"Well, I'm sorry for you."

"As long as you gotta sit-down philosophy, you?ll have a sit-down thought pattern, and as long as you think that old sit-down thought you?ll be in some kind of sit-down action. They?ll have you sitting in everywhere."

"An old woman can sit. An old man can sit. A chump can sit. A coward can sit. Anything can sit. Well you and I been sitting long enough, and it?s time today for us to start doing some standing."

"Well you and I have been sitting long enough."

"What do you call second class citizenship? Why, that?s colonization. Second class citizenship is nothing but 20th century slavery. How you gonna tell me you?re a second class citizen? They don?t have second class citizenship in any other government on this earth. They just have slaves and people who are free. Well ...

"They don?t have second class citizenship in any other government on this earth. They just have slaves and people who are free."

"And you see all through that now."

"Some of them stood up and said, 'liberty or death.'"

"I'm no politician. I'm not even a student of politics."

"I?m not a Republican, nor a Democrat, nor an American, and got sense enough to know it."

"I speak as a victim of America's so-called democracy."

"If you go to jail, so what?"

"Stop talking about the south."

"Stop talking about the South. Long as you south of the -- Long as you south of the Canadian border, you?re south."

?I don't actually use cologne. I have deodorant.?

?You have just made me so happy. You have no idea.?

"Lots of surprises."

"I'll always speak out, I'll always speak against."

"See if I can step up and compete at that level."

"You look good in that suit man, because that's all you're gonna be doing is wearing a suit."

"Cause I'm gonna spank your ass!"

"Listen, all the shit talking that lead up to this fight, you know what I mean, I said exactly the way that I felt."

"It's gonna take Tito and I probably sitting down in a room and talking. We haven't done that in a long time."

"The stars are the ones who are making the shows; and what happens when the stars go elsewhere?"

"Then all the sudden I get shit-talked by the president, or I get shit-talked by the fighters saying, 'oh he's trying to be greedy, he's a stupid man,' and 'he's a moron.'"

"I'm gonna make you a super star!"

"There's a few times when I just want to speak out."

"I'm a smart woman, so I don't care if Dana calls me stupid, I will prove him wrong."

"We know we share this pain with all of the people of our country. This is truly a national loss."

"For the families of the seven, we cannot bear, as you do, the full impact of this tragedy. But we feel the loss, and we're thinking about you so very much. Your loved ones were daring and brave, and they had that special grace, that special spirit that says, 'Give me a challenge, and I'll meet it with joy.' They ha...

"They wished to serve, and they did."

"We've grown used to wonders in this century. It's hard to dazzle us. But for twenty-five years the United States space program has been doing just that."

"And I want to say something to the schoolchildren of America who were watching the live coverage of the shuttle's take-off. I know it's hard to understand, but sometimes painful things like this happen. It's all part of the process of exploration and discovery. It's all part of taking a chance and expanding man's h...

"We don't keep secrets and cover things up."

"You know you get tough, you get mad, you realize, look since I'm on this side of the street I'm gonna to be the best that there is. I'm gonna be the best street fighter."

"They had to stop me from doing all those things."

"I was about 18 year old boy, I got an invitation to spar with Sonny Liston who had been former heavyweight champion of the world."

"They called him Smokin' Joe Frasier because he would just like someone pushed him out, a machine pushed him out of the corner."

"Now I had my opportunity to fight for the title and it was a frightenin' moment."

"I kept hopin' it would storm."

"Anything over in Kingston, Jamaica, but I, I had my date with destiny and I went into that ring as nervous as scared as I've ever been in my life."

"I kept thinking, 'If they don't stop this fise, fight, Frasier gonna realize, you know what? I'm gonna get up and beat George.'"

"I knocked him down six times, but each time he got up."

"So I decided, look, I'm gonna go out here and kill one of these guys and then I'm gonna make everyone shut their mouth."

"And I wondered, how did he know that? But it was stacked."

"As a matter of fact, that fight, uh, with Muhammad Ali was signed before the Ken Norton boxing match."

"But you do see that the most well-rounded player, which--who is Pete Sampras, has had a tremendous career."

"I had more stature even by losing."

