"Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for'. I agree with the second part"

Stuart Mackenzie: "William! Move your head! Look at the size of that boy's head!" Tony: "Shhhh!"Stewart: "I'm not kidding, that's like an orange on a toothpick!" Tony: "Shh! You're going to give the kid a complex." Stewart: "Well, that's a huge noggin! That's a virtual planetoid! Has its own weather system! Head! Mo...

"Two words, therapy."

"Head! Paper! Now! Move that melon of yours and get the paper if you can! Haulin' that gargantuan cranium about! I'm not kidding, that boy's head's like Sputnik! Spherical, but quick pointy in parts. Well, that was off sides, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow!"

Head Guy: "For god's sake, Christof. The whole world is watching. We can't let him die infront of a live audience." Christof: "He was born infront of a live audience"

Lauren: "He's not a performer, he's a prisoner. Look at him. Look at what you've done to him." Christof: "He could leave at any time, if his was more than just a vague ambition, if he was absolutely determined to discover the truth, there's no way we could prevent him. I think what destresses you really, caller, is ...

Mike: "And of course, his eagerness to leave his mother's woumb was the very reason he was the one who was selected." Christof: "In competition with five other unwanted pregnancies, the casting of a show, determined by an air date, Truman was the one who arrived on-cue." Mike:"Incidentely, Truman is the first child ...

Truman: "Give me a paper there, will ya Harold? Oh, and a, one of these. The wife. Loves her fashion mags." Harold: "That be all for you, Truman?"Truman: "That's the whole kit-and-kaboodle!" Harold: "Catch you later." Truman: "Ok, then."

Christof: "Let's get off this mass-shot. We can't see his face. Go to the cabin cam." Director:"Cabin cam." Christof: "There. Perfect. That's our hero shot."

"The last thing I would ever do, is lie to you. I mean think about it, Truman. If everybody is in on it. Then I'd have to be in on it too."

"I hereby proclaim this planet Trumania, of the Burbank galaxy."

Truman: "I predict that in just a moment, you will see a lady on a red bike, followed by a man with flowers, and a Volkswagen Beatle with a dented fender." Meryl: "Truman!" Truman: "Look! Lady: Flowers!" Meryl and Truman: "And" Meryl: "Truman, this is silly." Truman: "There it is! There it is! There's the dented bea...

"Truman. Where are you going?"

"You never see anything anyway, though. Turn the camera, and play music, and you know the curtains move, and you don't see anything."

"Truman! It's television! Yes! Yes! I did it! I'm on The Truman Show!"

"Close your eyes and tap your heels together 3 times."

Mary's Dad:"What's that bubble there?"Ted: "Well, WHAT DO YOU THINK?" Mary's Dad:"How did you get the beans above the frank?"Ted: "I dont know, it's not like it was a well thought out plan."

"Ain't any of ya got the guts to play for blood?"

"That's just my game."

"Eighteen seventy-nine. The Civil War is over, and the resulting economic explosion spurs the great migration West. Farmers, ranchers, prospectors, killers and thieves seek their fortunes. Cattle drovers turn cow towns into armed camps, with murder rates higher than those of modern day New York or Los Angeles. Out o...

"Always trying to be better each and every day."

"Finding yourself through movement. That's G."

When I'm finished. The world will never forget.

"First and foremost I just like to tip my hat to the Arizona Cardinal organization, their coaches and players."

"We appreciate what is the spectacle of today's NFL and the Super Bowl and we realize it's because of the work that comes before us."

"Few will come and go. Those that remain the roles will change. Some will ascend, some we descend. That's the nature of the NFL."

"Winning the Lombardi Trophy, being the champions, that's great."

"And we're here o celebrate that. We're here to talk to the MVP."

"That was beautiful."

"You know I'd like to thank my teammates."

"I definitely like to thank the fans for their support of being here."

"My family, you know my kids, everybody that's been there through all the thick and thin helping provide a way for me."

"First of all I'd like to thank the Lord upstairs for allowing me to be here, the opportunity that he gave me you know to step out on the field and you know play to the best of my ability."

"Time travel's a bitch."

Thank you Lord! I take that back

"There are white folks, and then there are ignorant motherfuckers like you."

