"And that's why the biggest risk we could take right now is to adopt the same failed policies and the same failed politics that we've seen over the last eight years and somehow expect a different result."

"We need fundamental change in this country, and that's what I'd like to bring."

Barack Obama: "What's your name?" Joe Wurzelbacher: "The name is Joe Wurzelbacher." Barack Obama: "Good to see you Joe."

Barack Obama: "There's two ways of looking at it. I mean one way of looking at it is now that you've become more successful…" Joe Wurzelbacher: "…through hard work…" Barack Obama: "…through hard work, you don't want to be taxed as much. Which I understand. Another way of looking at it is 95% of folks who are maki...

"Talk is talk. You know, he can speak pretty, but, you know, there's got to be action behind it. We've seen McCain, we know his actions."

"I am the new grunge."

"He he he he he, yes."

"Tim breaks the rules."

"This whole learning process to myself was just one that I'll just, I'll have for the rest of my life."

"I am this shy quiet person."

"We did it textbook style, to the book."

"Reggie was so cute. He called me right when it was done and said, babe, I really hope that you're not, you know, trying to hold back because of me."

"Tonight is an episode that I'm on, and then next Tuesday. And then, uh, and then that's it for me."

"As long as the fans are happy and that's what they wanna see."

"They do eat."

"I think the whole cast is great."

"Just people that I know that watch the show--that's, that's the character that they really like."

"I wish they had talked about, you know, more important issues."

"I don't like the fact that he thinks us white people are trash because we're not."

"I was thrilled to get this invitation and I feel right at home here because it's often been said I share the politics Alfred E. Smith and the ears of Alfred E. Newman."

"Recently, one of John's top advisers told the "Daily News" that if we keep talking about the economy, McCain's going to lose. So, tonight I'd like to talk about the economy."

"It's gotten so bad Bloomberg now has to take the subway."

"The truth is out there."

Guy: "And 1 Tupac Shakur. Hip hop and you don't stop with the broccoli beef. One order big daddy Kane, one LL Cool J. I want ice cube in my ice tea. You Thai? I Thai, too."

This is Urkin the town rapist. Naughty naughty."

"This is suit is NOT black."

"This town needs an enima!"

"Just the two of us, mono e mono. I have taken off my make-up, let's see if you can take off yours."

"Well, it's time to retire. Feel free to drop in."

"The Help American Vote Act is in part at fault because it doesn't allow you to withhold a voter registration against Mickey Mouse. And it doesn't allow you to withhold all these other silly names. And it doesn't allow you to withhold multiple voters."

"The global financial crisis is affecting all of us."

"The panic on Wall Street has now reached Main Street."

Ricky Bobby: "When you work on your mysterious lady parts stuff . . . you should have the right tools too. So that's why you should use . . . Maypax. The official tampon of NASCAR."

Ricky Bobby: The room's startin' to spin... 'cause of the gayness...

Reese Bobby: There's nothing more god dang frightening then driving with a live goddamn cougar next to you.

Earl: "Alright, what about if, uh, if the father married the son's daughter?" Roy: "This is a family riddle, Earl, you gotta think clean thoughts."

Roy: "Ma'am I've been called a lot of things before, but I've never been saddled with that one." Molly: "Well you might try being saddled sometime. Smell of leather, sting of a whip."

"Fuck. Shit. These are highly technical golf terms, and you're using them on your very first lesson."

"They are an intriguing people. From the moment they wake they devote themselves to the perfection of whatever they pursue. I have never seem such discipline. I am surprised to learn that the word Samurai means, 'to serve', and that Katsumoto believes his rebellion to be in the service of the Emperor. "

"Mind the sword. Mind the people watch. Mind the enemy. Too many mind. No mind."

"The perfect blossom is a rare thing. You could spend your life looking for one, and it would not be a wasted life."

Katsumoto: "The way of the Samurai is not necessary anymore." Algren: "Necessary? What could be more necessary?"

"I'm talking about the game, the mental game, la cabeza. You don't got it."

"But then there's the 7 iron. I never miss with the 7 iron."

Algren: "There was once a battle at a place called Thermopylae. Three hundred brave Greeks held off a Persian army of a million men. A million! You understand this number?", Katsumoto: "I understand this number." Algren: "For two days the Greeks made them pay so dearly that the Persian army lost all taste for battl...

"I belong to the warrior in whom the old ways have joined the new."

