This motherfucker has my baby!

That old bitch hog don't know shit. Tells this cute little tattle-tales to sell his junk, but he don't sell no Yankee boys no truth.

Tell you a little story. Eat your wife's pussy. I mean jam your face in it!

That would please me very much. And you may call me Tik-Tok.

Well, Tik-tok, the first thing we have to do is to escape from the Wheelers.

They're outside and said they're going to throw us into the Deadly Desert.

That bitch brought in, too. I made a lot of money with her, but that's all stopped now. You stopped that.

You know, the only smart thing you did was not pimping her yourself. See, because then I'd have been real heated, and you'd have been real dead.

There's only-there's only one person that knows where the Scarecrow is, and that's Princess.

They caught a gander at the display in the back and they figured they's gonna run out and solve the great Deadwood mystery.

This Mombi is some housekeeper.

The Nome king took the Scarecrow and all the emeralds back to his mountain, and turned everyone else to stone.

Thought you Chinese people were all mystical and shit.

Kyle... The women in your time, what are they like?

Mother Firefly: Otis, come quick. There's cops out there. Otis: What? Damn! Grampa Hugo: How many? Otis: Hey, don't worry about it.

These are brand-new. We just got them in. That's a good gun. Just touch the trigger, the beam comes on, and you put the red dot where you want the bullet to go. You can't miss.

There's a 15-day wait on the handguns, but the rifles you can take right now.

That bum. So what if he has a Porsche? He can't treat you like this. It's Friday night, for Christ's sake!

Baby: Take his gag out. It's more fun with the screaming. Mother Firefly: I like that too. That screaming is much more exciting that way.

You don't understand. There was something in the woods.

See they wasn't here long enough for me to get up close and personal with 'em, like I do most assholes that come wandering in here.

Carl: This is all in alphabetical order. You can't tell who works for who. Bob: Well, find the department heads, like Mitchell, Magruder, Stans. Carl: Here. "John Mitchell."

Took out one of the Governor's soldiers.

That kid was scared.

Betty: Well, there, uh, there's often shredding. W- we do that a lot. Bob: Were you there during the shredding? Betty: Yes, I was.

Paul: They can keep it. Allen: You've seen what they've done, attacked us. They killed my boy. We're going back. Karen: We are not soldiers.

Karen: You want us to kill biters, of course. But this is crazy. Allen: Then go home, then.

Tyreese: The Governor held people here? Daryl: He did more than hold them.

Andrea: Judith, Carl, the rest of them... Rick: Us.

Rick: The rest of us. Andrea: Are they alive?

Carl: This won't take long at all, we just want to-- Betty: Please go away, OK? Will you please leave before they see you?

Carl: That the woman's trying to help us? Bob: No, I don't have enough gut feeling. I wish I did.

The grand jury indictment will be out soon, and every indication says the indictment will stop at the 5 burglars, Hunt, and Liddy.

The, uh, G.A.O., the general accounting reports said that there were- there was $350,000 in the, uh, safe of the committee to re-elect the president.

There was a list of 15 names, and the amount of money given to each person next to the name.

Think you could help me with the, uh, disbursement of money, in terms of the number of people that were involved, just how many?

Bookkeeper: There's so much of it. Carl: How-how much is so much, ma'am? Bookkeeper: In one 2-day period, $6 million came in.

Carl: This is Mr. Liddy? Bookkeeper: It's all so rotten. It's getting worse.

Bob: This is crazy. How am I gonna-- Carl: You'd be crazy, too, if you were operating on 20 cups of coffee. Bob: Can you give me something I can get down. Carl: I got it, I got it all.

Carl: There were men working under Mitchell. Bob: How many? Carl: I don't know how many, but the men working under Mitchell were the ones that received the money from the slush fund.

The indictments that came down from the grand jury today stop with the 5 burglars, Hunt, and Liddy.

The you're gonna have to trick her, threaten her. She's not gonna do it.

Bookkeeper: They'll see you. Bob: Not if you let us in, they won't.

I'd like to move on now to the break-in at the Watergate and the controversies that keep coming up out of that.

Debbie: This is an honest house. Bob: That's why we'd like to see your husband.

Yeah, right, maybe there's a legitimate explanation for why the money was handed to Liddy and Mitchell's aides.

Sloan: Try and understand this. I'm a Republican. Bob: I am, too. Sloan: Well, I believe in Richard Nixon.

Sloan: Well, they didn't urge us to come forward and tell the truth. Bob: "They" meaning the White House?

