Think you know what the problem is

"I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do…"

This is mission control

"X-Ray Delta One, this is Mission Control."

Tell me know

"'What you wanna tell me now, tough guy?". I said 'ming! What you doin' here? I though I told ya to go fuck your mother!' Ha-ha-ha!!...I thought he was gonna shit!"

Tell you something

"'Ah…so what you gonna tell us, tough guy?'. I said 'my usual, zero, nothing! Why tell you? What da fuck!'. He said 'no, you gonna tell me something today, tough guy'. I said 'all right, I'll tell ya something: go fuck your mother!'"

Terminate

"Terminate…with extreme prejudice."

Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles.

"Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name, because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you wil...

The gangs are like a plague, they moved west from Inglewood and South Central and basically took over.

"Venice Beach didn't always look like this. It used to be a good neighborhood. The Boardwalk's always been a dump but when my dad moves us out here Venice was a nice quiet place to grow up. Over the years though it's just gone to hell. The gangs are like a plague they moved west from Inglewood and South Central and ...

This is my rifle

"This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoo...

The deadliest weapon in the world is a marine and his rifle.

"The deadliest weapon in the world is a marine and his rifle. It is your killer instinct which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in combat. Your rifle is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill....

Today you are marines.

"Today you people are no longer maggots. Today you are Marines. You're part of a brotherhood…"

They were going to make me a Major for this.

"They were going to make me a Major for this, and I wasn't even in their fucking army anymore."

Terminate... with extreme prejudice.

"Terminate... with extreme prejudice."

Think white and get serious!

"Think white and get serious!"

The price is wrong, bitch.

"The price is wrong, bitch."

This is a giant cock.

"This is a giant cock."

These strange things happen all the time.

"This was not just a matter of chance. No. These strange things happen all the time."

The whole world doesn't just disappear when you close your eyes does it?

"Just because there are things I don't remember, doesn't make my actions meaningless. The whole world doesn't just disappear when you close your eyes does it?"

That's a peach hon, oh golly I'm hot today.

"That's a peach hon, oh golly I'm hot today."

thousand bucks you miss that putt.

"Hey Smails! A thousand bucks you miss that putt."

The only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang.

"I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think."

That's my schedule.

"I'm gonna be the head greenskeeper, hopefully within the next six years, that's my schedule."

Thanks for the dope.

"You're over there on Briar...Thanks for the dope."

This is a hybrid.

"This is a hybrid. This is a cross of Bluegrass--Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bench, and Northern California Sinsemilla. The amazing stuff about this is that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus belt that night on this stuff."

This steak still has marks where the jockey was hittin' it.

"Tell the cook this is low-grade dog food…this steak still has marks where the jockey was hittin' it."

They don't drink milk shakes I assure you.

"What do you think they do there? They don't drink milk shakes I assure you."

Two can play at that game, smart guy.

"Oh fuck it I don't have to talk to you either man, see how you like it. Just total fucking silence, two can play at that game smart."

Those aren't pillows!

Neal: "Del?" Del: "Hmmmm[Del's annoying laugh.]" Neal: "Why did you kiss my ear?" Del: "Why are you holding my hand?" Neal: "Where's your other hand?" Del: "Between two pillows." Neal: "Those aren't pillows!"

They got moren' they can handle.

"You go right back up there and get me a toddler. I need a baby, Hi. They got more'n they can handle."

That's what we're looking for, Don.

"8men...strong and very graphed, it's going to take all night. Good boys, gotta be good boys. Reliable, positive attitude...it's very important...very important. That's what we're looking for Don."

That was really scary!

"Ooh! Aah! That was really scary! And if you don't mind me saying, if that don't work your breath will certainly get the job done because you definitely need some Tic-Tacs or something because your breath stinks!"

This is your last chance to push the cancellation button.

"This ship will self destruct in 20 seconds. This is your last chance to push the cancellation button."

This is a hobo suit, darling.

"This is a hobo suit, darling. You can't be seen in this. I won't allow it."

