"Nothing even comes close to its [the Bible's] accuracy and if you think God's judgment is bad the Devil has worse in store for all unbelievers."

"There is a God. Her created all of us. The only one who is blinded is the unsaved and stuborn."

"Every single little town, city I've gone into people have been just really trying to listen. And they're trying to figure this out. And they're trying to understand who these candidates are."

"That's true."

Bobbie: "You can't even answer." Don: "The answer is huge."

"Your decolletage is distracting. This is an office that hinges on professional decorum."

"So I told him what the answer was."

"The fact of the matter is the vast majority of American people don't care about who said what about whom."

"We don?t like to take anything that's happening at home to set and nothing at set comes home."

"It's the worst."

"She locked the door! That's it. I don?t even know where the key is."

"I think you know, no matter whether its for singing, or acting, or whatever you want to do, you know everyone has that dream that they want to go for."

You turd. Listen, ok, you guys, you'll never believe me. There was 2 cop cars, Ok. And they were chasin us. 4 wheel deal, it was this real neat ORV. And they were both buyin all over the place. It was the most amazing thing I ever saw.

I'm setting boobie traps. You mean boobie traps. That's what I said! Boobie traps!

"And thanks to their faith and their hard work, we both were able to go on to college. So I know firsthand from their lives and mine that the American Dream endures."

"That is the thread that runs through my journey and Barack's journey and so many other improbable journeys that have brought us here tonight, where the current of history meets this new tide of hope. That is why I love this country."

"See that's why he's running -- to end the war in Iraq responsibly, to build an economy that lifts every family, to make sure health care is available for every American, and to make sure every child in this nation has a world class education all the way from preschool to college. That's what Barack Obama will do as...

"I have come here tonight to stand with you to change America, to restore its future, to rise to our best ideals, and to elect Barack Obama president of the United States."

"And this November the torch will be passed again to a new generation of Americans, so with Barack Obama and for you and for me, our country will be committed to his cause. The work begins anew. The hope rises again. And the dream lives on."

"I want to say thank you to everybody for the support it has given me in my entire career. This is a great honor sharing this beautiful morning with everybody."

"I can just tell in the training camp."

"The organization should have took care of during the summer."

"Because when the season starts its about winnings and losses."

"These are tears of pain."

"The house is nice."

"By the way, my friends, I know you've been asking about who I want to be as my running mate. Now, wouldn't it be good to have a person you don't know what party they're with, they have no political principles whatsoever, they may need a job about that time."

"You know I see, I see the Spurs. I see Shaq with his new team."

"We got a lot of talent on our team."

"We got a lot of talent on our team, just as any of those teams."

"So that was a game they had to win, last night."

"They came out like troopers."

"And that text coming in at 3 AM -- I wanna know if he would've been awake for that."

"He lived for this, and these next few days, in specific, are what he lived for."

"He's the future of the game."

"He's the future of the game. He's the guy you see on television. He's the guy you see with Nike. He's the guy you see with Gatorade. He is the guy."

"His father's not to happy with me. His agent is not too happy with me. But I say it the way it is."

"And he had too much to say when he was young."

"This is a true story, last year he got a hat trick. He got a goal in overtime."

"The way I understand it, he got let go because he said some things about a few people, Ted Kennedy."

"The papers, they really give it to me up there."

"TV in five minutes!"

"I throw them around, and then I throw myself on top of them."

"Cause I find their lives trivial and meaningless."

"And I just sat down with a pad and paper and thought, well what are my three rules of life?"

"I came up with, uh, bust your ass, pay attention, and fall in love."

"This one is great."

"I thought, well, that's it, you know, that's it."

"I sat in the theater last night and I listened to them laughing."

"We carried furniture to a home that, you know, had too many kids in it."

"Its just amazing the letters of people that did this twenty years ago."

"We follow the trends."

"And you know, when I got down to 119 pounds I thought I was too fat."

"Like I say, I think either one would make a terrific President."

"Many years ago they used to call them toxic waste."

"But that's where the money was."

"We're going to have a tough time."

"But the lenders, you know. If people lent money that they're not going to get paid back, that's their problem basically."

"To combine a candidate, or ticket, that has two prejudices."

"And you lose a few percentage of the vote and most of the elections in this country have been decided by relatively two percentage points."

"I'm on think week about 50 weeks a year."

"My fellow Democrats. My fellow Americans. The most important contest of our generation has begun. Not the campaign for the presidency. Not the campaign for Congress. But the race for the future."

"There’s only one country in the world where I could have received that education, where I could have been given not just one chance, or two, but three, and where I could have succeeded. And that’s this country, the United States of America."

"If we choose the right path, every one of these challenges is also an opportunity."

"This race is all about the future. That’s why we must elect Barack Obama as our next president."

"It is time to take back the country we love."

"To my supporters, my champions -- my sisterhood of the traveling pantsuits – from the bottom of my heart: Thank you."

"To fight for an America defined by deep and meaningful equality - from civil rights to labor rights, from women's rights to gay rights."