Well, the committee's not an independent operation. Everything's cleared with the White House. And I don't think that the FBI or the prosecutors understand that.

There's another guy at Justice who so far won't confirm the names of the other 2 who control the fund, but we're working on it.

Tomorrow, we're running a story, and uh, in the paper, and we just think that you should have a chance to comment on it.

This is a dinner party. It was planned weeks ago, if you ever bothered to look at your calendar.

This mean I'll finally get into your panties?

Yes. Yes. Yes. This story was getting better every day. I could smell it.

Doug: Time. Give it time. Miranda: I've given it time. Time and Elavil. And Mellaril and Haldol.

Doug: This is what she sees now. Miranda: A distorted image of herself.

Elias: First time? Taylor: Yeah. Elias: Then the worm has definitely turned for you, man.

The weight is a sign of reliability. I always go for reliability.

Boris: There is a fight in a couple of days. Franky: What kind of a fight? Boris: Unlicensed boxing.

This other individual must have been wearing one under his coat. Feel that. Go ahead.

Detective Hal Vukovich: That coffee's 2 hours cold. Lieutenant Ed Traxler: Mm-hmm. Detective Hal Vukovich: I put a cigarette out in it.

Miranda: There was a girl. Yeah, yeah, there was a girl. Pete: No, there was no-- Miranda: Yeah, there was a girl.

Miranda: There was a girl at the bridge. Pete: There was no report... Miranda: There was some kind of accident. Pete: No. The girl was bloody. On a bridge, her face.

The house seemed dead, like a spell had been cast upon it.

Miranda: Then why didn't we? Pete: Because you were married to the boss.

The only shot we have is to plead temporary insanity. And I don't even know if that's gonna work.

The fact that you're a brilliant psychiatrist is gonna have the juries thinking, "Hey, if she wanted to kill somebody she could probably fake insanity and get away with it."

Phil: That's my daughter, Rachel. Miranda: No, no, no, this is the girl that I saw at the bridge. This is the girl.

Miranda: This is the girl I've been seeing. This girl, right here. Phil: She's dead.

Pete: The Anima Sola? Miranda: Yeah, yeah, the Anima Sola. Pete: What you described was the Anima Sola. Miranda: That's what I saw.

There were needles down there, a video camera. Once the press gets a hold of this, it's gonna get big and it's gonna get ugly.

That's what "not alone" means. Rachel was trying to tell me that she was not Doug's only victim.

The man who's been raping women at the prison is somehow connected to these murders. And it goes back to the Anima Sola tattoo.

Judy, the elevator is still doing that thing where it drops really fast. Are you sure Maintenance fixed that?

Not alone. I know what it means. There are two killers.

To wit, I offer the following conversation.

Max: Because they are under a great deal of stress. 23: Hence the decaf. Max: For Aftab, yes.

Miranda: Then why didn't he go back to Willow Creek? Ryan: You mean take care of the girl, clean up evidence? Yeah. Well, that's how you get caught. You panic.

Carl: Sir, the Committee to Re-elect has issued a statement to our story, but there are just a couple questions. John: Did the committee tell you to go ahead and publish the story?

Then everybody said, "You did it, Ben. You screwed up. You stuck us with Hoover forever."

The new charge also brought a response from Vice President Agnew, at a stop in Tampa.

Just words, really, that shouldn't be used against you in a custody hearing.

Yes, they are bad guys, but that is what they do, not who they are.

OK, this morning, I get a tip to call a guy by the name of Alex Shipley, who is now the Assistant Attorney General of Tennessee.

Easy, Durat! This stuff is radioactive.

Now, the guy told me that called me, that said, he said that Shipley was asked in the summer of 1971 by an old army buddy, a Donald Segretti, to join a group of other lawyers for Nixon's campaign to sabotage Democratic candidates.

Carl: This isn't so crazy. This whole thing didn't start with the bugging of the headquarters. Bob: Segretti was doing this a year before the bugging.

And that's when you got involved, I mean, in the student elections, and you started to try to get your man in, so you stuffed ballot boxes, and.

That would put you inside the White House.

The C.R.E.E.P. slush fund that financed the rat fucking, we've just about got that nailed down.

Bob: What overall? Deep Throat: They were frightened of Muskie and look who got destroyed.

They wanted to run against McGovern. Look who they're running against.

They bugged. They followed people. False press leaks, fake letters.

They canceled Democratic campaign rallies. They investigated Democratic private lives.

They planted spies, stole documents, and on and on. Now, don't tell me you think this is all the work of little Don Segretti.

