Then we will fight in the shade

Persian Emissary: "Our arrows will blot out the sun!" Stelios: "Then we will fight in the shade."

The hands that…

"The hands that built this nation can build a new economy. The hands that harvest crops can also harvest the wind. The hands that installed roofs can also install solar panels. The hands that built today's cars can build the next generation of fuel efficient vehicles."

Tragic history

"And so we have this enormous, tragic history, that all of us confront from whatever our backgrounds are. Whether we are white black, Hispanic, Asian, whether we're Muslim, Jew or Christian."

This is the kind of girl

"And so when I met Victoria I thought this is the kind of girl I'd like to date."

Taking a shit

"David says stuff like do it like you’re a robot. Or do it like your doing karate. Or do it like your taking a shit. He would use that one a lot."

Take that hat off

"Take that hat off."

Through his butt

"Danny can smoke weed through his butt."

The story is false

"The story is false, it's completely untrue, it's ridiculous."

The Dopest Dope I've Ever Smoked

Just got a shipment of Pineapple Express ... it's the dopest dope I've ever smoked.

That is Good Weed ... That is Good Weed!

That is good weed.... That is good weed!

That's Not Going Get a Ride, Man

Saul: "Hey look, it's like my thumb is my cock. Heh heh..." Dale: "That's not going to get us a ride, man."

tranport

bew bew bew

Their Side

"I, I would say he's not on their side."

Tip

"That's all pensions and social security are. It's a tip at the end of your life."

Threat

"If gay men get married, that threatens my marriage immediately."

Taunt

"Because I only got married as a taunt toward gay men because they couldn't."

Thinking about Kids

"I'm talking about all mothers who don't spend all their time thinking about their children and nothing else."

TV Pundit

"I did at the time want to be a cult leader. I find being a TV pundit is much more powerful."

Time to Myself

"You know when you've been a successful parent when each of your kids come to you individually and say, 'Look, I need a little time to myself.'"

Things First

"When you're raising children you gotta understand that you gotta put certain things first."

Time is Number 1

"Always put something first. Time is number one."

Tomorrow

"Tomorrow, it may be you."

This is the kind of America

"This is the kind of America I believe in."

Threat of punishment

"I will make my decision."

Thank You, Bill

?Well, first, thank you, Bill, for having me on your show.?

To Whom It May Concern

?To whom it may concern: Let my record speak for me.?

That's The Way Speed-Walkers Walk

And that's the way speed-walkers walk.

This government

"This government has failed us."

Turn to ourselves

"And once we see that all these other sources to which we?ve turned have failed, we stop turning to them and turn to ourselves."

Think black

"'Cause if you're black you should be thinking black."

They try to make you think

"They try and make you think they set you free by calling you a second class citizen. No, you?re nothing but a 20th century slave."

Trickery

"Because Negroes have listened to the trickery, and the lies, and the false promises of the white man now for too long."

Traitor

"You're a traitor to your race."

Texas and Mississippi

"In Texas they lynch you with a Texas accent; in Mississippi they lynch you with a Mississippi accent."

Tricky

"How can Johnson be his friend and your friend too? No, that man is too tricky. Especially if his friend is still old Dicky."

Tricky man

"That man is too tricky."

Truth

"I?m not the kind of person who come here to say what you like. I?m going to tell you the truth whether you like it or not."

Tell the truth

"I'm going to tell you the truth whether you like it or not."

Two phones

?I wish I had two phones.?

Terrible question

?Oh, that's terrible, terrible question.?

Too much trouble

?You're a wonderful actor, but you're too much trouble.?

Third Fight

"Well actually this is pretty much a little stepping for me, this is my only, my third professional fight."

Trap

"Cause that's all you do, is open your trap."

Talk

"You keep talking. Keep talking. Because you know what the real me can do."

Tito and I

"I haven't talked to Tito, Tito and I haven't talked."

Tito, Tito, Tito!

"Tito got the mic tonight, Tito's here, Tito's welcome to say whatever he wants to say."

Truly a national loss

"This is truly a national loss."

Tragedy

"Nineteen years ago, almost to the day, we lost three astronauts in a terrible accident on the ground. But we've never lost an astronaut in flight. We've never had a tragedy like this."