"And Barack will have with him a terrific partner in Michelle Obama."

"This is the story of America. Of women and men who defy the odds and never give up."

"We've got to ensure that the choice we make in this election honors the sacrifices of all who came before us, and will fill the lives of our children with possibility and hope."

"That is our duty, to build that bright future, and to teach our children that in America there is no chasm too deep, no barrier too great – no ceiling too high – for all who work hard, who keep going, have faith in God, in our country, and in each other. That is our mission Democrats. Lets elect Barack Obama and Jo...

"Now John McCain calls himself a maverick. But he votes with George Bush over 90% of the time. That's not a maverick, that's a sidekick.

"You know, it was great to do a shout-out to Joe Biden and to Hillary Clinton, but frankly, other could have done that, and done it-- that served a political purpose that others could have done."

"I don't think she did too well on saying 'I love America.' That wasn't adequate enough. Because look, people are going to hear that, and then, those who have paid attention to her earlier comments are going to try to square those two off."

"Obama says Iran is a tiny country, doesn't pose a serious threat. Terrorism, destroying Israel, those aren't serious threats? Obama, dangerously unprepared to be president."

"We also have a court order right now. There's an injunction against the DNC, right now, saying he's not qualified to be the President of the United States."

"And this is our way of protesting."

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"In Microsoft's case, our top management team, the majority of them joined us as right after whatever degree they got, if any."

"I take two weeks a year to just go off and read and think."

"Where I?m not interrupted by work or anything else, I'm just, uh, solidly trying to think about the future. And people get to send me things to read as part of that so-called think week."

"He always just said that, just, just trust your gut."

"Did you all see me on television for congress?"

"In my testimony I thanked you."

"Now we need triple digits. So again, I'm asking your viewers to go to Richard Simmons.com and there's a place there for PE Crusade."

"So now I have 450 pair of dolphin shorts from the '80s."

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times."

"Uh, toughest one of all."

"It'll get you going to the gym."

"You get up and you trip going into your motor home and chip your teeth."

"I don't go around in tank tops, and he is thicker."

"And our position in the world has been weakened by too much unilateralism and too little cooperation."

"Clearly, the job of the next President is to rebuild the American Dream and to restore American leadership in the world."

"Everything I learned in my eight years as President and in the work I’ve done since, in America and across the globe, has convinced me that Barack Obama is the man for this job."

"They actually want us to reward them for the last eight years by giving them four more. Let’s send them a message that will echo from the Rockies all across America: Thanks, but no thanks. In this case, the third time is not the charm."

"And most of all, thanks to all of you, for this extraordinary welcome. Thank you!"

"That's when the airlift began."

"And on one fall day, hundreds of thousands of Berliners came here to the Tear Garden and heard the City's mayor implore the world, not to give up on freedom."

"'There is only one possibly', he said. 'For us to stand together, united, until this battle is won.'"

"People of the world, look at Berlin. Look at Berlin where Germans and Americans learned to work together and trust each other less than three years after facing each other on the field of battle."

"People of the world look at Berlin. Where a wall came down, a continent came together and history proved that there is no challenge too great for a world that stands as one."

"When you, the German people, tore down that wall. A wall that divided east and west, freedom and tyranny, fear and hope; walls came tumbling down around the world."

"Both views miss the truth."

"But the task is never easy."

"So history reminds us, that walls can be torn down."

"They require sharing the burdens of development and diplomacy, of peace and progress. They require allies who will listen to each other, learn from each other, and most of all trust each other."

"Thank you Berlin."

"Thank you so much."

"Thank you."

"There's a slip."

"It would look just like the past, just like George Bush, and this country can't afford a third Bush term."

"The Taliban and dictators everywhere that are on the march."

"Should you trust the judgment of John McCain, when he said only three years ago, 'Afghanistan, we don’t read about it anymore in papers because it succeeded'?"

"I’m here for the cops and the firefighters, the teachers and the assembly line workers, the folks whose lives are the very measure of whether the American dream endures."

"The American people are ready. I am ready. Barack is ready. This is his time; this is our time; this is America’s time."

"Just in case you were wondering I think President Bill Clinton reminded us of what it's like when you got a president who actually puts people first. Thank you President Clinton."

"I believe the measure of a man is not the road he travels but the choices he makes along that road."

"And I realized he had tapped into the oldest belief in America: We don’t have to accept the situation we cannot bear; we have the power to change it."

"That’s not change. That’s more of the same."

"The choice in the election is clear. These times require more than a good soldier. They require a wise leader. A leader who can change — the change that everybody knows we need."

"That’s the change we need."

"Candidate McCain now supports the very war-time tax cuts that Senator McCain once called irresponsible."

"Who can we trust to keep America safe?"

"Sometimes loving your country demands that you must tell the truth to power."

"Now we're talkin'."

"I mean, feels that way, you wrote it in three days. No I wrote a thing in three days."

"Man, I mean, I shouldn?t tell the truth."

"The tall one."

"Well he's a tough, he was a tough dude."

"Overhand right to the bridal."

