"You know, pretty cool that she stepped away. Cause that's what I would have to do."

"Be the person that you can open up a magazine and see my face and there will something, you know, there will be a quote that's so positive."

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"And Barack and I were raised with so many of the same values: that you work hard for what you want in life; that your word is your bond and you do what you say you're going to do; that you treat people with dignity and respect, even if you don't know them, and even if you don't agree with them."

"I believe that each of us -- no matter what our age or background or walk of life -- each of us has something to contribute to the life of this nation. It's a belief Barack shares -- a belief at the heart of his life's work."

"They'll tell them how this time, we listened to our hopes, instead of our fears. How this time, how this time, we decided to stop doubting and to start dreaming."

"As I look ahead, I am strengthened by family and friendship. So many of you have been with me in the happiest days and the hardest days. Together we have known success and seen setbacks, victory and defeat."

"For me this is a season of hope -- new hope for a justice and fair prosperity for the many, and not just for the few -- new hope."

"There is a new wave of change all around us, and if we set our compass true, we will reach our destination -- not merely victory for our Party, but renewal for our nation."

"It is a very special honor to be here this beautiful morning with everybody right here. This is very special school. It is a big pleasure to be with you."

"Senators Joe Lieberman and Lindsay Graham have introduced a resolution recognizing the success of the surge. So call Senator Obama and tell him to support our success by supporting Senate Resolution 636."

"I didn't go to college, sorry."

"I haven't slept right in two months. A lot of aches and pains, a lot of sleepless nights and uuhhh..."

"You know, Spree, Spree's contract was an issue that I felt like the organization should have taken care of during the summer."

"If you're gonna do something with him, we, I felt like for the sake of the season. Cause when the season starts its about winnings and losses. Its not about anything else."

"Sam was trying to get a re-up. I think Wally said he didn't want to come off the bench anymore."

"I'm out there. I suit up every night. I suit up every night."

"I see Shaq with his new team."

"We in this situation here."

"Phew, I don't really like showing emotion man."

"You know, I'm a strong dude."

"Well, they had to win the game. If they don't win the game the series is over. They're not coming back."

"The guy I have to talk about is Roberts. He's 42 years old. He is a sensation as far as I'm concerned."

"He set the tone last night. He was banging and smashing. One the bench, yelling and hollering. He is leader on that club."

"Forty-two years old, and a broken leg this year. Even a broken leg this year. Had pneumonia. And he's out there."

"We didn't even pick him a star. I think we had some dummy in the truck picking somebody."

"I predicted at the start of the playoffs that Detroit would win the Stanley Cup."

"Not to many guys in any sport, that they change the schedule so the fans can see him."

"This kid has the same thing. If you watch, you never see a player give him a cheap shot."

"You don?t see that like in football, help another up. I see in basketball huggin one another and stuff like that."

"I have sort of smartened up a little bit over the years."

"I'm still here. They must like my suits or something."

"What is he talking about the war for. It's supposed to be hockey."

"We've had quite a few soldiers. We've had close to 90 soldiers get killed."

"I have to go on the road with six suits! And to go through the airports, you know its like you have two bodies and everything."

"Do silly things, embarrassing things, you know. Body function things are very funny to children."

"Well, my daughter's seven; I think she's about ready."

"You know, it's an untenable situation."

"And then have to figure out, how am I going to survive this?"

"It's the same thing; it's funny."

"Ah, there is. I--cause all my friends are married and, uh, I always think of gee, of all the stuff that we do, I would love to do it in a sitcom."

"Well, to me the funny thing about being single is that I had married friends and I wouldn't visit them."

"Now that I'm married and I have single friends, and I feel--I don't really like to be with them now."

"I am absolutely stunned."

"You know, I had never spoken at a school. You know, they--you get invited when you're a celebrity to sometimes to be a speaker at a commencement ceremony."

"So I talked to the kids about, these are the three things you need to know to succeed in life."

"I will stop and make that moment."

"And I just don't feel like that's what I'm supposed to do."

"I struggle with my disorders."

"I was starving."

"Yeah, the Sweatin to the Oldies DVDs are out. Sweating 1,2,3 and 4."

"I mean we're all sort of in shallow water trying to figure out what to do with our lives."

"As we know, love starts with you."

"I don't measure whether they would be good for the economy as to whether the stock market would go up the next day."

"Softening, absolutely."

"They've suffered themselves as well as having their customers suffer in it."

"If they do, some, some place between my brain and my mouth there's a shut-off valves on that never comes out."

"We still lost over 400 million dollars in unwinding that position."

"They found out some dangers from things they didn't think were dangers."

"Now is it better for the X,Y,Z bank to bear it or is better to socialize it for the American public?"

"It would surprise me if the world wasn't wanting to use 100 million barrels a day."

"But if you take something like oil, I mean we have been sticking straws in the ground now since what Titusville in the 1850s, I mean with Cornal Drake."

