"He was idolized by the white media when he absolved the blows. When whites bombed his home in Montgomery he told blacks not to shoot back they said, this is our guy. When dogs bit and horses kicked and he said, don't fight back, they said, this is the kind of leader we've been looking for."
"Thirteen years of turbulence, of jail cells, of bricks and stabbings and gunshots."
"Our infant mortality rate is higher, and our life expectancy is less. We live between those two extremes."
"I'm trying to get our arms around this."
"The tsunami, about 200,000 people died, an awful tragedy, but natural disaster. 200,000. In Sudan, 2 million died."
"When Moses had the ten commandments, gay didn't make the top 10."
"The internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes and their filled, and when their filled when you put your message and in it gets in line…it's gonna be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of m...
"Let me express my thanks to God for the privilege to be with you again on this specious occasion."
"Today we tremble as we seek to redeem the soul of America to embrace our essence as we seek to regain our status as a source of hope and not a source of fear in the world."
"Today we tremble."
"For good reason, we should be on terror alert."
"But if terror is such a central theme, why expand the tax cuts for the wealthiest 5%?"
"That's their team."
"There's another team."
"What about this thing called faith?"
"People just gonna understand with me, like, yo, it's not a matter of being about me, it's a matter of you just doing what the right thing is. It's not, I'm just passionate, you know."
"I say I'm crazy, the rants. Like I said, in the song, Barry Bonds. I'm doing pretty good as far as geniuses go."
"People are always trying to find the negative. I heard people write stuff about stronger. 'Kanye doesn't have the right to sample Stronger, cuz he doesn?t know anything about Daft Punk'."
"Do you know anything about who I sampled for Jesus Walks? No. Shut the up. Did you like the song or not?"
"We're going to sleep. I tuck them in, I put music on."
"It is of loving children of all ages and races. It is of gaining sheer joy from seeing children with their innocent and smiling faces. It is of enjoying through them, the childhood I missed myself."
"I am totally innocent."
"I hope that my support of John McCain, an Independent Democrat supporting a Republican, is my way of saying that there's too much partisanship in Washington. We need a leader like John McCain."
"Tax breaks that mortgage our children's future on a mountain of debt at a time when there are families who can't pay their medical bills and student's who can't pay their tuition."
"That is the Party that I intend to lead."
"Free this nation from the tyranny of oil."
"So tonight, I want to speak directly to all those Americans who have yet to join this movement, but still hunger for change."
"It was there that I learned what it takes to make change happen."
"Thank you Chicago."
"I can do anything I want to you people at any time I want to, because that's what you've done to me."
"There's another aspect of it, too."
"I don't pretend to go uptown and be anything fancy. I can, but I find more real in the world that I'm in than I do the tinsel, and the real world is the one I have to deal with every day, you know."
"I don't justify or not justify. I lay it out there. What people do with it is their business."
"I'm already out of here. This enclosure here? I'm out of here. My body's stuck here, but my thought is already gone."
"Talk about a guy."
"Oh just threaten them."
"Hi I'm David Hasselhoff, otherwise known as the Hoff."
"The book is really about the truth."
"We've seen too many governments."
"Thank you, sir."
"One of my movies was called 'True Lies,' and that's what the Democrats should have called their convention!"
"I am proud to be with the Party of Abraham Lincoln, the Party of Teddy Roosevelt, the Party of Ronald Reagan and the Party of George W. Bush!"
"If you believe that we must be fierce and relentless and terminate terrorism, then you are a Republican!"
"Terrorism is more insidious than communism, because it yearns to destroy not just the individual, but the entire international order."
"We are the America that sends out the Peace Corps volunteers to teach our village children."
"When the lone, young Chinese man stood in front of those tanks in Tiananmen Square, America stood with him."
"We are still the lamp lighting the world."
"There are those who say that freedom is nothing but a dream. They are right. It's the American dream."
"No matter the nationality, no matter the religion, no matter the ethnic background, America brings out the best in people."
"Thank you, America. Thank you and God bless you all."+C19
"America today is a world away from the cruel and prideful bigotry of that time. There is no better evidence of this than the nomination of an African-American to be the presidential nominee of his party."
"In days of separate lunch counters, bullhorns, and fire hoses, the mission was hard and dangerous, but it was easily defined."
"Over the years, Americans have heard a lot of 'tired rhetoric' about education."
"If we're putting the interests of students first, then those qualifications should be enough."
"There was a time when economists took little if any notice at all of the poverty of black communities."
"I think that I have the solution to imported oil and it's to use natural gas as a transportation fuel."
"Things will get better."
"We talking 'bout practice. How the hell can I make my teammates better by practicing?"
"They supposed to be used to playing with me anyway! That?s?those're my teammates. So, so, my game's going to deteriorate if I don't practice with those guys?"
"And I hope you have enjoyed my T-Mobile Fave 5 list. I'm a dumbass."
"That was good."