This is your automated captain.

"This is your automated captain. Would you care for more mimosa?"

There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world.

"Be on your guard. There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world."

The ring has awoken, it's heard its masters call.

"The ring has awoken, it's heard its masters call."

The power of Isengard is at your command, Sauron, Lord of the Earth.

"The power of Isengard is at your command, Sauron, Lord of the Earth."

Tell me, what words of comfort did you give the halfling before you sent him to his doom?

"Tell me, what words of comfort did you give the halfling before you sent him to his doom?"

Together, my lord Sauron, we shall rule this Middle–Earth.

"Together, my lord Sauron, we shall rule this Middle–Earth."

There's no promise you can make that I can trust.

"There's no promise you can make that I can trust."

The Time of the Elves is over.

"The Time of the Elves is over. Do we leave Middle–Earth to its fate? Do we let them stand alone?"

There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men for this treachery.

"There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men for this treachery."

Thank you…I just had it stuffed.

Frank: "Nice Beaver." Jane: "Thank you... I just had it stuffed." Frank: "Here...let me help you with that."

The first night's the toughest.

"The first night's the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in naked as the day you were born, skin burning and half blind from that delousing shit they throw on you, and when they put you in that cell... and those bars slam home...that's when you know it's for real. A whole life blown away in the blink of an...

They send you here for life…and that's exactly what they take.

"They send you here for life…and that's exactly what they take."

Tell me a story.

Alonzo: "Tell me a story." Jake: "Like my story?" Alonzo: "No, not your story, a story. Since you can't keep your mouth shut long enough for me to read my paper, tell me a story." Jake: "I don't think I know any stories." Alonzo: "You don't know any stories?" Jake: "Nah." Alonzo: "All right, I'll tell you a story. T...

The truth is that mutants are very real and they are among us.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the truth is that mutants are very real and they are among us."

Toad has a wicked tongue, Senator.

"Toad has a wicked tongue, Senator, just like you."

They no longer matter.

"We are the future, Charles, not them. They no longer matter."

They Must Know How To Do Something, Because Look At How Their Kids Have Succeeded

"I look at this, and I ask myself, if I had a baby, and my charge was to raise that baby to be the President of the United States, I can see handing that baby over to, let me say, George Herbert Walker Bush, and Barbara, because there's multiple generations of American service there. They must know how to do somethi...

The Bios Of Our Presidents

"You can look back through the bios of our presidents and find out, where was the core of their character that made them who they are -- what were the life experiences, what were the things along the way that nurtured-- I can't find anything along that way that I would want to pick out of the walk that Obama's been ...

Tax Reform

Reporter: "Let's talk about reform, then. Taxes have become a major centerpiece of your campaign, Joe the Plumber become your shining example. What do you say, though, to a Tax Policy Center study that says that the plumbers and middle-income Americans would probably do better under Barack Obama's tax plan?" McCa...

The Formula For Re-Election

Trish: "What's the formula for re-election for you at this point?" Stevens: "Not answering you right now. I'll tell Alaskans."

The Questions Were All Questions He Should Have Been Ready For

"The questions were all questions he should have been ready for."

The Media Has Been Sexist

"Well, first of all, I don't think anyone can deny the fact that the media has been incredibly sexist in their attacks on her."

The Media Wants To Focus On Wardrobe

Hasselbeck: "Well, I think that Americans have the right to know. They have the right to make up their decisions. They have to-- the right to make up their own minds. But we should be able to ask the questions. And for some reason, we're-- we're now in a-- in a country where you can't even ask about the connections ...

There Are No Excuses

"There are no excuses."

That's Why We're Against Proposition 8

"That's why we're against Proposition 8."

The Strong Results

"Lots of good things occurred in the quarter to really underpin the strong results in the third quarter."

The Highest Its Been

"I would also point out our reserves to total loans, when you look at a total loan book, we're almost two percent of the quarter, which is the highest it has been in five years."