"We're going to have a tough time maintaining production, uh, that satisfies those that, at this price even."

"And studied how much pain I go through in writing. He said he's not going to quite do the same amount of work."

"I, I hope that his goals are the same. Which are to tell his, his fellow owners as much as possible and as accurately as possible."

"The consumer is, is still spending a lot."

"They're not quite spending at the rate they were six months ago."

"The race for the future is on, and it won’t be won if only some Americans are in the running. It won’t be won with yesterday’s ideas and yesterday’s divisions. And it won’t be won with a president who is stuck in the past."

"And since my folks didn’t have the resources, thank goodness for the student loan program."

"And whether you voted for me, or voted for Barack, the time is now to unite as a single party with a single purpose."

"We are on the same team, and none of us can sit on the sidelines."

"South Side!"

"No, and look, it's not that that was necessarily bad. As I said, as a stump speech tonight, she rallied the delegates on the floor."

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?And over the past 18 months, I've watched Barack meet those challenges with judgment, intelligence, and steel in his spine.?

?My wife Jill, who you'll meet soon, she also has her doctorate degree, which is a problem.?

?And now it's time for all of us, as Lincoln said, to put our feet in the right place and to stand firm.?

"I have to say when I play with my colleagues at work I get slaughtered so fast it's unbelievable."

"You and I are the same age."

"Hi Dave. Can't wait to do the show."

"No I was actually very, very, I was surprised."

"If you're going to end on doing something so bad, so off key. That was the impetus."

"The longest running civil war in the world. Sixty years it's been going on."

"So, the snake is a snake. The bombs a bomb."

"I can't soft pedal it."

"You know at first, you know my career I saw it as kind of a stigma and stereotype."

"I am here first to support Barack Obama."

"That campaign generated so much heat it increased global warming. "

"Most important of all, Barack Obama knows that America cannot be strong abroad unless we are strong at home."

"And you know that the only reason we stand here tonight, is because men and women, from both of our nations, came together to work and struggle and sacrifice for that better life."

"The Soviet Shadow had swept across Eastern Europe, while in the West, America, Britain and France took their stock of their losses, and pondered how the world might be remade."

"The size of our forces was no match for the larger Soviet army. And yet retreat would have allowed Communism to march across Europe."

"Ours is a partnership that truly began 60 years ago this summer."

"The odds were stacked against success."

"The odds were stacked against success. In the winter, a heavy fog filled the sky above and many planes were forced to turn back without dropping off the needed supplies. The streets where we stand were filled with hungry families, who had no comfort from the cold. But in the darkest hours, the people of Berlin ke...

"The people of Berlin have spoken."

"The poverty and violence in Somalia, breeds the terror of tomorrow."

"In the Balkans, where our Atlantic Alliance ended wars and brought savage war criminals to justice."

"In 2004, we came so close to victory."

"We do know what a Bush--a McCain administration would look like."

"Never has short-term, partisan politics so depleted the strength of America's bipartisan foreign policy."

"John McCain scoffed."

"So who can we trust to keep America safe?"

"Today, even President Bush has seen the light."

"Small budget."

"Well, we want to save the ending."

"But I said if the story's good and the Burmese situation, something real, it may work."

"A few days later I had a semblance of a script."

"So he wanted Ryan O'Neal or Bert Reynolds or Robert Redford."

"He's, he's a real salt of the earth kinda guy."

"Very physical, very strong."

"Make sure that you support the Senate and lets get more Democrats in them. Buh-bye."

"Man I see Arnold like every weekend."

"He may not be able to sit there and split atoms."

"They gave us Social Security and they told us they were setting up a system where we could pay our own money in, and when the time came for our retirement we could take the money out."

"And I think one of the saving graces of Democrats is that we are candid."

"And I think one of the saving graces of Democrats is that we are candid. We talk straight talk. We tell people what we think."

"We?re for thoughtful, truthful, strong leadership."

"And then there?s my friend and my teacher for many years, Senator Lloyd Bentsen."

"This election is a contest between those who are satisfied with what they have and those who know we can do better."

"I think of all the political fights I?ve fought, and all the compromises I?ve had to accept as part payment. And I think of all the small victories that have added up to national triumphs and all the things that would never have happened and all the people who would?ve been left behind if we had not reasoned and fo...

"I mean, it's, that's a story book man."

"But I think television has brought that on and I don't like to see that."

"Well, because we did so well the first year, they said get out while you are doing well."

"As a showgirl."

"She doesn't care what she does too much."

"I felt very shy, very reticent."

"I'm so glad to hear that, I really am. Because I had an absolute ball making it. I can not believe, because I made a lot of pictures with a lot of people. I've never been so happy, I've never been so pleased and so proud."

"I've never been so happy. I've never been so pleased and proud."

"That's because Warner's felt very solid about what I had done. They liked what I had done and it was a misquote."

"But I did it. And there's no one to match this talking, this speaking voice."

