Glenn: There she is. The girl who finally beat me into submission. Julia: That's right.
Robbie: The first time this guy saw you, he told me he was gonna hit on you. Julia: Really? Sammy: That's not true. Robbie: Yeah, it is. You told me she was in trouble. She was gonna get it, and she didn't even know it.
The day you wouldn't take a promotion, let me know. If you'd taken care of this, I wouldn't be here.
The cops are saying he's a cop so I won't look for the cop.
Colin: They're not gonna be very subtle from now on. That's what I've been trying to tell you. Costello: So get rid of 'em. Colin: There's no need to go yourself, Frank.
There's just no one else I could give it to. There's no one else.
And they... They say that this little speck is a penis.
Billy: What would happen is this bullet would go right through your fucking head. Colin: Watch what happens! Billy: What, so you can get the parade, huh? The bagpipes and bullshit?
That's the legacy of the modern age. We have information but no truth, little flashes of electrons in a grain of sand.
There's gotta be another way! That thing is a Leprechaun and we've gotta find a way to stop it!
The way we're supposed to have sex nowadays, we'd need the U.N. To supervise it.
The only thing you have proven is that a woman in power can be every bit as abusive as a man.
This is total and complete vindication.
This whole thing tomorrow-- they're setting me up.
That's why we're getting dirt in the split optics, in the drive arms, the chip joints...
These problems were created because of your incompetence, not mine.
There's no reason not to use this time we have together to explore the issues ourselves.
Hershel: That makes sense. Milton: I've got dozens of interviews.
This is a joke, right? They ain't gonna work anything out.
Caesar: Sure, they'll do their little dance and tomorrow, next day they'll give the word. Daryl: I know.
Rick: Then leave us alone. Governor: Well, now, that would be an even bigger failure.
Well, that's your problem. Your choice.
This guy cops a feel of your woman and you pussy out like this?
They chose me because there was nobody else around.
And they still think that I'm the man that can keep them safe.
They still think I know what I'm doing.
That's it. You fight. It's better that way.
The folks here, they're strong, good fighters.
Merle: But they ain't killers. Michonne: Rick is. Maggie is.
Things went on like that for a while. Prison life consists of routine and then more routine.
Michonne: Then how do you explain letting me get away? Merle: I must have been seduced by your sterling personality.
The sisters kept at him. Sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not.
That was a hell of a choke hold.
This lady... Does she perhaps have a name?
Two days. I'll be here at noon.
The bird will alert us if anyone comes.
The minute you see Michonne, you open fire.
The day she dies, a new captain of the guard will preside at your execution.
That is a slaughter.
Thanks for setting that up.
The Lord Almighty visited me in my sleep. He told me that Satan's messenger is traveling amongst us.
To break faith with me is to break faith with Him.
This sword has been in my family for 5 generations.
The group's taking it as well as can be expected.
This one is our alliance with the Holy Church in Rome.
This one was my father's... from the crusades.
They need to be scared.
Thank you! This is Jimmie Moore saying that ain't no sock in my crotch.
Robbie: Hey, Jimmie, that was really good, man. Thank you. Jimmie: Hey, no. Thank you. Robbie: For what? Jimmie: For quitting. Or... should I thank Linda? My business has tripled.
They were cones.
Robbie: That's Julia's jacket. Remember? She took it off on Noxon street. She said it's not jacket weather anymore. Sammy: Uh-oh. Robbie: What? Sammy: You like her.
Robbie: That is a luscious ass right there, isn't it? Mmm. My God. Glenn: That's grade-A, top-choice meat. Robbie: Like to bite right through that thing. Arrrr...
Tell him I'll give him a raise. 3 meatballs a lesson.
Julia: That sounds kind of selfish. Robbie: It's not selfish. There's a lot of money out there. I'm trying to get my hands on some.
Then why do you invade my garden unwashed, unshaved? Do you think to find him here?
This hawk is not to be harmed. Is that understood?
This famine has prevented the people from paying their proper tribute to the church.
This jewel represents my family name.
The great and powerful Oracle, we meet at last.
There is no fate, but what we make.
Heather Jasper-Howe at the grand opening of the new Coolsonian Criminology Museum with our guests of honor, the master detectives of Mystery Incorporated.
The Skeleton Men, and even the dreaded Pterodactyl Ghost.
The Tar Monster scared the locals of the city of Byzantius away in order to take their treasure. But on the positive side, he'd pave your driveway for free.
There are strange forces at work in your life.