Carl: The letter saying Muskie was smearing the Canadians. Bob: Clawson? Carl: The Deputy Director of White House communications wrote the canuck letter.

The robin says he's been waiting for you. The animals tell me all their secrets.

This garden's not dead. It's as live as you or me.

Carl: That means he didn't deny it. Bob: That's a non-denial denial.

Take your bit of earth but don't be foolish enough to expect anything to come of it.

The cash that financed the Watergate break-in, 5 men had control of the fund.

I think that Woodward's just--and I- and I am curious of the fact that the FBI, in its entire inquiry, never talked to the-- or did any inquiries-- to the second-most powerful man to the President.

"Damn!"

"Damn!"

The Post has maliciously sought to give the appearance of a direct connection between the White House and the Watergate.

The hallmark of the Post's campaign is hypocrisy, and its celebrated double standard is today visible for all to see.

Mr. Young, that- That is your name, isn't it? Henri Young?

Mr. Young, this isn't an admission of guilt, it's just your name.

The store also doubled as the town's post office. Henri was tried and convicted of the federal crime of mail robbery.

There has to be something, it can't just be to sit there, because if you do, they're going to stick you in the gas chamber. You understand that?

Then they're just setting us up, and the whole thing was a setup, and they just hung us.

The cover-up had little to do with Watergate. It was mainly to protect the covert operations.

The story is right. Haldeman was the fifth man to control that fund, and Sloan would have told the grand jury.

The cover-up had little to do with the break-in. It was to protect covert operations, the covert activities involving the entire U.S. Intelligence community.

Thought you two were tight. Bonnie and Clyde.

You know, this is crazy. I don't know what I was thinking. I shouldn't be in here. I'm sorry, Odion.

That was the night the rain stopped, the night spring came to Mistlethwait. My poor uncle fled from it, as if he were escaping this spring.

Tear his eye out! Yeah!

There's nothing but your bones sticking out. It's because you're so skinny!

Rasta: How come? Tommy: Because the foreigners are bringing over them scary ass foreign bugs, man.

Tommy: They going to send their quarantine people here. Rasta: Quarantine people? Tommy: Mm hm. They going to, uh! Shut you down.

That's what I'm talking about. 'Cause you know what, you don't want to be bit by one of these motherfuckers, ya'll. Swell you up all around the neck, man. Look like Oprah.

Then, bam! Bust a nut, roll over, go to sleep.

This guy looks better dead.

This can't be fucking happening, man. They have to be here!

That's the question that brought you here tonight. And this is the answer.

The stones first, then him.

In the process, the fragment's potential yield is increasing exponentially.

Two Hiroshimas.

The purpose of today's sale is to begin trading a new commodity on the black market and to determine its value.

They're still doing the deal.

Time to end this my way.

That's great. Because we make a hell of a team, am I right? Except for you, because you're law enforcement. But the rest of us guys, we gotta stick together.

The bogeyman is real and you found him.

I see you

See that's the one I like because the eyes are straight.

Archie: The best part. Tommy: The end. Archie: The very end. Tommy: The end. Archie: Over the credits. The rest of it sucked.

Elena: We-- We-- Dylan: Through that door is a service corridor. Take a left, all the way to the end. Elena: Gracias. Dylan: De nada.

The transfer should come through by the next series. You're gonna need a new roommate.

Colin: That means I could marry you. Mary: What? But we're cousins. Colin: I don't care. I want us always to be together.

Tik-Tok, are you listening? Don't say anything. This is Jack.

The spell was broken. My uncle learned to laugh, and I learned to cry.

The secret garden is always open now, open and awake and alive.

There is only one man who can rid the politics of this state of the evil domination of Boss Jim Gettys.

The ocean has always been the cradle of rebirth. Since man first emerged from these salty depths, we have looked to water as a chance to begin anew.

The bowels. They didn't always smell this way.

There was a time when eating right and exercise kept this whole area a vital center of activity.

Leah: Then why are you behind in the polls? Mayor: Don't you worry about the polls. I have a plan that's gonna flush colonic down the toilet.

Larry: There's blood in the water tonight. Poker Dealer: Five thousand to call, sir. Robert: You know, I think there's more money in that pot than my old man made in a year.

This thing's bigger than all of us. This thing isn't even from Frank's body. It's like a Al Roker germ, Heavy D germ!

The papers are calling it the most powerful cramp since Shane made us try that Tae-Bo workout!

Tik-Tok: That is right, Jack. Left, right, wrong. Jack Pumpkinhead: What are you talking about, Tik-Tok?

