, including speed shooting, is much less of a skill than typing."


"I have sneezed out a spaghetti noodle before."

Sneeze 2

"Thought something was caught in my throat for like two days and one day I sneezed and it was a long spaghetti noodle."

Stories are Ridiculous

"Yes, a lot of what you read is mostly fabricated. I mean they have some truth in some of the stories but there have been just stories that are absolutely ridiculous. Like my father really fit me for a training bra."

Shout Out

"Hey everybody, it's Jessica Simpson just givin' a shout out."

Study It, Then Create It

"I believe that I can create whatever I wanna create, if I can put my head on it right, study it, learn the patterns."

Skill is Developed

"Skill is only developed by hours and hours and hours of beating on your craft."

Stomp Ya at the Box Office

"I said, Daddy loves ya baby, but I got to stomp ya at the box office."

Some anger and frustration

"And there was some anger and sense of frustration there. He shouldn?t show that. He needs to show that nothing is getting to him, it's rolling off his back and I think he missed an opportunity to do that last week."

Stinging them

"I'm sure it is stinging them."

Some anger and frustration

"And there was some anger and sense of frustration there. He shouldn?t show that. He needs to show that nothing is getting to him, it's rolling off his back and I think he missed an opportunity to do that last week."

Sharpton on Obama

"And he is a man that has stirred a lot of excitement and passion in the American political establishment, and more important, the masses."

Spirits are resurrected

"It's time for the spirit of Martin Luther King and Malcolm X and Fannie Lou Hamer, Harriet Tutman and Sojourner Truth. You looking at the resurrection."

Sharpton's excited

"We gonna roll back the stone of police brutality. We shall rise again. We shall rise again. We shall rise again."

Stand up for us

"Don't you turn deaf ears, Mr. President. You there because we stood for you. Now it's time to stand up for us."

Students and senior citizens

"It was because students and senior citizens got up and went to jail in Birmingham and Selma and Mississippi and Atlanta and they changed the climate of this country."

Statue of Liberty

"You built the statue and put it out in the harbor in New York and said, 'Bring me your tired, your huddled masses that yearn to be free.'"

Shot us down

"You've shot us down, you've beat us, you've killed us, but we shall rise again."


"The story just seems to get bigger and bigger."


"I'm just sorry about it."


"I do like to shop, I'm probably well-known for my shopping."

Simply not so

"It's just simply not so."


"We're meeting a standard."


"He said, that I'm gonna snap, and that I'll never come back."


"So I said, now you be a strong soldier of the lord, and you hang in there."

Soldier of the lord

"So I said, now you be a strong soldier of the lord."


"That it would make him stronger, and that he would be all right."

Side of the road

"Here we were waiting on the side of the road."

So funny

"And it's so funny, because I didn't sleep last night."


"If they had children going to school there would surely be lights on."

So I Got This Moustache

"You know, so I got this moustache and I applied it. And I had thick glasses. I had, you now, I had a baseball cap."

Self-Loathing Days

"You don't want to go out on one of those self-loathing days. You know, I love you. (fake crying)"

Someone Who Asks for a Little Too Much

"But I just go out. And I meet people, and it's always cool, you know. Most of the time, you know. Every once in a while, there's somebody who asks for a little too much, you know."

Stupid Question, Erica

Jim: "If Horton and the Mayor of Whoville could hang out with each other. What would they do for fun, Steve?" Steve: "Oh, Erica. What a stupid question."

Sinewy Thing With it's Butt in the Air

Steve: "What does a larynx look like in a downward dog position?" Jim: "Uhh, you know, kind of like a, like, sinewy thing with it's butt in the air."

Surprised By My Success

"No, I think people are frankly surprised that I've had the level of success that I've had."


"And this other thing is the way to slavery, not freedom."

Strong Leader

"I realize how important it is to have a leader in charge of this great nation. We need a strong leader who can get things done."

Shaky Prediction

"I felt so but I'm a little shaky on it and I wouldn't want to say anything on it publicly."

Stay Indoors

"Well, they're defending their society. But I tell you, stay indoors ladies and gentlemen. Stay cool. Get fans, whatever."

So Loud

"Yeah it is so loud that after a while, THIS IS A LOT OF FUN."

Some Very Large Man

"I don't know, honestly, it was just some very large man, going, I have a lot of jewelry."

Silent Childbirth, Great Idea

"Any women who has ever given birth is going, silent child birth, great idea."

Silent Childbirth Like Partial Circumcision

"Any women who has ever given birth is going, silent child birth, great idea. Kind of like partial circumcision. Way to go."

Some Issues Later On

"If it's 8 hours of silence, that's, that's gonna be some issues later on."

Suri, Hellooooooo

"Here you go Suri, helloooooooo."

Suri, I Brought You This

"Suri, I brought you this. This is a great set of what we call fleshidicki milkidicki."

She made it

"Tangania, she all over. She been in traffic, and people flippin her, and stuff. And she made it."


"I have butterflies. I am nervous. I am scared to get booed. I am scared to fail."

Show Who They Are

"That the Tyra show's a place where they can show who they truly are; where they can be vulnerable or they can be funny."

She's Like Ahhhhhh

"I didn't even know that I could host a show, she saw that in me. But at the same time, she's the god mama, she's like, ahhhhhhhh, and I'm just this little new thing starting out. But I'm still very flattered."

She's the Godmama

"She's the Godmama."

