"This is the worst moment of my entire life."

The remote control sound.

Scully: "Is there any sign of..." Mulder: "Two small puncture wounds on the neck?" Scully: "That's not was I was going to ask." Mulder: "Too bad. We got 'em. Check it out."

Scully: "Having completed the autopsy, I checked into the Davey Crocket Motor Court." Mulder: "The name of it was actually the Sam Houston Motor Lodge."

"Yeah, but why would she stab her boyfriend through the ear? The magic was gone?"

Cancer Man: "What is this?" Skinner: "This is where you pucker up and kiss my ass"

"The clock is running."

"This toilet is full of memories."

"Three speeds, low, medium, and who needs a man."

"You've irritated the tool Gods. You must now be smeared with the holy grease of distain."

Gomez: "Lurch, they're ganging up on me, what do I do?" Lurch: "Run"

"(From theme - Da Da Dum, click, click)"

"There's a touch of madness around here"

"Theme from Alien Nation"

"The human male never seems to progress past adolescence."

"That rascal took all of my firewood and built a dam across the cement pond"

"Somewhere in this world there is a straight jacket waitin' for that man!"

"Are you tryin' to give me the double talk?"

"This is CNN."

Batman: "To the Batmobile! Let's go!" Robin: "Atomic batteries to power. Turbines to speed." Batman: "Ready to move out." Batmobile speeds off to the Batman Theme)"

"You have the right to remain silent"

"Oh my god, not the cheerleader tryout story again..."

"This tape will self destruct in 5 seconds"

"The world keeps turning over, and every time it turns, it leans on me."

"See these guys are all the same, they take one fall in an argument and they throw in the towel."

"Well, that's what they say."

"That was so thrilling."

"The March of Shame."

"According to you the lord made two sexes, men and blabbermouths."

"This is not over yet, human. The disk is mine."

"My computer is the best on earth."

"We don't need your education. We don't need your thought control."

"Why Brain, what are we gonna to do tomorrow night? Guess... Oh yeah, try to take over the world, right..."

"Why, what are we gonna do tomorrow night?"

"This is Jeopardy!"

"No way, this is BOGUS man."

"Ohhh, you may stray, but you will always return to your dark master. The cocobean."

"What! The Soup Nazi threw me out."

"I turned that mother out."

"Twiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiixxxxxxxxxxxx!!!"

"The ego on you."

"That's it. It's go time!"

"Here's to those who wish us well, and those who don't, can go to hell."

"Thunder, Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats, haha I'm going to high."

"To the idiot-mobile!"

"There's a naked woman across the street."

"Ahhh…the mother load."

"The little man knows all."

"Hey George, the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp."

"You? If I had knew it was for you I never would have given it to him in the first place. I would have taken a hatchet and SMASHED it to pieces! Now, who wants soup? Next! Speak up!"

Polly: "How about it Nick, are you a tit man?" Bobby: "Don’t answer that, that’s a trap." Nick: "Depends whose tits."

Casper: "That was creepy!" Trey: "I tried to find more Nixon."

Lucy: "Dad! Stop It! I mean it!" Jim: "Dad? You said your dad was dead!" McClane: "What? You told this jerk-off I was dead? You actually said that?" Lucy: "I may have exaggerated a little bit."

"Think like a traffic jam, throwing a car at me's gonna stop me, huh?"

"But one day somebody said 'You know what man, you are the future of hip-hop in Detroit'. So you see baby, sometimes you gotta find your name and other times your name finds you."

"The Goblet of Fire! Anyone wishing to submit themselves to the tournament need only write their name upon a piece of parchment and throw it in the flame before this hour on Thursday night. Do not do so lightly! If chosen, there's no turning back. As from this moment, The Triwizard Tournament has begun!"

"Why do they have to travel in packs? And how are you supposed to get one alone to ask them?"

"The Boy Who Lived. How lies have fed your legend, Harry!"

"Avada Kedavra! The killing curse. Only on person is known to have survived it."

Moody: "The Goblet of Fire is an exceptionally powerful magical object. Only an exceptionally powerful Confundus Charm could have hoodwinked it. Magic way beyond the talents of a fourth-year!" Karkaroff: "You seem to have given this a fair bit of thought, Mad-Eye!" Moody: "It was once my job to think as dark wizards...

