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Sid: "If you don't spit out little Johnny we're leaving the playground this instant. There we are, a picture of health." Animal: "That's not little Johnny." Sid: "Well better than nothing."

As I thought about this announcement that I wouldn’t run for re-election, and what that means for Alaska. I thought about how much fun some Governors have as lame ducks. They maybe travel around their state, travel to other states, maybe take their overseas international trade missions; so many politicians do that. ...

I’m a stay at home dad I’m on paternity leave I’m a stay at home dad It’s just the baby and me I’m a stay at home dad While my wife’s at work I got a bottle in my hand And spit-up on my shirt Baby wakes me up around 5am Kickin and screamin until his face turns red He usually tends to calm down once he’s fed So I g...

Suck That Nice Long Heel

Smell My Feet While You Jerk Your Dick Off

"The Chestnut fans in this crowd, they are saluting the American Victory."

"Chestnut still your leader."

If I have learned one thing: LIFE is about choices! And one chooses how to react to circumstances. You can choose to engage in things that tear down, or build up. I choose to work very hard on a path for fruitfulness and productivity. I choose NOT to tear down and waste precious time; but to build UP this state and ...

Thank you, Governor. It is with a heavy heart that I hear these words. I so appreciate what you have done for our state and your sacrificial service. You have been a strong leader for our state, you've inspired a nation, and you've ignited the fire of real hope around the world. I profoundly respect your decision fo...

My decision was also fortified during this most recent trip to Kosovo and Landstuhl, to visit our wounded soldiers overseas, those who sacrifice themselves in war for OUR freedom and security… we can ALL learn from our selfless Troops… they’re bold, they don’t give up, they take a stand and know that LIFE is short s...

Let me go back to a comfortable analogy for me – sports… basketball. I use it because you’re naïve if you don’t see the national full-court press picking away right now: A good point guard drives through a full court press, protecting the ball, keeping her eye on the basket… and she knows exactly when to pass the ba...

I think much of it had to do with the kids seeing their baby brother Trig mocked and ridiculed by some pretty mean-spirited adults recently.) Um, by the way, sure wish folks could ever, ever understand that we ALL could learn so much from someone like Trig - I know he needs me, but I need him even more... what a chi...

"I will work with the governor to coordinate with the cabinet and staff on a seamless, stable transition. And, I will work closely with legislators, community leaders, and individual Alaskans to accomplish these ends."

"You have been a strong leader for our state, you've inspired a nation, and you've ignited the fire of real hope around the world."

"Men name their farts..."

Dear Jackson family, It is with great sadness that we learn of the untimely death of Michael Jackson. Michael became close to us after he started visiting and performing in South Africa regularly. We grew fond of him and he became a close member of our family. We had great admiration for his talent and that he was a...

This is a moment that I wished that I didn’t live to see come. But as much as I can say that and mean it I do know that God is good and I do know that as much as we may feel and we do that we need Michael here with us, God must have needed him far more. Michael I love and I told you that many times so I’m at peace w...

I never dreamed you'd leave in summer I thought you would go then come back home I thought the cold would leave by summer But my quiet nights will be spent alone You said there would be warm love in springtime That was when you started to be cold I never dreamed you'd leave in summer But now I find myself all alone...

I’m Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee and I hale from Houston Texas but I come to you on behalf of the many members of the United State’s House of Representatives. I come to you on behalf of the Congressional Black Caucus chairwoman Barbara Lee, a Californian. And I come to you as every man and every woman for I cann...

I wrote that song. I thought I sang it. I wrote that song back in…and um 2 years later here comes this little kid and he’s 10 years old. Berry had this gathering at his house. He said come I want you to see someone very special so I go over there and these five young guys are there. And they sang and danced up a sto...

When I had you I treated you bad and wrong my dear And since, since you been gone (chorus) Don't you know I sit around With my head hanging down And I wonder who's lovin' you I should have never, ever ever made you cry And and girl since yer since you been gone (chorus) (bridge) Life with out love, huh... It's o...

I just want to say I love Michael Jackson and I tell you now I just want to thank him so much for blessing me and every single individual on this earth with his amazing music. And just thank you very much, I love you Michael Jackson.

"He sung a Smokey Robinson song called Who's Lovin' You. He sang it with the sadness and passion of a man who'd been living the blues and heartbreak his whole life. And as great as Smokey sang it, I thought Michael was better."