"Well, I'm a big collector and fan of it. So I, about five years ago, I bought a place in SoHo."

"There's a lot of sharks out there in the art business."

"Patty Smythe is my wife--she was in Scandal in the '80's and she's a solo artist."

"You know, I tried to do the toughest thing. I tried to sing and play at the same time."

"Well I knew I was gonna be horrible for a couple years. I was happy if I was still breathin' at the end of the song."

"Um?.I think I am about seventy/ eighty percent."

Some of us might not make it back...

"Score more than opponent."

"That's me not being me, that's me being the Stephen Colbert guy."

"We just talk back and forth, you know? We just shoot the breeze in order to make sure that technically they can do it, and we catch up on each other's day. It is the only time we really get a chance to talk."

"It's a hard thing to do a strip show."

"It's hard to do a strip show, and I have learned a great deal about staying focused and not worrying about what happens outside the building and just get the work done every day."

"So those of us whose political, and economic, and social philosophy is Black Nationalism have become involved in the civil rights struggle."

"The only way we're going to solve it -- we gotta unite in unity and harmony, and Black Nationalism is the key."

"We both got the same objective. We just got different ways of getting at it."

"What are you on? What gives you the strength?"

"That's the sugar."

"Make me a spaniel at thy gate."

"You can smoke some herb and still function. You isn't crisp, but you'll function. Nothing higher than weed, though."

"Anybody ever been down south? So you guys know what I'm talking about. Now the racism down there is just perfect. It's stewed to a perfection. It's comfortable, it's out in the open. There are no secrets in Mississippi. Everybody knows the deal. Good morning nigger. Good morning sir."

"Spread your cheeks and lift your sack."

"They got a character on there named Oscar. They treat this guy like shit the entire show. They judge him right to his face. Oscar, you are so mean. Isn't he kids? Yeah, Oscar you're a grouch. He's like bitch I live in a fucking trash can. I'm the poorest mother fucker on Sesame Street, nobody's helping me."

"Singing about ignorance. I heard some song the other day. It's the first of the month. Nigaaz are singing welfare carols. On the first day of welfare my true love gave to me…"

"There's not a woman in this room that wouldn't rather be somewhere else with a nice stiff one in them."

"If you're starving and somebody throw you a cracker, you gonna be like this: Goddamn, that's the best cracker I ever ate in my life! That ain't no regular cracker, was it? What was that, a Saltine? Goddamn, that was delicious. That wasn't no Saltine. That was... That was a Ritz. That wasn't a Ritz? God, that was th...

"All women have a skeleton in their closet."

"I hate those quiet, salad-eating bitches, those real quiet ones, you know. The kind of women, you take them out to dinner, you say: Hey, what you wanna eat? They go, I'll just have a salad. And you hear their stomach going: I don't know why my stomach is making that noise. Because you're hungry, bitch."

"Ma, I wanna stop and get some McDonald's."

"For the last three years, we at the center have been arguing that it's time to start a strategic redeployment from Iraq."

"We would argue now, more than ever, it’s important to set a date, because this is the one thing that all of the factions in Iraq agree on and we need to bring them together."

"I'd like to start out by giving you a little straight talk."

"I mean there'd be guys sleeping during the match at Wimbledon."

"Russia has used violence against Georgia to send a signal to any country that chooses to associate with the west and aspire to our shared political and economic values."

"Uh, I was, actually, believe it or not, a shy person."

"I let my emotions slip away from me."

"The fact that there's way too many tournaments, that people don't exactly what to look at in terms of standings or the end of the year rankings."

"Tennis stinks right now."

"Tennis stinks right now. Let's be real."

"Pete Sampras is an example--he's gotta take the bull by the horns."

"Act like a bunch of stiffs out there and, you know, say yes to the umpire."

"Connors pulled out like an hour before an event, they were screwed."

"He screwed Vilas, you know, I remember him, 'Vilas is like a son to me, I'm--I'll never be in tennis again', a week later, he was with Becker."

"I'll start that right now, I'll be the first one to sign up."

"We're talking about an extremely selfish group of individuals."