"I can't believe this is happening. This doesn't happen to me."

"It was almost a complete loss of forward momentum. The airplane stopped climbing and going forward and began to rapidly slow down. That's when I knew I had to take control of the airplane."

"The only viable alternative, the only level, smooth place, sufficiently large to land an airliner was the river."

"I would imagine somebody in back was taking care of that for me while I was flying the airplane."

"Don't worry! The colony is in good hands."

Bug 1: "This stuff tastes like crap." Bug 2: "Really? Let me try some…hey, it is crap. Not bad."

"There is rebellion in the wind. It will be crushed."

"This is the coolest thing I've ever seen."

Old Character: "How'd you know my name was Max?" Andy Farmer: "Just guessed." Old Character: "Then why don't you guess your way to Redbud?"

"The price is wrong, bitch."

"This is it, don't get scared now."

Peter Banning: "I remember you being a lot bigger." Captain James S. Hook: "To a 10 year-old, I'm huge."

"This is really going to hurt."

Pirate: "See how greatly the men favor you, sir?" Hook: "The pueling spawn, how I despise them."

"This is the vault, or, as some of us have come to call it, the Freak Show."

"Wow! That's more than a dress…it's an Audrey Hepburn movie."

"The human head weighs 8 pounds."

"This is humiliating, I'm pregnant, and I'm incapable of bullshit."

"This guy would go home with a gardening tool right now if it showed interest."

"To hear you say that, makes me love you, baby!"

"The key to this business is personal relationships."

"This is some bullshit!"

"This tape will self-destruct in five seconds."

TV Interviewer: "One more question. Do you have any special advice for the young people who drive?" James Dean: "Take it easy driving…the life you might save might be mine."

"Toot-a-look, Ciao, etc."

"Tell you the truth, this guy is starting to get on my NERVES!"

Marshal Biggs: "Sam! What, are you out of your mind? He's dead!" U.S. Marshal Samuel Gerard: "That ought to make him easier to catch."

"The fugitive's name is Doctor Richard Kimball!"

"Oh, who did this to you? This is just not right, in fact, it's nasty."

"The first night's the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in naked as the day you were born, skin burning and half blind from that delousing shit they throw on you, and when they put you in that cell... and those bars slam home...that's when you know it's for real. A whole life blown away in the blink of an...

"They send you here for life…and that's exactly what they take."

"I'm providing myself to my children."

"I wanted them all transferred. Those are my children."

"I didn't intend on it being unconventional it just turned out to be."

"We take risks. And I did."

Tracy: "I'm working here. I'm filming here. I'm acting. And every time this guys is pointing a fucking camera at me. What's the point guy. Every fucking minute. Don't be fucking sorry! Just don't point the camera at me I'm fucking acting here! No John Rizzy! No! No I don't want to fucking hear it. Don't...do I fucki...

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Bobby: "What is your sexuality?" Jimmy Kimmel: "Well I don't like to talk about my sexuality but lets just say I am what I am and if people want to think I'm gay, people want to think I'm straight whatever."

Man: "Have you ever been surfing Sue?" Susan: "No. So I'm hoping someone takes a picture of it."

(Laugh) She's hopeless and totally wrong.

That's all.

This is foul; don't let her see it. No.

No no… That wasn't a question.

So until she decides that you're not a total psycho, I get the lovely task of waiting around for the book.

You know what they say: tiny man, huge ego.

"This is my country of Kazakhstan. It locate between Tajikstan, Kyrgystan and assholes Uzbekistan."

"This is my mother. She oldest woman in all of Kuzek. She's 43, I love her."

"This suit is black not."

"This suit is black, pause, not."

"In my country."

"This hair from pubis. I can get you 2000 bags by next Friday

Ilsa: "With the whole world crumbling, we pick this time to fall in love." Rick: "Yeah, that's pretty bad timing."

"You would find the conversation a trifle one sided. Signor Ugate is dead."

"The gods must have a sense of humor."

"I think you have a talent for survival."

"Your emperor asks for your loyalty Maximus. Take my hand."

"This is Argento. This is Scatto. They were my horses. They were taken from me."

"If they lie to me, they don't respect me. If they don't respect me, how can they ever love me?"

"Tell the men their general lives. Find me, find me!"

