"I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do…"

"X-Ray Delta One, this is Mission Control."

"'What you wanna tell me now, tough guy?". I said 'ming! What you doin' here? I though I told ya to go fuck your mother!' Ha-ha-ha!!...I thought he was gonna shit!"

"'Ah…so what you gonna tell us, tough guy?'. I said 'my usual, zero, nothing! Why tell you? What da fuck!'. He said 'no, you gonna tell me something today, tough guy'. I said 'all right, I'll tell ya something: go fuck your mother!'"

"Terminate…with extreme prejudice."

"Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name, because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you wil...

"Venice Beach didn't always look like this. It used to be a good neighborhood. The Boardwalk's always been a dump but when my dad moves us out here Venice was a nice quiet place to grow up. Over the years though it's just gone to hell. The gangs are like a plague they moved west from Inglewood and South Central and ...

"This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoo...

"The deadliest weapon in the world is a marine and his rifle. It is your killer instinct which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in combat. Your rifle is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill....

"Today you people are no longer maggots. Today you are Marines. You're part of a brotherhood…"

"They were going to make me a Major for this, and I wasn't even in their fucking army anymore."

"Terminate... with extreme prejudice."

"Think white and get serious!"

"The price is wrong, bitch."

"This is a giant cock."

"This was not just a matter of chance. No. These strange things happen all the time."

"Just because there are things I don't remember, doesn't make my actions meaningless. The whole world doesn't just disappear when you close your eyes does it?"

"That's a peach hon, oh golly I'm hot today."

"Hey Smails! A thousand bucks you miss that putt."

"I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think."

"I'm gonna be the head greenskeeper, hopefully within the next six years, that's my schedule."

"You're over there on Briar...Thanks for the dope."

"This is a hybrid. This is a cross of Bluegrass--Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bench, and Northern California Sinsemilla. The amazing stuff about this is that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus belt that night on this stuff."

"Tell the cook this is low-grade dog food…this steak still has marks where the jockey was hittin' it."

"What do you think they do there? They don't drink milk shakes I assure you."

"Oh fuck it I don't have to talk to you either man, see how you like it. Just total fucking silence, two can play at that game smart."

Neal: "Del?" Del: "Hmmmm[Del's annoying laugh.]" Neal: "Why did you kiss my ear?" Del: "Why are you holding my hand?" Neal: "Where's your other hand?" Del: "Between two pillows." Neal: "Those aren't pillows!"

"You go right back up there and get me a toddler. I need a baby, Hi. They got more'n they can handle."

"8men...strong and very graphed, it's going to take all night. Good boys, gotta be good boys. Reliable, positive attitude...it's very important...very important. That's what we're looking for Don."

"Ooh! Aah! That was really scary! And if you don't mind me saying, if that don't work your breath will certainly get the job done because you definitely need some Tic-Tacs or something because your breath stinks!"

"This ship will self destruct in 20 seconds. This is your last chance to push the cancellation button."

"This is a hobo suit, darling. You can't be seen in this. I won't allow it."

"This is your automated captain. Would you care for more mimosa?"

"Be on your guard. There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world."

"The ring has awoken, it's heard its masters call."

"The power of Isengard is at your command, Sauron, Lord of the Earth."

"Tell me, what words of comfort did you give the halfling before you sent him to his doom?"

"Together, my lord Sauron, we shall rule this Middle–Earth."

"There's no promise you can make that I can trust."

"The Time of the Elves is over. Do we leave Middle–Earth to its fate? Do we let them stand alone?"

"There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men for this treachery."

Frank: "Nice Beaver." Jane: "Thank you... I just had it stuffed." Frank: "Here...let me help you with that."

"The first night's the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in naked as the day you were born, skin burning and half blind from that delousing shit they throw on you, and when they put you in that cell... and those bars slam home...that's when you know it's for real. A whole life blown away in the blink of an...

"They send you here for life…and that's exactly what they take."

Alonzo: "Tell me a story." Jake: "Like my story?" Alonzo: "No, not your story, a story. Since you can't keep your mouth shut long enough for me to read my paper, tell me a story." Jake: "I don't think I know any stories." Alonzo: "You don't know any stories?" Jake: "Nah." Alonzo: "All right, I'll tell you a story. T...

"Ladies and gentlemen, the truth is that mutants are very real and they are among us."

"Toad has a wicked tongue, Senator, just like you."

"We are the future, Charles, not them. They no longer matter."

"I look at this, and I ask myself, if I had a baby, and my charge was to raise that baby to be the President of the United States, I can see handing that baby over to, let me say, George Herbert Walker Bush, and Barbara, because there's multiple generations of American service there. They must know how to do somethi...