Dylan: Uh, does your husband--? Maggie: Oh, that work much? Dylan: What? Maggie: The tentative mention of a husband I'm supposed to correct even though you clocked my wedding finger twice already?

Maggie: That's not actually supposed to generate a thank you, was it? Maggie James. Dylan: Dylan.

Dylan: And I take their money. That's what I do. Professionally. Maggie: That supposed to be sexy? Dylan: Depends. Was it?

Ozzy: The chicks line up to divide with me! Leah: Oh, really? 'cause to me you look like the kind of cell who mostly divides with himself.

This ain't working out. I'm gonna call the chief and ask him to assign someone else.

Ozzy: Slow down! Talk English, man. We ain't on Telemundo here. Witness: Lla muerte roja! He's coming, man. I saw him! I saw him.

Librarian: Sir? Yeah, Ozzy: I'm here. What you got? Librarian: La Muerte Roja. That's Spanish. It means the red death.

Ozzy: The red death? W- What's that, some kind of taco sauce? Librarian: You have a nice day. Ozzy: Hello?

Henchman: This is your big plan? A sore throat, a stuffy nose? People're just gonna think you're-- Thrax: A common cold.

The heroic tablet is due to be honored later this afternoon. Trudy?

They are adorable, aren't they? Hmm. And now we go live to cerebellum hall for a special address from Mayor Phlegmming.

The virus that caused those half-inch snot crests I was just surfin'!

Those snot crests were caused by the sneeze, and the sneeze was caused by you!

The doctor says that he has a brain the size of a tangerine.

This hiking trip means the world to her. Figure out a way to make it work.

Ozzy: That's Chill. He's a flu shot. Drix: That's funny. He doesn't look flu-ish. Ozzy: Why don't you just stay here and watch the maestro work.

Chill: Thanks a lot, junior. You just cost me 20. Ozzy: Money ain't gonna be your biggest problem, if you don't tell me what you know about the sinuses.

This guy just got off the thorazine. Now he's cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs! He's going El Pollo Loco on your crazy behind!

The guy's big time. He goes by the name of Thrax. Go to that new place, the zit, on the forehead.

Then my man frank's gonna heat up like a sidewalk on a summer day.

Tonight? Uh, can't we do it next week? Me and Madcow got tickets to Wrestlemania.

Then there's this old guy in philly. I killed him in 72 hours.

Ohh...Ooh! Get out! Out! The answer is no!

Thanks. You saved my cytoplasm in there.

They're making this too easy.

And now, for the first time, an immunity cell has figured out everything, and they don't believe him.

That's right, big boy. You keep on dreaming. At least you got your health.

Ozzy: Thrax is alive! Thrax is alive and he's in the brain! Man: Oh, great, pal! Spoil the ending!

This is it. Men, go, go, go, go!

Too bad you won't be here to see me break my record when I take down frank's pretty little girl.

Things are looking grim as temperatures rise to dangerous levels.

You know, the other... The new L.U.H.? Uh, he told me he'd seen her. He, uh, he saw her just before he came out here. She's gonna be coming out here, too.

The air's getting thinner. Or pressure's getting greater.

Sarah Connor: Jesus. Kyle Reese: See, it passed right through the meat. Sarah Connor: Oh, this is going to make me puke.

Sarah Connor: Tell me about my son. Kyle Reese: He's about my height. He has your eyes.

Then I won't even look at you. I'll stare at the floor. I'll clench my teeth together and never tell you one thing, not even about seeing your father.

Taught her son to fight, organize, prepare from when he was a kid. When you were in hiding before the war...

This is just how I want it to be with my father. I want to surprise him just like this. I want him to see me before anyone else does. I wish we knew how we could find him.

There'll be so many roses in here this summer, you'll be sick of them.

The bit was the first thing. Terrible bars of cold hard steel between your teeth and over your tongue. If you've never had one in your mouth, you can't imagine what a shock it is.

Things don't seem to make sense. Sometimes I see things get left out and they don't fit.

This is no place for prayer. If you want to speak to Omm, you must go to a unichapel, you know that.

Hutch, the man was trying to apologize.

Agent 99:That was my last mile. I have no idea how fast it was. Max: You were moving. It's not easy to knock me down.

Max: Impressive. I once ran a 5:16. 99: Oh, really? That's, uh, slower.

The wild branches tried to grab me. The rain stung my eyes like a thousand bees.

The icy water hit my stomach like a kick in the guts, but I was so thirsty.

The sounds and smells were so strange, I didn't know what they were. If you've never heard or smelled something, how can you understand it?