"First of all I think the Chinese are being great hosts. The venues are fantastic. And our team's fired up and so am I. I'm excited to be here. It's such a thrill to watch our men and women compete."

"It is important for this country to show respect for the people of the country."

"Shit's weak!"

"Yeah, suck those jugs, kid!"

"I searched the faces of the gods, for ways to please you."

"We mortals are but shadows and dust. Shadows and Dust Maximus."

"They tell me your son, squealed like a girl when they nailed him to the cross. And your wife, moaned like a whore when they ravaged her again and again and again."

"Rip their fucking throats out and stuff it in your garbage compactor."

"The new law of evolution in corporate America seems to be survival of the unfittest."

"I think we should support our troops, give them the funding they need so they can have armor, the bullets whatever they have…need to be successful in their mission and not demand immediate withdrawal and cessation of funding."

"I have always supported the troops and I have always supported the funding for the troops."

Commissioner Harry Teague comments on how the Iraqis should be using their oil to pay for the War in Iraq.

"She is what she is. She's decent to her core. She has this wonderful sense of responsibility to make the world a little better place than the way she found it. She's the most wonderful mother that you could possibly imagine."

"Well every little sound bite of course counts."

"This question comes as a surprise, but, um, obviously every boy has thought of it."

"I mean there are some people who have got some good messages out there."

"Well, I mean I'm a native of South Carolina, that seems like a natural place to start."

"It's so funny."

"Yes I did a lot of it. There's only two shots with a stunt."

"Yes I did a lot of it. There's only two shots with a stunt. And after awhile I was like, get rid of the stunt chick, I'm doing it all."

"I'll go ahead and show you as a sideshow."

"And all I'm sayin' is."

"I was there to stand up and defend myself."

"I might step on your head."

"I'm gonna take your soul."

"There are a lot of different organizations popping up and I love the fact that Tito is gonna be the star."

"Oh my gosh, it--it's scary."

"Uh, and they're, uh, they're shocked."

"They're deeply saddened."

"And then they don't bother to block. Stuff flies!"

"Dave! You see how thin he is."

"You have a scale in your house. You don't even talk to it anymore."

"It does not save you from a bullet."

"And that outta be a couple of pounds too. Scraping your tongue is worth a lot of weight."

"SERENITY NOW!"

Dragon: "Catch me. Come on, catch me. Shoot up more, then you can catch me. Come on." Stan: "Dude, this is awesome."

Randy: "Look what your old man made." Stan: "No way!" Randy: "Huh, never seen one that big have you." Stan: "No never."

Ms. Garrison: "Oh yeah! Scissor me Xerxes." Xerxes: "Oh, that feels so super good." Ms. Garrison: "Yeah, scissor." Xerxes: "Ah, I'm a new woman."

Dragon: "Catch me. Come on, catch me. Shoot up more, then you can catch me. Come on." Stan: "Dude, this is awesome."

Randy: "Look what your old man made." Stan: "No way!" Randy: "Huh, never seen one that big have you." Stan: "No never."

Ms. Garrison: "Oh yeah! Scissor me Xerxes." Xerxes: "Oh, that feels so super good." Ms. Garrison: "Yeah, scissor." Xerxes: "Ah, I'm a new woman."

"This area was specifically set aside by President Jimmy Carter for the purpose of drilling. It's the size of a postage stamp on a football field, so a very tiny area."

"If his wife is yelling at him he can skip past that."

"If his boss is giving him crap, he pauses him and smacks him around and comes back to reality."

"Hasselhoff was very nice. He just stayed frozen and let me do that."

"Talking or just staring."

"An employee walked in, did meet Mr. Gwatney. They introduced themselves. At that time he pulled out a handgun and shot Chairman Gwatney several times. He then turned and left the business."

"Lets sort of do a quick summary of what we discussed before in terms of where we are then we'll go to the solution. We're $4.1 trillion in debt. That's a staggering burden to pass to our children."

"And then they don't bother to block. Stuff flies!"

"Dave! You see how thin he is."

"You have a scale in your house. You don't even talk to it anymore."

"And that outta be a couple of pounds too. Scraping your tongue is worth a lot of weight."

"It does not save you from a bullet."