"You can look back through the bios of our presidents and find out, where was the core of their character that made them who they are -- what were the life experiences, what were the things along the way that nurtured-- I can't find anything along that way that I would want to pick out of the walk that Obama's been ...

Reporter: "Let's talk about reform, then. Taxes have become a major centerpiece of your campaign, Joe the Plumber become your shining example. What do you say, though, to a Tax Policy Center study that says that the plumbers and middle-income Americans would probably do better under Barack Obama's tax plan?" McCa...

Trish: "What's the formula for re-election for you at this point?" Stevens: "Not answering you right now. I'll tell Alaskans."

"The questions were all questions he should have been ready for."

"Well, first of all, I don't think anyone can deny the fact that the media has been incredibly sexist in their attacks on her."

Hasselbeck: "Well, I think that Americans have the right to know. They have the right to make up their decisions. They have to-- the right to make up their own minds. But we should be able to ask the questions. And for some reason, we're-- we're now in a-- in a country where you can't even ask about the connections ...

"There are no excuses."

"That's why we're against Proposition 8."

"Lots of good things occurred in the quarter to really underpin the strong results in the third quarter."

"I would also point out our reserves to total loans, when you look at a total loan book, we're almost two percent of the quarter, which is the highest it has been in five years."

"So, we're comfortable with the credit picture."

"You know, being good for the industry is going to be good for Wells in the final analysis."

"I think this will go a long way to accomplishing that."

"You know, I think this government package, as I've said before, will help."

"I think we need to get the economy going again."

"The notion that right now the economy appears to be in recession. If it's not it is probably pretty close to one."

"I think the market today is perhaps reacting to the retail sales report and the notion that right now the economy appears to be in recession if its not it probably pretty close to one."

"Um, 'cause there were certain language things that were hard to translate."

"Yeah, they love tabloid magazines."

"She's thrilled her daughter got married."

"No look folks, I know Halloween is coming, I know Halloween, but John McCain dressed up as an agent of change that costume just doesn't fit folks. It doesn't fit."

"Behind the fancy speeches, grand promises and TV special, lies the truth: With crises at home and abroad, Barack Obama lacks the experience America needs. And it shows."

"Well, you know, on foreign policy, number one, John McCain will be a powerful supporter of Israel, just as George Bush was. So I’m going to go right to that where there is an agreement."

"She offered Bristol Palin to babysit Alice, which was so ni-- and it was Bristol's birthday too. And I was like, 'Yeah, that's exactly what seventeen-year-old Bristol Palin wants to do at 'SNL,' is babysit the toddler of the lady that goofs on her mom."

"Iran demands: That the U.S. must cease its support of Israel. And that all U.S. military forces must leave the Middle East. Meaning we abandon Iraq, Turkey and Kuwait. What will Obama do? Will he admit he was wrong or will he accept Iran’s demands? Tough question."

"What struck me most about these stories you'll see tonight is not just the challenges these Americans face but also their resolve to change this country."

"And Barack Obama is a problem solver who thinks big. It's a one in a generation kind of leadership and that's what Barack Obama is offering us."

"I watched him incisively question the Secretary of State in a nomination process. I remember literally turning to Chris Dodd saying whoa this guy is good."

"In 6 days we can choose hope over fear and unity over division. The promise of change over the power of the status quo."

"America, the time for change has come."

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"The next president of the United States should be and with your help will be Senator Barack Obama."

"He’s not going to give anybody $5,000, that is totally misrepresenting his program, as you say we do. The reality is he’s going to give you a tax credit for $5,000. We get tax credits for all kinds of things. That’s not a handout."

"So much of this has been about fear of you. An elitist. A celebrity. A Muslim-terrorist sympathizer. A socialist. A Marxist. A-- a witch. That's right: they've been calling you a witch."

"You know, I actually think this is the time to want to be President."

"I think the opportunity to work through that so that the tax payers don't loose any money is pretty good."

"Obviously the collapse of the capital markets really exacerbated the problem. Not only for AIG but for other financial companies."

"The board decided to take the government's help."

"I think that's up to the Fed at this juncture."

"Well, I think the plan was really designed to try and get much of the subprime problems behind the company."

"The problem I think ultimately, and the plan was pretty much completed, the problem really got exacerbated on September 8th."

"The problem really got exacerbated on September 8th. This is right after the Treasury stepped in and took over Freddie and Fannie."

"But once September 8th came around and that news took hold, the stock started to slide."

"The system is really so interlinked and in some ways very fragile."

"Once Lehman was announced that they were going bankrupt, the whole system kind of withdrew."

"I think the answer is yes."