"The time for half measures and talk is over."

"Royal ladies behave very strangely, and do very odd things, in the name of love."

"I said the crowd is unarmed. There are lots of women and children down there - all they want is food for god's sake!"

"The truth hasn't been very popular lately."

"Here he is, ready to pay the price for our home audience. In person: the Butcher of Bakersfield."

"It's time to start running!"

"I don't want to be the only asshole in heaven."

"Commander, I'd like for you to leave the room so we can talk behind your back."

"Commander, from what I understand, if this things go to court they won't need a lawyer, they'll need a priest."

Galloway: "Tell your friend not to get cute down there. The Marines in Guantanamo are fanatical." Weinberg: "About what?" Galloway: "About being Marines."

Kaffee:"What was your intent?", Dawson:"To train him sir.", Kaffee:"Train him to do what?", Dawson:"Train him to think of his unit before himself - to respect th code."

"This, fucking heat is making me absolutely crazy."

"This is funny."

Chick Hicks: "How do you think I'd look in Dinoco blue? Dinoco blue!" Lightning McQueen: "In your dreams, Thunder." Chick Hicks: "Yeah, right. Thunder? What's he talkin' about, 'Thunder'?" Lightning: "You know, 'cause thunder always comes after lightning. Ka-ping! Ka-pow!"

"This is not good for my image."

"It is such an honor to be your agent that it almost hurts me to take ten percent of your winnings and merchandising and ancillary rights in perpetuity. Anyway, what a race, huh champ?! I did-- I didn't see it, but, I heard you were great."

"Turn on your lights, you moron!"

Fillmore: "I'm telling you, man, every third blink is slower." Sarge: "The sixties weren't good to you, were they?"

"I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park!"

Woody Car: "You are a toy car!" Buzz Lightyear Car: "You are a sad strange little wagon and you have my pitty. Farewell." Woody Car: "Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, you loony!"

Minny: "Oh, for the love of Chrysler, can we please ask someone for directions?" Van: "No! There's an on-ramp close! I know it! I can fell it! (Maniacal laughter)"

Randal: "I can't believe they haven't done anything with it yet." Dante: "The lord did something with it, he smited that hellhole."

"The Transformers were a total slight against God. In as much as God sent his only begotten son to die on the cross to redeem mankind and all we did to pay him back was make terrible fucking cartoons, like the Transformers."

"Since God created man, and man created the Transformers, the Transformers are like a gift from God, Randal!"

"Holy shit, she got pregnant on the toilet seat you jacked off on, I knew it!"

"Yo you guys are gonna miss this shit. The big guy is gonna cornhole that ass."

"That was the summer of 1963 - when everybody called me Baby, and it didn't occur to me to mind."

"That was the summer we went to Kellerman's."

Jake Houseman: "This is not a tragedy. A tragedy is three men trapped in a mine, or police dogs used in Birmingham." Baby: "Monks burning themselves in protest." Lisa Houseman: "Butt out, Baby."

Marjorie Houseman: "It's his first real vacation in six years, Max. Take it easy." Max: "Three weeks here, it'll feel like a year."

"Just last week, I stole a girl from Jamie, the lifeguard, and he asked her, right in front of me, 'What does he have that I don't?' And she said, 'Two hotels.'"

Johnny: "I never known anybody like you. You look at the world and you think you can make it better. If somebody's lost, you find them, if somebody's bleeding…" Baby: "Yeah I go get my daddy, like you said." Johnny: "That took a lot of guts to go to him."

"Me? I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw, I'm scared of what I did, of who I am, and most of all I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you."

Johnny: "Look, you've gotta understand what its like baby, you come from the streets and suddenly your up here, and these women are throwing themselves at ya, and they smell so good, and they really take care of themselves, I mean I never knew women could be like that, you know? And their so rich, they're so goddam ...

"Take the bet, you fucking pussy."

"They fired you anyway because of me."

"Now I've had the time of my life No I never felt like this before Yes I swear it's the truth and I owe it all to you 'Cause I've had the time of my life and I owe it all to you."

"I've had the time of my life No I never felt this way before Yes I swear it's the truth And I owe it all to you."

