The power of Isengard is at your command, Sauron, Lord of the Earth.

Hero Orc: The trees are strong, my lord. Their roots go deep. Saruman: Rip them all down.

There is only one Lord of the Ring, only one who can bend it to his will. And he does not share power.

There's no strength left in the world of Men.

Legolas: There is a fell voice on the air. Gandalf: It's Saruman! Aragorn: He's trying to bring down the mountain! Gandalf, we must turn back! Gandalf: No!

This is no mine. It's a tomb.

Be on your guard. There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world.

There's an eye opener, and no mistake.

They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes. Drums, drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A Shadow moves in the dark. We cannot get out. They are coming.

They have a cave troll.

To the Bridge of Khazad Dûm!

Always remember, Frodo, the Ring is trying to get back to its master. It wants to be found.

Algren: Mr. Graham. Tell this man to fire at me. Simon Graham: I beg your pardon? Algren: Tell this man that if he does not shoot me, I will kill him.

There is some comfort in the emptiness of the sea. No past, no future.

This is your last performance! You're fired! Now get out there!

This, ladies and gents is the gun that's winning the West. Why, many's the time I've found myself, surrounded by a swarm of, angry hostiles, with nothing but this rifle between me and a certain and gruesome death. And let me tell you, folks, the red man is a fearsome enemy. And if he'd a had his way, why, this scalp...

This, ladies and gentlemen, the 73 lever-action... Trapper. It's got a seven-shot capacity. Accurate 400 yards, one round per second.

The only job you're fit for, boyo. A man's job.

They say that a Samurai's sword is his soul.

Colonel Bagley: They're savages with bows and arrows. Algren: Whose sole occupation for the last thousand years has been war.

Katsumoto: This is my son's village. We are deep in the mountains, and the winter is coming. You cannot escape. Nobutada: Jolly Good.

They are an intriguing people. From the moment they wake they devote themselves to the perfection of whatever they pursue. I have never seen such discipline. I am surprised to learn that the word "Samurai" means "to serve", and that Katsumoto believes his rebellion to be in the service of the Emperor.

There is so much here that I will never understand.

The perfect blossom is a rare thing. You could spend your life looking for one, and it would not be a wasted life.

Danny: That makes us partners! Solomon: I am not your partner!

There's enough there to climb back inside a bottle for the rest of your life.

Frank: The boy that I was in love with fell in love with another man, Larry Sugarman. Sheryl: Who's Larry Sugarman? Frank: Larry Sugarman is, perhaps the second most highly regarded Proust scholar in the U.S. Richard: Who's number one? Frank: That would be me, Rich. Richard: Really? Frank: Mm-hmm.

Simon Graham: You insolent, useless son of a peasant dog! How dare you show your sword in his presence! Do you know who this is? This is the President of the United States of America! He is here to lead our armies in victorious battle against the rebels! Guard: It is not my responsibility. Simon Graham: Now get o...

Katsumoto: The Emperor could not hear my words. His army will come. For nine hundred years, my ancestors have protected our people. Now, I have failed them. Algren: So you will take your own life? In shame? Shame for a life of service? Discipline? Compassion? Katsumoto: The way of the Samurai is not necessary an...

They do that horse shit every single weekend.

Oh you gave it away already there. You right there on Slauson and Western. He right there by the flea market. Right there on Slauson and Western. How's it goin out there? They tell me there's a lot of traffic out there.

This man is an actor hired to stand in for me on public occasions. Not a very good actor at that. He's too fat and dull-witted.

John Beckwith: Let's see, that takes us to frequent flyer miles. We're flying! Mr. Kroeger: Those are mine. Mrs. Kroeger: I want them. John Beckwith: You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna split 'em right down the middle. How'd that be, Mr. Kroeger? Mr. Kroeger: It would be no, not good at all! I earned...

Hindu Woman: French Foreign Legion? John Beckwith: Yeah, we lost a lot of good men out there. Bridesmaid: Mount Everest? Jeremy Grey: I don't like to talk about it because we lost so many good men out there. John Beckwith: We lost so many good men out there. Bridesmaid: Playing with the Yankees? John Bec...