Tragedy like this

"We've never had a tragedy like this."

Thinking about you

"And we're thinking about you, so very much."

Terrible

"And let me tell you, I was terrible at it."

Tells You

"It tells you about the, about the man Joe Frasier is."

Twenty times

"That match, people bring up to me twenty times more than any other match."

Traffic

"I haven't been able to get, like, a lot of traffic to come in, a lot of sales."

Time away

"And also, I've been spending more and more time away."

True Intentions

"Every time I ever work with him on something, and I work with him a lot on The Daily Show, he tried to perceive what it was. The true intention of the person speaking, left or right, whether or not it was something he agreed with."

The Tube

"Well, we test the connection between the two shows. There is a fiber-optic cable that runs the two blocks between the Colbert Report and The Daily Show. There is literally a tube that connects the two buildings."

Tanks

"He's brave when he's got tanks."

That's the government

"That's the government."

The government

"Any kind of activity that takes place on the floor of the Congress or the Senate, that's the government. Any kind of dilly-dallying, that?s the government. Any kind of pussy-footing, that?s the government. Any kind of act that?s designed to delay or deprive you and me right now of getting full rights, that?s the go...

Take the criminal to court

"You don?t take your case to the criminal; you take your criminal to court."

To be you

"It's hard for me to be you."

Times

"It's the New York Times."

Take a Nap Theme

Toroian Castle Theme

Tower of Babil Theme

Town Theme

Theme 1

Theme 2

Theme 3

Theme 4

Theme 5

The Mines of Narshe

Techno de Chocobo

The Semen Bandit has Struck Again

"We got the stuff, let's get out of here. Wait a minute, I want to leave my calling card. The semen bandit has struck again!"

The Count

“And then they had the nerve to put a pimp on there. They didn’t come out and say he’s a pimp, but I know a pimp when I see one. They call him 'The Count'." He had a cape and everything. Bitch where is my money? You've been late 4 times, I've been counting. How many times must I smack you before you act right? One, ...

Toss My Salad, What's That?

"The guy's like toss my salad, what's that? Having your salad tossed means your asshole eaten out with jerlly or syrup. I prefer syrup."

Tossed Salads in School

"We don't need prayer in schools. We need the tossed salad man in school. That will straighten the kids out. Hey Jimmy, you know you got a D. You know what you got to do? Noooo… I don't want to toss salad!"

Toilet Jokes

"You ever, sometime, right, you get on that toilet and when you shit, that water splash up on your ass? Don't that make you mad, right? You know what really make me mad? It's when shit come halfway out your ass, then go back up in that motherfucker. Right? Why do shit be teasing your ass, right? Just get the fuck ou...

Tell Me Some Jokes, Please

"I don't wanna fuck no funny, ugly bitch and shit. I'd have me in the bed going: Hey, baby, can you tell me some more jokes, please?"

Turn Bread into Pink Dough

"At McDonald's, they use buns, the meat covers the whole bread. At your mother's, the meat's right in the middle of the bread, with grease running through the middle, making the bread stick to the plate. This big green pepper is hanging out the top of this big meatball on the bread. And you try to put some ketchup o...

The perks

"The perks are amazing, like a tax increase for everyone earning more than $42,000 a year."

That's a disgrace

"Americans have got to understand that we are paying present day retirees with the taxes paid by young worker in America today and that’s a disgrace. It’s an absolute disgrace and it's gotta be fixed.

Try new things

"He's so open and willing to try new things and do things in new ways."

Threatens its existence

"The small nation of Georgia has been subject of Russian attacks that threaten its very existence."

The killing goes on

"My friends, today the killing goes on and the aggression goes on."

Turn around

"And it turned his career around."

Thank me

"Somewhere along the line, maybe when he is 60 he will thank me a little bit."

Too many

"There's way too many tournaments that people don't exactly what to look at."

Tanked

"I'm not gonna say he tanked it."

Tiriac

"Then Vilas came, saved the day, got to the finals. Well, Tiriac, who was his manager at the time, took the money in cash."

To come and see China

"I think the Olympics are gonna serve as a chance for people to come and see China the way it is and let the Chinese see the world."