"The system had given up or didn?t have confidence that AIG could meet its obligations."

"You know, the equity investments the Treasury is putting into the banks should go along way to add confidence."

"So the system is fragile. What drives the system is confidence."

"The purchase of toxic assets is a little bit trickier."

"In my experience in the consumer business, two things really drive the economy. One is unemployment and the other is consumer confidence."

"I think there's some questionably. There are large salaries and large compensation packages."

"So the real issue is the larger incentive compensation packages that exist on Wall Street. Those are the most important things. That's where most of the money goes."

"But they got paid based on an agreement between the company and the individuals."

"That's what I go by."

"We initially had to have a meeting, and we met just to see if we had the bond."

"So we had to go through this exercise that was staged, to see how we react."

"A lot of that, every day I was like, 'y'all, this is gonna turn into a musical.'"

"That was that base, that connection."

"That is the only acting experience."

"To me it's a different language from theater."

"There's Jamie, if you didn't see him you heard his mouth somewhere across the room."

"So there was two reads, there was one for Nate and one for Crawford in the corner."

"They gotta defend better."

"Yeah, we probably have the wrong guys starting."

"Thanks to the staff and everyone who's worked so hard to put this game on."

"That's a turnover, and that, that hurts."

"Jasikevicius who played for the Indiana Pacers and then got traded to Golden State."

"I'm glad those guys won't be playing."

"The caliber of play that we will be playing against will be very elite."

"But the thing I'm really most touched about is the people that we will help doing this game."

"The Tower of Light, and it's for, you know, kids who are at risk."

"The reach that, the New York Knicks basketball team has globally."

"When you have the opportunity to impact and touch people's lives, that's what makes the game important."

"Well look at that, partner. It looks like I done turned into a typewriter."

"I'm being facetious here. Look, I don't...of course not I don't think at the moment she is prepared to take over the reins of the presidency."

"I think to a large degree as Vice President, or....OR...I think there's no doubt. Because she has united our party in a large degree, and she's in many ways an inspirational figure...."

The famous theme song from the movie.

"I believe the right leader for this moment in history is Senator John McCain."

McCain: "But we're not just here to sell products; we're here with a message. We're at a crossroads in American history. The leadership of the next four years will have many challenges, and I believe my experience and my leadership will make a difference--" Palin: "Also, too -- sorry -- I need to remind you that ...

Palin: "These campaigns sure are expensive!" McCain: "They sure are."

"I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think things over."

"You know what you are, Stern? You know what you are? You're the anti-christ!"

"I gotta go! See you midnight tonight! This is the duke of rock saying, if you can't be good, be bad baby! Byyye!"

"By the powers vested in me, by the Federal Communications Commission, I COMMAND you, to get on the microphone, in a serious manner! And continue this broadcast!!"

Howard: "Oh my God! She's taking her clothes off!" Fred: "Maybe she forgot to close the door?" Howard: "She's a Hollywood actress. They have a lot on their mind."

"In the heat of battle, my father wove a tapestry of obsenity that as far as we know, is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan."

"Christmas was on its way!  Lovely, glorious, beautiful Christmas around which the entire kid year revolved."

"My kid brother looked like a tick about to pop"

White Rabbit: "I'm so late!   I'm so very, very late!" Mad Hatter: "Well no wonder you're late...Why, this clock is exactly two days slow!"

"There are two imponderables in those figures. One is how many people polling one way will vote differently within the secrecy of the ballot booth. And the second factor is the enthusiasm of the base for Governor Palin."

King Henry: "Have you any idea how much trouble I took to make you a noble?" Thomas Becket:" I think so. I recall you pointed a finger and said, "Thomas Becket, you are noble." The queen and your mother were very agitated." King Henry: "Hahahaha!"

"The election is on Friday."

"There's too many questions with Barack Obama and his loyalty to our country and I question that greatly."

Stranger: "You're right on top of 'em!" Billy: "I'm right on top of 'em?" Stranger: "Yeah, the people who this place belongs to are buried right under you. You could be a trifle polite." Billy: " A trifle polite?" Stranger: "A small thing to ask."

"And turn that thing off, you're makin' my horse skittish! "

"That was a UFO beamin' back at ya!  Me and Eric Heisman was down in Mexico but 2 weeks ago and we'd seen 40 of 'em flying in formation.  They...they...they've got bases all over the world now, you know.   They've been coming here ever since 1946 when the scientists first started bouncing radar beams off of the moon...

A.J.: "What's with you Today?" Lucas: "What's with today, today?"