Tattoo on the lower back. Might as well be a bull's eye.

You are literally too stupid to insult.

Claire Cleary: What is true love? John Beckwith: True love is your soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another. Claire Cleary: Well. It's a little cheesy but I like it. John Beckwith: Ah I saw it on a bumper sticker!

Jeremy Grey: Oh, that's terrific! Why don't you just feed me to the lions? Step on my head when I am drowning. John Beckwith: What? Jeremy Grey: What do you mean "what"? What a great friend, John. This is completely against the rules. You have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal. Period. There's no overti...

The Emperor could not hear my words.

Katsumoto: The Emperor could not hear my words. His army will come. For nine hundred years, my ancestors have protected our people. Now--I have failed them. Algren: So you will take your own life? In shame? Shame for a life of service? Discipline? Compassion? Katsumoto: The way of the Samurai is not necessary an...

Together, we will make the Emperor hear you.

Taka: The way of the Samurai is difficult for children. He misses his father. Algren: And he is angry because I am the cause of that. Taka: No. He is angry because he fears you will die as well.

Algren: There was once a battle at a place called Thermopylae, where three hundred brave Greeks held off a Persian army of a million men--a million, you understand this number? Katsumoto: I understand this number.

Kathleen Cleary: I just had my tits done. You like 'em? John Beckwith: Those... seem like lovely tits. Kathleen Cleary: William doesn't give a shit about my tits. John Beckwith: Well, darn him. But Mrs. Cleary, this is pretty sudden... Kathleen Cleary: Oh, you been playing "Cat and Mouse" with me ever since ...

The attack has been stopped.

Omura: This is madness--he's going to attack? Colonel Bagley: Yes. Omura: He's defeated! He must accept his shame!

This is Katsumoto's sword. He would have wanted you to have it--that the strength of the Samurai be with you always.

This is an outrage!

Emperor Meiji: Tell me how he died. Algren: I will tell you how he lived.

Kevin: The electrical contractor called. His truck hit a deer last night, so he's not going to be here until tomorrow. And the upstairs shelves are delayed because the shipment of pine we ordered has beetles. Joe Fox: Very good, very good. Kevin: And we got a fifty-thousand dollar ticket for construction workers...

The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. Short, tall, light, dark, caf, decaf, low-fat, non-fat, etc. So people who don't know what the hell they're doing or who on earth they are can, for only $2.95, get ...

This is going to be the book district. If they don't have it, we do.

The Olympia Report Deluxe Electric. Report. As in gunshot.

George Pappas: The, uh, illustrations are hand tipped. Joe Fox: And that's why it costs so much? George Pappas: No, that's why it's worth so much.

Annabelle Fox: Oh, that's not my Dad. That's my nephew. Kathleen Kelly: You know, I don't really think that he could be your nephew. Joe Fox: No, no, no, it's true. Annabelle is my aunt. Isn't that right, Aunt Annabelle? Annabelle Fox: Uh-huh, and Matt is his... Kathleen Kelly: No, no, let me guess. Are you h...

Sack Lodge: There's something not right about these guys. Flip: What do you mean? Sack Lodge: I mean, it's time to send them home. Flip: Sack, don't do anything crazy. Sack Lodge: Just relax. I'm just gonna scare them a little bit. Flip: All right. Sack Lodge: To the right! Jeremy Grey: Aaaahhh! They go...

Jeremy Grey: That's interesting John, that glass looks half full to me. John Beckwith: Wow, now that you mention it, it is half full.

These bacon wrapped scallops, phenomenal.

That's it, go comatose for me, baby.

Grandpa: I still got Nazi bullets in my ass! Richard: Ah, the Nazi bullets!

The proper girl in the hat just eye fucked the shit outta me.

Richard: It's this Sunday? Why can't Jeff and Cindy take her? Sheryl: They have some equestrian thing in Santa Barbara. Richard: You know, they do that horse shit every-single-weekend. Sheryl: Well, it's the nationals. They're taking both horses, so apparently it's a big deal.