Zack2: Is that Zack.... or am I Zack? Whoa-hoho! Miri Oh...ho...wow Zack1: it never gets old, huh Miri: The other Zack! Zack2: In my world no one calls me the other Zack. Now that this guy is not around, heh?, MWAH Zack1: Get the fuck off me! Zack2: There can BE only one! Zack1: What? Zack2: The Highlander...

"It's changing out there…just like last time. There's a storm coming, Harry. We all best be ready when she does."

Hagrid: "Dumbledore sent me to parley with the giants." Hermione: "Giants?! ...You found them?" Hagrid: "Well they're not that hard to find, to be perfectly honest. They're so big, see."

"You know, you really should learn to tell the difference between dreams ... and reality. You saw only what the Dark Lord wanted you to see."

"Now fear makes people do terrible things, Harry. The last time Voldemort gained power he almost destroyed everything we hold most dear."

Ron: "One person couldn't feel all that, they'd explode!" Hermione: "Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon...!"

"No let me make this quite plain. You have been told that a certain Dark Wizard is at large once again. This ... is ... a ... lie!"

"I've spent two minutes, two whole minutes shopping for your gift."

"Think of the fun you'll have taking Barbie and Ken on dates."

"Thanks for your support."

"Candy-coated Popcorn, Peanut, and a Prize.....that's what you get in CRACKER JACK!"

"Oh yeah."

"twizzlers candy. Makes mouth happy. Mouths of any shape. Good to eat. Strawberry flavored. Fun to eat. Eat 'em, bite, bite, bite."

"They call me Yuck Mouth because I don't brush…"

You respect the arts or the arts won't respect you! Your ass is trapped in my box now baby, Terry's pantomime box of pain! And there ain't no escape from that. Whoo!!

Whoo!! You can't walk away from a K-22 paper jam! You must be out of your mind son. This is my world, Donnie, you just work here, baby!

"That ain't your cake, Phillip. That is Simone's cake. You eat someone else' cake again and I'm going to give you a slice of Terry's special pain cake! And you won't want seconds of that."

"Wooh. You can't make a pass and pinch Pablo's ass. That's old school rules baby! Wooh!"

Employee: "Sorry about that guys..." Terry: "You must be out of your mind son. You can't cut the cheese wherever you please! That's just nasty!"

"Wooh! This ain't your home, so don't use the speaker phone, Roger!"

Announcer: "I don't think the Queen would look twice at that. There he goes, he's not going to make it to the rolls." Terry: "Whoo!! You just did it, so I had to hit it. Whoo!!... Whoo whoo!!"

"Ted Raser, Ted Raser! Get ready for the pain woman! Wooh, wooh! The paint train is coming!"

"Damn, Justin, I ordered those eggs 40 minutes ago. Don't make me scramble you again son."

You want to play games, Jean? Well Terry's back. And I got a new game for ya, it's called: how much pain can Jean stand before Jean learns not to play games anymore. That's my game. That's Terry game, and when it's game time, it's pain time baby! Whoo!!!

"You can't be tippy towing up in here. Wooh!"

Whoo!! You know you can't bring that weak ass stuff up in this humpty-bumpty! You kill the Joe, you make some mo'! You know that baby! Else you in a for a long day, a long day! Cuz triple T's up in this bitch!

"No! That's just what I look like, see!"

"This is Tom Jones. Things go better with Coca-Cola. Things are better with Coke. Life is so much fun when you're with friends. Things go better with Coke."

"He must like TGI Fridays."

"Well that's me."

"I have to get to South Park. If you give me a ride I can give you the four dollars I made at the titty bar."

"They'rrrre great!"

"Gina was a driving girl with geographic memory. Karen dumped her boyfriend Jim. Forget that slacker misery. Charlie works in cyberspace, backslash com all day long. backslashPamela, she couldn't sing, but kept a beat, kept it song. The all new Mazda Protégé, a change from all of your high-maintenance relationships."

"There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's."

"There's only one right one, baby. You got the right one baby.'

Guy - "Yeah I'd like some, ya know, condoms." Cashier - "Uh oh here we go again." Men - "Trojan man!" PA Woman - "We have a horse in aisle 6, aisle 7." Men - "Trojan man!" Trojan Man - "Greetings citizens... Here read the box. Ribbed for mutual pleasure..." Guy - "Gosh give me a box of those." Trojan Man - "I just ...

"This is CNN."

"The World looks mighty good to me because Tootsie Rolls is all I see. Whatever it is I think I see becomes a Tootsie Roll to me. Tootsie Roll how I want you chocolaty chew. Tootsie Roll I think I'm in love with you. Whatever it is I think I see becomes a tootsie roll to me.