Roy: "Just hold still. Don't move and I'll show you. In fact, why don't you get on top and I'll show you." Molly: "Tee it up."

"You ride her til she bucks ya, or you don't ride at all."

"What's going to happen? The dam is broken. We're now going to see huge amounts of money coming into political campaigns and we know history tells us that always leads to scandal."

"And so the days of the Samurai had ended. Nations, like men, it is sometimes said, have their own destiny. As for the American Captain, no one knows what became of him. Some say that he died of his wounds. Others, that he returned to his own country. But I like to think he may have at last found some small measure ...

Messenger Boy: "The Thesselonian you're fighting... he's the biggest man i've ever seen. I wouldn't want to fight him.", Achilles: "Thats why no-one will remember your name."

"Of course not. These are legitimate and truthful and they are far different than the phone calls that were made about my family."

Achilles: There are no pacts between lions and men.

Achilles: You won't have eyes tonight. You won't have ears or a tongue. you will wander the underworld blind, deaf and dumb and all the dead will know; This is Hector: the fool who thought he killed Achilles.

"Surely you don't think there's no spin in your no spin zone."

"Cause I don't know anything about Afghanistan. I know that it's a place where terrorists are and we have to go in there. And our men and women should come home. That's all I know."

"Well the extreme level of commitment to me is what astonished me the most."

"You know, the level of narcissism, the um, way he forced you to deal with everything he thought and felt."

"Regardless of what it made you feel, uh, to the point of, of revulsion."

"But toughest has been the shots taken against the family."

"I'm not going to put the stake in any poll right now I believe that November 4th is the only poll that matters."

"I go, 'Well, this is the man who we are trying to represent, and I believe this is how he would have done it.'"

"So they were covered in paint pretty much but I would wear them out because, you know, it was just not worth the hassle to me and we get to work the first day and George arrives in America and he has on sneakers covered in the same color paints."

"I would have been one of those friends going, 'What are you doing the enema shooting out of your butt?'"

"But I said the same thing to Madonna at her New Year's Eve party one year when she did the sex book. I walk in and there she is, nipples to the wind."

"Well, that — that’s something which I — I believe the American people will, uh, assess individually and say, uh, yeah, she’s got the kind of executive experience that you’d hope to find from a person who’s been a governor and a mayor."

"Well I'm gonna get the full resources on CNN to focus on this today."

"That I heard, that even penetrated my bizarre little world."

"So that's good, that's an improvement."

"And the other fire we have out there at the Porter Ranch area, the Sesmont fire, is what they're calling it, that one we're saying 20 at this time."

"Alright, yeah, I mean we're trying to trend younger."

"Yeah, they can win, for sure they can win, I mean they have to win three in a row."

"I do believe that this is a team that's capable of winning three in a row."

"They just have to win at home tonight."

"I think the more you do it, the more comfortable you get in not talking."

"You kind of take your hands off the steering wheel and let it go."

"Tampa Bay is the best young team that's come along in, I don't know, 10, or 15 years."

"They're that good, and they're gonna be that good for awhile."

"If there's any team that can do it, that'll be the team that can jump up and bite you."

"The Powell nomination, or endersement, total-- totally about race."

"That's what I'm going to do. And then I'm going to tell him, 'Say hi to your mother for me.'"

"Because our enemies will test the new President early."

"We don't like to toot our own horns so I don't talk about my experience that much in terms of years in office or in positions."

Yvonne: "Where were you last night?" Rick: "That was so long ago I don't remember." Yvonne: "Will I see you tonight?" Rick: "I never make plans that far ahead."

"How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that. Someday they may be scarce."

"Well you can tell me now, I'm reasonably sober."

"The noise afterwards, it rises. It rises up like, like a storm."

"The hell with you - I will not fire on helpless people."

"That boy is one mean mother fucker!"

Nicoli: "There is no one who can match his strength, his endurance or his aggressiveness." Press guy: "You make it sound like he's indestructible." Nicoli: "Yes, he is."

"See we're born with a killer instinct that you can't turn off and on like, like some radio. We have to be right in the middle of the action cause we're the warriors. And without some, some challenge, without some damn warrior fight, then the warrior may as well be dead Stallion."

"I would like to announce the presence of a true fighting champion that defines the word courage. The Italian Stallion, Rocky Balboa."

