Danson and Highsmith shoot, drive, and sex with style. They're rock stars.

There is someone else. I don't think you care, but... I wanted to tell you.

Thirty-six hours. Thirty-six hours. I don't believe we got rid of it in 36 hours.

That's a great plan, Walter. That's fucking ingenious, if I understand it correctly.

That's right, Dude. The beauty of this is its simplicity. Once a plan gets too complex, everything can go wrong.

There is no fucking hand-off, man. At the wooden bridge we throw the money out of the car.

Dude: They're gonna kill that poor woman, man! Walter: What the fuck are you talking about? The poor woman, that poor slut kidnapped herself.

Donny: They posted the next round for the tournament. Walter: Donny, shut the fuck... When do we play?

Walter: You just tell him... Tell him we made the drop and everything went, you know... Donny: Oh, yeah. How'd it go? Walter: Went all right. Dude's car got a little dinged up.

They're not gonna kill shit. They're not gonna do shit. What can they do to her? Bunch of fucking amateurs. And meanwhile, look at the bottom line. Who's sitting on a million fucking dollars? Am I wrong?

The story is ludicrous.

Maude: This compulsive fornicator is taking my father for the proverbial ride. Dude: Yeah, but my... Maude: I'm getting to your rug.

That's 110 pounds. Not exactly a small favor. It's not like bumming a cigarette, for example.

The Senator called, he apologized for not coming personally, but said you’d understand; also some of the judges. They've all sent gifts. Salut.

Well, I say yes. There is more money potential in narcotics than anything else we're looking at. If we don't get into it, somebody else will, maybe one of the Five Families, maybe all of them.

Hey, they're gonna be scared stiff of you, believe me, so don't worry about nothing.

This is Tom Hagen, calling for Vito Corleone at his request. Now, you owe your Don a service. He has no doubt that you will repay it. Now he will be at your funeral parlor in one hour. Be there to greet him.

That's a nice boy. Go get 'em, Dulli.

They're gonna kill that poor woman. They're gonna kill that poor woman!

Its FANtastic Friday

They did not receive the money, you nitwit! They did not receive the money! Her life was in your hands!

This is our concern, Dude.

The goddamn plane has crashed into the mountain!

That's right. This paperwork is like Bob's wife here. It's thick, ugly, got Danson's fingerprints all over it.

Think up a few other chores. I'll keep 'em occupied.

Thode badmash

That may have been what he had in mind all along.

The French will grovel to anyone with strength.

The hate is swelling in you now.

Ah! This is no time for heroics!

That blast came from the death star. That thing's operational!

There is no escape... my young apprentice.

This is their paperwork. You know they're not gonna do it.

Dale: Scott. Jack: Scott. Dale & Jack: That bitch!

Now... fulfill your destiny... and take your father's place at my side.

Vox: there's a place called tomorrow a place of joy not of sorrow can't you see it's a place for you and-- Alexander: Thank you. That's quite enough.

The first date I just stared at her the whole night. She was that stunning. In the moonlight, with that skin. I didn't even touch her.

Jack: What? Dale: Please. Jack: No, there's nothing there. Dale: There's not a body lying in the road? Jack: A what? Dale: A body.

Tracks are gone.

No, they're faint, but they ain't gone. She came through here.

Kalen: Tell me about your village. Alexander: It's a very busy place. Everyone seems to be in a hurry. And they all wear identical bowler hats. Little black round things on their heads.

love

Then centuries later, when we tried to reemerge into the sun again, we couldn't.

This is-- this is a perversion of every natural law.

Lloyd: That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey? Bus Stop Beauty: Austria. Lloyd: Austria! Ha ha! Well, then... G'day, mate. Let's put another shrimp on the barbie.

This isn't my real job, you know.

There's really nothing to worry about, Mary. Statistically, they say you're more likely to get killed on the way to the airport.

These pooches are not going to need any primping. You know why? I'll tell you why. Because I bathed them and I clipped them myself. And I stand by my performance.

The congregation rose and stared... while the three dead boys came marching up the aisle: Tom in their lead, Joe next, and Huck, a ruin of drooping rags, sneaking sheepishly in the rear.