The higher the pedestal, the harder the fall, and Mystery Inc. fell far in the embarrassing debacle that tarnished the reputation of the once-great gang.
This time, the drinks are on me.
Then again, creepy is my middle name.
There it is. See? The castle. We'll be there soon.
The old fool didn't realize what he had done at first,
The reason that you're here, and you don't know why is because I sent for you.
Sean: Think this is gonna do it, dude. PJ: Oh, we're about to get paid.
Though I fear their mother will insist on coming along to preserve their questionable virtue.
B-Rad: That's not nice. Tec: Oh, so you know my moms? B-Rad: No, but she wouldn't appreciate you grabbing a woman like that. Tec: No, you right, what would your mom prefer? B-Rad: My mom, you know you just talk to them and be nice to them.
There's a rather alarming mountain heading our way.
Too many acute angles. Too many...eccentricities.
Kate... they can't get in here. We're safe.
They can always get in. Wh... when my brother k... killed himself...
There were photographers at the funeral. There's no decency to it.
Things that may not, uh... Things that may not really be there.
They rip your heart out of your ass.
The dark powers of hell spat up a terrible curse, and you have seen it working.
The wolf I want... The wolf who... loves her.
Tell me your name.
Robbie: The mile-high guy is Glenn. They're on this plane. All: No way!
That you are the priest that betrayed them?
This way, my chum. Straight through the big main doors.
There were times I wanted to kill you myself, but I'm very grateful for this.
There will be a day without a night and a night without a day.
Then you better grab your things. I'm leaving now.
Navarre: The sun is going down. Phillipe: How can you tell? Navarre: After so many sunsets?
To listen to bright music cheerfully played. Perhaps dance.
This afternoon, I buried my partner Jerry Hadley, perhaps the finest, most dedicated GLG-20 in the history of the service. He is now entombed in a snowy grave, and it's not gonna be for nothing.
Oh...they just expect me to be a certain way. There's only one real Kate, and that's your Kate.
Now, as you've probably noticed by now, they all contain... mammaries.
Velma: This is an instruction manual on how to create- Velma and Fred: Monsters!
Those aren't clues, Scoob. Those are just things you want. Like, why is a toilet brush a clue?
The analysis of the pterodactyl scale. It contains randamonium, which this book says is the critical ingredient needed to make monsters.
These are all folks we unmasked, Scoob. If they spot us, they're gonna invite us to a weenie roast.
There's got to be some way that we can use our awesome and fearless new skills to get us in there without being recognized.
That was my outfit, I swear.
Trouble with Mr. Hughes?
There's too much Howard Hughes in Howard Hughes. That's the trouble.
This is gonna be like an episode of Oz.
Tiz-ziz-ails! What? Tails. Uh, I'd like tails, please.
That's you. Always pinching pennies.
That's right. I said you getting played, dog. Little white boy up there hitting your lady. You know, she digging it, she loving what's going on, and this and that, right.
This hole's not big enough for the two of us.
Then at the end of the year, you figure the tax wrong, you got to pay 'em out of your own pocket.
Tell me one thing. Where's my father's sword?
The jewel that you wish to place in your sword hilt has become a symbol of your meaningless death.
That happened last night when he saved your life.
There's no time left. The mass will be over soon. I cannot wait for you now.
The cruelty will be to damn her to a half life, and that is not what she wants.
That's in Belgium. That's where daddy's from.
The truest friend I could ever have.
This is causing me serious psychological harm.
To take me to the fair, to change my underwear, daddy wasn't there.
The robot! Haven't seen that in a while.
The colossal prick even managed to sound magnanimous.
This is my twin sister. Her name Fook Yu. Fook Yu. Fook Mi. See?
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun.
Basil, there's only person in the world who truly understands the psychology of a madman.
How did--yes. All the sailors had their meat and 2 veg painted gold.
About a year ago, my partner at the bureau was killed, and that jive-ass turkey Goldmember is the prime suspect.
Oh, the one that was all sixes and sevens.
Julia: That was the most beautiful song. Robbie: I got a confession to make. That song was about you.
The film which you are about to see is an account of the tragedy which befell a group of 5 youths.
The events of that day were to lead to one of the most bizarre crimes in the annals of American history-- the Texas chainsaw massacre.
The fact that 33,000 Americans each day are infected with a sexually-transmitted disease, and two-thirds of them are just about your age.
The Septuagint scholars mistranslated the Hebrew word for "young woman"... into the Greek word for "virgin."