"Marley, this is our house. And now it's yours."

Fortune: "So you didn't make the dress list, there are greater tragedies in the world." Rudy: "I wanted to run out of that Tunnel for my dad to prove to everyone that I worked…" Fortune: "PROVE WHAT?" Rudy: That I was somebody."

Steele: "Rudy, are you ready for this, champ?" Rudy: "I've been ready for this my whole life!" Steele: "Then you take us out on the field."

"You're the only one who ever took me seriously.:

"Ever since I was a kid, I wanted to go to school here. And ever since I was a kid, everyone said it couldn't be done. My whole Life, people have been telling me what I could do and couldn't do. I've always Listened to them, believed in what they said. I don't want to do that anymore."

"The forty! The 35! The 30! The 25! The 20! The 15! The 10! The 5! Touchdown Irish!"

"But that dog is ugly."

"The gun works!"

"I was told by the Janitor."

"Practice?! We talking about practice?"

"I'm reallying looing forward to embracing some of the great traditions at the University of Tennessee. Singing Rocky Top all night long after we beat Florida next year."

"That's how I feel."

Camille: "I promised my dad I would never get on one of those." Joe: "What are you one of those trust fund princesses? It's okay for me to play a game I don't know but I ask you to try something different and you hide behind daddy."

"Well, ya know, you try to block it out, but it's basically impossible. Everybody seems to be talking' about it, all the newspapers, the interviews. The hype on the TV, tryin' to get something' goin."

"You got three weeks, three weeks to kick these roids. Cause when you come back it's not going to be any of that NCA crap. I am going to personally test you before every game. I mean watch you go in a bottle, you got that."

"I don't know, its the battle, the going to war with the other guys, hanging together, having our own dorm, staying in hotels the night before the games, setting ourselves apart, being different than everybody else, having a chance to be somebody, to do something that people look up to you for, your strength, your c...

"Touchdown Timberwolves!"

"Travolta singin' and dancin'"

"Travolta singin' and dancin'"

"That's why the rule is there."

Man: "Hey Chili is this your ride?" Chili: "Yeah, yeah I like to sit up high, check everything out. I mean it is the Cadillac of minivans."

"The clock is ticking."

"I reminded the president that I am reminded of the great talent of the -- of our Philippine-Americans when I eat dinner at the White House. The Chef is a great person and a really good cook."

"One of the things I've used on the Google."

"Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a — you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities."

"This is an impressive crowd — the haves and the have-mores."

"That this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport."

Nate Ruffin: "Coach, that... was my team. They left it in my hands." Jack Lengyel: "No... no, they did not. They just left."

"Time to play till the whistle blows."

"For those of you who may not know, this is the final resting place for six members of the 1970 Thundering Herd. The plane crash that took their lives was so severe, so absolute, that their bodies were unable to be identified. So they were buried here. Together. Six players. Six teammates. Six Sons of Marshall. This...

"Today, I want to talk about our opponent this afternoon. They're bigger, faster, stronger, more experienced and on paper, they're just better. And they know it too. But I want to tell you something that they don't know. They don't know your heart. I do. I've seen it. You have shown it to me. You have shown this coa...

"Well why don't you take us out to that field."

"You see that…that's success."

"Griffin with the reception! That is a first down!"

"And they are almost out of time. We are talking about seconds."

"In the middle of Huntington West Virginia, there's a river. Next to this river there is a steel mill. And next to the steel mill there's a school. In the middle of this school there's a fountain. Each year on the exact same day, at the exact same hour, the water to this fountain is turned off. And in this moment, o...

"No one of us will ever enter this stadium without thoughts of them. And so our lord grant them eternal lust and peace which enables them at this very moment to look upon us here and smile and be with us. This is our faith, this is our hope. Amen."

"The kick is good!"

"This is about the loss of your son and I'm sorry. But until you find the strength to deal with that pain, nothing is going to get any better no matter how many presidents you fire."

"Touchdown! Touchdown! I can't believe it! I can't believe it! The Marshalls have won, they have done it!"

"These were beautiful young men. It's just a tragedy that's beyond all comprehension."

"Touchdown Texas!"

"But McMitchell was waylaid by the tiny guy Johnny Walker."

"T-E-X-A-S! Texas Fight!"

"Forget black or white. I think what sells it all Stew is these are great individuals."

"Now again the Longhorns have two timeouts."

"Touchdown Texas!"