"Never in the history of the world has any soldier sacrificed more for the freedom and liberty of total strangers than the American soldier."
"I want Bush to decide!"
"The honorable Elijah Muhammad has eliminated laziness from among his followers; he teaches us to be thrifty."
"Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone. But if someone puts his hand on you, send them to the cemetery."
"Anytime a shepherd, a pastor, teach you and me not to run from the white man, and at the same time teach us don't fight the white man, he's a traitor."
"Why we would know the law should be on our side, if it's the law of the land."
"Then that black man should kill that dog, or any two-legged dog who sicks the dog on him."
"In serious things, where our food, clothing, and shelter was concerned, and our education was concerned, we turned to the man."
"And next year, just next year, total federal expenditures are predicted to reach over three trillion dollars."
"I'll order a top-to-bottom review of every federal program, department, and agency."
"For all of this, like Dr. King, you were called agitators, trouble-makers, malcontents, and disturbers of the peace. These are often the terms applied to men and women of conscience who will not endure cruelty, nor abide injustice."
"Doubtless it boosted our captors' morale, confirming their belief that America was a lost cause, and that the future belonged to them."
"I know that you have a couple of things on your mind."
"I think there's a number of things that need to be done."
"First you appoint and ask the most qualified people in America to serve. Not political appointees."
"How does the federal government react to the next hurricane. I pray to God it's not gonna happen but the weather man tells me a little different."
"Thank you for your question."
"When President Clinton was president and he nominated Justices Breyer and Ginsburg, I voted for them. I voted for them because I believed they were qualified."
"And so therefore I believe that the job of the president is to nominate people who he or she thinks is the most qualified as far as qualifications is concerned. And I should not impose ideology."
"That is my view."
"And I believe a thousand flowers should bloom."
"But I think there's one thing that everybody in this room and I are in agreement on and that is the status quo is not acceptable in America today and we have to fix it."
"There's a terrible rise in autism today?and we need to address that issue as well."
"And Mr. Welch if I have said anything here which is untrue then tell me."
"I have heard you and everyone else talk so much about laying the truth upon the table."
"I'll be glad to tell you exactly what I'm gonna do and that's what I said in my speech."
"God bless you and thank you for serving."
"Thank you sir."
"It really represents the best of America in many ways."
"Thank you very much. Thank you for being here. Thank you and God bless."
"It was obvious that their minds were made up in advance."
"Now every American has a right to disagree with the President of the United States and to express publicly that disagreement."
"No matter what the standard is, the American people were purchasing trailers that could bring harm to other American people. That's the face of this."
"Speaking of acting, one of my movies was called True Lies. And that's what the Democrats should have called their convention!"
"And one thing I've learned about America is that if you work hard, and play by the rules, this country is truly open to you."
"My fellow Americans, make no mistake about it: terrorism is more insidious than communism."
"No matter what labor camp they slave, no matter what injustice they are trapped, they hear our call. They see our light and they feel the pull of our freedom."
"So again I went to all the campuses, promoting my movies. Hyping another Terminator?'I'll be back'."
"You learn a trade, and that's exactly what I did. When I was 15 years old I learned how to be a salesman."
"Do everything that you can to get as smart as possible because education is the ticket to success."
"Terminator 4 may be made without me."
"If you get stuck in traffic, fix the roads. Build more roads!"
"I think their team is tougher."
"Didn't you all fire Tom Landry?"
"Three best teams are San Antonio, Utah, and the Lakers."
"But he's made two doozies."
"Thanks for having me."
"Well, I think it's a travesty."
"That's not right."
"That's not fair."
"Guys coming off the bench throwing punches."
"Like I said, it happened to me."
"They went from two extremes."
"Nobody wants to go to training camp."
"Training camp is the only part of sports that sucks."
"Training camp is the worst part."
"They both are terrible."
"Hey, thanks for having me."
"Has a little baby Turret's, maybe not quite diagnosed. But the truth just comes out, like accidentally, like what's on the top of his mind."
"Because most of the people are black and, even for me to complain about, I would be a hypocrite because I've tried to turn away from the TV because it's too hard to watch."
"And it was like, whoa, people that make music, like what you doing that rap bullshit that you doing, cuz you know."
"So he's like, man, just save up your allowance. Now mind you, I'm making twenty dollars a week allowance."
"Yo, this is Kanye West."
"Well I had a lot of influence from just going on tours and doing stadiums and just hearing the type of music that was really connecting with people."
"It's a broad costal plain, there is nothing there."
"I want to thank you for the support which you have given to my efforts to hold this administration accountable for taking us into a war based on lies and for the destruction of the rule of law and the destruction of cherished constitutional principles."
"You know and I know the war was about oil."
"To expect to have a government that will tell them the truth."