This violence is unacceptable

"I said this violence is unacceptable. Not only did I say it to Vladimir Putin I said it to the President of the country, Dmitry Medvedev."

This is a test

Test Dialog goes here

Turd nuggets

"(Imitating a robot and machine gun) Adios, turd nuggets."

Three Weeks From Now

"Three weeks from now, I will be harvesting my crops. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so."

The Time For Honoring Yourself is at an End

"The time for honoring yourself will soon be at an end."

There Was A Dream of Rome

"There was a dream that was Rome. It shall be realized. These are the wishes of Marcus Aurelius."

Tear his Eyeballs Out

"When I get hold of the son of a bitch who leaked this, I'm going to tear his eyeballs out and suck his fucking skull."

Take your hands off me

Man 1: "Do you want to be arrested?" Cameraman: "Sir, can you please take your hands off me?! Sir, can you please take your hands off me?! Sir, can you please take your hands off me?!"

The heck with government

"I think the American people are mad enough that they would say, ‘the heck with government, we need energy.'"

Terrific surrogate

"And I think she's a terrific surrogate. There's no better surrogate for Barack than Michelle."

Testing the Waters

"A lot of people see this book as testing the waters for a run for political office."

Troubled Woman

"You know I love her. She is a troubled woman and I think there is more to explore. And, I'm really excited to keep doing it."

Two Sides

"I think that there's two gigantic sides to her. One is that she is a mother and she's a waitress and an everyday woman. The other side is that everything has been stolen from her and she has this huge task at hand that is terrifying and overwhelming."

Texas

"Only in Texas, right?"

Together

"I mean, I love my training partners. We train together, we sweat and bleed together."

Thrown in

"Um, I was a young kid, and I got thrown in with the big dogs right off the bat, and the big dogs were the guys from the Lion's Den."

Tblastard

Jon Stewart: "Cold-hearted bastard!" John Oliver: "Whoa, whoa: 'tblastard,' Jon."

The News Networks' Finest Hour

"It was the news networks' finest hour. Unfortunately, they had twenty-three more to kill."

Taking names

"Uh, Ken Shamrock is just a name that I'm gonna take."

Thinks

"Um, it doesn't matter to me what Tito thinks."

Time

"It's time to settle some scores."

Time to be a victim

"The chance to take a name, and Ken Shamrock? Sorry it's Ken Shamrock, but hey, it's time to become a victim.

The Path You Have Chosen Is Not Easy

"The path of freedom you have chosen is not easy, but you will not travel it alone."

Tremendous Humanitarian Suffering

Zalmay Khalilzaid: "What they have done has caused tremendous humanitarian suffering." Jon Stewart: "...In Europe."

Tempo

"I love that he went in there and he pushed the tempo."

Tragedy

"You know, that's a tragedy."

Temperature

"At last, at last, the temperature outside matches the temperature in the studio!"

Tapping

"People tap and you go, 'Uh!'"

The Jerk Store called, they're running out of you

"Well the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you."

These pretzels are making me thirsty

"These pretzels are making me thirst."

The duck he's the best, the best Jerry

"The duck here's the best. The best Jerry."

The worst, the worst Jerry

"The absolute worst. The worst Jerry."

That's gay

Stan: "Dad! What are you doing?" Randy: "I can actually play a lot of these songs on a real guitar. Do you want me to teach you boys how." Cartman: "Uh, that's gay Mr. Marsh." Stan: "Yeah, that's stupid dad."

Took the biggest crap

"Uh, yes hello. My name is Randy Marsh and I believe I took the world's biggest crap."

Turd trimester

"I'm sorry, Mr. Marsh. I cannot condone you traveling on an airplane in your condition. It is never safe to fly during your turd trimester."

The biddie

Scientist: "Here, do you want the biddie. Hm, does Bono want the biddie. Yes he likes the biddie, doesn’t he." Stan: "Dude!"

That hurts the biddie

Scientist: "Easy Bono, that hurts the biddie." Bono: "Biddie."

This is hot scissoring

Ms. Garrison: "Oh yeah scissor, scissor me Allison." Allison: "Janet, you're crazy!" Ms. Garrison: "Oh this is hot scissoring. Oh scissor me timbers."