"We don't want to just take back the White House. We want to make sure we got all the Senators we need to pass the health care legislation and educational legislation and housing legislation and all the issues that we care about deeply."

"This place is way cleaner now that I don't live here."

"You're choosing to be with this person who you've known for...three months? How long have you known me -- twenty-two years?"

"He's had three incredible careers."

"I'll try my best."

"Under this Administration we have devoted our resources into making this country a military colossus. But we?ve let our economic lines of defense fall into disrepair."

"They did not lie to us."

"We tell people what we think."

"And I couldn?t be prouder, both as a Texan and as a Democrat."

"I know that it is within families that we learn both the need to respect individual human dignity and to work together for our common good. Within our families, within our nation, it is the same."

"I think of all the political fights I?ve fought, and all the compromises I?ve had to accept as part payment. And I think of all the small victories that have added up to national triumphs and all the things that would never have happened and all the people who would?ve been left behind if we had not reasoned and fo...

"I never taught under the, uh, three point goal nor the time clock."

"This is John Wooden, ex-basketball coach of the University of California, Los Angeles."

"I mean you've got the first sort of main stream African American, who's articulate and bright and clean."

"We had a good show today, we did our show. We finished Mame, my kids are with me tonight. And I'm happy to be with you. I'm just happy to be alive."

"Yeah, that's true."

"You didn't have to know the producers, you didn?t have to know anything. You had to be tall enough, and you know, the right size."

"She isn't too beautiful."

"When there was something to scream about or wear a mud pack or do something physical I was available."

"Well, I was trying. See when you're not beautiful and you're not too bright you attract attention any way you can."

"I was very happy to have a chance to learn my profession."

"Oh, thank God!"

"What's before the crash, 29?"

"Well, I know something about close elections, so let me offer you my opinion. I believe this election is close today mainly because the forces of the status quo are desperately afraid of the change Barack Obama represents."

"Barack Obama had the experience and wisdom to oppose a popular war based on faulty premises. His leadership experience has given him a unique capacity to inspire hope, in the promise of the American dream of a boundless future."

"Thank you."

"Thank you so much. Thank you."

"To Ted Kennedy, who embodies the spirit of service."

"A moment when our nation is at war, our economy is in turmoil and the American promise has been threatened once more."

"How else could he propose hundreds of billions in tax breaks for big corporations and oil companies but not one penny of tax relief to more than one hundred million Americans?"

"For over two decades, he subscribed to that old discredited Republican philosophy."

"Give more and more to those with the most, and hope that prosperity trickles down to everyone else."

"Out of work? Tough luck. You're on your own."

"A promise that is the only reason I am standing here tonight."

"This has been mine."

"Unlike John McCain, I will stop giving tax breaks to companies that ship jobs overseas. And I will start giving them to companies that create good jobs right here in America."

"Today we import triple the amount of oil than we had on the day that Senator McCain took office."

"Now is the time to end this addiction."

"Now is the time to finally keep the promise of affordable, accessible healthcare for every single American."

"Now is the time to help families with paid sick days and better family leave."

"I stood up and opposed this war, knowing that it would distract us from the real threats that we face."

"If John McCain wants to follow George Bush with more tough talk and bad strategy, that is his choice."

"We left on time, but traffic was bad. But I'm not going to blame it on the traffic."

"And on the driver, who couldn?t get the trunk open of the car."

"And we all knew quite well that these two young men who played for me that spoke, they're really the reason I was here."

"This Coliseum is such a memorial place."

"And then they used to have the wonderful track meets in here."

"I, I do thank all of you. And you gentlemen, thank you so much for the kind words."

"Many, many years ago one of my players, who's present here today, was asked what he thought about the pyramid."

"I've been blessed here in California with my two children."

"And I thank you people for your patience and waiting here a while and taking time."

"I, I understood that that absolutely was the case."

"And for that I want to thank you, Coach."

"My friends and fellow Americans. I am very pleased and very privileged to introduce to you the next vice president of the United States Governor Sarah Palin of the great state of Alaska."

"Thank you so much for asking."

"Well, what's true about ANWR is it's about a two thousand acre plot."

"Recognizing that the Endangered Species Act is not a place to, um, kind of mess around with in terms of listing as threatened a species that, right now, is very, very healthy."

"Our fear being that extreme environmentalists will use this tool, the ESA."

"Not just me, though. A lot of governors who may be tapped, at least for consideration."

"Trillions and trillions of cubic feet of natural gas. Clean, stable supply that's not allowed to be tapped."

"Oh and by the way. They're real. And, they're spectacular."

"That's gold Jerry, gold!"

"Oh and by the way. They're real. And, they're spectacular."

"That's gold Jerry, gold!"

"Oh and by the way. They're real. And, they're spectacular."

"That's gold Jerry, gold!"

"Third place we call it, someplace between work and home."

"I think she's been tough with the media. I think she's run a terrible campaign."

"Let me find an issue you agree with the Pope on here. You're both against the War in Iraq."

"And they say I still love my city and want to go back."