"Now he fires down field and this ball will be intercepted. It's the second pick of the game."

"I thank these fans up here for coming to support us. Who believed in us the whole way."

"We taking this one back to Salt Lake!"

"Dad you worked hard your whole life. Maybe it's time you've started thinking about taking it easier. These places are nothing like you think they are."

"What the hell do these Chinese have to move in this neighborhood for."

Walt: "Those guys who were here the other night, what about them?" Boy: "Just a gang."

"Yo B.I.G. you tried to set me up."

Girl: "Are you a bad guy trying to be good or a good buy trying to be bad." B.I.G.: "I'm someone trying to make you laugh."

"Well I feel so glad I came down here. It was totally worth my trip."

Worker: "I'm having trouble with my printer. All my stuff keeps going out in that printer in marketing." Nick: "Oh what, is the walk killing you here buddy? Just get better shoes that's all."

"This is astronaut Jones. I'm on the planet Blorpuli. There seems to be no one around. Over."

"It's my way or the old space highway. That's why they all say there goes Astronaut Jones. Hey!"

Frank: "We only had one week before deliberations." Horatio: "No need now, the verdict is in."

Horatio: "Frank, where is Patrick now?" Frank: "Well I don't know, he's missing from the scene. Maybe he took off." Horatio: "Or maybe he got taken for a ride."

Is this the way to include translations for the Latino Immigrant Stories project?

Frank: "The verdict is already in." Horatio: "The verdict is in Frank, but the jury is out."

Time never stands still...

Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama Won, I'd speak for the show from now on.

"This is the ultimate exit interview."

"That's what's up."

"And we love you thank you very much."

"None of the movies that I have made throughout my whole life would have been possible thought without someone first believing in me. And I really believe that being a mentor to talented newcomers is a very time honored tradition."

"Those are the honors that I value beyond all else."

"To the Hollywood foreign press association thank you so much for this thrilling honor."

"Thank you Will Arnet for that joke."

"If you ever start to feel too good about yourself they have this thing called the internet and you can find a lot of people there who don't like you."

"Thank you very much."

I’m tellin you there’s an enemy that would like to attack America - Americans again. There just is, that’s the reality of the world and I wish him all the very best.

First of all we did get the 121 billion more or less dollars passed and is now being spent. Secondly the school system is improving dramatically. Thirdly, people are beginning to move back into homes. This storm was a devastating storm April that required a lot of energy, a lot of focus and a lot of resources to get...

"But ultimately they went in a different direction, they choose Fred Savage from the Wonder Years. Thank you for not applauding."

"They're my three best friends. They based Entourage on us. This is Turtle and these are the other two."

Phantom: "You don't know who Michael Jordan is?" Cast: "No." Phantom: "Guys he was like the Tommy Tune of basketball."

"Well we got trouble. Right here in New York City. I'm talking Trouble with a capital T that rhymes with C and that stands for Cutco Knives now for just 49.95."

Wicked Cast Member: "Cause if Wicked closes I have very limited job options. I mean look at me." Mark: "Well you're green, maybe you can be in Shrek the Musical." Wicked Caste Member: "Wow, that's racist."

"For what it's worth those knives are amazing. They're like the Rent of knives."

"I'd like to talk to you for just a moment about safety. When we go to the beach there are lifeguards there to watch out for our safety. Crossing guars are in the street for the same reason, to help protect us. Now things like that are fine but we can't count on someone always being around to protect us. We should p...

"In today's story Elena tried taking a magic potion which she thought would help her. Well she found out there aren't any magic potions. And you know what there aren't any magic drugs either. Any time you take one from anybody but your parents or your doctor you're taking a very big chance. You're gambling with your...

"In today's story Zagraz had a problem. He lost his confidence in himself because he had once failed. Well now we all fail sometimes but we should never be afraid to try again. And we should always keep believing in ourselves. As the old saying goes if at first you don't succeed, try, try again."

"Well time for me to disappear. Bye."

"I could have taken care of her myself of course but this fate is more fitting."

"All of us make mistakes and Ulla and Erin made a big one. But when they realized what they have done they didn't lie about it. They didn't try to cover it up. Instead they admitted it. As He-Man said admitting your wrong takes courage. But when you do you've taken the next big step for making up for it."

"You'll do my bidding or taste my wrath."

Megatron: "Why throw away your life so recklessly?" Optimus: "That's a question you should ask yourself Megatron."

"Optimus Prime transform and roll out."

"Transformers!"

"Prepare for Trinitycon."