The Credit Picture

"So, we're comfortable with the credit picture."

The Final Analysis

"You know, being good for the industry is going to be good for Wells in the final analysis."

This Will Go A Long Way

"I think this will go a long way to accomplishing that."

This Government Package

"You know, I think this government package, as I've said before, will help."

The Economy Going Again

"I think we need to get the economy going again."

The Economy Appears To Be In Recession

"The notion that right now the economy appears to be in recession. If it's not it is probably pretty close to one."

The Retail Sales Report

"I think the market today is perhaps reacting to the retail sales report and the notion that right now the economy appears to be in recession if its not it probably pretty close to one."

Translating language things

"Um, 'cause there were certain language things that were hard to translate."

They love tabloid magazines

"Yeah, they love tabloid magazines."

Thrilled her daughter got married

"She's thrilled her daughter got married."

Tower of Babil

That costume doesn't fit

"No look folks, I know Halloween is coming, I know Halloween, but John McCain dressed up as an agent of change that costume just doesn't fit folks. It doesn't fit."

TV special

"Behind the fancy speeches, grand promises and TV special, lies the truth: With crises at home and abroad, Barack Obama lacks the experience America needs. And it shows."

There is an agreement

"Well, you know, on foreign policy, number one, John McCain will be a powerful supporter of Israel, just as George Bush was. So I’m going to go right to that where there is an agreement."

That's Exactly What Bristol Palin Wants To Do

"She offered Bristol Palin to babysit Alice, which was so ni-- and it was Bristol's birthday too. And I was like, 'Yeah, that's exactly what seventeen-year-old Bristol Palin wants to do at 'SNL,' is babysit the toddler of the lady that goofs on her mom."

Tough question

"Iran demands: That the U.S. must cease its support of Israel. And that all U.S. military forces must leave the Middle East. Meaning we abandon Iraq, Turkey and Kuwait. What will Obama do? Will he admit he was wrong or will he accept Iran’s demands? Tough question."

These stories

"What struck me most about these stories you'll see tonight is not just the challenges these Americans face but also their resolve to change this country."

Thinks big

"And Barack Obama is a problem solver who thinks big. It's a one in a generation kind of leadership and that's what Barack Obama is offering us."

This guy is good

"I watched him incisively question the Secretary of State in a nomination process. I remember literally turning to Chris Dodd saying whoa this guy is good."

The promise of change

"In 6 days we can choose hope over fear and unity over division. The promise of change over the power of the status quo."

The time for change has come

"America, the time for change has come."

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The Next President

"The next president of the United States should be and with your help will be Senator Barack Obama."

That's not a handout

"He’s not going to give anybody $5,000, that is totally misrepresenting his program, as you say we do. The reality is he’s going to give you a tax credit for $5,000. We get tax credits for all kinds of things. That’s not a handout."

They've Been Calling You A Witch

"So much of this has been about fear of you. An elitist. A celebrity. A Muslim-terrorist sympathizer. A socialist. A Marxist. A-- a witch. That's right: they've been calling you a witch."

This Is The Time To Want To Be President

"You know, I actually think this is the time to want to be President."

The Opportunity Is Pretty Good

"I think the opportunity to work through that so that the tax payers don't loose any money is pretty good."

The Collapse Of The Capital Markets

"Obviously the collapse of the capital markets really exacerbated the problem. Not only for AIG but for other financial companies."

Take The Government's Help

"The board decided to take the government's help."

That's Up To The Fed

"I think that's up to the Fed at this juncture."

The Subprime Problems

"Well, I think the plan was really designed to try and get much of the subprime problems behind the company."

The Problem Really Got Exacerbated

"The problem I think ultimately, and the plan was pretty much completed, the problem really got exacerbated on September 8th."

Treasury Stepped In

"The problem really got exacerbated on September 8th. This is right after the Treasury stepped in and took over Freddie and Fannie."

The Stock Started To Slide

"But once September 8th came around and that news took hold, the stock started to slide."