Jack: That's scott! Dale: My boy!

That's it! I've had it with this dump!

Security Guard: Turn around, guys. Dale: Oh, no, excuse me, Mr. Humongous, but we've got to get back to that boy. Security Guard: Turn around! Private area!

Those rat bastards. They're rubbing it right in our faces.

Mental: They must have been following us for weeks. Shay: Why you say? Mental: "Gas man." How the hell do they know that I got gas? Shay: They gotta be pros.

They ain't never getting to Aspen. I'm going to see to that.

They got the Monkees. They were a major influence on The Beatles.

The dean suggests that I focus on something that might actually help mankind. Like his study on the benefits of tobacco consumption.

Lloyd: We're driving across the country. The last thing we need is bad luck. Quick. Toss some salt over your right shoulder. Sea Bass: What the hell?

Lloyd: You really wimped out, man. Harry: What are you talking about, wimped out? Well...well, did you... The guy hawked on my burger!

Harry: That was genius, Lloyd, sheer genius! I mean, where did you come up with a scam like that? Lloyd: Saw it in a movie once. Harry: That was incredible!

Harry: So what happened? So the guy tricks some sucker into picking up his tab, then gets away with it scot-free? Lloyd: No, in the movie, they catch up to him a half-mile down the road and slit his throat. It was a good one!

Lloyd: The bottle's almost full and I'm still going. Harry: So stop going. Lloyd: I can't stop going once I've started. It stings.

State Trooper: Yeah, well, what's that? Harry: That's nothing, sir. Lloyd: Yeah, nothing.

Lloyd: There's only one thing that could make this moment any better. Harry: What's that? Lloyd: If you had a nice set of knockers. Harry: That's two things, Lloyd.

Jack: Take your shoes and socks off. Dale: No, I won't. Jack: Come on, take them off. Come on, let's see. Let's see what you've got there. Come on, come on, take them off.

The boy has a whirl, just like I got one. See, that's a whirl. This is a curl, that's a whirl. Do you have a whirl? No.

I don't know, Lloyd. You know, this place doesn't really do it for me. It brings back a lot of memories.

There's flesh caught in its teeth.

This gross bastard had himself a woodchuck for lunch.

That's what the rest of y'all need is proper training. But until that time I think it's best if Dale keeps them all accounted for.

Lloyd: That sounds like a dare, Harry. Mental: It's a double-dare.

Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

This is a lot easier if you just lay back.

Rick: There was no sign it was ever anywhere near Sophia. Andrea: How can you know that? Daryl: We cut the son of a bitch open, made sure.

Those two walkers were on us.

Rick: It was my only option. The only choice I could make. Shane: I'm sure nobody doubts that.

Andrea: These aren't the kind of weapons we need. What about the guns? Shane: We've been over that.

The idea is to take the creek up about five miles, turn around and come back down the other side.

Detective Dale: Did you get a make on the vehicle? Dale's Man #2: Uh, yes, sir. They're driving an '84... Sheepdog.

That John Denver's full of shit, man.

There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go.

Mr. McGuire: Think about it. Will you think about it? Ben: Yes, I will. Mr. McGuire: Shh! Enough said. That's a deal.

Lloyd: The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old-fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her. Harry: That's a special feeling, Lloyd.

That tuxedo, it's fabulous! Really. I love a man with a sense of humor.

This calls for a little of the bubbly!

Mary: Um, there's been some family problems, but I don't want to bore you with those. Harry: Thanks.

Bartender: This one's on me. Lloyd: Yippee.

Beth: Then do you know what the klutz did? Lloyd: No, and I don't care!

Tessio: Tom, Can you get me off the hook? For old times' sake? Tom Hagen: Can't do it, Sally.

Michael: This one time I'll let you ask me about my affairs. Kay: Is it true? Is it? Michael: No.

Lloyd: Two lucky guys are gonna be driving around with those girls for the next couple of months. Harry: Yeah, don't worry. We'll catch our break too.

The trouble with Scotland is that it's full of Scots.

They've reached the second crucial turning point in their destiny.

Their message is about to reach millions. But...we will change all that.

Today we continue our study of the physics of acoustical reverberation.