"It's hard to remember now, but before social security nearly half of America's seniors lived in poverty. After a lifetime of playing by the rules and working hard there was no guarantee of a secure retirement."

"John McCain has even said Social Security is a disgrace. I couldn't disagree more."

"On the 70th anniversary on Social Security, Americans stood together and said no to George Bush's attempt to privatize Social Security."

"She's got to come back for 'America's Next Top Model.'"

"Oh! That is one steaming pile of longhorn dung."

"Should we lose the guests and you and I argue?"

"It was kinda strange."

"It wasn't like I got up the next morning and lost a title. I'd get up in the morning like I'd been stripped as a man."

"It wasn't like I was thinking about suicide, but I was surely thinking about homicide."

"That's how close I was to making that fight happen with Muhammad Ali. He didn't want to fight me."

"Yeah it was a strange thing because it was me who decided to take the fight."

"We're stuck in Zaire."

"Same water as always!"

"But I didn?t realize that, they were tellin-I thought they were just telling me old stories. They didn't, they weren't--I didn't know they were describing themselves."

"For me, I shut off everything. Once, um, uh, duh, it's time for a boxing match--I'm shut off."

"And I said, 'He made it!'"

"The next round I went out and I crushed him some more and when I hit him behind the head, someone in the crowd, and I never will forget this it was someone dear to me, because I can't even remember who they were, looked at me and said, 'Boo!!!'"

"And courage sometime can save you."

"I got tired. Still, I didn't have any fear. I'm gonna knock him out."

"And sometime too much courage for me, turn out to be stupidity."

"Mitt Romney has had very definite swings of position. Not just on one or two things but on many of the issues. If that who John McCain picks, we're gonna be supportive."

"I will welcome the suggestions from all of the members of Congress."

"I will welcome the suggestions from all of the Members of Congress -- I have no doubt that I will get some -- on ways and means to strengthen this law and to make it effective."

"The answer is simple."

"I have not the slightest doubt."

"Let each of us look within our own hearts and our own communities, and let each of us put our shoulder to the wheel to root out injustice wherever it exists."

"I'll let you in on a secret."

"And I hope that you will use it with me."

"The United States and our allies stand with the people of Georgia and their democratically elected government."

"I got super excited."

Brand: "Sorry. That was unprofessional, that last bit." Spears: "It's okay!" Russell: "'Cause I wasn't thinking about the promo anymore. I was just thinking, 'I could touch her leg.'" Spears: "Oh."

"Americans have been willing to stand up when it was hard."

"Who gave you the right to take the constitution and shove it down the toilet? Who gave you the right to take impeachment off the table? Nobody told them to do this."

"Ralph Reed has signed up to raise money for John McCain. Reed has even been appointed to McCain's victory 2008 team."

"John McCain, more of the same old politics."

"We all know that the court sits up there in a cloud and is not in any way…is totally impervious to public opinion or events of the day and all that."

"But I do not believe they deserve, under the Geneva Conventions, the same rights as Americans."

Kirbyjon Caldwell: "Barrack is a strong man of Christian faith who has been married to his wife Michelle for 16 years." Suzette Caldwell: "And he is the proud father of two beautiful daughters."

Kirbyjon Caldwell: "Throughout his entire career Sen. Obama has stood by families." Suzette Caldwell: "Including his own." Brian McLaren : "And as president he'll stand by yours."

"It seems to be a trend in TV this season. Diddy has a new show where he's searching for a new assistant where there's a transsexual on there. Last season there was a transsexual dating show. Just sort of seems to be the crying game 2008 now all over the TV."

"We will make it known and hopefully we'll get somebody to come in and film it. Maybe one of you guys. To show it to the world as its being done."

"They literally stumbled upon this creature."

"I don't want to tell the story, I don't want to steal from their thunder."

"We stumbled upon this creature, a stroke of luck I can tell you that."

"He shouldn't cater, he shouldn't coddle, he shouldn't succumb to these corporate power interest and the corporate lawyers that are funding him."

"Uh, it?s a very sad story."

"I like Will and Grace."

"I have--know, like every song and every word to every song."

"Hopefully come back to trials even stronger."