The System Is Interlinked

"The system is really so interlinked and in some ways very fragile."

The Whole System Withdrew

"Once Lehman was announced that they were going bankrupt, the whole system kind of withdrew."

The Answer Is Yes

"I think the answer is yes."

The System Had Given Up

"The system had given up or didn?t have confidence that AIG could meet its obligations."

The Equity Investments

"You know, the equity investments the Treasury is putting into the banks should go along way to add confidence."

The System Is Fragile

"So the system is fragile. What drives the system is confidence."

The Purchase of Toxic Assets

"The purchase of toxic assets is a little bit trickier."

Two Things Really Drive The Economy

"In my experience in the consumer business, two things really drive the economy. One is unemployment and the other is consumer confidence."

There Are Large Salaries

"I think there's some questionably. There are large salaries and large compensation packages."

The Larger Incentive Compensation

"So the real issue is the larger incentive compensation packages that exist on Wall Street. Those are the most important things. That's where most of the money goes."

They Got Paid

"But they got paid based on an agreement between the company and the individuals."

That's what I go by

"That's what I go by."

To see if we had the bond

"We initially had to have a meeting, and we met just to see if we had the bond."

To see how we react

"So we had to go through this exercise that was staged, to see how we react."

Turn into a musical

"A lot of that, every day I was like, 'y'all, this is gonna turn into a musical.'"

That base, that connection

"That was that base, that connection."

The only acting experience

"That is the only acting experience."

To me it's a different language

"To me it's a different language from theater."

Then there's Jamie

"There's Jamie, if you didn't see him you heard his mouth somewhere across the room."

There was two reads

"So there was two reads, there was one for Nate and one for Crawford in the corner."

They gotta defend better

"They gotta defend better."

The wrong guys starting

"Yeah, we probably have the wrong guys starting."

Thanks to the staff

"Thanks to the staff and everyone who's worked so hard to put this game on."

That's a turnover

"That's a turnover, and that, that hurts."

Then got traded to Golden State

"Jasikevicius who played for the Indiana Pacers and then got traded to Golden State."

Those guys won't be playing

"I'm glad those guys won't be playing."

The caliber of play

"The caliber of play that we will be playing against will be very elite."

The thing I'm most touched about

"But the thing I'm really most touched about is the people that we will help doing this game."

The Tower of Light

"The Tower of Light, and it's for, you know, kids who are at risk."

The reach that the team has

"The reach that, the New York Knicks basketball team has globally."

That's what makes the game important

"When you have the opportunity to impact and touch people's lives, that's what makes the game important."

Texas Typewriter

"Well look at that, partner. It looks like I done turned into a typewriter."

Take over the reins

"I'm being facetious here. Look, I don't...of course not I don't think at the moment she is prepared to take over the reins of the presidency."

There is no doubt

"I think to a large degree as Vice President, or....OR...I think there's no doubt. Because she has united our party in a large degree, and she's in many ways an inspirational figure...."

Theme

The famous theme song from the movie.

The right leader

"I believe the right leader for this moment in history is Senator John McCain."

There Are Only Two Minutes Left In Our Washington Outsider Jewelry Extravaganza

McCain: "But we're not just here to sell products; we're here with a message. We're at a crossroads in American history. The leadership of the next four years will have many challenges, and I believe my experience and my leadership will make a difference--" Palin: "Also, too -- sorry -- I need to remind you that ...

These Campaigns Sure Are Expensive

Palin: "These campaigns sure are expensive!" McCain: "They sure are."

Take a stress pill

"I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think things over."

The Anti-Christ

"You know what you are, Stern? You know what you are? You're the anti-christ!"

The Duke of Rock

"I gotta go! See you midnight tonight! This is the duke of rock saying, if you can't be good, be bad baby! Byyye!"

The FCC

"By the powers vested in me, by the Federal Communications Commission, I COMMAND you, to get on the microphone, in a serious manner! And continue this broadcast!!"