Test of manhood.

The test of a soldier is not in his arm. It's here.

The weather's just fine. It's hardly raining.

That's a hell of a good age to be.

The French and Romans have far worse manners then I.

The easy way or the hard way, Raines. Easy way or the hard way?

Drycoff: That sign said, "Do Not Enter." Castlebeck: Yeah. You noticed, huh?

Pilot: 140 miles an hour. Drycoff: Do not lose him. Pilot: This is an A Star, sir, not an Apache.

Mrs. Braddock: The Carlsons are here. Mr. Braddock: They are? Well, come on. Mrs. Braddock: They came all the way from Tarzana. Come on, let's get cracking.

They're all at the arena. This way.

That was a big mistake! What am I gonna do with you now?

Funday Monday

Tai: That was so cool the way you did that. I wish I could do it. Travis: Oh, no, don't. Tai: Why not? Travis: Well, 'cause if girls did it, what would guys do to impress them?

That's some bump you've got there.

They send us a toe, we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ!

Dude, that's... That's just the stress talking, man.

Look, the Governor is probably on the way to the prison right now.

The Dude is not in. Leave a message after the beep. It takes a minute.

There's no way Merle's gonna live there without putting everyone at each other's throats.

No him, no me. That's all I can say.

Take care of yourself. Take care of lil ass-kicker.

Tyreese: What? Ben: We do it quick, they'll never know what hit them.

Tyreese: These are good people. Ben: This will be easy.

Tyreese: This isn't what we do. Allen: You're living in the past, Ty.

Rick: That's not why we went back. Glenn: No. That's right. You went back for Daryl.

This is the hand we've been dealt!

They tried using gnomes and trolls, but the gnomes drank too much. And the trolls weren't toilet trained.

They're panicking. They were ready to charge through those gates.

Time's up, Atlee. I've got 49 cars. That's one less than required.

There are, like, 30 Ray's pizzas. They all claim to be the original, but the real one's on 11th.

Yeah, well, you know, it was a funny thing. The little son of a bitch evaded me.

To hell with Homicide.

Nice acoustic duo

I like them.

That's how you feel about me? That I'm a sick and disgusting person?

This is survival of the fittest, plain and simple.

The point is, I don't love your wife. I love your daughter, sir.

The answer is... I don't know.

Gimbel's Manager: This is the North Pole. Buddy: No, it's not. Gimbel's Manager: Yes, it is. Buddy: No, it's not. Gimbel's Manager: Yes, it is. Buddy: No, it isn't. Gimbel's Manager: Yes, it is. Buddy: No, it isn't. Gimbel's Manager: Yes, it is. Buddy: No, it's not. Where's the snow?

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.

Jovie: Thanks, but I don't sing. Buddy: Oh, it's easy, it's just like talking, except louder and longer and you move your voice up and down.

Jovie: You built this? Buddy: Mm-hmm. Jovie: They're kinda pissed about this.

That's a wonderful choice. It's a wonderful choice.

These shoes... Light up, ok? These are--these are really good shoes for school.

These are probably too big, but I thought maybe Lucy would like those. What do you think?

There are 4 stages of a butterfly's life. The first 3 stages are from egg to larva to cocoon.

There's this Doctor there. He's so cute. I may have finally replaced my Anderson Cooper crush.

That'll wake you up in the morning, boy.

The Scottish rebels have routed one of my garrisons and murdered the noble lord.

Rambo: They let me live here, and I help out, fixing things. Trautman: And the stick fighting? Rambo: I just do that for a little extra money.

The almighty says don't change the subject. Just answer the fucking question.

They have oreo ice cream mud pie. This is so great.

The customer's always right. Ok? A customer is always right.

The almighty says this must be a fashionable fight. It's drawn the finest people.

The lord tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked.

There's room at this table, if anybody wants to sit next to me, ok?

There's a difference between us. You think the people of this country exist to provide you with position. I think your position exists to provide those people with freedom.

They're a mess. They pee on things. They bite. They're basically dogs. Except at least a dog knows not to lick the electrical sockets.

Andrea: Those people won't last a day. Governor: Those people have had it easy. Barbecues and picnics. That ends now.