"In the red corner, weighing 261 pounds, gold medalist and undefeated world amatuer champion of the Soviet Union. The Siberian Wall, Ivan Drago."

Announcer: "In the blue corner, weighing 221 pounds, the former heavyweight champion of the world, the dancing destroyer, the king of sting, the Count of Monte Cristo." Rocky: "Yo, you think you got enough names?" Apollo: "Patience Stallion, almost done." Announcer: "The master of disaster, the one, the only, Apollo...

"Throw the damn towel!"

"To the end."

"To win you gotta knock him out. You gotta punch and punch till you can't punch no more. This is your whole life here."

"This here's the Whammer son."

Harriet:"Have you ever read Homer?", Roy:"Homer? Um, well, the only homer I know has 4 bases in it."

"When I walk down the street, people will look at me and say - There goes Roy Hobbs, the best there ever was."

"Tomorrow, I wouldn't bet against me."

Roy:"Can I play Monday?", Doctor:"The odds and your age would be against you."

Gus:"If it isn't enough money, tell us what you've got in mind.", Roy:"To hit away."

"This could be a tragic day for the people of New York. This could be the end of Spider-Man."

"I was their number one son and they treated my like number two."

"When I held my Tiffany baby rattle with a shiny flipper instead of 5 chubby digits."

Max: "Selina Selina." Selina: "That's my name Maxamillion, don't wear it out or I'll make you buy me a new one."

Apollo: "Still young enough whip your butt Stallion." Rocky: "Oh yeah? How you gonna do that? You taught me everything you know." Apollo: "Almost everything."

Apollo: "You know Stallion, it's too bad we gotta get old. Ha ha ha." Rocky: "Ah, just keep punchin em Pollo."

"As an executive, working with John McCain, we will take on the special interests and we will clean up Wall Street and some of the abuse of the power in Washington, D.C., also to first and foremost get government back on the side of the people."

"A, that, the trooper who had tasered his kid and had, you know, made death threats against my family and said he was gonna bring the governor down and all that. My husband did exactly, I think, what any sensible, reasonable father, husband would do who was concerned about their family's safety."

"He said it himself. We need to spread the wealth around. Now that's one of the tenants of socialism."

"It tells me that the people in this area know a little something about turning an underdog into a victor."

"This call was paid for by the Republican National Committee and McCain-Palin 2008."

"The RNC response to this reporting? Quote, 'The RNC does not discuss expenses, as it relates to strategy.' Really? Even when the strategy is to look really fancy?"

"…from the stand point of they cast tie breaking votes I don't even know how you're parsing legislative authority."

"They have not served a red America. They haven't served a blue America. They served the United States of America."

"I came from Australia. That's where I started."

"Seemed like the melting pot of the most exciting things in the whole world."

"Well, it's an obscure subject--suburb but um, so that's how it all started 26 years ago."

"A lot of clubs in London sort of have quite, you know, a sort of strong start. But they don?t go on forever."

"I don't think that they really look at my clothes as things which are going to be in the high street next season."

"I think that they're sort of quite amused and, um, stimulated by sort of how far I take things."

"Then we can experiment with different sort of make-up looks cause I think that quite often people sort of the face is one of the most important parts."

Well, it's senior year, and I think that things that define that really are prom, and graduation

She's only interested in you because she thinks you're the choosen one. But I AM the choosen one. *thwack* Ok, sorry, kidding.

"They turned me down twice."

"The third time, though, it worked, I said fuck fuck fuck."

"The Japanese did a lot to buoy that market."

"Go to the contagion in 98 or, after 911, there's nothing like this."

"That's the biggest difference."

"With IMF meeting this week, I'm sure secretary Paulson and other regulators are talking about alright going forward."

"To say the least."

"They've used leverage to a large extent, and they've had some outstanding returns."

"When they're scared, they want to go to cash, they want to deleverage, and they're doing that."

"They have concerns."

"They have been superb, I think."

"The system works."

"To get this economy going, we need to make sure that a small business person or individual can borrow money."

"There's been some progress."

"The money market funds."

"Everything indicates that's what it will be."

"The equity markets respond in a positive way."

"That's what we've been in in the last 3 to 6 weeks."

"There's no question that it puts some of these funds at a disadvantage."

"That was not what I was trying to do."

"It's gonna take time for the markets to recover."

"This is about confidence."

"There was a lot of fear."