Taking her clothes off

Howard: "Oh my God! She's taking her clothes off!" Fred: "Maybe she forgot to close the door?" Howard: "She's a Hollywood actress. They have a lot on their mind."

Tapestry of obscenity

"In the heat of battle, my father wove a tapestry of obsenity that as far as we know, is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan."

The entire world revolved

"Christmas was on its way!  Lovely, glorious, beautiful Christmas around which the entire kid year revolved."

Tick about to pop

"My kid brother looked like a tick about to pop"

Two days slow

White Rabbit: "I'm so late!   I'm so very, very late!" Mad Hatter: "Well no wonder you're late...Why, this clock is exactly two days slow!"

Two factors

"There are two imponderables in those figures. One is how many people polling one way will vote differently within the secrecy of the ballot booth. And the second factor is the enthusiasm of the base for Governor Palin."

Trouble to noble

King Henry: "Have you any idea how much trouble I took to make you a noble?" Thomas Becket:" I think so. I recall you pointed a finger and said, "Thomas Becket, you are noble." The queen and your mother were very agitated." King Henry: "Hahahaha!"

The election is on Friday

"The election is on Friday."

Too many questions

"There's too many questions with Barack Obama and his loyalty to our country and I question that greatly."

Trifle polite

Stranger: "You're right on top of 'em!" Billy: "I'm right on top of 'em?" Stranger: "Yeah, the people who this place belongs to are buried right under you. You could be a trifle polite." Billy: " A trifle polite?" Stranger: "A small thing to ask."

Turn that thing off

"And turn that thing off, you're makin' my horse skittish! "

That was a UFO

"That was a UFO beamin' back at ya!  Me and Eric Heisman was down in Mexico but 2 weeks ago and we'd seen 40 of 'em flying in formation.  They...they...they've got bases all over the world now, you know.   They've been coming here ever since 1946 when the scientists first started bouncing radar beams off of the moon...

Today

A.J.: "What's with you Today?" Lucas: "What's with today, today?"

That would hurt a lot

Joe: "Why don't you hold these up to your chest, go over to the wall; and let them take some photgraphs of you?" Warren: "Why don't you shove them up your ass?" Lucas: "Because that would hurt a lot, Warren."

Tiffany Cufflinks

Drill Instructor: "Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks...or I will definitely fuck you up!" Private Gomer Pyle: "Sir, yes sir!!"

Theme

The famous theme song from the movie.

Troubling you?

"Ah, something seems to be troubling you.  Won't you tell us all about it?"

Till he came

"I liked myself...until he came."

The Best Composer in Vienna

Mozart: "Is the Emperor angry with me?" Unknown:  "Quite the contrary…" Mozart: " Then why doesn't he simply appoint me to the post?" Character 1:  "Mozart, you are not the only composer in Vienna." Mozart:  "No, but I'm the best!"

Throw out

Caroline: "You're just like Steve...you wanna...just wanna....get rid of me and throw me out!" Dr. Sobel: "Now, Caroline, you know that's not true." Caroline: "Yes it's true...." Dr. Sobel: "I am gonna see you next week, whereas Steve never wants to see you again." (Caroline starts crying)

Turned into a fag

"If I talk to you, and you turn me into a fag.....I'm gonna kill you, you understand? "

Taking pills

Dr. Sobel: "You know you can take a pill for that...." Paul Vitti: "Nah, nah, that's a cheat. You start with the pills, next thing you know, you're puttin' in hydraulics! A hard-on should be gotten legitimately, or it shouldn't be gotten at all." Dr. Sobel: "Hmm...I think Mark Twain said that, didn't he?"

The Carpenters

Buddy:" I don't want you listening to any angry music". Dave:" 'The Carpenters' are angry? I mean.…" Buddy: "Don't be naive Dave! 'Close to You'? 'We've Only Just Begun'?? Songs of madness and obsession!!"

Tolerate failure

"Let this be a reminder to you all that this organization will not tolerate failure."