Mrs. Robinson: Benjamin. Ben: Yes? Mrs. Robinson: Isn't there something you want to tell me? Ben: Tell you? Mrs. Robinson: Yes. Ben: Well, I want you to know how much I appreciate this. Really. Mrs. Robinson: The number. Ben: What? Mrs. Robinson: The room number, Benjamin. I think you ought to tell m...

Andrea: They're scared. Governor: Well, I'm through holding their hands.

The whole town is out on the street. It could get ugly again.

Lucy: They're gonna let you make coffee? Sam: Mm-hmm. Always, because always set your dreams high, Lucy.

This is--ok, hello. Thank you for calling. This is Sam.

The important thing is for Sam to be a very good father is to be there for her, because the smarter Lucy is, the smarter she will get.

Sam: Oh, because there's the park. Lucy: Let's not get off. Let's keep going. Sam: No, Lucy, that would be wrong.

Tamara's mommy lost her case, and she hasn't seen her in 6 years. She had 5 different mommies, and one of them hit her.

Lucy: This is where you live? So close to me? Sam: Yeah, because I wanted to be-- to be close. I wanted to be closer to you,

Take your sister inside.

It's Tussle Tuesday!

The biters on the perimeter have been dispatched.

Tyreese and his friends seem capable.

The greatest nation on earth cannot keep conducting it's business by drifting from one manufactured crisis to the next. We can't do it.

Thanks for looking out for her.

A tax code that lowers incentives to move jobs overseas, and lowers tax rates for businesses and manufacturers that are creating jobs right here in the United States of America. That's what tax reform can deliver, that's what we can do together.

Now, some in congress have proposed preventing only the defense cuts, by making even bigger cuts to things like education and job training. Medicare, and social security benefits. That idea is even worse.

That side's completely overrun with walkers. How'd you get this far?

Carl: They were lost in the tombs. Rick: You brought them here? Hershel: He had no choice.

Let's cut in half the energy wasted by our homes and businesses over the next twenty years.

Hadiya's parents Nate and Cleo, are in this chamber tonight. Along with more than 2 dozen Americans whose lives have been torn apart by gun violence. They deserve a vote.

The baby's in here. You left the bab- You left the baby! You left the baby! You left the bab- You left the baby. You left your baby. You left your baby.

The baby woke up! The baby woke up.

That's... He was just a collector's... No big...

To those people, I say nobody... Nobody can eat fifty eggs.

The next time you make microwave brownies... I'd really consider using a microwave.

Hump Day Hip Hop

This isn't accounting or wherever the hell you and your little pocket calculator were transferred from.

The police union picnic's coming up this weekend. My wife's making her famous deviled eggs, again. My waistline's furious.

Apparently, the Soviet commander there is exceptionally brutal, as those photos indicate.

The sound of your piss hitting the urinal? It sounds feminine.

This is why you are always so happy to run to the grocery store because this is where you pick up women. You use Sophie to get laid.

That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get more oxygen, and then stalk you.

Walter: Fucking Nazis. Donny: They were Nazis, Dude? Walter: Oh, come on, Donny. They were threatening castration!

Jimmy: Then I raise up to take the leader out. Therapy Cop: Oh, shit, I feel like I'm there now.

This is firing your weapon in the line of duty.

Deuce: Things are really starting to happen for me. I was thinking maybe later if you weren't doing any-- Allison: No. Deuce: I mean if-- uh, when you're not working. Allison: I don't think so.

The Kremlin's got a hell of a sense of humor.

Try to keep your goldfish in this bowl.

If you'd studied your history, you'd know that these people have never given up to anyone. They'd rather die than be slaves to an invading army. You can't defeat a people like that.

There's a Mongrel Koi in there. It's the most dangerous of all goldfish.

They were so convincing in their argument, they swung me.

All right, I'm gonna give you this. This is a dummy gun. I use it for ceremony.

Women love it. They find it erotic when they eat each other.

Dude: That some kind of Eastern thing? Stranger: Far from it.

Stranger: There's just one thing, Dude. Dude: What's that? Stranger: Do you have to use so many cuss words? Dude: What the fuck are you talking about?