Summer Springs

"My friends call me Summer Springs, because I will have on some jeans, a tank top, some flip flops, and a parka."

Stop Laughing

"Stop laughing, y'all."

Slop jar

"Born in a three-room house, bathroom in the backyard, slop jar by the bed, no hot and cold running water. I understand."

Silver spoon

"I was not born with a silver spoon in my mouth."

Shovel for my hand

"I had a shovel programmed for my hand. My mother, a working woman. So many of the days she went to work early, with runs in her stockings."

Suffering breeds character

"Suffering breeds character, character breeds faith. In the end faith will not disappoint. You must not surrender."

Sitting back

"I sit back and I play by the rules."


"You can't be serious, man. You CANNOT BE SERIOUS!"

See the ball

"He sees the ball earlier than other people."

Secret Recipe

"You know how you keep the magic? I don't know that's a secret recipe. I can't give that to you."

Steve Carell on Anchorman Gave Alternatives

"Well, Steve Carell on Anchorman, he would have a line, and we would say, show us some other alternatives, and he would give us like 14 other ones."

Sean Hannity t-shirts

"No, no, no I'm selling Sean Hannity t-shirts."

Said anything untort

"And when anybody in the Republican party said anything that was untort who was the first person to publically go out and say hey this is inappropriate we're not gonna have that kind of dialogue in our campaign, John McCain."

Some people were puking

"Some people were puking, some people were crying, other people were in shock."

Self-mocking way

"What he was saying, and he does it in a self-mocking way, look I know I'm not from central casting when it comes to presidents of the United States, I'm new, I'm relatively young, I haven't spent my life in Washington and yes I'm African American."

Standard Chevy

"It's like a standard Chevy."

Steam bath

"If nothing else…towards this revolutionized suicide, instead of carbon monoxide poisoning you would just get a steam bath."

Stay in their home

"We are better off helping them stay in their home if you can fix the mortgage and let them pay it off over time than have them foreclose."


"Nor need we shrink from honestly facing conditions in our country today."


"In such a spirit on my part and on yours we face our common difficulties."

Subprime mortgage

"Stripped of the lure of profit by which to induce our people to follow their false leadership, they have resorted to exhortations, pleading tearfully for restored confidence."


"They only know the rules of a generation of self-seekers."

Social values

"The measure of that restoration lies in the extent to which we apply social values more noble than mere monetary profit."


"We require two safeguards against a return of the evils of the old order."

Strict supervision

"There must be a strict supervision of all banking and credits and investments."


"There must be an end to speculation with other people's money."

Sound national economy

"Our international trade relations, though vastly important, are in point of time, and necessity, secondary to the establishment of a sound national economy."

Strongest assurance

"It is the way to recovery. It is the immediate way. It is the strongest assurance that recovery will endure."

So simple

"Our Constitution is so simple, so practical that it is possible always to meet extraordinary needs by changes in emphasis and arrangement without loss of essential form."

Stricken nation

"I am prepared under my constitutional duty to recommend the measures that a stricken nation in the midst of a stricken world may require."


"In the spirit of the gift, I take it."

Severe damage

"The attack yesterday on the Hawaiian islands has caused severe damage to American naval and military forces."

Surprise offensive

"Japan has, therefore, undertaken a surprise offensive extending throughout the Pacific area. The facts of yesterday and today speak for themselves. The people of the United States have already formed their opinions and well understand the implications to the very life and safety of our nation."

So help us God

"So help us God."

So help me god

"So help me, God."


"For I have sworn before you and Almighty God the same solemn oath our forebears prescribed nearly a century and three-quarters ago."

Sister republics

"To our sister republics south of our border, we offer a special pledge: to convert our good words into good deeds, in a new alliance for progress, to assist free men and free governments in casting off the chains of poverty. But this peaceful revolution of hope cannot become the prey of hostile powers. Let all our ...

South America

"To our sister republics south of our border, we offer a special pledge: to convert our good words into good deeds, in a new alliance for progress, to assist free men and free governments in casting off the chains of poverty."

Sufficient arms

"For only when our arms are sufficient beyond doubt can we be certain beyond doubt that they will never be employed."


"Let both sides seek to invoke the wonders of science instead of its terrors. Together let us explore the stars, conquer the deserts, eradicate disease, tap the ocean depths, and encourage the arts and commerce."

Strong are just and weak secure

"Where the strong are just, and the weak secure, and the peace preserved."


"Now the trumpet summons us again."


"I do not shrink from this responsibility -- I welcome it."

Same standards

"Finally, whether you are citizens of America or citizens of the world, ask of us here the same high standards of strength and sacrifice which we ask of you."


"Ask of us here the same high standards of strength and sacrifice which we ask of you."


"But there is something different about tonight. There is something special about tonight."

Something special

"There is something special about tonight."

Since 1832

"A lot of years passed since 1832."

Staying Away From the Prostitutes

"Uh yeah, jut staying away from the prostitutes."

Snoop Youth Football League

"Oh I have my own football league, the Snoop Youth Football league, which has 2500 kids in my league."

Snoop Football in Southern Cali

"No it's actually in, uh, Southern California. Orange County is, like, a division that I started from. Now I got it in Compton, Long Beach, Inglewood, so..."

Somebody, Somebody, Somebody

"Well my kids must be somebody, somebody, somebody, cuz I did bought them like four or five uniforms."

"Contact and get in contact with commissioner Y-Doo, and he'll give you all the information."