Teacher being a lesbian

Cartman: "That's great! Let's hear it for teacher being a lesbian!" Kids: "Yeah!" Ms. Garrison: "Teehee."

This is lesbos

"This is lesbos!!"

That's gay

Stan: "Dad! What are you doing?" Randy: "I can actually play a lot of these songs on a real guitar. Do you want me to teach you boys how." Cartman: "Uh, that's gay Mr. Marsh." Stan: "Yeah, that's stupid dad."

Took the biggest crap

"Uh, yes hello. My name is Randy Marsh and I believe I took the world's biggest crap."

Turd trimester

"I'm sorry, Mr. Marsh. I cannot condone you traveling on an airplane in your condition. It is never safe to fly during your turd trimester."

The biddie

Scientist: "Here, do you want the biddie. Hm, does Bono want the biddie. Yes he likes the biddie, doesn’t he." Stan: "Dude!"

That hurts the biddie

Scientist: "Easy Bono, that hurts the biddie." Bono: "Biddie."

This is hot scissoring

Ms. Garrison: "Oh yeah scissor, scissor me Allison." Allison: "Janet, you're crazy!" Ms. Garrison: "Oh this is hot scissoring. Oh scissor me timbers."

Teacher being a lesbian

Cartman: "That's great! Let's hear it for teacher being a lesbian!" Kids: "Yeah!" Ms. Garrison: "Teehee."

This is lesbos

"This is lesbos!!"

Talking to Senator McCain

"Well I've been talking to Senator McCain several times a day. And he has been very reassuring. He has been very helpful in raising our moral."

The Concept

"The concept of the movie: a man gets a remote control, can control his life. If his wife is yelling at him he can skip past that. If his boss is giving him crap, he pauses him and smacks him around and comes back to reality. It is something I have fantasized about having in real life before."

Tool Belt

"I wasn't even working that day and I threw on a tool belt and was just pretending."

The victim has been identified

"The victim has been identified. It is Chairman Bill Gwatney, he passed away at about 3:59 this afternoon."

Temperature

"At last, at last, the temperature outside matches the temperature in the studio!"

Tapping

"People tap and you go, 'Uh!'"

Thought that was wrong

"My grandfather, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, and a majority of Americans thought that was wrong. They believed that lifting our seniors out of poverty is a reflection of our nation's core values."

This Girl Is Absolutely Amazing

"I tell my staff, I'm like, 'This girl is absolutely amazing.'"

The Biggest Car Show In South Dakota

"After all, Canton's got the biggest car show in South Dakota!"

The Dogs Don't All Run Away

"Okay, that is also unfair. The dogs don't ALL run away. Some stay in Canton and develop a drinking problem."

The American people decide

"Here I'm saying clearly I oppose Barack Obama and the book is designed to lay this information out and let the American public decide."

The Barack Obama campaign is afraid

"I'm coming to the conclusion that the Barack Obama campaign is afraid for people to read this book."

Thoughts

"That's all I thought about, nothing else. Revenge."

Trading Card

"I hope there's a trading card, sooner or later, that feature George Foreman as one of the all time greats, but that's about it."

That's Your Problem

"'That's your problem! You don't wanna work with anybody! That's why you'll never fight for the title!' And hung up on me."

Top Contender

"Now all the sudden, the, the various boxing committees are saying look, if you don't fight, uh, George Foreman, he's a top contender, the fight with Jimmy Young and George Foreman will become an elimination boxing match and the winner of that fight can't be champion."

Title Match

"They gonna give me the heavyweight title match."

Throwing Bottles

"'I'm gonna do this! I'm gonna do this!' He went throwin' bottles and everything. I said, 'You're not a fair fighter throwin' bottles.'"

Ten Million

"Ten million dollar purse. Where you gonna get it? No one had ever done it before."

The Differences

"People saw the, the differences."

Too Much

"It wasn't like, he was, I was runnin' from him. Too much courage."

The Dope

"And then I'm the dope who throws all this punches while the other guy just lays on the rope until you get tired."

Threw a Lot

"Threw a lot of punches, but that's nothin' too because those punches that I generally thrown at people had worn them out and made them faint as well."