"I'm not Landfill, I'm Landfill's twin brother, Gill. I taught Landfill everything he knew about drinking beer. I wanna fulfill his legacy by taking his place on your drinking team."

Trashy Teen Jock: "Yeah! Yeah! I'm gonna fuck all y'all!" Trashy Guy: "That's my boy!" Trashy Teen Jock: "Whoo! Whoo!"

Sgt. Keller: "Follow me upstairs, like, now." Joe: "Right now? W-- Shouldn't I train this guy?" Sgt. Keller: "I think he can figure out how to sit on his ass and watch TV all day."

"Alright, so that'll be this many dollars. And if you could just go ahead and, like, put your tattoo in that shit."

Fink: "I'm published in four journals." Landfill: "What, Toad Load Weekly?"

"Also, they are taught to relax the muscles of the throat. Germans can pretty much stick anything down there throat. I myself can probably fit nine inches. Here let me show you."

"The Masturbation Network. Keepin' America 'batin' for 300 years. And now, Sweet Bang Tube."

Joe: "Well, all I'm saying is you don't have to worry about it." Rita: "You know what? The last time you told me not to worry was 500 god damn years ago when you were trying to tell me to get into some sort of tricked out Army coffin."

Paul Smecker: "What's your name?" Detective Greenly: "Detective Greenly. Who the fuck are you?" Paul Smecker: [opens his coat and shows his FBI credentials] "That's who the fuck I am."

Detective Greenly: "These guys are miles away by now, but if you want to beat your head against a wall, then here's what you're looking for: they're scared, like two little bunny rabbits. Anything in a uniform or flashing blue lights is gonna spook 'em, OK? So the only thing we can do is put a potato on a string and...

"They wouldn't put me on a pedestal."

Apollo: "What the hell is that?" Paulie: "That's my girl."

"I had this young fellow to box, American style."

"Just do me a favor when you go out there Apollo, ah, try not to wear yourself out okay?"

"Of course, they're sportsman, not soldiers."

"What are you guys doing? This is supposed to be an exhibition! You understand? An exhibition!"

"That's some cold shit, throwing my man Leroy out the window. Just picked my man up and threw him out the Goddamned window."

"Cut the crap, man, this is Shaft."

Sgt. Hannon: "Hey, where the hell are you going, Shaft?" Shaft: "To get laid, where the hell are you going?"

"Right now I gotta take care of some business."

"Thanks, brother."

Joe: "Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, you know?" Frito: "Yeah, well, I really don't think we have time for a hand job, Joe."

Rita: "Do I got time to use the bathroom?" Frito: "Uh, the toilet." Rita: "Be right back."

President Camacho: "So you smart, huh?" Joe: "No, no." President Camacho: "I thought your head would be bigger."

"Ladies and Gentlemen, the president of America!"

"After several hours, Joe finally gave up on logic and reason and simply told the cabinet that he could talk to plants and that they wanted water. He made believer out or everyone."

"We seem to be experimenting some techmological differences."

"Shit, that's a good deal."

"In 1845 Poe wrote his most famous piece, The Raven. A poem wrote while he was strung out on coke and obsessed with death."

Student 1: "Aight, the Ravens? Like the football team?" Student 2: "There's a team obsessed with death, always get their ass kicked."

"Take your god damn hand off my door."

"Try remembering it, exactly as I said it."

"That's you, isn't it? You're the author."

"Why is it the words we write for ourselves are always so much better than the words we write for others?"

Jamal: "Man, fuck you William. You wanna know what the real bullshit is? How about you let me take it on this one cause you're too damn scared to walk out that door and do something for somebody else. You're too damn scared, man! That's the only damn reason." Forrester: "You don't know shit about reason; reasons why...

"Hello Vinny, it's your uncle Napier, time to pay the check."

"This town needs an enima!"

"Batman, the thorne in both our sides."

"You dance with the devil, the devil don't change. The devil changes you."

"You realize the skill of breaking the security of the security company? I don't know how those guys do it."

"This is the person who controls Airforce One, the world's most secured aircraft."

"It's unfortunatly in our system of government, the Vice President is like the queen of England, she can't even get airline tickets without talking to someone like me."

Charlie: "The name's Barkin and you are...?" Character 1: "Not even remotely interested."