They are free

"Look!  Look at your people Moses!  They are free!"

Trouble

Rameses: "You don't think we'll get in trouble for this do you?" Moses: "No!  Not a chance!"

Tear it down

"I seek to build an empire, and your only thought is to amuse yourselves by tearing it down!"

Tell Him No

Fancy Bates: "Heaven forbid, you just tell him no, U.S. (U.S. pronounced like "You ass")" U.S. Bates: "That's U.S. Not you ass!"

To infinity..

"To infinity.....and beyond!"

Town ain't big enough

"This town ain't big enough for the two of us!"

Top This

"What could I do to top this?"

Turdbrain

"Good morning, turdbrain!"

Tell everything

"You know, I don't think we need to do the thing where we tell each other EVERYTHING."

Turn my crank

Satan: "It has come to be! The four horsemen are drawing nigh! The time of prophecy is upon us!" Saddam Hussein: "I love it when you get all Biblical, Satan! You know exactly how to turn my crank!" Satan: "No, I'm being serious!"

Theme song

One chorus of "Holiday Road" the movie's theme song

This is crazy

"This is crazy, this is crazy, this is crazy…"

The sword of power!

"Show the sword! (Uther wields Excalibur) Behold! The sword of power! Excalibur! "

That ball wouldn't have made it out of a lot of parks.

Nikki: "That ball wouldn't have made it out of a lot of parks." Vaughn: "Name one." Nikki: "Yellowstone?"

That looked like the Terminator, only slower.

"That looked like the Terminator, only slower. Maybe it was his Out-of-Stater! Or it could have been the Hibernator. That baby is definitely going away for the winter. Whatever for Vaughn, it could be see-ya-later, he's probably gonna become a spectator."

The fat lady has left the building!

"Alright!!! Break out the champagne! It's in the bag! The fat lady has left the building!

The Indians are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks!

"My God! Good news, fans! The Indians are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks! As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other! . . . It looks like Willie Hayes is trying to hit Rick Vaughn. And why not? Everybody else in the league does. Hayes swings and misses! I don...

There's an old timer game coming up soon.

Dorn: "As general manager of this team, I demand to know when I'm getting a start!" Taylor: "There's an old timer game coming up soon."

The minute you're out of office they don't care enough about you to kill you anymore....people are fickle!

"The minute you're out of office they don't care enough about you to kill you anymore....people are fickle!"

The girl's got some skills!

"The girl's got some skills!"

Take it easy driving…the life you might save might be mine.

TV Interviewer: "One more question. Do you have any special advice for the young people who drive?" James Dean: "Take it easy driving…the life you might save might be mine."

They fix everything.

"They'll fix you. They fix everything."

The technology has caught up with the incredible imagination that Tolkien interjected into the story of his...and so, this is the time!

"The technology has caught up with the incredible imagination that Tolkien interjected into the story of his...and so, this is the time!"

Thunder sound effects.

Thunder sound effects.

The first night's the toughest.

"The first night's the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in naked as the day you were born, skin burning and half blind from that delousing shit they throw on you, and when they put you in that cell... and those bars slam home...that's when you know it's for real. A whole life blown away in the blink of an...

They send you here for life…and that's exactly what they take.

"They send you here for life…and that's exactly what they take."

The Mac is back

"They may not know it but the Mac is back!"

Thank you

"Thank you."

Thank you my friends

"Thank you my friends."

Thank you for coming here

"Thank you for coming here on this beautiful Arizona evening."

The American people have spoken

"The American people have spoken."

They have spoken clearly

"They have spoken clearly."

To congratulate him

"To congratulate him on being elected the next president of the country that we both love."

This is an historic election

"This is an historic election."

To all who have the industry

"I've always believed that America offers opportunities to all who have the industry and will to seize it."

To congratulate him

"To congratulate him on being elected the next president of the country that we both love."

This is an historic election

"This is an historic election."

The special pride

"For the special pride that must be theirs tonight."