"Well, I don?t know if it's sexy."

"The wonderful Jerry Herman music allows it to almost be spoken."

"No one is dubbing. I'm suffering through it. They are being very kind to me."

"Sensational lady."

"I had to, you know, ride sidesaddle, and all the things you have to do."

"Mame was, really, she stopped at nothing."

"The question facing us is, simply put, will we seize this opportunity for change?"

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"We're a better country than one where a man in Indiana has to pack up the equipment that he's worked on for twenty years and watch as it's shipped off to China."

"For over two decades, he subscribed to that old discredited Republican philosophy: give more and more to those with the most, and hope that prosperity trickles down to everyone else."

"In Washington, they call this 'the ownership society.'"

"Or whether the waitress who lives on tips can take a day off and look after a sick kid without losing her job."

"In the face of that young student who sleeps just three hours before working the night shift, I think about my mom."

"And I remember all those women and men on the south side of Chicago, who I stood by and fought for two decades ago after the local steel plant closed."

"Theirs are the stories that shaped my life."

"Ours is a promise that says, government cannot solve all our problems."

"Ours is a promise that says, government cannot solve all our problems. But what it should do is that which we cannot do for ourselves."

"The fundamental belief that I am my brother's keeper. I am my sister's keeper."

"Let me spell out exactly what that change would mean if I am President. Change means a tax code that doesn't reward the lobbyists who wrote it, but the American workers and small businesses who deserve it."

"Understand that drilling is a stop-gap measure, not a long term solution."

"America, now is not the time for small plans."

"And I will not settle for an America where some kids don't have that chance."

"The time to protect social security for future generations."

"Even after we learned that Iraq has 79 billion dollars in surplus while we are wallowing in deficit, John McCain stands alone in his stubborn refusal to end the misguided war."

"That won't keep America safe."

"As Commander in Chief, I will never hesitate to defend this nation. But I will only send our troops into harms way with a clear mission and a sacred commitment to give them the equipment they need in battle."

"I know there are differences on same-sex marriage. But surely we can agree that our gay and lesbian brothers and sisters deserve to visit the person they love in the hospital and live lives free of discrimination."

"You make a big election about small things."

"I stand before you tonight because all across America, something is stirring."

"I've been so blessed that they've all stayed close where I can see them."

"But those days are long behind me, and fear of leaving does not bind me, and departure does not hold a single care."

"The oil companies are our partners in a sense in that they do hold the leases, the rights to develop our resources. But it's our duty then, mine as a government official to make sure that we have the sound, responsible oversight."

"At least there is some closure at this time and knowing Alaskans, as I do, I know that we are going to collectively move forward."

"She's not from these parts and she's not from Washington. And when you get to know her, you're going to be as impressed as I am."

"It's tough sitting on the sidelines and study all week and not know if you're going to go in."

"Snapped early, that's a penalty."

"Well we are suing the federal government."

"A lot of land that is, um--Shoot, the footprint is smaller than LAX."

"No leader in America has shown these qualities so clearly or present so clear a threat to business as usual in Washington as Senator John S. McCain."

"It turns out the women of America aren't finished and we can shatter that glass ceiling once and for all."

"Safe, clean, domestic supplies of energy that Alaska has."

"But we need Congress to see the light."

"When your sister state, the 49th state in our Union, Alaska. Up here we have those resources and they're ready to be tapped."

"Yeah, isn't that ridiculous?"

"And, again, we're ready to contribute more to the U.S. in terms of resources that can lead to a safer nation."

"And I think that I can help do that as governor of the state staying here."

"We struck deals with the federal government saying that we wanted to be let into the union and we'd be as self-sufficient as possible."

"We are so rich, with millions and millions and millions of barrels of oil still sitting underground."

"Of course to find the most spectacular views your going to need to fly north to The Last Frontier."

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"It?s the political season."

"Can I tell you a story?"

"She's 65%in Pennsylvania right now against 26%. I bet she gets up to 70, 75."

"Ah, let me say this."

"If I ever change my mind, I'll come to you for some bucks ok?"

"I see a lot of slight, skinny, second and third."

"He cleaned it up so you can bring your kids around the streets at night. He made the city safe and clean."

"And smell better! It was extraordinary what he did in that city."

"And I'm so sick of southern guys with ranches running this country."

"I apologize for that. I shouldn't use that word on the air, I didn?t' think I was."

"We got Anne Coulter. What can we say. She's near the top of the bestseller list. Her book has been selling like mad."

"Um, I think a lot of guys find her to be their sort of surrogate. She says things wild so they don?t have to say it. They read her books and find it sort of scintillating."

"And they say I still love my city and want to go back. This guy Giuliani is saving my city for me."

"It was this spirit that led airlift to appear in the sky above our heads and people to assemble where we stand today."

"And this is the moment when our nations and all nations must summon that spirit anew."

"For the people in Afghanistan and for our shared security, the work must be done."