Joe: "Why don't you hold these up to your chest, go over to the wall; and let them take some photgraphs of you?" Warren: "Why don't you shove them up your ass?" Lucas: "Because that would hurt a lot, Warren."

Drill Instructor: "Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks...or I will definitely fuck you up!" Private Gomer Pyle: "Sir, yes sir!!"

The famous theme song from the movie.

"Ah, something seems to be troubling you.  Won't you tell us all about it?"

"I liked myself...until he came."

Mozart: "Is the Emperor angry with me?" Unknown:  "Quite the contrary…" Mozart: " Then why doesn't he simply appoint me to the post?" Character 1:  "Mozart, you are not the only composer in Vienna." Mozart:  "No, but I'm the best!"

Caroline: "You're just like Steve...you wanna...just wanna....get rid of me and throw me out!" Dr. Sobel: "Now, Caroline, you know that's not true." Caroline: "Yes it's true...." Dr. Sobel: "I am gonna see you next week, whereas Steve never wants to see you again." (Caroline starts crying)

"If I talk to you, and you turn me into a fag.....I'm gonna kill you, you understand? "

Dr. Sobel: "You know you can take a pill for that...." Paul Vitti: "Nah, nah, that's a cheat. You start with the pills, next thing you know, you're puttin' in hydraulics! A hard-on should be gotten legitimately, or it shouldn't be gotten at all." Dr. Sobel: "Hmm...I think Mark Twain said that, didn't he?"

Buddy:" I don't want you listening to any angry music". Dave:" 'The Carpenters' are angry? I mean.…" Buddy: "Don't be naive Dave! 'Close to You'? 'We've Only Just Begun'?? Songs of madness and obsession!!"

"Let this be a reminder to you all that this organization will not tolerate failure."

"Look!  Look at your people Moses!  They are free!"

Rameses: "You don't think we'll get in trouble for this do you?" Moses: "No!  Not a chance!"

"I seek to build an empire, and your only thought is to amuse yourselves by tearing it down!"

Fancy Bates: "Heaven forbid, you just tell him no, U.S. (U.S. pronounced like "You ass")" U.S. Bates: "That's U.S. Not you ass!"

"To infinity.....and beyond!"

"This town ain't big enough for the two of us!"

"What could I do to top this?"

"Good morning, turdbrain!"

"You know, I don't think we need to do the thing where we tell each other EVERYTHING."

Satan: "It has come to be! The four horsemen are drawing nigh! The time of prophecy is upon us!" Saddam Hussein: "I love it when you get all Biblical, Satan! You know exactly how to turn my crank!" Satan: "No, I'm being serious!"

One chorus of "Holiday Road" the movie's theme song

"This is crazy, this is crazy, this is crazy…"

"Show the sword! (Uther wields Excalibur) Behold! The sword of power! Excalibur! "

Nikki: "That ball wouldn't have made it out of a lot of parks." Vaughn: "Name one." Nikki: "Yellowstone?"

"That looked like the Terminator, only slower. Maybe it was his Out-of-Stater! Or it could have been the Hibernator. That baby is definitely going away for the winter. Whatever for Vaughn, it could be see-ya-later, he's probably gonna become a spectator."

"Alright!!! Break out the champagne! It's in the bag! The fat lady has left the building!

"My God! Good news, fans! The Indians are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks! As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other! . . . It looks like Willie Hayes is trying to hit Rick Vaughn. And why not? Everybody else in the league does. Hayes swings and misses! I don...

Dorn: "As general manager of this team, I demand to know when I'm getting a start!" Taylor: "There's an old timer game coming up soon."

"The minute you're out of office they don't care enough about you to kill you anymore....people are fickle!"

"The girl's got some skills!"

TV Interviewer: "One more question. Do you have any special advice for the young people who drive?" James Dean: "Take it easy driving…the life you might save might be mine."

"They'll fix you. They fix everything."

"The technology has caught up with the incredible imagination that Tolkien interjected into the story of his...and so, this is the time!"

Thunder sound effects.

"The first night's the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in naked as the day you were born, skin burning and half blind from that delousing shit they throw on you, and when they put you in that cell... and those bars slam home...that's when you know it's for real. A whole life blown away in the blink of an...

"They send you here for life…and that's exactly what they take."

"They may not know it but the Mac is back!"

"Thank you."

"Thank you my friends."

"Thank you for coming here on this beautiful Arizona evening."

"The American people have spoken."

"They have spoken clearly."

"To congratulate him on being elected the next president of the country that we both love."

"This is an historic election."

"I've always believed that America offers opportunities to all who have the industry and will to seize it."

"To congratulate him on being elected the next president of the country that we both love."

"This is an historic election."

"For the special pride that must be theirs tonight."