English Bob: This Strawberry Alice person. Tell me again. Barber: Down the street and across. Greely's Beer Garden and Billiard Parlor. Ask for Alice. Say you want a game of billiards. English Bob: Billiards? Barber: Uh huh. English Bob: Even though I don't really wish to play? Barber: No matter. They burned...

English Bob: Actually, what I heard was that you fell off your horse. Drunk, of course. And that you broke your bloody neck. Little Bill: I heard that one myself, Bob. Hell, I even thought I was dead. Till I found out that I was just in Nebraska.

Little Bill Daggett: Now that is you there, here embalmed on the cover? The Duck of Death? W.W. Beauchamp: Uh, the Duke. D... D... Duke of Death.

Little Bill Daggett: Look, son... Being a good shot and being quick with the pistol... that don't do no harm, but it don't mean much next to being cool headed. A man who'll keep his head, not get rattled under fire, like as not, he'll kill you. W.W. Beauchamp: But if the other fella is quicker and fires first... ...

Hobo: That skirt you're chasin' must've moved on ahead. We gotta hightail it to the hog, pronto! Hero Boy: To the hog? Hobo: The engine. The engine, you tenderfoot. We gotta make the engine before we hit Flat Top Tunnel. Hero Boy: H-how come? Hobo: So many questions. There is but one inch of clearance between...

There can be no Christmas without the Polar Express arriving on time. Am I the only one who understands that?

Turn this sled around!

Conductor: Ah, the forsaken and the abandoned. Mind your step now. These... These poor toys have suffered enough, being left to rust and decay in the back alleys and vacant lots of the world. Hero Boy: What are they doing here? Conductor: It's a new concept the boss came up with. Instead of being thrown away, th...

Now these, these poor toys have suffered enough, being left to rust and decay in the back alleys and vacant lots of the world.

These hopelessly entangled string puppets and marionettes pose a particular problem. We found that the nimble fingers of our work force here at the North Pole are best suited for working out those knots and tangles.

Hero Girl: Look! Hero Boy: The Northern Lights! Conductor: Hey! You three. We just crossed it. Latitude 66 degrees, 33 minutes, the Arctic Circle. And do you see... those lights in the distance? They look like the lights of a strange ocean liner sailing on a frozen sea. There... is the North Pole.

Hero Girl: There should be elves. Where are the elves? Boy: Yeah! Where are the elves? Boy 2: Where are they? Conductor: They are gathering in the center of the city. That is where Santa will give the first gift of Christmas. Know-It-All Boy: Who gets the first gift of Christmas? Conductor: He will choose... o...

The Flyin' Elves. They are specialists. Do not try that at home, kids. Do not try that at home.

There's no greater gift than friendship.

The first gift of Christmas!

This bell... is a wonderful symbol of the spirit of Christmas, as am I. Just remember... the true spirit of Christmas... lies in your heart.

Conductor: That is some special ticket. Lonely Boy: Sure is.

This is the most beautiful-est, most wonderful-est Christmas ever!

At one time, most of my friends could hear the bell. But as years passed, it fell silent for all of them. Even Sarah found one Christmas that she could no longer hear its sweet sound. Though I've grown old, the bell still rings for me, as it does for all who truly believe.

Delilah: That Kid, he's just a boy, and the other one, Will, the nice one, being so true to his wife and all... Alice: Wife? He ain't got no wife. Delilah: Oh, yes, he does. he told me... Alice: He ain't got no wife. Not aboveground anyways.

Now, ned... Them whores are going to tell different lies than you, and when their lies ain't the same as your lies, well, I ain't going to hurt no woman, but I'm going to hurt you. And not gentle like before... But bad.

All right? There's two kinds of people in this world. There's winners and there's losers. Okay? You know what the difference is? Winners don't give up.

Twirling. My mother and I used to twirl.

This place is a tomb. I'm going to the nut shop, where it's fun.

This is the last touch-up, everybody. Final touch-ups. Last touch-up.

Those little fuckers. I will kill them.

There are two kinds of people in this world, winners and losers.

Dwayne, That's your name, right? Dwayne?

Lee: Teacher? Shaolin Abbott: I see your talents have gone beyond the mere physical level. Your skills are now at the point of spiritual insight. I have several questions. What is the highest technique you hope to achieve ? Lee: To have no technique. Shaolin Abbott: Very good. What are your thoughts when facin...