Well, I'll tell you this much, there's no possible way I'm ever getting back in that van.
I'll tell you this much, the next hitchhiker is shit out of luck. I swear to God.
That girl has got parents out there somewhere who's gonna want her back, not just... not just dumped on the side of the road like a piece of trash.
Jedidiah: The girl out there, in the van. Kemper: We didn't do anything to her. Morgan: She did that to herself.
The look of it, the taste of it, the smell of it, the texture.
That's a keeper.
And that's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh, I like it. KC and the Sunshine Band.
Take the fahza away! Dutch-hater.
Austin: They're taking my father to the time machine! Foxxy: The say what machine?
That was close, Foxxy. I owe you one.
The future better get ready for me.
There was a car accident. I'm told it was a beautiful Belgian day.
The smell of waffles and brussels sprouts filled the summer air, until my birth mother was incinerated.
They raised me to be evil. You know, that old chestnut.
Throw down the snake! Put it down, gently.
The arrangement was I wouldn't kill you.
The last of the V-8 Interceptors. A piece of history. Would've been a shame to blow it up.
This is the value of death.
The program Smith has grown beyond your control. Soon he will spread through this city as he spread through the Matrix. You cannot stop him. But I can.
That man sweeping up over there... does he work for me? I mean, have you seen him before?
Sati: The Oracle told me about you. Agent Smith: Oh, really? What did she say about me? Sati: That you are a bad man. Agent Smith: Oh, I'm not so bad once you get to know me.
Neo: It can't be. Bane: There's nowhere I can't go. There's nowhere I won't find you. Neo: It's impossible! Bane: Not impossible. Inevitable.
Three captains, one ship. I'll assume the other ships were lost under equally pointless circumstances.
The Council's waiting to hear your explanation. You'll forgive me for not attending, but I have to try to salvage this debacle.
Morpheus: There's the exit. Niobe: On my mark, give me full power, ninety degrees to lower left starboard. Morpheus: Full power, ninety degrees.
This is asinine. If you want to kill yourself, go do it, but do it without wasting one of our ships.
There's... there's some flies outside my window, though.
Thanks a lot! The scoop of the night, gone.
The Air Force canceled the contract on The Hercules. The war's over now, and they say they don't need it anymore.
They, er... They attract aphids. Aphids are... They're just awful little creatures.
They can dig for 18 hours straight, just like in the golden days of yore. They have the time of their lives, and we get free miners!
This place is like "Cluetopia," Scoob.
There's got to be an antidote in here somewhere.
This "Schwarzeneggian" oaf almost destroyed us.
That was almost exactly like my freshman year in college.
That's why he wanted to go out with me. To see what we knew.
There are only 2 things I can't stand in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch!
Dietrich: And if TWA defaults on the loan? Howard: Then Juan Trippe buys us cheap.
The only one I need protection from is you, you sick bastard!
Take out all the bugs, huh? Except for the one on the bedroom phone.
The Catholic religion is based on a mistranslation.
Then let me put it to you this way, cuz.
The ship is too big. If I walk, the movie'll be over.
Dark Helmet: Before you die, there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr. Lone Starr: What? Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's... cousin's former roommate.
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. This is a keeper.
Dr. Evil: You did. Ok, that's just gross. Goldmember: Yes, salty. Yes, that was good.
The good news is that one of our agents has managed to infiltrate Dr. Evil's organization.
Yes, toit like a tiger.
Dr. Evil, we still have the ultimate insurance policy.
The ayatollah of rock 'n' rolla!
Then you shall have your revenge.
Take him away.
There has been too much violence, too much pain.
That's 2,000 miles from here.
The ring! I can't believe... you fell for the oldest trick in the book! What a goof!
Two days ago, I saw a vehicle that would haul that tanker.
Think of it as a down payment.
That's dishonest. Low.
The gate! The gate!
Tell me, son. This machine of yours. It can take two... Can it?
Timbo, Derek. Pappagallo's been hurt.
The rig. How is she?
This is my family.
Tell me your story, Max. Come on, tell me a story. What burned you out? Kill one man too many? See too many people die? Lose some family? Ah, so that's it! That make you something special, does it?
The tanks are full, almighty one, and it's all yours!
The offer is closed. Too late for deals.
The juice, the precious juice was hidden in the vehicles.
I remember a time of chaos... Ruined dreams, this wasted land. But most of all, I remember the road warrior, the man we called "Max."