"You know all of this about our friend Barack announcing today? I wish Obama had announced here. Because Lincoln, Lincoln did not free us, the abolitionist movement freed us. Lincoln accommodated to freedom fighters. He was not a freedom fighter. Kennedy accommodated to King. Johnson accommodated to King. We got to ...
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight. This... is where they die!
Give them nothing. But take from them... everything!
Tonight, we dine in Hell!
This is Madness! Madness? This is Sparta!
"They good, but they are hard to eat."
"I think, I think there is some truth in that."
"That's all they are."
"They can't do anything to me."
"You know the amazing thing about Senator Obama is, I interviewed him years ago, for a book I was writing, and he had me so enthralled and enthusiastic about politics, and I had never really gotten involved in politics before, and the last thing I said to myself is, 'that guy's gonna be a great president one day.'"
"Thank them for their support, thank my friends who've been spectacular."
"I gamble probably once every two or three weeks to a month, it's not like I'm going everyday, it's not like I get up and look at the line in sporting events, I like to go into Vegas it's a fun place."
"But for right now, the next year or two, I'm not going to gamble."
"To me, it's over with."
"Every time I start working out, man, I get short of breath and I get real tired, and I say, this sucks, and I stop."
"I haven't made up my mind about the trade yet."
"I mean, it could either go this way, or it could go that way. There's no more up side."
"Well, I think it depends on what team you're on."
"I was like that then."
"I mean, you gotta have, obviously you gotta have a lot of talent."
"I made the tragic mistake of listen to the experts."
"I'm convinced that me and you are the only two guys on television that know what the hell we're talking about."
"They know what the hell they're talking about."
"So you had to sit there for three hours, like, damn, I'm a dummy."
"To every New Yorker and to all those who believed in what I tried to stand for, I sincerely apologize."
"I look at my time as Governor with a sense of what might have been."
"The premise of the show?essentially I am playing two very distinct characters: Henry Spivvy and Edward Albright. And Henry Spivvy is a sort of every-man, works in an office, has got two kids, lives in the suburbs, and Edward Albright is this, um, world traveling operative."
"But the fact is the surge has succeeded."
"Today it's giving me a lot of trouble."
"Everything went well that day, and when you're playing with that kind of talent, it makes your life a lot easier."
"He's a true gentleman, that's what I like about him the most."
"You have to let them know you're not just going to take anything off them."
"You know, anytime I think somebody tells the truth, I think people consider it controversial."
"That's not right."
"That's why I just try to be honest, and I get in trouble for it."
"That's why I just try to be honest."
"And I get in trouble for it."
"That feels good."
"I had a great time. Thanks for having me."
Reilly: "Oh god, don't get me started. This one." Ferrell: "This one's a real character."
"I'm wearing a way too tight Speedo."
"My character has come from a great height into where, you know, he's been traded for a washing machine. Uh, and uh, tough times for Ed Monnex."
Ferrell: "This computer's fake. This computer's fake." McEnroe: "C'mon, c'mon" Ferrell: "All your computers are fake in here, by the way. McEnroe: "C'mon, let's go do a show."
"Probably the four wood. It's a, uh, antique. It's worth thirty thousand dollars."
"Yeah, I was golfing at Oakland Hills, and the caddy said, he?We asked have you seen one of these? And he says, yeah, I think I saw one, but the guy golfing was 87."
"Yeah, I'll probably go throw up in the bushes before I go and hit. But other than that, I think I'll be fine."
"It won't be long. I mean, I?ll only throw up for, maybe a couple minutes."
"My position is it's not the reason why I'm running for President of the United States and I think that 2 parent families are best for America."
"I think that?s just a cop out and my parents, my relatives had no knowledge of what I was doing. They?re absolutely not responsible for any of it in any way and I take full responsibility."
"After I left the home. That?s when I started wanting to sort of create my own little world where I could be the one who had the complete control. Where I didn?t have to bow to anyone else?s demands and I just took it way too far."
"I suppose it could have turned into a normal hobby, like taxidermy, but it didn't. It veered off into?this."
"But there have been just stories that are absolutely ridiculous. Like my father really fit me for a training bra."
"I can't wait to let people in what I've experienced. The fun, the good, the bad, the happy, the sad, ya know. I'm comfortable letting people in now."
"One of my favorite books is 'The Alchemist'."
"Yeah, so, just to be able to create a superhero."
"The separation of talent and skill is one of the greatest misunderstood concepts for people who are trying to excel, who have dreams that want to do things."
"Talent you have naturally. Skill is only developed by hours and hours and hours of beating on your craft."
"Talent you have naturally."
"Do it with tongue and cheek."
"Do it with tongue and cheek."
"This was a hoax."
"Who wants to make those kind of decisions?"
"I talk a lot, don't I."
"That is the way it is."
"They don't care about families, they don't care about wives, they don't care about children, they don't care about anyone."
"And here I pulled a Tammy Faye, you'll think this is crazy."
"It looked like every TV camera in the world was there in front of that courthouse."
"But it looked like that to me."