The enemy has only images and illusions, behind which he hides his true motives. Destroy the image, and you will break the enemy.

Lee: Come in. Tania: A gift Mr. Lee... If you don't see anything you like Lee: There was a girl at the feast tonight. Tania: Which girl, sir? Lee: The owner of this dart. Tania: Oh, yes. I know the one. I'll send her to you.

Sparta, Rome, The Knights of Europe, The Samurai. They worship strength because it is strength that makes all other values possible. Nothing survives without it.

This woman is the most adorable creature I've ever been in contact with. If she turns out even to be as good-looking as a mailbox, I'd be crazy not to turn my life upside down and marry her.

The battle with the guards was magnificent. Your skill is extraordinary. And I was going to ask you to join us.

The heroine of Pride and Prejudice is Elizabeth Bennet. She is a great and complex character. Not that you would know.

Remember... The enemy has only images and illusions, behind which he hides his true motives. Destroy the image... And you will break the enemy.

Maggie: This is what keeps bothering me. Trinity: What? Maggie: His neural patterns don't read like someone who's in a coma. The strange thing is, I see these patterns all the time. Trinity: Where? Maggie: On someone jacked in.

Crew member: Look like the machines will be in Zion in just under 20 hours. AK: Jesus H. Christ.

Q-Ball Gang Member #1: The only way you're getting through this door is over my big dead ass. Seraph: So be it.

Seraph: There are no weapons allowed in the club. At the bottom of this elevator, there is a coat-check girl, and if we are lucky, one man for checking weapons. Trinity: And if we're unlucky? Seraph: There will be many men.

Merovingian: It is said they cannot be taken, they can only be given. Morpheus: What? Merovingian: The eyes of the Oracle.

The Oracle: The power of the One extends beyond this world. It reaches from here all the way back to where it came from. Neo: Where? The Oracle: The source. That's what you felt when you touched those sentinels, but you weren't ready for it. You should be dead, but apparently you weren't ready for that either.

Neo: Three lines... Trinity: Power lines. Neo: Follow them.

This is my world! My world!

They're so incredibly perfect. Like your incredibly perfect face, and your......perfect personality.

There's nowhere I can't go. There is nowhere I won't find you.

That was the bravest thing I've ever seen in my life.

Tess: Nigel, I'm so sorry, but she's gotta learn......there's better ways to get attention than acting like a bimbo. Alfonz: Like what?

This is just like the old days, huh?

Vive la Resistance!

Tectonophysics is the science of now, not tomorrow.

Vive la Resistance!

Sorry, gentlemen. This whole area is closed for weapons testing for the next 24 hours. That includes all on-base personnel. Good afternoon, sir. I'm afraid that goes for you, too, Colonel, sir. The Pentagon sent out revised...

Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: This warehouse is where you and your government have hidden all of your secrets, yes? Indiana Jones: This is a military warehouse. I've never been here before in my life.

Sleep over

Hannah: Trevor, the sensor's attracting the lightning. Drop it. Drop the sensor. Trevor: What? I'm not gonna drop it. Hannah: Hurry! It's attracting the lightning!

This is life or death here.

Hannah: That's two you owe me now. Trevor: Who's keeping count? Hannah: I am. Sean: That was awesome.

They both believed in something that everyone told them was impossible.

Trevor: So, what we have to do is get across this ocean and find the geyser and just hitch a ride topside. Sean: Topside sounds good.

Sean: You're the man, Uncle Trev. Trevor: That's what I've been telling the scientific community for years.

Trevor: That's one point for me, right? Hannah: Right. Who's keeping track, right?

This is all my fault. Save yourself. Just go home.

This is all my fault.

Trevor: That's Mount Vesuvius. Hey, Sean, if your mom asks you what you did this weekend......you tell her Uncle Trevor took you to Italy. Sean: Italy?

That is exciting. You'll have to promise to tell me about it, okay?

The odd thing about this form of communication is that you're more likely to talk about nothing than something. But I just want to say that all this nothing has meant more to me than so many somethings.