That Didn't Hurt

"And when it hit me I was like, 'Doy yong. That didn't hurt. That didn't hurt.' But I fell and hit the canvas."

The answer

"The answer is simple: open your polling places to all your people."

This time

"This time, on this issue, there must be no delay, or no hesitation, or no compromise with our purpose."

Time for waiting

"We have already waited a hundred years and more, and the time for waiting is gone."

Their cause

"Their cause must be our cause, too."

Time of justice

"The time of justice has now come."

To all

"This great, rich, restless country can offer opportunity and education and hope to all, all black and white, all North and South, sharecropper and city dweller."

Tsom dum

Thousands of jobs at risk

Announcer: "Now thousands of Ohio jobs are at risk" Ed Rutherford: "Its tough times when it’s a foreign entity coming in and sucker punching us. That's how this felt."

They Don't Want Us To Get Oil And Gas

"They don't want us to be able to get our own independent sources of oil and natural gas."

Typical Of What The United States Has Become

"He's out there taking up more than his fair share, more than he needs. This is pure gluttony -- this is typical, in the world of Obama, of what the United States has become."

The taxman cometh

"Celebrity, yes. Ready to lead, no. Obama's new taxes could break your family's budget. The press warns, the tax man commith."

The real Obama

"Higher taxes, higher gas prices, economic disaster that's the real Obama. I'm John McCain and I approve this message."

That Makes More Sense

"Or you'd say, 'I can't'-- no, you go, 'No, I can't, sir.' 'I can't, sir.' That works. That's even better. Makes more sense."

Thank You

"Thank you."

That Was Unprofessional

"Sorry, that was unprofessional, that last bit."

That's Always Step One

"That's always step one. 'Oh, you've got a bit of hair on your face! Oh, come stay at mine! Oh, it's all right, I'll sleep on the couch!' Bang! Pregnant."

That's The Limbic System

"That's the limbic system, of course. The sense of smell is unevolved from when we were dinosaurs or lizards or whatever it was we were before we were human beings."

Thinking I Could Touch Your Leg

"'Cause I wasn't thinking about the promo anymore, I was thinking, 'I could touch her leg.'"

Tainted money

"While most people now see Ralph Reed as a tainted man raising tainted money, John McCain sees him as a source of campaign cash. John McCain, more of the same old politics."

This is not 1968

"This is not 1968 and the invasion of Czechoslovakia, where Russia can threaten its neighbors, occupy a capital, overthrow a government and get away with it. Things have changed."

This is an act of aggression

"My friends, we have reached a crisis, the first probably serious crisis internationally since the end of the Cold War. This is an act of aggression."

That Makes Up For My Daughter

"That makes up for my daughter, because she couldn't be less interested."

This Is The Peak

"Let's talk about this, then: this is it. This is the peak."

They agreed to come one

"They agreed to come on. Now you got to understand they've been sought after in droves from people that want to talk to them but they don't want to talk to any of them. I felt quite honored."

Take this DNA

"And he says 'Tom Biscardi, I want you to take this DNA and get it analyzed'."

Turn the body over

"I'm very fortunate to say at this point and time the boys have agreed to turn the body over to me."

Took us a long time

"And when we discovered it, I waited with it. Rick went back and got some help and got a truck. And we moved it out of there. It took us a long time to do it but we got it done."

They Lost

"You know, I heard that, Rick, oh well, Mondale is doing this just to win. And Dukakis is doing this just to win. And Gore and Kerry are doing this just to win. They all lost."

Talking White

"No, because the fact that he is talking white and not calling out the white corporate power structure, which is dominating government and driving our country into the ground through this globalization stuff doesn?t mean he should talk black."

Talk Justice

"Talking white means he should talk justice."

Title

"To finally have my title again--it feels amazing."

Toe points

"From the toe points to the hand stands, just every little--every little detail."

Title

"I definitely want to keep the title. It's something that I think everybody wants to have."

Test

"This is definitely just a test run and a test drive."

Talking

"I was talking to myself a lot."

Tale of two cities

"Mr. President you ought to know that this nation is more a 'Tale of Two Cities' than it is just a 'Shining City on a Hill.'"