"We've had a number of funds, we've taken some of the money, in some cases took all their money."

"That's beautiful."

"That's beautiful."

"It blew my mind that there was a grownup who was a bedwetter when they were little, you know what I mean, and was fine about it and talked about it."

"There's no thought in it."

"There hasn't been, yet."

"Well, I don't like to get too cerebral about it."

"The stuff that makes me laugh is pretty much just like really aggressively stupid silly stuff, you know."

"If you talk to the CEO of FedEx, Fred Smith, if you talk to the CEO of Cisco, John Chambers, you talk to Meg Whitman, former CEO of eBay, you know what they'll tell you? They'll tell you they pay their full 35 percent."

"They're paying full freight, and they'll show you their tax returns."

"When they have the ability to go overseas, unfortunately they do go overseas."

"Funny. That's the way you negotiate, and that's the way you negotiate and get solutions."

"I will have things on the table, we will negotiate."

"The reason why we couldn't get agreement in 2005 is because the Democrats insisted as a precondition that we raise taxes."

"That's our obligation."

"The reason why the talks collapsed is because the Democrats insisted on agreeing to tax increases before we sat down."

"They know I've been tested."

"That's a remarkable statement."

"We've got a ten trillion dollar debt to our kids."

"They should be embarrassed."

"We wouldn't be in the crisis we're in if a couple of things hadn't happened."

"The same people that are for the rescue package are the same people that defended Fannie and Freddie."

"That's why we have government."

"Taking on my own party."

"They were in the tank."

Ben: "You know you can take a pill for that." Paul: "Nah, nah, that's a cheat. You start with the pills, next thing you know, you're puttin' in hydraulics! A hard-on should be gotten legitimately, or it shouldn't be gotten at all." Ben: "Hmm...I think Mark Twain said that, didn't he?"

MacNamara: "You're Paul Vitti, the mobster? Paul: Now is that polite?" MacNamara: "Huh?" Paul: "Is that being nice? I'm trying to be nice over here! I mean, do I walk up to you and say you're so and so the hard on?"

Todd: "Where do you think your gonna put a tree that big?" Clark W. Griswold: "Bend over and I'll show ya."

Clark W. Griswold: "Tis the season to be merry". Mary: "Well, that's my name." Clark W. Griswold: "No shit!"

Narrator: "When people think you're dying, they really listen to you instead of just…" Marla Singer: "Instead of just waiting for their turn to speak."

"You talking to me? You talking to me? You talking to me? Then who the hell else are you talking to? You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here."

"Clean up this whole mess here, should just flush it right down the fucking toilet."

"My life has taken another turn again."

Tyler: "Now listen, I can't have you talking to her about me." Narrator: "Why would I talk to her..." Tyler: "You say anything about me or what goes on in this house to her or anybody, we're done. Now promise me." Narrator: "Ok." Tyler: "You promise?" Narrator: "Yeah, I promise." Tyler: "Promise." Narrator: "...

"Those goofy bastards are just about the best thing I've got going in this... crazy world."

Robert "Bob" Paulson: "Have you heard about the guy that invented this thing?" Narrator: "Well, yeah, actually I uh..." Bob: "I hear all kinds of things." Narrator: "Yeah." Bob: "Supposedly he was born in a mental institution, and he sleeps only one hour a night. He's a great man, do you know about Tyler Durden?"

"I have two guns, one for each of you."

"Toke, toke it up man."

"People do it everyday: they talk to themselves, they see themselves as they'd like to be, but they don't have the courage that you have to just run with it."

"I can't believe this shit. I can't believe it. Did ya get a free toaster with this too?"

Drill Seargeant: "Gump! What's your sole purpose in this army?" Gump: "To do whatever you tell me Drill Seargeant."

"Yeah but Mr. Brown, that's a little to close to Mr. Shit."

"You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?"

"The Matrix is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now in this very room.

Morpheus: "How did I beat you?" Neo: "You're too fast." Morpheus: "Do you believe that, my being stronger or faster has anything to do with my muscles in this place? You think that's air you're breathing now?"

"Am I going mad, or did the word 'think' escape your lips?"

Westley: "Hear this now: I will always come for you." Buttercup: "But how can you be sure?" Westley: "This is true love. Do you think this happens every day?"

"X-Ray Delta One, this is Mission Control. Two-Zero-Four-Niner, transmission concluded."

"We've got the transmission from your parents coming in."